January 6th, 8:30 AM
Bellagio Café, Las Vegas, NV

The day began with a leisurely breakfast at the Bellagio's cafe, where Edward tried—and failed—to convince me to split an absurdly tall stack of pancakes with him. By the time we checked out and hit the road, the Subaru was humming along smoothly, and the Nevada sun was already climbing high into the sky.

"First stop," Edward said, tapping the GPS, "Hoover Dam."

"Let me guess," I said, smirking. "You're going to make a 'dam' joke the second we get there."

He raised an eyebrow. "What kind of immature person do you take me for?"

"The exact kind who's about to say something like, 'That's a dam fine structure.'"

His lips twitched, and I knew I had him pegged.

The towering concrete colossus of Hoover Dam came into view as we rounded the final bend. I had to admit, it was pretty awe-inspiring—even if I knew Edward was about to ruin it with bad jokes.

We parked and joined a tour group led by a middle-aged man named Chuck, whose bright orange polo shirt screamed, "I take my job seriously, but not too seriously."

"Welcome to Hoover Dam!" Chuck announced, beaming at the group. "This is going to be adamgood tour."

I groaned audibly, earning a delighted grin from Edward.

"I can't wait," Edward whispered, leaning down so only I could hear. "He's my people."

Chuck led us through the visitor center, spouting a steady stream of puns and factoids. "This dam holds back over twenty-eight million acre-feet of water," he said, gesturing dramatically toward the reservoir. "That's adamlot."

Edward laughed out loud, and I shot him a look. "You're encouraging him."

"Lighten up, Swan," he replied, his green eyes sparkling. "This is comedy gold."

As we descended into the inner workings of the dam, Chuck's enthusiasm reached new heights. "Now, you're about to see the dam turbines," he said. "But please, try not to getshockedby their size."

"That's it," I muttered. "I'm leaving you here."

Edward chuckled, slipping his hand into mine. "Admit it. You're having fun."

I didn't dignify that with a response, though my grin might have given me away.


January 6th, 1:30 PM
Highway 93, Arizona Desert

The Arizona desert stretched endlessly around us, the highway shimmering in the mid-afternoon heat. Everything had been smooth sailing until the Subaru let out a high-pitched whine, followed by a dramatic cloud of steam billowing from the hood.

"Pull over, pull over!" I said, panic edging my voice as the car's dashboard lit up like a Christmas tree.

Edward cursed but complied, steering the car onto the shoulder and killing the engine. He popped the hood and stepped out into the dry heat, muttering something about "rented cars" and "terrible luck."

I followed him out, squinting against the sun as he waved at the plume of steam. "Well, what's the diagnosis, Dr. Cullen?" I asked, hands on my hips.

"Diagnosis?" he said, glancing at me with a sarcastic grin. "It's hot, and it's angry. Kind of like you when you're hangry."

I rolled my eyes, shoving him lightly. "Very funny. What do we do now?"

Edward sighed, wiping his hands on his jeans. "There's a gas station up ahead, maybe half a mile. I'll call for a tow, but let's check it out. Maybe they've got... something."

The gas station was a quintessential desert relic, the kind of place that looked like it hadn't seen a renovation—or a customer—since the 1980s. A faded sign read "Wally's Gas & Go," and an old Coke machine leaned precariously against the side of the building.

Inside, the air-conditioning was a weak whisper, barely keeping the heat at bay. Behind the counter stood Wally himself: a wiry, sun-weathered man with a shock of white hair and a name tag that read "Wally: Here to Help!"

"You kids lost?" he asked, eyeing us as we stepped inside.

"Not exactly," Edward said, brushing a hand through his hair. "Car overheated a mile back. Any chance you can help?"

Wally laughed, shaking his head. "Buddy, I know oil changes and lottery tickets. That's about it. But I can give you some solid advice."

I raised an eyebrow, intrigued despite myself. "What kind of advice?"

"Never trust a vending machine with an out-of-order sign," he said sagely, leaning on the counter. "And always double-knot your shoes."

Edward's lips twitched. "I'll keep that in mind. Do you have a phone we can use? Ours are barely getting a signal out here."

"Sure thing," Wally said, pulling an old rotary phone from under the counter. "This baby's never let me down."

Edward dialed for a tow while I wandered the aisles, which were stocked with the essentials: dusty canned goods, off-brand snacks, and a truly alarming number of air fresheners. By the time he hung up, I'd assembled a random assortment of snacks: orange soda, gummy bears, heat-lamp aged hot dogs that looked more plastic than meat, and a surprisingly good-looking trail mix.

"Picnic?" Edward asked, eyeing my haul.

I shrugged. "Might as well make the best of it."

We walked back to the car, throwing a blanket over the hood of the car and spreading out our makeshift feast on it.

"Gummy bears again?" Edward teased, popping the top off a bottle of sparkling water he'd pulled from the cooler. "You shameless addict."

"They're timeless," I corrected, tossing a red gummy into my mouth. "And let's not act like you're above a little sugar."

"This isn't 'a little sugar,'" he said, holding up a gummy. "This is just gelatin and lies."

"And you're sipping sparkling water that costs more than my tuition," I shot back. "Who's the real fool here?"

"It's called having standards, Bella," he replied, taking a dramatic sip. "Besides, I'm all about balance." He grabbed a gummy bear from my pile and bit its head off. "See? Protein and electrolytes."

