Viridi just hated it. Every time she would come by to see Pit, that gassy green goddess, Lady Palutena, would come to ruin her time. Be a simple argument, or Palutena farting a poisonous gas so foul, it could wipe out an entire race of creatures.
What's worse, Mr. Resetti adopted her as a result of a adopting spree going on at the mall. And because Mr. Resetti was her adopted father, she could no longer reset like she used too.
Which in turn made things quite a hassle for Viridi. Oh, how she hated to see Pit flirting about with Ness. How she hated that the white winged angel boy didn't see her as anything more than a distant friend. But oh how she hated Palutena and her farting big butt.
"Divine goddess? Pah!" Viridi complained as she farted a brassy tuba toot of her own, being quite the hypocrite for getting on Palutena's back for passing gas, fanning the air with her right hand from the gas that she passed herself. "All I see is her polluting the air with her toxic gas!"
"You just farted a few seconds ago." Silver pointed out as he had a clothes pin on his nose, doing the laundry for the other members of the Cute Toot House.
"S-so? Everyone farts! Besides, none of us willingly do it at every single moment like Fatass Palutena there!" Viridi quickly spoke as she pointed at Palutena, who was doing some jumping jacks in yoga clothes she borrowed from the Wii Fit Trainer.
"You're just jealous that I get to be a leader of a cool club, and you're nothing!" Palutena taunted as she towered over Viridi, having finished her jumping jacks.
Viridi scoffed as she turned her head away. "T-that doesn't mean a thing! So you're another leader, big deal! What's so special about it, anyway?"
"Hey Palutena, can we go see Cars 2 Featuring Shrek?" Toadette asked as she was wearing one of Lana's outfits.
"Of course, Toadette!" Palutena stated, smiling as she watched Toadette squeal with joy.
"Hey Palutena, what should we do about Wolf boy here?" Jigglypuff asked as she had Wolf O' Donnell tied up.
Palutena simply shrugged as she wrapped her arms around the back of her head. "Well, Jigglypuff, you go do whatever you like with him!"
"Good! Come on, Wolfy, we're going to the Pirate Ship!" Jigglypuff stated as she grabbed Wolf and headed to the Pirate Ship stage in Brawl that was originally from Wind Waker.
Palutena turned back to Viridi. "See? Being a leader is awesome!" She stuck her tongue out and winked. "And you're not even important enough to be a member of any of the clubs around here."
"...Yeah, well... uh... you're... a big fat doodie head!" Viridi blurted out, with everyone in The Room turning to face her.
"What the yee-haw hell is this cowgirl yappin' about?" Cowboy Lucario stated as he tilted his brown cowboy hat down.
"Doodie head, huh...?" Palutena smirked as she grabbed Viridi and stuffed the blonde Goddess of Nature into her butt. "Well, we'll see who's the real doodie head after this!"
Closing her eyes while smiling, Palutena farted away a series of brassy explosions that made Viridi smell worse than a skunk spray, with the Goddess of Light's last poot being so strong, it sent Viridi blasting off again. Palutena dusted her hands together as she felt satisfied, snapping her fingers to make the brown stain on the black pants disappear, going back to her exercise as everyone else shrugged.
It was from this day on that Viridi decided to take action, and become the second leader of the Hot Topic Krew.
"...And that's why we're kidnapping her!" Exclaimed Wario from the WAA Weirdos Emmisary fanfic dimension, being in the mall with the Waluigi and Tails from the same dimension.
"That story made my brain hurt." Tails remarked as he noticed the Amy and Knuckles of the CTH fanfic dimension heading to a Wendy's together, squinting his eyes. "No way..."
"Wah. Now you know how I feel." Waluigi remarked as he folded his arms together, wondering what his counterpart in this universe was up to.