Cute Toot House

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Lady Palutena forms a heroic club called the Cute Toot House with Toadette, Tiny Kong, Toon Link, Ness, Fox McCloud, Doc Brown, and Aria Meloetta to combat the edgy Hot Topic Krew. Of course, you can expect other clubs, cuteness, love, justice, nostalgia, kittens, quips, stupidity, and Palutena farts! But their world is at stake, too, for there is evil much worse than some preps...

60. Chapter 60

Lady Palutena farted as she led the way for the Cute Toot House, with them going through Fortree City as they were determined to head to Lilycove City.

Only problem...? They were going in circles. Stupid idiots.

"How much farther are we to Lilycove?" Fox McCloud groaned as he just wanted to use his arwing.

"We're getting there, I can feel it," Palutena stated as she pooted again. "...aside from my farts, that is."

"The only one who can really feel it isn't with us," Ness remarked as she was playing around with his shorts.

"Is Ness a boy or a girl?" Aria Meloetta asked Mario as she was eying the PSI boy oddly, being confused. "I can't tell."

"I can't blame you. He's a fucking weirdo," Mario retorted as he wanted to stay as far away from Ness as possible.

"Well hopefully we don't take too long." WWE Lucario added in as he noticed all the humans and Pokemon glancing at them oddly as it began to rain lightly. "I got a feeling that the weirdos from my world are already there right now..."

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"All right, let's not dilly dally now." Doc Brown stated to the two tooting girls as they ran through 2015 Hill Valley amongst the people walking by them. "Let's go find those items!"

"I wonder if people called you Trixie by mistake," Toadette asked Tiny Kong as they dashed behind Doc Brown, not going as fast due to them obviously being much faster, since they were younger than the famed human scientist from Back To The Future.

"I don't know about that, but I have been called 'Tinky' before," Tiny Kong remarked as she smirked, lowering her eyes. "Just imagine... I would have the perfect excuse to pee my pants all the time!"

Toadette and Doc Brown stopped in their tracks as they glanced at Tiny Kong, who frowned as she realized she was being judged.

"Eww, TMI!" Toadette remarked as she shook her head in disapproval at Tiny Kong.

"Oh what, it's fine for you to do it since you constantly wear a diaper!?" Tiny Kong snapped at Toadette as a conflict seemed like it was going to start.

"Enough!" Doc Brown interrupted, ending the would be conflict as he split Toadette and Tiny from each other, with people glancing at them. "We're drawing too much attention to us. Let's just get those items and then head back to the present!"

"...isn't our present in 2015?" Toadette and Tiny asked simultaneously.

Doc Brown slapped his forehead with a sigh as he grabbed the two girls by the arm, dragging them as he went in search for the first steam related item.