Lady Palutena farted loud enough to shake the entire room as she yawned, waking up from her usual nap as she was on her green couch in the meeting room for the Cute Toot House.
"Man... things have been quiet since the gang headed to Seaside Hill..." Palutena stated as she belted another brassy deep pitched tuba toot from her gassy ass. "I wonder if I should join them..."
It was then that the Goddess of Light caught the scent of pancakes, making her forget about her team as she floated in the air, following the scent. Palutena reached the kitchen, spotting pancakes all around as she gasped with joy.
"H-heaven..." Palutena muttered as she felt her stomach rumble with excitement, preparing to eat all the pancakes when she was suddenly smashed by Nana.
"Gotcha!" Nana laughed, the pink clad Ice Climber girl giggling as she then kept on hitting Palutena with her wooden mallet. "It's smashing time, baby!"
"Nice work, Nana!" Exclaimed Toadette of the Pink Peers, with Princess Peach Toadstool, Amy Rose, and Jigglypuff all appearing from behind the tables and kitchen appliances.
"We really got you good!" Peach chanted as she wiggled her hips.
"Now we're gonna make you into a pancake!" Amy taunted as she twirled around.
"Yeah! And you'll see why we're not to be fucked with!" The Pink Peers' Jigglypuff added as she clapped her hands together, with all the pink clad members giggling gleefully in an evil tone.
Master Hand and Lucario were both in Master Hand's office as the two were trying to sovle the puzzle of just what was happening to their dimension, having realized that certain things were off.
"Lucario, have you been sensing the presence of beings not from this dimension as I have?" Master Hand asked as he turned to Lucario.
Lucario nodded his head, opening his eyes as he rubbed his chin with his right hand. "Yes... it seems that due to the dimension barrier being broken between different fanfiction dimensions, something from the invading dimension crept into ours, and now it's morphing into a new, hideous being that can destroy both of our dimensions..."
"So, your assumptions are correct." Master Hand stated as he curled himself, cursing. "Damn... and to think, all of this started because of that edgy recolor... I should have never pretended to die..."
It was then that a strange bluish warp portal appeared behind the two Smash characters, causing them to turn around as they glanced, with the vision being somewhat blurry at first. Master Hand and Lucario exchanged glances with each other, as in the rectangular shaped vision appeared... another Master Hand!?
"Is this the Master Hand of the Hot Topic Krew and Cute Toot House dimension?" The other Master Hand from the portal asked.
Master Hand glanced at Lucario, nodding as he faced the other Master Hand. "Yes. I presume that you're from another dimension, am I correct?"
"In your case, indeed. I am the Master Hand from the WAA Weirdos Emissary dimension, for which some of my Smashers have invaded yours in a vein attempt to stop the Hot Topic Krew and Cute Toot House," The WAA Weirdos Emissary Master Hand explained as he moved his fingertips about. "I have learned that not only are the Cute Toot House not evil, but there are many more clubs present, good and evil... and moreso the latter, from what I'm about to share with you."
"I can sense the same connection as you, WWE Master Hand." Master Hand stated as he coughed. "Sounds like a wrestling name." He shook himself. "Anyway, for what is it that you wish to discuss?"
"...you might already be aware of this, seeing as how you and your dimension's Lucario are actually taking the situation seriously," The WWE Master Hand remarked as he rolled himself around. "But both of our dimensions are in grave danger. It has something to do with the subspace..."
"Subspace..." Lucario's eyes widened as he looked back up at the other Master Hand. "Wait... you sensed those weird black things, too?"
"As have I." The WWE Master Hand stated as he curled himself, feeling disgusted. "I have pinpointed the creator of these things... and it's... the scattered remains of Tabuu..."
"...No." Master Hand stated in disbelief as he briefly spazzed out, not believing this. "But we destroyed him! How could he have possibly returned!?"
The WWE Master Hand sighed, knowing that this was too much to take in. "Have you heard... of the Master Core?"
There was a brief, but tense moment, with Master Hand and Lucario realizing that things were even worse than they had hoped.
"Uhh... boss," Watharja stated as it approached Walutena. "Those wrestling losers aren't the only threat we might have?"
"What!?" Walutena exclaimed as it stood up, slamming its staff. "Who is it now that attempts to threaten us!?"
Watharja turned on the television screen, to reveal Tiny Kong and Toadette with Chrom and his army of misfits. Walutena squinted its eyes as it groaned, slapping its forehead with its left hand.
"You gotta be kidding me..." Walutena stated as it sighed. "Now we got these jokers to deal with!?"
Meanwhile, with our heroes and comedic relief...
"It was nice of you to invite us on your trip to Seaside Hill, Chrom!" Tiny Kong stated as she and Toadette were with Chrom and his band of misfits.
Chrom, the leader, laughed as he wrapped his right arm around Tiny Kong. "Why, thank you Tiny! It's nice to be able to have another gang to engage with in Chrome things!"
"Big bro, I didn't know that you were so popular with the ladies!" Lissa, Chrom's little sister, stated as she noticed how close Tiny Kong and Toadette were to Chrom.
"Oh, Chrom is awesome! He might only be a Final Smash, but he knows how to be a great guy!" Toadette exclaimed as she was holding Chrom's left hand.
"For you." Stated Frederick, Chrom's best "no homo" man, who was busy looking around at Seaside Hill, sighing. "Man, this place is just beautiful."
"I'll say. There's all these girls I wanna lust after!" Sully, the tomboyish lesbian, proclaimed as she was shaking her arms in excitement.
"Y'all have no style or grace." Virion, the fabulous one, remarked, quite disgusted.
"But we all have a funny face!" Laughed Donnel, the redneck kid, who then began singing Lanky Kong's portion of the Donkey Kong rap.
"Ugh... there he goes." Cordelia, the pretty chick, groaned as she covered her ears from Donnel's annoying jam. "There he goes again."
"Isn't he just the funniest guy around?" Chrom stated as everyone except Cordelia laughed heartfully.
After several minutes of laughing, Tiny Kong farted a big brassy tuba toot, blushing as everyone glanced at her, the fart echoing around the tropical beach for all to hear.
"Oh my God... sorry, guys... my name might be Tiny, but the rest of my body isn't!" Tiny Kong apologized as she let out several trombone toots, followed by a deeper pitched tuba toot, giggling while fanning the air around her butt.
Everyone except Cordelia began laughing again, with Tiny Kong feeling better as they walked past Lakithunder's Power Plant, causing the electric charged Lakitu to be shocked.
"I can't zapping believe it! They just walked past me at lightning speed!" Lakithunder exclaimed in disappointment as he placed his hands on his face. "I feel like I just lost the spark to keep going."
"Maybe it's because of your damn puns!" A Chargin' Chuck stated as he was charging electricity for the plant.
In another part of Seaside Hill were the hedgehogs Sonic and Silver, the two wondering what to do after having a foot race all around Seaside Hill.
"Wanna race again, but in cars?" Sonic asked as he faced Silver.
Silver sighed, waving his hands. "Nah. I think I'll go and catch some rays instead."
Sonic shrugged. "Suit yourself, slowpoke." The blue blur then zipped away, while Silver headed to the beach to relax.