I walked around Mondstadt for a while after I was done checking out my new "home". The town was quite peaceful, perhaps a bit too much.
So I decided to run up the massive stairways to the church, to see how long it would take to tire myself out.
This dumb motherfucker tripped and fell, his neck cracking from the terrible stumble.
He was dead on the spot.
Cletus, aka Aether, returned after his temple romp with Kaeya and Lisa to find a half-sad, half-amused Amber waiting to bring news of the death of his temporary companion.
They shared a laugh over the ridiculous death of the rude boy and went about their lives.
Cletus saved the day (everywhere, everyday) and banged Jean, Diluc, Amber and the guy from the Adventurer's Guild (the recruiter, not Bennett you sick fuck).
THE END.