"I'm hungry. My tummy hurts." Pit whined as he had his hands on his growling stomach. "I wanna go home. I want my mommy."
"Will you shut up!?" Dry Bowser snapped as he glared at the white winged angel boy, clenching his boney fists. "Goddamn it, why did they friggin' force me babysit you?"
Dry Bowser and Pit were both at the New York Aquarium, but Pit continued whimpering due to his fear of Coney Island. Lady Palutena suggested that Pit take a break from the antics of the Cute Toot House for a while.
And on that note...
Toadette's stomach growled loudly as she placed her hands on her tummy. "I'm really hungry."
"No, really?" Fox McCloud remarked bluntly, not being impressed.
Palutena farted loudly as she laughed, fanning the air with her right hand. "Phew! That was a good one! To be honest... I can't tell what smells worse, my farts, or the circus!"
"The circus definitely." Princess Zelda groaned as she pinched her nose with her right hand, glaring at the gassy green goddess. "But you're definitely a contender..."
Most of the members of the Cute Toot House were at the circus that was set up in Earthbound's Onett, with them using is as a break from all the serious events going on. Shulk and Chrom tagged along, because they both had inner children inside of them.
"Let's just stick together and have some fun, OK?" Silver The Hedgehog suggested as they walked past various circus performers.
"Okay!" Ness exclaimed as he burped loudly.
"You shut your mouth!" Fox stated as he slapped Ness across the face. "The circus is already in town, we don't need an extra one!"
"I wonder why they use that phrase," Chrom remarked as he rubbed the back of his head with his right hand, holding a carton of fish sticks in his left.
Shulk coughed as he was fanning the air with his left hand. "I think it's because of the way all sorts of smell mix here. Peeyew!"
"Well, I hope we don't bump into any clowns on the way," Tiny Kong remarked as she tugged Palutena. "I wet my bed occasionally when I was younger because of nightmares involving... them..."
Everyone turned around to glance at Tiny, who blushed at admitting one of her dark past secrets. Sonic The Hedgehog turned around, laughing as he pointed forward.
"Speaking of clowns, look who just showed up!" Sonic exclaimed, causing everyone to turn around, to see Viridi and Male Robin arguing with Phosphora and Chad Kroger.
"Beat it, punks! We were here first!" Viridi exclaimed, with all of them fighting over a candy machine.
"No way! I rather be forced to smell in that green haired skank's butt gas than let you have this!" Phosphora remarked as she placed her hands on the candy machine.
"Just let us have the machine, or no one gets hurt." Male Robin stated as he took out his sword.
"Hey man, I just want to sell my album, y'know?" Chad Kroger stated as he raised his guitar.
"Should we do something?" Jigglypuff remarked as she was eating pink cotton candy, of which she was not willing to share.
"Leave this to me." Palutena stated as she pulled out a bean burrito out of her green hair, gulping it down with a can of soda she pulled out of her cleavage, gulping it down as she patted her rumbling stomach, turning and and bending over, her hands on her hips as she belted an enormous tuba toot from her butt, The powerful stench managed to cause both member pairs of the Hot Topic Krew and League of Super Evil faint. Everyone else was in shock as they stared at Palutena, who laughed as she let out a cute little poot.
"Well, I guess the circus really came to town now! Ha ha!" Palutena stated with laughter as she went back to frantically fanning the air around her, this time by spinning her staff up and down and all around.
"How disgusting." Waluigi from the WWE muttered in disgust as he and Tails from the WWE watched from a nearby distance, both of them watching the elephants marching, who didn't care for anything that just happened.
Lucario and Master Hand were back at the Smash Mansion, with barely anyone there as Master Hand noticed a blue colored note, picking it up and reading it.
"'Went to the circus. Don't call anybody'." Master Hand read aloud as he placed down the note, facing Lucario. "So, that leaves us. What do we do?"
"Want to see what's on television?" Lucario suggested?" Lucario remarked as he sat in one of the reclining chairs, picking up the remote and turning the TV on, with the news of the various different clubs being played on the TV screen.