Eventually, the Cute Toot House gang was reuinited as Lady Palutena farted to signify the regrouping of the group, with Mario not really being part of it (though still accepted to hang out with them). And with the gang back together, it was time for them to do the new motto, this time incorporating new members Toon Link, Doc Brown, and Aria Meloetta.
Lady Palutena, the Farting Leader
Toadette, the Tuba Trumpet Trombone Tooter
Tiny Kong, the Tooting Kongfrontation
Ness, the Psychic General
Fox McCloud, the Experienced Pilot
Toon Link, the Sword Boy
Doc Brown, the Scientist
Meloetta, the Icing Lover
"And together we make... the troll slayers!" Palutena exclaimed as everyone looked at her oddly, making her chuckle nervously. "Err... I mean, the Cute Toot House." She then farted.
"...Right." Mario remarked while snapping his fingers. "With that out of the way... let's all have a kart race-a!" He suggested.
Everyone cheered loudly as they were willing to race, although Doc Brown stepped forward, for he had something to say.
"Well, actually Tiny Kong said she wanted to see the... MemeMemeMeme Brigade, was it?" Doc Brown questioned, with Tiny nodding her head as he shrugged. "I guess that's what we're going with."
"Aww, it'll be a bit disappointing that you won't race w9ith us, but I understand." Palutena stated as she smiled, placing her hands on Tiny's shoulders. "Just be sure to tell me how Shulk and his pals are doing."
"Oh, don't worry, you bet I will!" Tiny stated as she then ripped a smelly brassy fart in Palutena's face, the green haired goddess laughing as Tiny and Doc Brown got into the DeLorean nearby and took off, heading through the fabrics of time and space.
Mayor E. Pluribus Fink, a rather pompous mouse, walked through his office in Fourside (Melee City), of which he was the proud mayor of the city, doing his best to make sure everything ran right.
"It sure feels good to be in charge," Mayor Fink stated as he adjusted his bow tie. "I gotta keep this city in good hands, so that it doesn't end up like Station Square."
He then heard the phone ring, picking it up as he answered it. "Yes, this is Mayor Fink speaking... oh Tortimer, I haven't heard of you in a while! How is it going over there in Hoenn as the mayor of Lilycove City?"
"Palutena, slow down!" Toadette screeched. Almost all the CTH members, except Doc Brown and Tiny Kong who already took their leave earlier, were driving around Mauville City and through it's outskirts, having a race to take their minds off of Icarus and his goons for a bit, with it already having been going on for quite a while. None of them recognized the strange figure flying high in the sky.
"Why? I won't win if I do that!" Palutena said in her trollish manner, acting like her typical self.
"Looks like she's happy once again," Mario commented, swerving past a Volbeat. "Now it's a matter of time until she starts her farting up again..."
"Eh, they usually don't smell that bad," Fox replied while pulling right next to Mario. The space vulpine took a quick sniff of the air, only to gag violently. "Gah! Never mind, never mind, it is that bad!" Fox lost control of his car and went sliding right into the northern pond of Route 117, where a Corphish pinched his nuts.
"Man, that's gotta hurt!" Toon Link remarked as his eyes widened.
"Trust me, there's plenty worse things to see that would hurt than that!" Meloetta exclaimed while drinking up a cup of vanilla icing.
"Man, that girl looks super cute while drinking..." Ness muttered to himself, feeling his pants getting tight from seeing Meloetta burp loudly, with the singing idol Pokemon giggling innocently afterward.
"I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win!" Palutena sang while doing her unattractive pole dance.
"No you ain't!" Sandy Cheeks exclaimed as she shook her head while standing on a wooden tower overlooking the Mauville City.
"Oh yes I am!" Palutena shouted back.
"Oh no you won't!" A sinisterly handsome male voice shouted from way behind the rest of the racers. Before anyone could identify the voice, Palutena lost control of her car, which crashed into a pine tree.
"D'oh! What the hell was that?!" Palutena wondered as her anger levels grew. That's when a race car, driven by Dick Dastardly and his sidekick Muttley stopped right next to her. "Oh great... if it isn't the tiny dick..."
"That's a rather poor sexual pun, Pale Tuna!" Dick Dastardly said with a devious smirk. "I've heard it a million times!"
Palutena rolled her eyes. "And like I haven't heard that pun a million times myself. Now, you better apologize for what you've done, or else I will kick some major bass," the green goddess threatened.
