"All right... that old coot Palpatine is here somewhere..." Evil Marc remarked as he and Mecha Pichu were sneaking around the dusty Route 111 in the Hoenn region, wondering where the emperor was hiding out.
"You think he'll make his presence obvious?" Mecha Pichu asked Evil Marc.
"Only way to find out, is if we see some guards," Evil Marc responded, glancing around the corner to see Ness chatting it up with two Stormtroopers, causing him and Mecha Pichu to hide as they were waiting for the young creepy PSI boy to leave.
Godzilla was still wiping the floor with Lady Palutena as Fox McCloud and Aria Meloetta just watched, with Mario and the WWE Lucario joining the scene as they couldn't believe all the destruction the two giants have caused to the landscape.
"Holy shit, she's getting pounded!" Mario exclaimed as he slapped his hands on his face.
"Should we... do anything?" Lucario remarked as he folded his arms together.
"Only thing we can do is hope that Godzilla gets bored." Fox sighed in defeat as he was cleaning his clothes off, seeing Godzilla punch Palutena in the face several times.
"Gosh golly, I have a feeling we're gonna be here for quite some time..." Meloetta gulped as she whined upon realizing she ran out of icing to eat.
Doc Brown, Toadette, and Tinky Kong were still standing by Doc Brown's DeLorean as they were wondering where to head to in the future that was the alternate 2015, with the trio being tasked to do something important.
"All right, we have to find certain items that correspond with the word Steam," Doc Brown stated as he pulled out a calculator.
"What importance does steam have, anyway?" Tiny Kong remarked as she let out a wet fart. "Us girls let out constant steam from our butts!"
"It has to do with two of your former team members," Doc Brown insisted as he walked up to Tiny's face, moving his hands around. "It all connects to something important their leader told me."
"Ooh, we're getting the whole package!" Toadette exclaimed happily as she held her hands together.
"GOOD MORNING!" Uncle Grandpa greeted as he broke through the window of Falco Lombardi's tavern, causing all of the Memebers to run in and gasp.
"UNCLE G!?" Everyone on the MMM team exclaimed.
"That's right, and I'm here to help... I mean, join your cause!" uncle Grandpa stated.
"Not so fast, you mall trouble makers!" Exclaimed Paul Blart the mall cop, who had assistance in his two new recruits, MacArthur and Sanders from Total Drama's The Ridonculous Race!
"Oh hey! Aren't those the cops who won that Ridonculous Race shit?" Iago remarked as he flapped his feathers.
"That's right, and we're here to lay the law down on ya!" MacArthur stated as she pounded her fists together.
"We heard all the trouble you did to malls worldwide, and we're here to put a stop to it!" Sanders remarked as she pointed at the Meme team.
"That's right! So prepare yourselves for a brutal beat down!" Paul Blart exclaimed as he snapped his fingers, becoming Mecha Blart.
"...I think I just inked myself." Inkling remarked as the others got into a fighting pose.
"I should have stayed with Palutena..." Toon Link groaned, as he didn't want to fight against Paul Blart or his favorite (winning) pair from the Ridonculous Race.
"All right, come on gang!" Wario of the WAA Weirdos Emissary proclaimed as they were looking for a portal around the Smash Mansion. "Let's go find those cute tooters and outfart them!"
"I thought you didn't want to be known as the epic fart man," Waluigi remarked as he was twirling around.
"I don't care what you call fatso, let's just kick those losers' asses!" Weegee cursed as he was fucking pissed.
"I have a feeling this is not going to end well for us," Funky Kong remarked while adjusting his shades, with the rest of the team being silent as they were off in their own worlds.
"I think we say 'I' way too much," The Duck Hunt dog commented as the Duck Hunt duck quacked in agreement.
Little did they know that someone intentionally wrote the note for the band of weirdos, trying to start shit up between them and the Cute Toot House, but who?
...who else but Piderman?
"Man, I'm really enjoying watching these fools run through King Kong..." Emperor Palpatine laughed as he was in his tiny throne room, watching on a small old television set as the Hot Topic Krew were still forced to run through the original 1933 King Kong movie. "At least I don't have to worry about any idiots coming in here and ruining my master plan... they don't even know my secret true weapon that I have carefully hidden. They won't discover that-"
Back with the main team, Palutena and Godzilla finished their fight at long last, with Godzilla being the obvious victor as the entire route was devastated. Palutena reformed to her regular size as she flew up to Godzilla, brushing her green hair back.
"Say... you're a great fighter." Palutena stated as she let out a brassy fart, fanning it to Godzilla for him to smell. "Wanna join our team? We're a bunch of great farters!"
Godzilla rolled his eyes as he blasted Palutena completely with his radioactive blue breath, proceeding to head westward as the toasted green haired goddess fell back to the ground, with the team coming up, circling her.
"Oh Pal, will you learn not to do stupid nonsense?" Mario stated as he was not talking with his Italian accent for some reason.
"I guess... not..." Palutena remarked as a note fell on her face. "Hey look! A letter!"
"Actually, it's a message." WWE Lucario pointed out as he picked it up, reading it. "Dear pesky farters, the weirdos and I have taken over Lilycove City! Your girlfriend Paula is now a permanent guest, with one of my seven Koopa hotels! I dare ya to-"
"Wait, why is this literally ripping off Hotel Mario?" Fox stated as he placed his blaster away.
"And why is Paula my girlfriend?" Ness remarked as he rejoined the group, shaking his arms about. "Everyone knows that I'm bi! I like both girls and guys!"
After everyone stared awkwardly at Ness, Meloetta coughed her throat as she moved her paddle shaped hands around.
"Instead of arguing about this, why don't we go to Lilycove City and find these weirdos?" Meloetta suggested.
"That's a good idea." Palutena stated as she began walking towards the eastern direction towards Fortree City, with the other Cute Toot House members, plus Mario and WWE Lucario, following her. "Let's get to Lilycove post hate! I know those Waa Weirdos Emissary guys are behind this!"
"I somehow doubt it, even though they would do something stupid like this..." WWE Lucario muttered as he followed the Cute Toot House just to make sure things weren't suspicious.
Little did they know that the note was actually written up by Mecha Sonic, who was following their every move. Even further did they or Mecha Sonic know that the famed TDKR duo, CIA agent Bill Wilson and the masked man Bane (the big guy for you), were watching this from a plane circling around the Hoenn region.
"If we attacked them, would they die?" Cia asked Bane.
Bane chuckled as he wrapped his big right arm around CIA. "It would be... extremely painful."