Meloetta felt a bad feeling in her gut besides her stomach growling since she was looking at footage of the mall fight on her cellphone while she flew above the skyscrapers of Castelia City at night. "Oh dear... this isn't going to end well I fear...!"
Episode Too Who: The Return Of A New Jedi Hope Empire Strikes Back
The battle at the mall was going through a treacherous point. The three teams were exhausted as they turned their attention to see an older dark winged angel, who laughed as he folded his arms together. Lady Palutena gasped as she realized something crucial - she and the others had been played.
"You guys know how to keep a guy entertained." Icarus laughed upon showing himself to the group. "This circus really has quite the clowns."
Palutena and Viridi both growled as they were filled with rage in addition to fart gas upon seeing him. Everyone else was understandably confused.
"Wait, you mean to tell me that you're Yoshi's boss?" Toadette gasped in shock while she placed her hands on her face.
"Indeed I am, and with that note!" Icarus proclaimed as he summoned Yoshi's terminators. "I figured you guys would have fun... being replaced."
"Y-you used us?!" Zelda exclaimed, being absolutely raged and bewildered at the same time.
"He's been fucking with us the entire time." Luigi stated as he stepped forward. "And we have something to say, too."
"Yeah. Me and Luigi were both pulling your strings," Mario remarked as he placed his right hand on Luigi's shoulder, pointing at Yoshi and Icarus. "All we did was get these two out in the open. Now that we have them..." Mario and Luigi lunged forward at Icarus, but he smashed them back with a move he obviously handed over to his angel sons.
"Oh I'm really feeling bad about this..." Shulk gulped for he was definitely feeling nervous about this while tightly holding onto his Monado Sword.
Silver and Lucario exchanged worried looks with each other, while the Shadow android an Sonic bot were ripped into metal pieces by the Terminators. The real Shadow watched in horror as he glanced up, to see Shrek staring right back at him, the green orge realizing that the Shadow that was just destroyed was not the real one. Dr. Mario also glanced at Shadow, looking back down at the battlefield as he couldn't believe that Icarus was smashing the Mario Bros. like it was nothing.
"...Should we do anything?" Bowser asked his fellow members of the Heavy Metal Crew since they were watching the mall battle from their small headquarters.
"Nyet." Meta Knight interjected and shook his head. "That would be too dangerous. We could be exposed and split apart."
"I agree." Samus Aran stated, polishing her orange power suit. "We should go only when the time is right."
The others mumbled in agreement as they kept watching, with Toon Link also present in the room, having missed out on joining his new partners as he was watching the slow death of the Cute Toot House.
"This is insane..." Toon Link gawked in disbelief upon a quiet muffled poot puffing up his pants. "...just what is happening...?"
"You think we should do something?" Don Resetti asked his fellow members of the Multiverse Police Crew as they were also at their own headquarters, with the coverage on the giant mall battle being huge enough to catch the attention of nearly all the clubs.
"Possibly." Minnie Mouse stated as she poured Splash Woman some tea. "But it wouldn't be a good idea. Especially with those nasty terminators present."
"Yeah, I agree." Cream The Rabbit stated as she had her hands on her face. "Some of those guys are already losing their body parts!"
"We're gonna have to be discreet." Krillin stated as his abridged version nodded his head in agreement. "Not come out until the time is right."
Everyone else in the club nodded in agreement as they watched the battle approach its end.
Chaos proceeded as the terminators continued showing up. Taking time to fight defensively, Palutena gathered everyone in a small circle as she placed a shield around them, leaving herself out as she bent over. The terminators were all confused as Lady Palutena farted her strongest, brassiest, deepest pitched fart yet, the impact of the gas destroying all the stores.
Including Forever 21 and the new Hot Topic.
"CURSES! Fuck you, you gassy green goddess!" Yoshi growled as he clenched his right fist.
Suddenly a time warp appeared, with the members of the Resistance falling out, alongside them being a future Dry Bowser!
"What in the...?" Everyone stated in disbelief.
"No time to explain! Get to safety!" Dry Bowser stated as he pointed at the various clubs.
Everyone looked at each other as they knew the time would come. For the Cute Toot House... this would be problematic. The battle was over... no one but Icarus won.
"...I suggest you all go to the Mauville City apartments and hide out there; this travesty has gone on long enough." Palutena stated with a displeased look on her face for she shook her head and her farts turned muffled for a moment of clarity. "For this will be our final stand... as the Cute Toot House."
Toadette gasped in horror. "So, does this mean that... the Cute Toot House is no more?" She looked like she was on the verge of tears.