"Major bass? Are you serious?" Mario remarked as he slapped his forehead with his right hand.
"Sorry, bitch, but I'm too cool for saying sorry!" Dick Dastardly taunted, driving away as fast as his car could go.
"I'm coming to you live from the spooky haunting grounds of the Mad Monster Mansion, where the Meme Brigade is attempting to do the Thriller shuffle!" Soar the Eagle exclaimed as he was doing a news report at the Mad Monster Mansion, with the Memesters all dancing to thriller.
"This is what constitutes as entertaining?" Doc Brown remarked with a disappointed sigh.
"Oh come now, Doc, it's fun!" Tiny Kong exclaimed as he rolled her hands around, smiling.
"Yeah, what the sexy monkey said!" Exclaimed the newest member of the MemeMemeMeme Brigade, Iago the parrot from Disney's Aladdin, who joined the group to give them another smart ass, as well as a bird that wasn't Falco.
Doc Brown sighed while shaking his head, wondering what the Cute Toot House was up to.
"So, Waddles," Falco Lombardi stated to the Waddle Dee named Waddles as the Smash News program was playing. "Care to tell us what happened on the train that was heading towards Fourside?"
"Well, it sure was something. It was a mysterious egg-shaped person hijacking a train." Waddles informed Falco, "We don't know what purpose he had with the train, but what we do know is that the train was on its way to Melee City as normal, until it suddenly stopped."
"Intriguing." Captain Falcon stated as he was eating a double cheeseburger he got from Meh Burger from Bygone Island, gulping it down as he then gave the camera a thumbs up. "Like this burger that's totally not meh!"
Falco and Waddles looked at Captain Falcon blankly as the F-ZERO pilot continued munching on his 'non meh' burger.
"Sometimes I wonder why we watch this program," Wario from the WAA Weirdos Emissary stated as he and the others were watching this program, being at the Pizza Hut in Sonic Adventure's Station Square.
Back in the Hoenn region, several minutes after finishing up their race, the Cute Toot House, plus Dick Dastardly and Muttley, all stood in the main square of Mauville City. Just a few hours prior, the city was filled with people, but know, not a single soul was in sight. Some dead bodies laid across the city, most with bullet holes in them.
"Oh my gosh, this is terrible!" Ness exclaimed as he placed his hands on his face.
"Oh, I know!" Meloetta agreed as she looked inside her empty carton of icing. "I ate up all my icing while racing!"
"And I thought Pit was a glutton..." Toon Link remarked as he squinted his eyes, folding his arms together.
"And I thought the damage I usually did in the races was bad," Dick Dastardly added in his two cents, with Muttley chuckling as usual, you see.
"Mamma mia, what on earth happened? Everything was fine just two hours ago!" Mario wondered, his hands on his head... more specifically his red cap.
"I told you guys I heard gun shots from the city earlier! Fox yelled while flailing his arms about.
"I knew leaving the city would be a bad idea... I shouldn't have tried to make myself feel better," Palutena said, looking towards the ground.
"It's not your fault, Pal," Toadette assured, holding her hands together. "But still... what happened?"
"That blue monster happened, that's what!" an old, raspy voice from behind said. The gang turned around to see none other than the usually cheerful Wattson standing behind them.
"Blue monster?" Fox inquired, tilting his head to the right.
"Yes, he- oh no, he's right there!" Wattson shrieked in horror.
"What?! Where?!" Mario, Toadette, and Meloetta all panicked.
Wattson pointed upwards. "There! Up in the sky!"
Up in the skies above Mauville, a blue robot floated. His mono eye looked down at the once happy city, locating the CTH and Co. The robot specifically analyzed Palutena, noticing the Essence of Light within her blood. After a quick chuckled, said robot started charging up energy.
"Fear me, fools... for I am Mecha Sonic, the ultimate robot!" The robot boomed as thunder bellowed in the background, with the sky getting much darker suddenly.
Everyone's favorite loveable turned evil green dinosaur, Yoshi, simply wandered the evil base for which he was situated in, muttering to himself. The evil green dinosaur not only had a rather tough encounter with a 'good' Yoshi earlier on in the Hoenn region, but he also noticed that the activity of the various teams has been suspiciously quiet as of late, almost as if they began dwindle down in a false security. He knew it was too good to be true yet knew there was something more going on behind it. After all, he had Icarus to thank for that dark, unfortunate day when those two little brats almost caused him to demolish into complete darkness.
