Lady Palutena farted a big brassy tuba toot as she and Toadette were relaxing on the balcony of Palutena's room during the nighttime, with both of them looking at the moon from Majora's Mask creepily looking down on everyone and everything.
"You know, I wonder what Yoshi's doing other than watching NCS, you know, IN THE BATHROOM," Palutena remarked as she turned her head to Toadette.
Toadette farted a trombone toot and she shrugged, placing her hands on her stomach. "It must be important, because I never see him. You think he's so happy, he can't bother with us?"
"...Maybe." Palutena commented while she belted out another tuba toot, fanning the air with her right hand. "Man, do I miss those edgy idiots... I wonder how jail is doing for them..."
It was then that Palutena and Toadette were suddenly blasted by Gyroids, causing them to flee the balcony as they fled into The Room, peeking out to see the male Villager, whose body was have metallic.
"W-what the?" Palutena and Toadette stuttered in disbelief for they glanced at each other, the male Villager winking as he dashed off while leaving them with a muffled fart that stained his black jeans.
Of course on the note of everyone's favorite dinosaur he was instead doing his taxes somewhere on the narcistic named island that had the same name with other similar isles. "What else did you think I would do besides recycling yet another failed attempt at a dead on arrival meme?"
Silver The Hedgehog was doing another pizza delivery for the Pizza Hut, mainly on account of the Cute Toot House not having much to do. He then spotted something scurrying amongst the forest surrounding the Smash Manor, using his green psychic power to illuminate the forest.
"Stop, you creep!" Silver exclaimed for he spotted the shadowy figure, gasping as his eyes widened, recognizing it. "F-Fox McCloud!?"
"The one and only." Star Fox remarked with a smile on his face for he emerged out of the bushes, his entire lower half of his body being metallic, wearing a black eye patch on his right eye. "How have things been while I was dead?"
"...Well, we managed to get the Hot Topic Krew in jail, if it's any consolation," Silver stated, with him and Fox deciding to shoot the shit with each other for several minutes, the two heading back to the Smash Tower.
Jigglypuff was waltzing around the area near Luigi's Mansion, humming to herself as she paused, hearing some mumbling. She turned around, spotting a small wooden cabin as she dashed in, taking a peek to see Claus talking to himself, with all sorts of metal contraptions surrounding him.
"Claus? Is this where this orange haired boy has been this entire time?" Jigglypuff remarked as she blinked, being a bit surprised as she couldn't believe it.
"I can't believe Fox betrayed me... figures that he still has a sense of justice even after dying..." Claus growled as he clenched his fists. "No matter... the Villager managed to obey. So that's one success and one failure... I'll have to hope that the others have no duty to do good..."
"No duty..." Jigglypuff quietly repeated to herself, walking away from the cabin as to not get caught, her eyes widening with shock. "This is heavy... I better let the others know about this..." She then took off.
Lucario was still in the Subspace Emissary map, heading eastward towards the jungle as he glanced back, to see tiny black figments scuttling towards him. Lucario fired a couple of small Aura Spheres at the black pests, but they kept on chasing after him.
"Damn... these things are not the material from the Subspace..." Lucario remarked as he jumped higher and higher, hoping to lose the black things on his tail as the Morse code he heard from the stadium became louder, with the sky towards the west being absolutely pitch black.
Ness was on the run from the Pink Peers throughout the streets of his hometown Onett who were chasing after him since he couldn't get them off his trail due to him farting as a result of eating from the trashcans like he used to on his adventures long ago. "Damn it; why did I have to feel homesick when these pink weirdos showed up?"
"How dare you!" Amy Rose snapped upon trying to smash the PSI boy with her mallet upon letting out a big fart that lifted the back of her dress that was red like her mad face. "I'm gonna smash ya into next week!"
"Yeah! And then we'll see who's the freak!" Nana added for the Ice Climber girl was quick to twirl around and whack Ness on the head enough for her to sit on his face and freeze him with her frosty farts. "We'll show you who's a whimp!"
"That's right; make him suffer!" Princess Peach farted in a hearty matter while overlooking the stinky situation. "We're gonna mark our succulent scent all over his little face!"