Lady Palutena farted another typical deep pitched brassy tuba toot as she was munching on her pancakes, humming to herself as she tilted her head back and forth, her raunchy flatulence echoing within the mansion's mostly wrecked dining area.
"Fox and Ness haven't returned yet..." Palutena murmured to herself as she folded her arms together, thinking. "I wonder how they're doing..."
"...So, how did you find the Mad Monster Mansion as your base, anyway?" Fox asked as he and Ness were all still riding inside the Landmaster Ridley was driving at Seaside Hill, with the group approaching Walutena's fortress.
"Oh, that brings back good memories." Shulk stated as he rubbed his hands together. "It all started... two months ago, actually."
Cue flashback...
"Here it is, our new home!" Shulk stated, revealing the home away from home for the MemeMemeMeme Brigade - the Mad Monster Mansion.
"You buncha jokers better appreciate this." Dry Bowser stated as he was polishing his bones. "It took me a while to convince Gruntilda to part with her old haunted mansion."
"H-haunted!?" Little Mac gulped, feeling a bit intimidated.
Dry Bowser and Shulk gave each other glances as Little Mac kept shaking, obviously feeling frightened.
"...okay." Ness stated, burping loudly as he was giving a wedgie by Captain Falcon.
"...so that explains the MMM thing. I guess." Fox bluntly remarked as he rubbed his chin, quite befuddled.
Toadette and Tiny Kong watched from the green grassy hills of Onett as the Hot Topic Krew and League of Super Evil were fighting each other, the two farting female members of the Cute Toot House looking at each other, both of them breaking wind to warm themselves up due to it being colder than usual.
"I'm kind of glad we don't have to fight either of these guys after that huge mall brawl we had," Toadette stated as she was letting out trombone toots, holding down her pink dress. "After all, we don't know where Fox or Ness went. And Zelda's missing too."
"...Yeah." Tiny Kong stated as she fanned the air around her big butt, farting tuba toots that contradicted her name. "And Lucario is looking in on this weird new club that attacked me after I recovered and told him what happened... I hope he manages to find a way to stop them, before something happens."
As if things couldn't have gotten worse, Shrek pulled Elsa's finger, causing the snow queen to fart a blizzard that froze all off Onett. Toadette and Tiny Kong dashed off towards the northern direction, trying to outpace the snow that began taking over the city, with the League of Super Evil having bested the Hot Topic Krew.
