"So, know what are we gonna do, guys?" Tiny Kong asked while stretching her arms. "We can't just sit here and wait for nothing to happen!" She then pulled out her saxophone and began playing it, in the style of free form jazz.
Dry Bowser sighed as he rolled his boney hands around. "I'm going to go find the team in the mansion with mad monsters. Something tells me they need me." He then made like a tree and got out of there.
"This seems to be more conflicting with every moment..." Doc Brown stated as he brushed his white hair, shaking his head. "Needless to say, we have to find the others!"
Lady Palutena nodded in agreement. "Indeed we do. I'm gonna go find our other members." She then dashed off using one of her custom skills.
"I'm feeling up to get back into adventure!" Toadette exclaimed as she pointed at Master Hand. "Just fix my shit up, master!"
"...Well, okay." Master Hand then snapped his fingers, and Toadette was back to normal, much to her joy as she jumped out of bed.
Mario rubbed his chin as he pondered. "Hmm... this takes me back to the 90s for some reason..."
"What's so important about the 1990s?" WWE Lucario asked Mario, who shrugged in response.
"Morshu, you sure this is a good idea?" Gay Piplup asked as he and Morshu's gang were heading towards the set owned by the Squid Sisters, eating LOSTA SPAGHETTI.
"Trust me, this will be important." Morshu remarked while he was juggling bombs.
"Yes, our message to the world will expose Cia once and for all." Mewtwo remarked as he was trying to tap his fingertips.
"Let's just hope those sisters don't give us too much trouble," Fat Pikachu trailed off while munching on some toast.
They reached the set, but were surprised to find Marie and Callie farting, with Callie laughing and letting out short bassy bursts of flatulence while Marie was embarrassed and releasing a huge, thunderous tuba toot.
"I take it the plan to resurrect Godzilla went well?" Emperor Palpatine asked a bunch of Stormtroopers, who were all nervous for obvious reasons.
"...Err, yeah, it did... kinda." A Stormtrooper remarked as he nervously rubbed the back of his head.
"What's this?" Uncle Grandpa remarked as he picked up a blue letter amongst the huge batch of mail in his RV as he was flying over Fourside, glancing at it as he gasped. "A letter that invites me to join a club full of memes? With love from someone named Falco? I'm there!"
And then, being everyone's uncle and grandpa, the weird Uncle Grandpa snapped his fingers, making the Uncle Grandpa RV turn around as it headed eastward towards the Mad Monster Mansion from Banjo-Kazooie, with the titular bear and bird duo incidentally adventuring around Melee City, collecting yellow jigsaw puzzles, yellow musical notes, and various items related to bears and birds that had googly eyes on them.
Dark Pit had split off from the Hot Topic Krew after getting ousted by them. He was too conflicted over his emotions as he just was filled up with rage, and sadness.
"I can't believe they found out about that..." Dark Pit remarked as he clenched his fists, closing his eyes as tears began forming in his eyes. "What the hell am I going to do with myself now...?"
The edgy black winged clone of Pit had no time to think, as he was nearly smashed by Godzilla's tail, with the King of the Monsters roaring loudly as he wrecked the route, fighting off the other members of the Cute Toot House.
"Ugh, my psychic is doing nothing!" Aria Meloetta exclaimed as she held on tightly to her carton of vanilla icing. "And he's trying to get my poor icing!"
"Will you stop thinking about the fucking icing and concentrate on knocking this guy down?" Fox McCloud snapped as he was dashing around. "What I wouldn't do for an arwing right now!"
"Okay!" Ness exclaimed as he slammed his wooden baseball bat on Godzilla's thigh, only for the bat to break as he began crying. "Not okay!"
"You know what, I'm gonna go get some help!" Toon Link exclaimed as he grabbed a warp potion and drank it up, waving goodbye as he added, "I'm gonna go check up on the Memebers!" And then Squadalah, he was off, leaving only three members of the CTH to fail at taking down Godzilla.
Suddenly, a loud tuba like noise was heard. Everyone, including even Godzilla, realized that it was Palutena farting, who arrived on the spot as she was enormous, approaching Godzilla.
"Why don't you pick on someone your own size?" Palutena asked Godzilla as she let out another wet fart, fanning the air with her right hand as she got into a fighting pose.
Godzilla rolled his eyes as he proceeded to charge towards Palutena, with the two giant characters duking it out as they approached Mt. Chimney, with the Cute Toot House members cheering Palutena on as Dark Pit watched in disbelief.
"Holy shit, are you getting this!?" Gabby exclaimed to Ty as they were watching, with Gabby waiting for a moment to interview one of the fighters while Ty kept on recording, for prosperity.