"So... where's Toon Link?" Ness asked as he and most of the CTH members were heading towards the mall in the wrecked Station Square, not aware of the evil Marc has spread to it. Well honestly speaking, the four of them - Ness, Fox, Toadette and Tiny Kong - knew, but Ness was quite an idiot, and that's putting it nicely.
Anyway, the Cute Toot House were heading northward into the city, all of them having trained and whatnot. Their fun vacation to the wonderful, huge sprawling resort of Universal Orlando in Florida was a much needed break for all the drama that they have been involved in... needless to say, it was a lifesaver for the hell of a battle they were going full head on into.
"Oh, he didn't feel like coming with us." Pit remarked as he was cleaning his bow, with stickers of Hanna Montana on it.
Lady Palutena farted a big brassy poot to drive away the flies and other annoying insects that were buzzing towards them, fanning the air as she frowned. "Well that's a shame. He'll never know what it's like to be in a great war if he doesn't join in battle."
"I'm more concerned about Sonic, personally..." Princess Zelda stated as she glanced at Sonic, who seemed to have an antenna on his head. "...He's oddly been silent..."
"Isn't he talkative all the time?" Fox McCloud remarked as he was cleaning his ray gun.
"Exactly why I'm worried..." Tiny Kong stated as she was in the middle of practicing her saxophone skills.
"I just hope that this doesn't tear us apart..." Toadette stated as she held her hands together, glancing occasionally at Lana, who rejoined them. "I don't just Lana for some reason..."
"What? I'm innocent!" Lana shouted back as she began sweating nervously, with the other CTH members all looking at her.
"She shouldn't be the only one you have trust issues with." Jigglypuff blurted as she looked around. "Mario hasn't joined us."
"It's a-time," Mario stated on the cellphone to Luigi and Dr. Mario, with the trio part of their own secret alliance. "You're ready to do your parts?"
"We got you guys covered from the top of this base," Dr. Mario stated on a walkie talkie.
"And I'm ready to give you my all, Mario." Luigi added from his own cellphone as he nodded his head. "This training you did definitely helped."
"It's no problem. Now, let's try and get that dumb Yoshi and his master, Icarus, out for good-a," Mario stated as he hung up, dashing to the others as he was surprisingly making up for quick time.
"Told you guys that I could easily get you here without being detected!" Popo exclaimed as he, Lucario, Silver, and the MMM Brigade were all riding inside a huge ice block, with the ice block slowly melting as everyone except Popo got out. "Be sure to get me some trombones! I wanna make farting tunes like my idol, Grant Kirkhope!"
"I'll never understand his fetish with that man..." Lucario whispered to Silver, who nodded his head in agreement.
"Yeah. Maybe we should question it later. And on that note," Silver stated as he and Lucario reunited with the Cute Toot House, dashing ahead of the Meme x3 Brigade.
"Wow, they're quick for psychics." Donkey Kong pointed out.
"You're telling us," Shulk and Falco stated in agreement as they nodded their heads.
Several minutes of unneeded walking later...
"Well, we finally made it." Palutena stated to Shulk as they set up shop, letting out one more wet fart. "Now, we wait for those edgy bastards."
"...you know." The WWE Master Hand started as both he and the CTH Master Hand were looking at the Fountain of Dreams.
"Yes, myself?" CTH Master Hand asked, moving his fingertips.
"...is there a tiny chance that this could be... Tabuu's work?" WWE Master Hand pointed pit.
"...No. No." CTH Master Hand replied, flicking himself. "There's not a chance. We erased any last trace of him when we sealed off the Master Core. There's no way he could come back."
The Fountain of Dreams then began shaking violently, with both Master Hands holding onto each other as they knew this wasn't regular magic.
High above the mall was the real Shadow The Hedgehog, noticing the Shadow Android scouting ahead of the Hot Topic Krew. Shadow then pulled out some binoculars as he took a close look as to what was happening.
"Two blasts..." Shadow remarked as he was keeping a close eye on the situation, wanting to focus on every detail happening. "This can mean only one thing..."
"What the fuck!" exclaimed a very nasty Dark Pit.
"Go fuck off guys, we're done with your shit," Lucas snapped as he snapped some pencils in an edgy manner.
"Language, dearie." Palutena responded, shaking her head while letting out some raunchy farts.
"Let go of me!" Shia yelled generically, trying to struggle her way out of Chrom's chrome like grip.
"No! I'm not losing you anymore Chromantha! You're mine. Inklet, you know what to do!" ordered Chrom, the chrome loving, fish sticks obsessed king of Ylisse.
The inkling nodded as she used her paint gun, creating an paint cuffs that glued to the wall and struck Shia with it as they went to get ready for battle.
Mario and Luigi exchanged nods with each other, as they knew that they had to do their damnest to provide a good performance. Dr. Mario was watching with everyone's favorite Fox owned Pixar character, Shrek, from the other side of the mall, with the giant, friendly green orge unaware of Shadow's actual presence, thinking he was still with the edgy teens.
"Oh Shadow... why did you have to let your edge grow back...?" Shrek stated as a tear rolled down his right eye.
"It's all right, Shrek. It's all part of the plan..." Dr. Mario stated as he handed Shrek a pair of binoculars, taking a good glimpse at the battle.
A quick flash to the home dimension of the Waa Weirdos Emissary, where all its versions of Smashers gasped as they were noticing the battle was was taking place, with some of them not being present.
"Dear lord..." Stated the WWE Bowser as he shook his head, placing his right hand on his forehead. "Master Hand and Wario were right. This is worse than we thought..."
In the fiery, burning future that eerily looked similar to Sonic 06's Crisis City...
"Are you guys ready to head back?" Dry Bowser asked the group of Resistance, with all of them looking at each other and nodding as they turned to Dry Bowser. "Back to the past?"
"Yes. Ready is our middle name." Stated Ryuko as she stepped forward. "Have Arceus open the portal."
Dry Bowser turned to Arceus, snapping his boney fingers. "Well, you heard them."
"As I have, Dry Bowser. As I have." Arceus repeated as he opened up a warp portal, with the Resistance waiting for a chance to jump in, with Dry Bowser folding his arms as he was unsure whether or not it was good to break the space time continuum as such a horrendous instance. What would Doc Brown think?
...great scott, come to think of it, where is Doctor Emmett L. Brown in all this? This is heavy...