Lucario was by himself in the ruins of the stadium from the Subspace Emissary, noticing strange strong levels of aura. He stopped, taking a moment to sense just what was the source of all this raw power.
"Hmm... it can't be, no..." Lucario remarked as he shook his head, clenching his fists, "We all killed Tabuu... it can't be..."
It was then that Morse code was heard, and Lucario opened his eyes, realizing that the source was something far worse than he imagined.
"Ness, real talk?" Pit stated as he and Ness were going shopping in the mall.
"What is it, Pit?" Ness asked as he tilted his head to the right, the two of them heading into a Macy's department store to buy feminine clothes.
"I think things might be getting a bit more serious around here." Pit remarked as he shook his head. "I haven't seen Claus or the Villager anywhere, and poor Lana looks really messed up."
"Well, it's to be expected of Lana, considering what the girls said what happened to the Baneposter," Ness remarked as he rubbed his right arm with his left hand. "But Claus and the Villager... both of them are good friends of mine. I hope nothing bad has happened with them."
"Someone get this guy off me!" Sonic exclaimed as he dashed past Pit and Ness, with an angry Mewtwo following as they glanced at each other. The two Cute Toot House boys then spotted Lucina, who was also shopping in the same store, chuckling nervously.
"Hey guys..." Lucina greeted as she waved her left hand at Pit and Ness, blushing as she was a bit surprised to see them here. "...What's shaking?"
Lady Palutena was farTING AS usual, you see, being in her casual clothes (of which were a white shirt and tight green jeans) and inside her room to organize another Cute Toot House meeting when Toadette ran in screaming, being shot by several pink colored arrows with pink hearts on them.
"What the?" Palutena remarked as Toadette hid behind her.
"Eep! Pal, maybe you can shed some light on that Double Cheery clone of me!" Toadette squeaked with fright.
"Double Cheery? Clone?" Palutena stated in confusion as her eyes widened and caused her to fart in shock, to see another Toadette appear, with this one having a lighter shade of pink.
"Ha! I found you, inferior original!" The Toadette clone stated as she giggled, twirling around and taking a bow. "The Pink Peers will see to it that you get punished!"
"Pink Peers?" Palutena and Toadette remarked as they noticed that Princess Peach Toadstool, Amy Rose, Nana the female pink clad Ice Climber, and Jigglypuff were all next to the clone Toadette, with all of them giggling as a pink background with pink sparkles appeared behind them. The Jigglypuff in particular had a big, pink bow on her head, and was a darker shade of pink than the original.
"Toadette, the Pink Mushroom with the twirls!" The clone Toadette exclaimed.
"Princess Peach Toadstool, the Pink Pooter with blonde hair!" Peach stated as she farted a brassy, deep pitched tuba toot that broke all the windows in The Room.
"Amy Rose, the Pink Hedgehog with magic skills!" Amy exclaimed as she fired tarot cards from her mouth and ass, spinning around with her red and yellow Piko Piko Hammer.
"Nana, the Pink Ice Climber who loves vegetables!" Nana exclaimed as she spun around with her wooden mallet, summoning several ice bergs and Freezies on the spot, cooling the room.
"Jigglypuff, the Pink Puffball who will puff you up!" Jigglypuff stated as she puffed herself up, then exploded into piles of puff, before reforming back into her original self.
"And together, we make the Pink Peers!" The five pink girls all exclaimed as they gave each other a high five.
Palutena shit herself as she fainted, with the original Toadette screaming as she ran out of The Room. Jigglypuff walked in, seeing Toadette go by her, heading inside to see the fainted Palutena, and the Pink Peers, squinting her eyes.
"What the hell?" Jigglypuff remarked, especially in regards to the other Jigglypuff present.
"We're here to spread pink everywhere!" Amy exclaimed as she clapped her hands together.
"Yeah! And though we're mostly good, we're not afraid to beat up other 'good' teams if it means pink reigns superior!" Nana exclaimed as she pulled out a carrot and munched on it.
Jigglypuff was at a loss for words, with the Pink Peers chasing after her, causing the pink bow-less puffball to scream for help as she ran down the hallway of the Smash Castle, with the Pink Peers following her. The unconscious Palutena released one more fart from her pooped jeans as Mario walked in, wondering what the hell was going on.
"I'm... not gonna say anything." Mario stated, eating a Big Mac he got from McDonald's as he left The Room.
"So you guys formed a team too, huh?" Silver asked Bandana Waddle Dee as they were at The Roost in Seaside Hill's Animal Crossing town of Ediseas, watching Meta Knight and King DeDeDe pounding the wasps that suddenly appeared in the town alongside Princess Zelda.
"Yeah. All these crews have been popping up, so Kirby suggested that we form our own one," Bandana Dee stated, with both of them taking a sip of their coffee.
"...Wait a minute, Kirby thought of the idea?" Silver remarked as he squinted his eyes, being a bit confused. "I thought Kirby was part of the MemeMemeMeme Brigade."
Bandana Dee glanced at Silver as he laughed, patting the silver colored hedgehog on the back. "Oh, you naive mammal, no one told you that Kirby is part of a species? There's copies of him everywhere!"
"...now that I think about it, that actually makes sense," Silver remarked as he saw several innocent, different colored Kirbies getting run over in the distance by the GUN Truck, which was chasing Shulk and Ike. "Man... the members these teams form are quite something... but it makes me wonder what happened to Claus... I know Lana left to do some mourning, but I haven't heard of that orange haired boy that looks like Lucas for a while..."
"Who is he?" Bandana Dee asked curiously, with Silver willing to spill the beans as both teams were on good terms with each other.
Meanwhile, Claus had long left the Smash residence, being in a small, abandoned cottage near Luigi's Mansion, with the dead bodies of the main male Animal Crossing Villager and Fox McCloud resting on metal beds as Claus cracked his fingers together, working on a way to bring them back to life.
"The Cute Toot House never actually employed my help for the missions..." Claus muttered angrily to himself as he began mixing up various potions. "They never attempted to get Lucas back for good... well, it's time for me to be serious, and take it up a notch..."