It was unexpected that faithful day was when he and Icarus realized they shared the same hatred for Dark Pit however, Icarus had more secrets to him. Truth be told, the devious green Barney didn't quite understand the older dark angel much and his true intentions. He was always kept satisfied with the rebuilding of Arnold Schwarzenegger along with his terminator army over and over yet it got quite tiring having to revive the sexy Austrian machine actor.
The more the dinosaur dwelled on it, the more he realized that he barely knew anything about Icarus Leventis at all. The brunet wasn't one to give such indication nor talk boldly about his life story and of his importance. Instead, the man heavily kept to himself and for the most part, spent an good chunk of time inside one particular room. Being nosy, Yoshi was curious to find out what made Icarus so fascinated by the mystical secrets the door kept inside as he looked both ways before opening the door.
After stepping inside, he came across an giant tank with the body of an young, angelic child who looked no older than about ten years old. Next to the tank sat an table, possibly the files on the young girl, no experiment. Opening it up, Yoshi began reading every detail about it.
PROJECT LAIN
Created by: Icarus Leventis and Dr. Erwin
Funded by: Emperor Sheev Palpatine
The replacement of Project S.A.R.A., Lain is able to fuse with all of the goddess essences. The primary goal is Lain will not be complete and in her final form until she has all four essences needed inside of her. She is proven to be the strongest creation yet, almost strong enough to destroy the entire galaxy itself if she wanted to. After she is fully complete, there will be no need for any of my minions, secretaries, the other evil heads or even Yoshi himself. Lain will be the one who will cleanse the world anew and clean of its impurity, sin and end all suffering.
Yoshi froze in horror. He couldn't believe what he just read nor did he actually know how to feel. In a mixture between sadness and rage, the dinosaur glared at the tank that hosted Lain's body inside, wanting to dispose of the project immediately! After all, it would be for the best and two, he would be able to garner Icarus' attention once more over this imperfect wretched thing! He didn't know why the man even obsessed over it, let alone found it perfect due to the fact that the creation was already handicapped due to the difference in wing size.
"So that winged bastard thinks he can dispose of us all after this monstrosity is completed," Yoshi bitterly muttered. "Hah, I'll show him... I'll show him all!"
With those words, the menacing green barney decided to press an couple of buttons in attempt to dispose of the imperfect project over an fit of anger and the most evil emotion of all, jealousy. The boiler started shaking, causing the alarm to go off and of course, gathering the attention of Erwin, Dr. Wily, hell, even Icarus himself.
"What is the meaning of this!?'"Erwin exclaimed angrily.
"Someone has intervened with out project!" Dr. Wily groaned, remembering the time when he would steal Dr. Light's newspaper for shits and giggles, before the Teen Titans swooped in to kick his mustached ass.
Icarus stormed inside The Room (oh hai math) as he screeched at the scene.
"YOSH?! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" he cried, the black winged angel fuming like the hothead he truly was.
Yoshi of course, can use his cute dinosaur charms to make the man and the others stray away from the fact that he decided to dispose of Lain himself.
"Durr, I don't know... I was an clumsy idiot and accidentally tripped while reading up on League's files," The green Birdo exclaimed, playing dumb.
Icarus paused for an moment before buying it just to pull the stupid green dinosaur from his own demise as they ran out of the room as the last thing they heard was an explosion.
To make matters worse, not only did Yoshi manage to sabotage the project but Orson also managed to escape as well! The evil scientist requested some of his clones to go after him as the piles of Dark Pits and others went to chase after the grey ghost to prevent him from fully reaching out for help.
Back in Hoenn, Mecha Sonic, the robot that destroyed Mauville, approached the Cute Toot House, preparing to annihilate them.
"Gah! I'm outta here!" Wattson screamed as he ran away, heading back to his gym.
"Prepare for your death, Palutena! The Essence of Light belongs to my master!" Mecha Sonic roared from above.
"Blast! He must be one of the non cute minions of that Icarus dude you mentioned to me!" Meloetta exclaimed as she pointed at Mecha Sonic.
"Icarus... that fucking punk shall pay... let's take whoever this goon down and show him who's the boss!" Palutena shouted. Mecha Sonic slowly touched the ground, not intimidated by the group at all.
"Please, just a group of idiots and a goddess? Well, the cheating racer might serve as a challenge," Mecha Sonic taunted.
