"Damn! These creatures don't know any bounds!" Lucario remarked as he was being chased to the snowy mountains in the Subspace Emissary world map, the place where he had met Meta Knight, with the horde of black creatures ganging up on him.
Much to his relief, Lucario glanced up, to see a bright white light engulfing the entire snowy sky, forcing the black creatures away. Lucario turned around, gasping in shock to see that it was actually...
"Master Hand!" Lucario exclaimed as he placed his hands on his head, being in disbelief. "But I thought you were dead!"
"Nay. I was merely in a coma." Master Hand responded as he moved his fingertips about. "Now, care to explain to me what happened while I took a nap?"
Lucario pinched the temple above his nose as he closed his eyes. "Trust me... it's a long story..."
Sonic and Silver were relaxing in the Cute Toot House headquarters, with it being in the ballroom as Ness was running back and forth. The two hedgehogs glanced at each other, genuinely confused.
"Uhh, Ness, what are you doing?" Sonic asked as he placed his right hand on his hip.
Ness turned around, giggling as he waved at the two hedgehogs. "Oh, not much. Everything's just OK, though!" He gave a wink as he went back to dashing back and forth.
"You know, I wonder if Ken Penders knows about Super Smash Bros," Silver remarked as he took a sip of some orange juice. "I'm pretty sure he could make a shitty attempt at getting copyright on Unoriginal Plagarized Cloned Derivative Knockoff Imitation Echo Peach, Lucina, and Dark Pit."
"Why? Because of the whole Evil Sonic thing?" Sonic laughed as he wiped a tear of laughter from his eye, sighing as he folded his arms together. "I doubt it."
Ness came back, panting as he placed his hands on his knees, with Sonic and Silver looking at each other, confused.
"I finally managed to find the last piece I was looking for! Okay!" Ness exclaimed joyfully as he held up a bolt. "Believe me, this invention I just cooked up will be great!"
"And just how did you do that?" Silver remarked as he squinted his eyes, with Sonic nodding his head in agreement.
Ness laughed as he wrapped his arms around the back of his head. "Well, that requires some flashbacks..."
"Remember, Ness, make your farts gross AND dangerous." Lady Palutena instructed as she was with Ness in front of an abandoned cigarette factory, both of them having tight blue jeans on, their hands on their butts while bending over.
"Okay!" Ness replied as both he and Palutena farted at the same time, their tuba toots destroying the entire factory with relative ease, both of them laughing as they held hands and danced, while both farting.
"...And just what was that flashback for?" Sonic remarked as he was digging in his ear with his right hand.
"Because it explains why my pooting as been so darn tootin' good!" Ness stated as he was blasted into the air by his brassy butt blast of gas, with Sonic and Silver groaning as they got clothespins out of nowhere and placed them on his nose.
"You know, it's times like this that make me wish we had a new member," Silver stated to Sonic.
Sonic nodded his head in agreement. "I concur. There's nine of us ever since Claus, the Villager, Lana, and Lucario left. An extra girl shouldn't hurt... so long as it's not Amy." He shuddered, getting thoughts of what Amy could potentially do to him if she were a part of the Cute Toot House.
"Man... these new employees are much better than the old ones!" Pit stated as he and the others were back at McDonald's, with Wario from the WAA Weirdo's Emissary trying to not blow his cover.
"What's wrong, Wario?" Gengar asked as he noticed Wario trying to hide within the kitchen.
"You see that white winged angel with the pink pillow that has Lincoln's face on it with those other anime characters?" Wario remarked as he pointed at Pit. "He's part of the Cute Toot House, and they're evil!"
Gengar blinked as he took a glance at Pit and co., then turned back to Wario, shaking his head. "...I don't think they're evil. They don't look like it."
"Don't let their cute, tooting looks fool you!" Wario remarked as he pointed at Toadette farting a storm of tuba toots, then giggling innocently afterwards while fanning the air with her right hand. "They might not look like it, but they can fuck up anyone!"
"...Well, if you say so." Tom Nook butted in as he was taking a good look at how the new employees were like.
"Excuse me!" Toadette admitted as she let out a fart so huge it shook the entire McDonald's, causing everyone to glance at the CTH's table with Toadette blushing. "Lady Palutena's really been giving me good lessons!"
"Sometimes I wonder why we haven't made you a secret spy..." Mario remarked as he stretched his arms. "You could make for a good traitor to that stupid clique Link made with his clones."
"The Link Clique... oh, how I hate it!" Chrom growled as he slammed his right hand on the table, causing his fish sticks to fall off. "Those buttheads think they're so smart! They make me wanna make like a tree and get out of here!"
"Now come on, Chrom, they can't be that bad. They're just Links, you know?" A female Meowstic employee stated as she was giving the Cute Toot House and MemeMemeMeme Brigade members some of their food.
"Oh, they're bad. They're from... CALIFORNIA..." Shulk remarked as he placed down his Diet Sprite.
Everyone in the Cute Toot House and MMM Brigade shuddered at the very mention, especially because one of the Links was a celebrity.
"Wah... this Link clique sounds bad..." Wario remarked as he turned to Gengar, rubbing his chin. "I wonder how many bad crews are present..."
"It can't be that bad. It's just Link." Gengar stated as he gave several customers their McDonald's food.