Palutena nodded her head in sadness. "... I'm afraid so Toadette; I'm not going to be under an label that fucking bastard Icarus guised up just so he can get closer to obtaining his goal of god knows what. However, don't fret little one, I'll think of something in the meantime, hence why I said do it now or forever hold your peace."
"Well, I'm going to step out then." Zelda stated as she shook her head. "I feel like I haven't contributed enough to feel valued, so I'm going to go sit out on the sidelines..."
"And I'm going to stick with Luigi. Now that those bastards know our plan, it's no use staying part of this charade," Mario remarked, both him and Luigi covered in various white bandages as if they were part of Sonic Boom. "I'm sure Dr. Mario would agree with us."
"In that case, I think it's best if Luke and I go our separate ways," Silver suggested, with Lucario nodding his head in agreement. "There isn't hard feelings but-"
"This is quite indeed the unfortunate revelation." Lucario spoke upon opening his eyes again. "Honestly I feel that having us around will only bring you all more unnecessary danger than needed. After all, we have something we should have told you earlier. We're sorry for deceiving you all."
"...so Mario's not the only one?" Tiny Kong gasped in shock while farting so much she pooped her pants because she couldn't believe what she was hearing. "What is going on?"
"Well that's the thing you see, Luke and I were spies all along working under an organization called S.T.E.A.M. so that is all I can tell you for now." Silver stated while moving his hands around. "I hope you understand."
Lucario brushed back his right hand on his forehead. "Now we both must bid you all farewell. I know our paths will cross again when the time is right."
Before the mammals went their way, Silver looked at Viridi and the rest of the Hot Topic Krew members, seeing how she was the other leader and was to temporarily take over until Dark Pit's recovery.
"What is it that you could say to me?" Viridi asked with her voice shaken for it was clear from the tears in her eyes that she wasn't all right."
"I need to tell you guys' three things first being an warning. Watch out for an vengeful prick who will be out to take not only your guys' lives but everyone who "Wronged" him. To explain his affair with the dead meme man, the man originally proposed for Lucario to kill him upon request as he realized the mistake he made after he noticed he was stuck within an abusive relationship. Your guys' next destination is Melee City or as it actually really is known to be Fourside from Earthbound. There are these new small groups that reside within that area which are to be unified along with the final member of The Resistance who seems to be lost. And now, last but not least, there's an surprise waiting for you in store there as well. I believe it'll benefit you all, especially you Male Robin," the futuristic hedgehog thoroughly explained. "It might be a lot but it is true."
"Me... what do you mean?" M. Robin seemed to be confused, having no clue where Silver was even getting at. "Is it really that important?"
Lucario sighed as he patted Robin on the shoulder. "That's for you to find out on your own. Until next time."
Before any of the others could reply, both Silver and Lucario had taken off. Mario and Luigi left both the Cute Toot House and Hot Topic Krew, with Zelda teleporting out of the area.
"...You know, I want to take some time out of the action, as well." Jigglypuff stated as she followed the Mario Bros. "I'm going to go and try to get back to my singing career... or at least sell donuts. Either way."
With the pink puffball leaving, all that was left of the Cute Toot House were Palutena, an unconscious Pit, Toadette, Tiny Kong, Fox McCloud, and Ness. Palutena had called upon a taxi cab to send the others to Mauville City in Hoenn, with the green haired goddess herself remaining as she sighed, shaking her head at all the destruction caused, wondering if she and her club members were in the wrong.
"I hope this could all blow away..." Palutena said to herself upon taking the moment to look at the sky. "...But I know things could get worse..."
"...Come on, Shrek. We're going." Dr. Mario stated as he began to leave.
Shrek shook his head, watching Shadow approach him. "No, doc... you can go. I'll catch up."
Dr. Mario shrugged as he just walked away, with Shrek and Shadow hugging each other as they have missed each other greatly, the two willing to tell each other what has happened to them since they split up.
"You have zero idea how good it is to see you again." Shadow explained to Shrek who now understood what was happening.
"...Great Scott!" Doc Brown exclaimed as he watched the entire battle wrap up from within his DeLorean, just being in complete shock as he could not believe the nightmare that had just transpired in front of him. "This looks much worse than I thought... I should go and help them out! The fabric of the space time continuum depends on it!"
And then Doc Brown drove to the Hoenn region, in his flying DeLorean. Little did he realized that a certain ugly old emperor was watching him...
"...Good, good." Stated the emperor of the dark side, Sheev Palpatine, chuckling as he tapped his fingers. "No one realizes the pain I'm going to bring to all of you..." He then proceeded to cackle, watching from within his throne room somewhere within the deep confines of space, in a small hole that no one could detect him in.
The End Of The Cute Toot House!?
...Perhaps. For Now, They Need The Rest. And Training. BUT... They Will Be Back...
To Be Continued...!