Lady Palutena farted as she was watching the Back To The Future trilogy in her room, munching on her popcorn as she murmured to herself. "You know, I haven't seen Fox or Ness recently... I wonder how they're doing..."
"Lady Palutena!" Pit stated, being used to the gassy nature of the Goddess of Light by now as he walked in with a different set of small pillows in his arms. "Have you been keeping updates on what Yoshi wants?"
"...I have, but I get this feeling..." Palutena stated as she belted out another deep pitched brassy tuba toot, "...that Yoshi might not be what he seems."
Poor Pit was confused as he had no idea what Palutena meant by that, sitting down next to her and gently rubbing his pillows.
Meanwhile, Mario was nearby, passing the room as he saw the two Kid Icarus characters.
"Hmmm..." Mario murmured as he headed on his way to another section, that took him to an enclosed place only he knew of, as he then was keeping track on all of the clubs in his private office within the gigantic Smash Mansion, shaking his head as he closed his eyes. "I wonder if I should tell the Cute Toot House that me, Luigi, and Dr. Mario are all part of a secret organization that we specifically formed to stop the real bad guys..."
Toadette and Tiny Kong were at the Coconut Mall, being shocked at all the damage the Hot Topic Krew did to it as the two adorable, flatulent members of the Cute Toot House explored the area closer.
"I can't believe those edgy jerks would willingly destroy such a beautiful place!" Tiny Kong exclaimed as she belted out a fart that sounded like a saxophone.
Toadette nodded, letting out a trombone toot in agreement as she fanned her brassy fart away. "Yeah... those guys just don't know how to respect property! They don't know how to respect anyone!"
"Yeah! I'm glad that Sonic and Silver told us that Shadow left when he had the chance..." Tiny trailed off as she folded her arms, lowering her eyes. "It will only be a matter of time... before we face them..."
"You think something could happen?" Toadette asked as she tilted her head to the right.
Tiny sighed as she shook her head in response, with the two girls continuing to explore the ruined mall as Dry Bowser watched closely from the beach, using his specialized binoculars.
"You poor girls... if only you knew the truth..." Dry Bowser muttered to himself as he just shook his head, having seen the future, courtesy of Arceus. Of course, being a time traveler, the skeletal reptile knew better than to reveal anyone's future, let alone alter it to become even worse...
"You know..." Silver started as he and Lucario were walking all around Station Square. "I think we should tell the group that we're working under S.T.E.A.M."
"Now?" Lucario remarked as he was quite surprised by the silver colored hedgehog willingly making themselves open. "When all this chaos is occurring? It's a bad time, don't you think?"
"I know, but..." Silver sighed as he closed his eyes, placing his right hand on his forehead. "Something tells me that the Cute Toot House isn't what it seems... I mean, have you noticed how Yoshi has been acting less like his true, cuddly self?"
"...Hmm. True." Lucario remarked as he rubbed his chin. "I guess we'll have to go ask the only person who knows him close to get to the bottom of this."
"Bowser?" Silver remarked as the two walked by the entrance to Twinkle Park.
"He's a great friend, but no." Lucario replied as he shook his head, rolling his right hand around. "I mean, his old science teacher, Dr. Hoshi..."
Gardevoir and Lopunny, who were a cute lesbian couple, were searching for where the Cute Toot House gang might be located, as they were willing to join upon hearing their many adorable, gassy exploits. The two were near the original mall that the madness started, noticing how destroyed it was.
"My! This place sure has gone to hell!" The female Gardevoir admitted as she turned to Lopunny. "You think the Cute Toot House tried their best to stop this?"
"Oh, no doubt!" Lopunny stated as she munched on a carrot. "We should try and tract them down, so that we can help!"
"That is a good suggestion... but where would they be?" Gardevoir commented as she folded her arms.
Lopunny glanced down, seeing a brochure for the Smash Mansion. Picking it up and looking at it, Lopunny nodded her head as she faced Gardevoir. "I think I might have found the answer."
