"...was Station Square always like this?" Ness asked, rubbing the back of his head with his right hand.
Tiny Kong shook her head, her arms folded. "No... it wasn't..."
They were at a ruined version of Station Square, which was now named Marctopolis, which had statues of the Evil Marc everywhere. The Cute Toot House members were shocked, to say the least.
"This can't be happening!" Fox McCloud exclaimed upon which he placed his hands on his head. "We were in charge here!"
Tiny then felt her pants rumble, of which was not from her farting for once, as she picked up her cellphone, answering it. "Hello...? Oh, we have to go to the mall, Pal? Well, okay..."
"Hey, that's my line!" Ness pouted as he folded his arms.
"What was it that Palutena wanted?" Fox asked as he faced Tiny.
"We have to go to the mall..." Tiny stated as she closed her cellphone. "Apparently, we're going to fight the Hot Topic Krew there for one last battle."
"I have a feeling that it's going to be extremely painful... for us..." Silver The Hedgehog stated as he could feel tension beginning to rise.
"Oh, I hope nothing bad happens..." Toadette stated as she had her hands on her face, panicking as she realized that this potential battle could be the possible end of the Cute Toot House somehow.
They had little idea as to how wrong they would end up being.
Lady Palutena farted as she was changing from her white tank top and green booty shorts into her regular outfit, noticing that her television set was playing an old episode of the Pac-Man show.
"Hmm... wonder why the Pac-Man show is doing reruns... normally they have a new episode at this hour..." Palutena remarked as she felt her cellphone vibrate. "Hello?"
"Stop stalling and get your fat gassy ass to the mall right now, and show those edgy jerks what for!" Yoshi shouted from the other side, with him obviously being, y'know IN THE BATHROOM, since you could easily hear the showers on in the background, followed by one of the toilets flushing.
Palutena sighed as she hung up the phone, looking at herself in the mirror. "...I don't want to destroy the mall again, or hurt Dark Pit and Lucina..." She then let out a tuba toot as she rubbed her burping butt with both of her hands, lowering her eyes. "...and I have to hold back my farts so I can use them to their full potential, yet... I get this suspicious feeling that we're being used..."
"So... did you get anything from the villain's group?" Meta Knight asked King DeDeDe at the Grumble Volcano race course, since the fat penguin was part of the group as a way to learn what was happening in regards to all the various clubs.
"Yeah. Yoshi and his boss are gonna head to the newly constructed mall for one last battle with the hot topic brats." Dedede stated as he held his wooden mallet behind him. "When are we gonna get in on the action?"
"Patience, DeDeDe. That's something we must have." Meta Knight stated as he noticed Dry Bowser heading into the Grumble Volcano itself. "Hey, you there! Yes, you!"
Dry Bowser turned around, eying the two Kirby characters suspiciously. "What if is that you want from me?"
"Tell us..." Meta Knight stated as he approached Dry Bowser. "Are you a true neutral? We've heard tales of you helping call the clubs."
"...Yes. I am." Dry Bowser sighed as he folded his boney arms together. "And let me just say... I want no involvement with any of these club wars. I'm above that."
Meta Knight nodded as he understood, wondering if being part of a club was a swell idea himself, with DeDeDe wanting to leave as he was getting tired of the volcano's heat.
"Well, Bernice, how do you think we should handle the situation?" Little Mac asked while munching down on some cheese he found in a trash can, with all of them being at the MMM Bridage's headquarters in the Mad Monster Mansion.
"The hell should I know? I'm just a truck driver!" Bernice exclaimed as she placed he3r hands on her hips.
Falco Lombardi sighed as he placed his right hand on his face. "Well, you're a big help..."
"I heard that, turkey boy!" Bernice snapped as she turned her head to Falco, who growled in response.
"ENOUGH." Lucario stated angrily, frightening everyone as he clenched his fists. "We need a way to get to the mall without getting detected. I would think using cardboard boxes like Solid Snake used to do would be helpful, but it's not exactly the cover we could get..."
"Oh! Oh!" Popo the blue clothed Ice Climber boy exclaimed as he was jumping up and down like he needed to pee, actually being in glee. "I know how you can get there! Leave everything to me!"
Everyone glanced at each other as they felt a bit worried about letting Popo take charge. However nearby was a particularly infamous gassy Pokegirl who couldn't hold in her stink.
"Phew! Good thing I brought extra undies!" Pokemon's Farting Hilda laughed while fanning her rotten eggy flatus with her hat. "I can't imagine who would wanna smell that stink!"