"I feel exhausted," Mario stated as he, Silver, and Jigglypuff were all in Falco Lombardi's tavern, drinking their troubles away.
"From what? All you were doing as going off on another stupid platforming adventure," Jigglypuff remarked as she hiccuped, drinking a bit too much booze for her own good.
"Hey! Platforming..." Silver yawned as he stretched his arms. "Isn't... as easy as it sounds..."
"Are you guys okay?" Falco asked as he noticed how drunk the three members were.
"It's been a long night, Falco..." Mario grumbled as he looked like he was going to puke. Which he did. On the floor.
Falco rubbed his chin with his right hand as he murmured. "Hmm... maybe taking a break from training wasn't such a good idea at all."
It was then that Lady Palutena made a rather explosive entrance, of by which she farted her way into the tavern, bringing in her rotten butt fumes. As everyone was used to it, no one seemed to mind.
"Was there anything we missed?" Palutena stated as she released another raunchy fart, with Toadette in her arms.
Falco simply pointed at Mario, who was piking, while Jigglypuff kept on hiccuping, with Silver snoozing away on the wooden counter.
"Gosh... they look so drunk..." Toadette stated, her arms wrapped around Palutena's neck as she glanced up at the Goddess of Light. "I hope that we never have to come to a situation where we need to get drunk off our asses!"
"Relax, kid. I don't drink. It's a bit too low brow, yet high class for me." Palutena remarked as she let out a wet fart to somehow signify that.
Falco shrugged as he kept cleaning several empty glasses, with Palutena and Toadette leaving the tavern, Palutena farting away like a bullet.