"Well, at least someone recognizes my power!" Dick Dastardly said as Muttley chuckled.
"I was being sarcastic, nimrod," the blue robot bluntly stated. "Learn to use those brain cells, if you have any."
"Grrr, annoying piece of tin!" Dick Dastardly the proud cheater shouted. "It's morphing time!"
"What the hell is this, Power Rangers?" Fox wondered.
"Actually, I think it could be Transformers," Fastidious Beaver pointed out, just being there for a cheap cameo gag.
Suddenly without warning, a colorful bright light blocked everyone else's view, even the blue robot's. After a few moments, the light cleared up and revealed that Dick Dastardly was now inside a battle mech, with machine guns for hands.
"Now, I shall unleash my true cheating power! Prepare for your doom, pathetic excuse for scrap metal!" Dick Dastardly boasted as he twirled around at the speed of sound.
"Oh my, like I'm scared of you!" Mecha Sonic yelled. "Heck, I wonder if your Power Level is even something to remotely worth fe-" He was cut off by a blast of dark energy striking his backside. Dick stood behind the robot, chuckling in glee.
"Scared now?" Dick Dastardly smirked. "Now, say your farewells, before I vaporize you!"
"Ha!" Mecha Sonic laughed before vanishing. "You may be much stronger than what my expectations were, but that won't stop me from annihilating you!"
"Where are you, punk?!" Ness questioned, looking all over for the rodent robot.
Of course, Mecha Sonic was in one place no one would have guessed. The earth beneath the PK boy erupted as Mecha Sonic emerged from the ground. Fox lunged for the robot using his Illusion Fox move, but Mecha Sonic warped out of the way just in time. The evil robot reappeared right behind Palutena and attempted to cut her throat with razor claws, but Toon Link stopped him by throwing a bomb at the blue pest.
"Let's see how you like this!" Mario shouted, leaping high into the sky. Before Mecha Sonic could react, a hoard of fireballs pelted him, leaving a few burn marks on the robot.
"Please, I could leave a worse burn on you!" the evil robot chuckled before vanishing once again. "CHAOS..." Mecha Sonic, surrounded by a dark red aura, reappeared right behind the now on ground plumber. "BLAST!" The entire square of the city blew up, sending all the CTH members and the Dastardly duo flying towards the surrounding routes. Palutena, Toadette, and Toon Link landed on the southern edge of the city, Route 110.
"Gah... this blasted blue punk is beating us good..." Palutena groaned, quickly getting on her legs.
"I d-don't think I c-c-can keep-p fighting..." Toadette panted, the little pink clad mushroom girl not feeling well. She had severe burns on her head and arms, and her clothes got charred.
Palutena gasped in horror, turning her attention to the young green clad, cel shaded swordsman. "Oh no... Toon, get Toadette to Slateport and make sure she gets good medical attention!" the goddess commanded.
"Aye, will do!" Toon Link said, lifting Toadette onto his shoulders and running down south. "Don't worry, Dette, you'll be fine..."
"Well, it looks like we're all alone, damned goddess!" Mecha Sonic gloated, floating towards the leader of the once strong gang. "And now that we're all by ourselves, why don't we have some fun... you can take your clothes off, I'll light some candles, and then I'll rip that damn fourth essence out of your sad excuse of a body!"
"You're not getting my essence that easily!" Palutena roared. "Especially after what you did to my friend and those innocent people back in Mauville!"
Mecha Sonic scoffed as he clenched his fists. "Not in the mood, honey? Well, too fucking bad, my power greatly surpasses yours! Now, prepare yourself, because the Hour of Reckoning starts now!"
"Not so fast, numskull!" a voice from behind shouted. Before Mecha Sonic could even see who it was, he was hit by a massive laser beam, knocking him back a few hundred feet.
Tiny Kong gasped as she realized something, turning to Doc Brown. "Doc! I just realized something important!"
Doc Brown opened his eyes, curious as to what Tiny had to say, hoping that they would leave the Memesters and the Mad Monster Mansion. "Yes, young one, what is it that you need to tell me?"
"...I think Pal is in trouble! I can sense it in my vibrating butt cheeks!" Tiny exclaimed as she moved her arms around.
Doc Brown didn't know what to make of Tiny's sentiments, but he knew that it was trouble. That and a good excuse to make like a tree and get outta there.
