Silver sighed as he was cleaning up around the mansion, with Pit walking by as he noticed the silver colored hedgehog not acting right.
"Silver, are you... okay?" Pit asked, approaching Silver while holding his hands.
Silver took in a deep breath as he turned to Pit. "It's just... well, lots of shit have been going down, and it's been quite intense..." He wiped his forehead with his right hand. "I heard from Lucario that there's some weird subspace stace leaking into our universe, there's all these clubs running around, and Shadow just left the Hot Topic Krew..."
"Shadow left the Hot Topic Krew!?" Pit exclaimed, being so shocked that he accidentally peed himself, glancing down at his wet shorts as he blushed. "D'oh! I guess that made me feel a bit too excited!"
"Ugh, tell me about it." Silver stated as he shook his head, moving his right hand around. "The good news is that Shadow could potentially help us out, given his new lot in life, but on that same note..." He closed his eyes as he shook his head. "I will not be surprised if the HTK gets a new member to replace Shadow."
"Oh, I fear that." Pit remarked as he felt his soggy shorts get damper, taking in a deep sigh. "And speaking of replacing, I hope Shulk has fresh underwear to share..."
Silver squinted his eyes as he was in disbelief at the white winged angel. "You share underwear? What?"
"Hey, me and Shulk are butt buddies. Lay off!" Pit stated as he blushed, leaving Silver to continue his cleaning.
Lady Palutena farted as she was taking a bath, frowning as she watched her fart bubbles rise. "Hrm... it's not as fun to fart in the water... plus, I don't feel like farting that much..."
"You don't feel like farting!?" Yoshi exclaimed as he too was, you know, IN THE BATHROOM. "What the hell is going on!?"
"Oh, you silly Godzilla ripoff, I'm simply realizing that life has changed ever since I graduated high school," Palutena stated as she placed her right hand on her face, "In fact, I wonder how some of my old gal pals are doing... I know that fat ripoff of Peach is dead, and the less said about that weed obsessed bitch, Viridi, the better. But I wonder how my science teacher, Dry Bowser, is doing..."
Yoshi lowered his newspaper as he squinted his eyes at Palutena. "...your science teacher was Dry Bowser?"
"Hey, he had a lot of jobs." Palutena stated as she farted more bubbles, sighing as she grabbed a yellow towel. "And I'm getting out of the water. Farting in the air is so much superior."
Yoshi rolled his eyes as he went back to reading his newspaper, with Palutena heading out, deciding to go and get some pancakes to fill herself up.
"Why are we here again?" Mario groaned as he was with Samus Aran in her power suit, being at Helm's Deep from Lord Of The Rings.
"Because I always shop here." Samus stated, with a ferocious battle going on, you know, IN THE BACKGROUND.
Mario sighed as he watched several orcs get impaled in the chest, placing his right hand on his forehead. "I knew I should have taken that left turn on Albuquerque when I had the chance..."
"Wow! I didn't know you were a teacher at Palutena's high school!" Toadette stated as she and Dry Bowser were at Morshu's Ice Cream Stand.
"Hey, I'm old as dirt. I'm older than everyone playable in the roster of Smash Bros." Dry Bowser stated as he spotted Dunban approaching them. "What? Why are you here?"
"Because I got a costume for Smash Bros!" Dunban laughed as he wrapped his right arm around Dry Bowser. "I feel so happy, I could sing! But I won't."
"Spa... Spider... Man..." Tiny Kong whimpered as she slowly approached the ice cream stand, with Toadette screaming as the others were shocked.
"What the hell!?" Morshu exclaimed as he was making some new ice cream.
"Gu... goofy... B-bugs.. bunny..." Tiny stated, covered in blood as she approached Dry Bowser. "D-donald... duck..."
Tiny then fainted, blood covering most of her fur and clothing as she let out a raunchy fart, her body not moving afterwards. Toadette began crying as Dry Bowser observed Tiny, murmuring.
"...The hell? Why did that sexy monkey chick mention those random cartoon characters?" Dunban remarked as he rubbed his chin with his right hand.
Dry Bowser sighed as he shook his head, turning his boney head to Dunban. "Oh no... this isn't your actual cartoon character. This is shoddy knock off."
Meanwhile, in the tropical palm trees were two members of the Friendly Neighborhood Individual Justice Committee, Spider-Man and Captain America, as they were watching everything going on.
"This is all adding up to one big conspiracy. You think we should go and tell Nick?" Spider-Man asked Captain America, holding a camera in his hands as he was taking pictures.
Captain America shook his head, eating some hamburgers he got from the Ocean Palace Burger Paradise in the most patriotic way possible. "Maybe. But we should keep low, and learn as much as we can."
"Good tactic!" Spider Man suggested, the two continuing to hide themselves.
Princess Zelda was cleaning up the office that Master Hand would usually work in as she paused for a moment, spotting some files hiding behind a brown suitcase. She moved some of the papers around, gawking in disbelief, taking a good look at them.
"No way..." Zelda stated as she couldn't believe it, shaking her head slowly. "There's an alternate universe that came into our world... that explains everything..."
"Shadow left!?" Jigglypuff stated in shock as she was talking to Sonic, with Lucario also being present.
"Yeah. Says he wants to be his own, neutral guy." Sonic stated as he was munching on chilli dogs, all of them being in Empire City, searching for clues.
"Well I respect him for that. I'm glad he was able to shed his edgy dark side," Lucario stated as he used his aura senses to try and see where the source of subspace was coming from. "Now if only Wolf left, too..."
It was then that a huge crash occurred, shaking the entire city as Sonic and Lucario dashed off. Jigglypuff attempted to follow, but tripped, landing flat on her face as she then got flattened by various vehicles, with it being rush hour.
"SAKURAI!" Jigglypuff exclaimed in pain as it was mainly taxi cabs and buses that were on the bridge.
Fox McCloud and Ness were training each other in Station Square, with Ness panting as he stopped.
"Hold up, Fox! I'm... exhausted..." Ness stated as he wiped his forehead.
Fox sighed as he placed his hands on his hips, shaking his head at the PSI powered boy. "Ness, how do you expect to keep yourself in good form if you get tired too quickly?"
"I know, and I'm sorry." Ness stated as he wrapped his arms around the back of his head. "It's just... the other clubs make me feel a bit nervous. Like, where are the Meme'sters?"
"The MMM Brigade? They're at the Mad Monster Mansion." Fox stated as he then took out his cellphone, receiving a call from his best friend Falco. "Speak of the devil. Yeah, Falco?"
Other the phone, Falco was telling Fox about certain things. Fox gasped as he took a few steps back, shaking his head in dismay.
"No way!" Fox exclaimed as he grabbed Ness, shaking him. "We have to go to Seaside Hill!"
"Oooh! I mean, why?" Ness corrected himself as he tilted his head back.
Fox had a grim look on his face. "Because Chrom got lured to this new place that wasn't there by fish sticks... and I heard there's all sorts of Kaizo Mario traps springing up at that beach lately..."
"Kaizo makes me gassy." Ness admitted as he burped and farted at the same time, with Fox rolling his eyes as he dashed southward, grabbing Ness and pulling him by the arm.