Pit was trying to watch the news as he heard Lady Palutena farting and moaning, you know IN THE BATHROOM. Pit then lowered the volume, turning his head to the bathroom.
"Lady Palutena, can you please control yourself! I'm trying to watch TV in here!" Pit snapped, being quite annoyed by the potty antics of his gassy goddess.
"I can't help it, Pit!" Palutena laughed while reading the newspaper, humming to herself. "We all have to go sometime!"
Pit sighed and slapped his forehead, shaking his head in disbelief. "Sometimes I wonder how I put up with you..."
"Pit! There's trouble!" Jigglypuff stated upon running in, shaking her head. "We... ran out of pancakes!"
Palutena belted a huge fart that destroyed the entire room and screamed in horror, dropping her newspaper into the toilet bowl and slapping her hands on her face.
"NOT THE PANCAKES!" Palutena exclaimed in horror; she dashed to the kitchen, not bothering to clean herself up as Pit and Jigglypuff were buried underneath the rubble.
Silver came by, sipping some cherry capri sun as he noticed everything in The Room was wrecked, except for the bathroom. He shrugged, continuing down the hallway, not realizing that his teammates were being crushed. "I really wonder why I bother to be here...
Elsewhere things were just as crazy like it was within the mansion since poor Ness found himself in a chase that he happened to be recording since he was with his best friends during this fiasco; indeed he was sharting about a mess in his pants since he had to go to the bathroom but just couldn't due to the fact that he had to witness another crazy Smash induced chase. "Oh man! I knew we would be in deep shit but I think I might have taken it a bit too far!"
"Not the time!" The Ice Climbers chimed in since Popo and Nana were feeling particularly gassy themselves; their frosty farts and bassy burps were enough to cause enough of the people chasing them to freeze on the spot while they used their mallets to smash away the obstacles in their way. "We need to potty too!"
"Guys these jokes stink!" Toon Link interjected since he felt embarrassed about his wind breakers causing his skirt to reveal his pooped pants. "And I should know because I need new pants!"