"Mamma mia..." Mario exclaimed as he ended up in the sandy desert around Route 111, getting up to his feet and dashing back southward as he was determined to reunite with his former teammates. "I gotta make sure Palutena and the others are okay... who knows how powerful that Sonic like robot was..."
Speaking of Sonic The Hedgehog, the blue blur was in the Hoenn region, having used the many warp rings scattered around the world to make his reach there, realizing what was happening to his team since.
"I gotta warn the others," Sonic stated as he shook his head. "What's about to happen is not going to be a good thing... at all!"
"We still haven't found the Cute Toot House." The CTH Master Hand stated as he, WWE Lucario, and Minnie Mouse were all on the sandy beach of Slateport City, the bus having stopped there.
"Something must have happened in Mauville is the bus skipped it completely..." WWE Lucario pointed out as he rubbed his chin with his right hand, closing his eyes. "Something is up... and I don't like it..."
"Well, if you two are going to stay here and think, I'll go and see if I could find the Cute Toot House first," Minnie Mouse stated, handing both CTH Master Hand and WWE Lucario walkie talkies in the shape of her face as she headed northward into the city, with CTH Master Hand and WWE Lucario looking at each other as they were wondering just what the hell was going on.
"I can't help but feel like I'm going to be an important factor in this." Barnicleboy stated, for he was having a vacation around the Hoenn region. Although it was the Barnicleboy from the WWE dimension so ended up here from a weird warp accident, not so much the one native to the CTH... who was with the CTH's equivalent of Mermaidman back in Bikini Bottom.
"Damn it all to hell! Those freaks of nature have a I'ma Firin' Mah Lazor Cannon Over 9000 edition!" Mecha Sonic exclaimed, being in extreme pain from the cannon blast, metal parts of his robotic body breaking apart.
Another mysterious villain, the one who called out to Mecha Sonic before, was watching the whole battle. While it was pleased with showdown for the most part, when the table's were turned for the Cute Toot House's favor, he wanted it to end.
"Mecha Sonic, get out of there with that essence without getting destroyed!" The mystery villain ordered.
"What about killing Palutena?" Mecha Sonic responded.
The mystery villain growled. "Forget about killing her! Just move on out of that place and report to Mt. Chimney, pronto!"
"Eh... I suppose I must do whatever it takes to survive at this point..." Mecha Sonic sighed.
"Well, does that mean you're giving up, scarp heap?" Dick Dastardly asked the evil hunk of junk as Muttley pointed the I'ma Firin' Mah Lazor Cannon right at said piece of metal.
"Yes, although I do suppose I should apologize for the damage I have caused. I really didn't want to do any of this, but my master is quite the brute. In truth, I really don't wish to hurt others. I may be strong, but not strong enough to oppose my master," Mecha Sonic lied.
"...How can we believe you? Judging from your attitude back there, it seems that you were more than willing to kill all those people of that city!" Palutena questioned.
"I merely act like a violent, heartless murder to please my master. He can hear my every word. He can see my every movement. I wouldn't reveal this information normally, but... I'm sick of obeying his every command. Even if it means death, I want to escape this blasted, endless nightmare." Mecha Sonic deliberately stated, with all of it being bullshit of course.
Dick Dastardly, Muttley, and Palutena formed a circle, each close enough that they could whisper.
"What do you think? I find it to be a load of hogwash!" Dick claimed. Muttley shrugged since he couldn't say a word.
"I think he might be telling the truth, but I can't think of anyway to telling if he's lying," Palutena whispered. While the cheating racer and the goddess held a small debate, Muttley stared at where Mecha Sonic once was, noting the robot's complete disappearance. Somewhat frightened, the blue dog tapped on the other two's shoulder's, pointing towards where the robot was.
"Drat! He got away!" Dick Dastardly cursed. Palutena was about to comment on this as well, but she somehow got electrocuted, causing her to fall to the ground.
"Gah! Errrrrgghh..." the gassy green haired leader groaned as she fell into unconsciousness.
"Double drat! Now the green punk is out for the count!" Dick Dastardly the sexy cheater added, turning to Muttley and pointing at the knocked out Palutena. "Muttley, go take this loser to Slateport! I'm going to find the rest of the members of her ragtag gang!"
Muttley the brown dog just grumbled to himself as barely lifted Palutena onto his shoulders while his only friend ran back towards Mauville, to get the other missing members.
And of course, Emperor Sheev Palpatine was watching all of this, along with everything else, in secrecy, laughing with sinister glee as this was all leading up to his grand master plan.