Toadette shook her head as she crunched down on some more chicken nuggets. "Anyway, I know those Link jerks are bad news, but what are we to do with the Hot Topic Krew? And that new evil crew with Shrek in it?"
"Shrek isn't evil, though!" Shulk responded as he was willing to defend the green orge. "He's just misunderstood!"
"Well it has that Unoriginal Plagarized Cloned Derivative Knockoff Imitation Echo Peach lookalike from that godawful movie, so it has to be an evil club!" Reyn stated as he slammed his hands on the table.
"Frozen bad movie! Riki hate Disney shit!" Riki exclaimed while dancing around like a sugarplum fairy.
As the group kept eating their food, they all turned around, to see what looked like Solid Snake in a pink dress and the Duck Hunt Dog in a brown robe running away from several missiles being fired at them, with Princess Peach Toadstool laughing as Princess Zelda, Princess Daisy, and another Snake, who was wearing his regular mercenary clothes. They were all laughing.
"Oh no!" Toadette and Knuckles gasped in unison, with Knuckles leaving to go cuddle Amy, y'know IN THE BATHROOM, while Toadette let out a cute little poot in shock, her hands on her face. "It's the Anti Gassy Krew! What are they doing here!?"
"Probably tracking us because of you know what..." Mario remarked as he glared at Toadette, pinching his nose as the smell of the pink mushroom girl's flatulence was pretty rotten, especially since he was right next to her.
"Well," said the mercenary Snake from the Anti Gassy Krew to the fleeing Snake and DHD, "Good show but we just dropped 7 nukes on the mall's most prized antiques stores, and they're all destroyed HAHAWHAEHAEWHAUHAUWHAUE!"
"NO!" Everyone in the mall exclaimed as they overheard the AGK's Snake proclamation.
"That's right, and if you don't comply with us, then we'll do the same to all the stores!" The AGK Peach exclaimed as she pumped her right fist into the air.
"Yes! Beautiful smells should populate the world and be rid of all the foul nonsense that you disgusting creatures of commerce have crafted!" The AGK Daisy added while folding her arms.
"Power to the pretty smells!" the AGK Zelda exclaimed generically, not having anything else to add.
The AGK Snake glanced behind him, to see Alph The Mexican from the Hip 'n' Kool Krew sniffing his smelly armpits, with Snake grabbing him and rushing off, laughing manically.
"Help! Jumping Mexican beans!" Alph exclaimed in the most stereotypical Mexican accent possible, flailing his arms as all of his Pikmin bumped into each other, not knowing what to do.
"We're going to Universal Studios!" The AGK Snake giddily said.
Everyone else in the mall kept their eyes on each other as they wondered what madness was occurring within the mall. As if things couldn't get any possibly worse... or weirder.
"You're telling me." Dry Bowser suddenly stated while grilling burgers in a corner of the mall for the various people wandering around. "I don't get paid enough for this shit."
Meanwhile in the fiery depths of Norfair...
"Admit it, Pittoo, you're setting me up!" Lady Palutena stated as she bent over and farted, heating up the hot place even further with her smelly butt fumes as she was in her regular clothing.
"I keep telling you, bitch! I hate Hot Topic! And I'm NOT with this stupid Hot Topic Krew!" Dark Pit exclaimed, struggling to break free of a rope that he was attached to.
It turns out that this Dark Pit was part of the Clone Club, with Lucina and Toon Link tied up to him as well, the trio of clones having been mistaken by Palutena to be part of the Hot Topic Krew, due to the gassy green Goddess of Light spotting them at a Burger King several moments earlier.
"Can you free us from this rope?" Toon Link asked awkwardly as he was sweating. "I'm getting an erection from the heat."
Absolute silence as everyone stared at Toon Link, with the green capped elf boy blushing as he realized what he had admitted. Lucina yawned as she lowered her eyes.
"Why does the green Big Butt Farting Lady want us for?" Lucina asked stupidly as she was trying to pick her nose using her tongue. "We don't have anything, except all the Marth amiibos in the world!"
"So it was you who took the last Marf amiboo!" Palutena stated as she then farted right in Lucina's face, blowing back the blue hair on the female swordsman.
After doing several more twisting and turning, Dark Pit managed to get his legs a bit out as he did a swerve kick on Palutena, causing her to land on her back as she groaned in pain, with Lucina and Toon Link both laughing, Dark Pit just glancing at her.
"You should go back to your smelly crew of yours, fatass," Dark Pit stated with a smirk as he began wiggling his way out of the rope. "Those chumps probably are starting to miss ya anyway, you old fart."
If there was one thing Palutena hated, it was being called old. Getting back up, Palutena grabbed Dark Pit's face and farted as many smelly, brassy tuba toots on him as possible, with Toon Link feeling his clothing getting tighter while Lucina just drooled, wondering what CD-I Ganon was up to.
"This is what I did to Bayonetta and Nikki when they kept making fun of me!" Palutena remarked as she talked over her foghorn sounding flatulence. "You better hope that I don't go 'baking brownies' on your face!"
"Ewww... brownies are gross AND dangerous." Lucina remarked as she shook her head. "I like fudge better."
"They're the same thing, you idiot." Toon Link awkwardly remarked as he closed his eyes, wondering when this hell of a torment would be over.