"...and now here's Tim McGraw, with his lovely wife Charizard, singing his new hit single 'Burn That Fat away!" Pac Man stated as he was hosting the Pac-Man Show.
Tim McGraw began singing the song as he and Charizard were playing the music, with Charizard on the drums as the Cute Toot House watched. It was nighttime at the Smash Mansion, and everyone gathered in one of the abandoned lounges that used to be populated with smashing life.
"Man, this guy is good," Toadette stated as she listened closely to the country music. "I kind of wish Dry Bowser was here."
Lady Palutena farted as she fanned her brassy gas away, glancing at Toadette, all of the CTH members sitting on the couch together. "You know, Dry Bowser was my science teacher..." She sighed heavenly as she bolted another bassy poot, holding her hands together. "He was just the best teacher all around..."
"Whoa! I didn't know Dry Bowser did teaching!' Tiny Kong stated as she let out a trombone toot, brushing back her yellow pigtails. "Can he just about do anything?"
"You bet." Silver The Hedgehog stated as he rolled his right hand around, munching on some bread. "In fact, me and Toadette here go way back with Dry Bowser. More than you would believe!"
"Oh, do tell us!" Palutena insisted, leaning forward as she, Toadette, and Tiny Kong farted simultaneously, causing the mansion to shake as the pillars in the hallway broke, with the other members groaning as they pulled out clothespins and placed them on their noses.
"Toadette, you should know better than to do that," Silver stated as he scolded the mushroom girl, his hands on his hips. "You know how much farting annoys Dry Bowser... and us."
"I can't help it." Toadette giggled as she let out a cute little poot, with Silver sighing as he went on about his long tale that won't be told because goddamn is it fucking long.
"Looks like he finally arrived." Wolf stated as he watched Dry Bowser approach him and the other edgy members of the Hot Topic Krew.
"Here you go. One authentic Shadow Android." Dry Bowser stated as he handed the Hot Topic Krew a lookalike of Shadow The Hedgehog, being at their secret mountain headquarters.
"Neat," Dark Pit stated as he folded his arms together. "So what does this piece of shit do?"
"It acts exactly like the real Shadow." Dry Bowser stated as he pressed a small red button above the Shadow android's white fur. "He acts just as Shadow did when he was edgy."
"That's convenient," Lucina added, quite surprised at how hidden the button to activate the hedgehog android was.
"I will fight like I always have," The Shadow android stated, sounding and acting exactly like the real Shadow would. "Where's that DAMN fourth Chaos Emerald...?"
"Holy shit, he's accurate to Shadow to a tee!" Marc exclaimed, getting excited.
Luigi nodded his head in agreement, pulling his giant nose. "We appreciate this greatly, DB."
Dry Bowser chuckled as he shrugged, shaking his head. "Don't sweat it. I appreciate you folks for making me that new vehicle." He then nodded, taking his leave as the Hot Topic Krew admired how realistic the Shadow android looked.
"Excellent," Lucas stated as he rubbed his hands together, "Now, we not only got a lost member back, but we can have him actually listen. And best of all, we can pretend we never lost anyone other than Cia and Mewtwo!"
"Here, here." Viridi stated as she folded her arms. "Now let's go to that mall and get danked!"
"Yeah!" The other members of the Hot Topic Krew exclaimed in an edgy manner.
Meanwhile, the real Shadow watched from the top of the edge of the mountains as he looked towards the western direction, to see Dry Bowser pulling out a walkie talkie.
"All right... I did as you asked..." Dry Bowser stated as he spoke quietly, nodding his head. "Just remember, I'm neutral on this entire manner... what you want to happen is on your own terms."
"The hell... he's a mercenary on both sides...?" Shadow questioned as he rubbed his chin with his right hand, being in disbelief as he couldn't believe it.