"Protein?" I laughed. "You think gummy bears are a food group now?"

"Look, it's the desert," he said with a smirk. "We're like pioneers. We make do with what we have."

I picked up the hot dog and unwrapped it, the bun squashed beyond recognition and the meat (potentially) looking oddly shiny. "Then explain this to me, Sacagawea."

He glanced at the hot dog. "That's not food, Bella. That's a war crime."

I rolled my eyes and took a bite, chewing dramatically. "I'd rather die eating this than sipping whatever pretentious bullshit you're drinking."

"First of all, this 'pretentious bullshit' is lemon-lime essence," he said, holding up the bottle. "Second, your hot dog looks like it's been waiting for a home since 1995."

"Oh, because your taste buds are so refined?" I teased, leaning toward him with the hot dog. "Try it, fancy boy."

"Absolutely not," he said, leaning back like it might attack him. "That thing looks like it has an agenda."

"And your sparkling water looks like it has a podcast."

Edward chuckled, grabbing a handful of gummy bears. "You know what? I'll stick to these. At least they don't pretend to be anything more than sugar and regret."

"Speaking of regret," I said, eyeing his bottle. "What happens if I pour that fancy water on your pants right now? Instant see-through?"

"Oh, you want to test that theory?" he said, his grin turning wicked. "Because if you do, Bella, I will absolutely repay you. Probably in public. In ways that'll get us banned from that gas station."

"Pretty sure Wally would cheer us on," I said, laughing. "That guy gave me great vibes."

"He'd probably make a mixtape of it," Edward said, tossing a gummy bear into his mouth. "Title it, The Moaning Desert Chronicles."

I doubled over with laughter, clutching the hot dog. "You're so disgusting."

"Not as disgusting as that thing you're eating," he quipped, nodding at the hot dog. "Honestly, Bella, this is why I can't take you anywhere nice."

"You literally took me to a gas station."

By the time we had demolished most of our questionable snacks, Edward sprawled out on the hood of the Subaru, tossing gummy bears into his mouth like a pro athlete. I leaned back beside him, letting the dry desert breeze cool my face. The quiet was nice, but I could feel Edward's restless energy brewing.

"This is boring," he finally announced, flicking a gummy bear at me.

"You've been horizontal for less than five minutes," I replied, catching the gummy mid-air and popping it into my mouth. "What do you want to do? Write poetry about the hot dog's tragic backstory?"

Edward sat up suddenly, a glint of mischief in his eyes. "No, but I've got an idea."

"Does it involve not eating anything off this hot dog?" I asked, holding up the sad, shiny monstrosity I'd only taken one bite of before abandoning it. "Because that's my one condition."

"No promises," he said, smirking. "Okay, here's the deal. We each pick an item from this delightful spread, and the other person has to come up with the dirtiest possible euphemism for it. Loser has to—uh, I don't know—take a bite of the hot dog."

I squinted at him. "That's objectively the worst punishment you've ever come up with."

"Exactly," he said, grinning. "Which means you better bring your A-game, Swan."

I rolled my eyes but couldn't resist. "Fine. You first."

Edward held up a gummy bear, squinting at it thoughtfully. "Alright, let's see what you've got."

I pretended to examine it like I was some kind of food critic. "Oh, easy. That's the 'One Night Stand Special'—small, sweet, and gone in two seconds."

Edward choked on his sparkling water, coughing as he laughed. "You did not just—okay, okay, my turn." He grabbed my orange soda and swirled it dramatically. "This bad boy right here? That's the 'Sunset Slurp.' Sweet, sticky, and leaves you wondering what the hell you just did with your life."

"Gross," I said, doubling over with laughter. "But also kind of accurate."

"Thank you," he said, bowing slightly. "Now, let's raise the stakes. Winner gets to decide how the loser thanks them later tonight."

I raised an eyebrow, intrigued. "Oh, we're making this interesting now?"

"Always," he said, leaning back and crossing his arms smugly. "Your move."

I scanned the desert around us, looking for inspiration. My gaze landed on a scraggly cactus a few feet away, and I grabbed the trail mix. "This? It's the 'Desert Daddy.' Hard to swallow, leaves you sore, and makes you wonder why you didn't pick something softer."

Edward groaned, his head tipping back as he laughed. "Alright, fuck. You win that round."

"Damn right I do," I said, popping a gummy bear into my mouth. "Your turn."

Edward reached for the hot dog, holding it up like it was Excalibur. "This is the 'Midnight Mistake.' You know it's wrong, but in the moment, it feels like the right choice. And then you wake up in regret."

I covered my face with both hands, laughing so hard I nearly slid off the hood. "Stop! You're too good at this."

"Too good," he repeated, grinning wickedly as he wagged the hot dog in my direction. "And I think that means I win, Bella. Which means…" He trailed off, leaning closer.

I tilted my chin up, meeting his gaze head-on. "Oh yeah? What's my punishment?"

He leaned in further, his breath warm against my ear as he whispered, voice low and deliberate, "Tonight, you're going to get on your knees, and I'm going to take my time making you beg for it—until you can't even think straight. And trust me, you'll be thanking me for every second of it."

A shiver raced down my spine, my entire body heating up as his words sank in. My breath hitched, my cheeks flushed, and I turned to him, unable to stop the wicked grin spreading across my face. His eyes were dark, filled with intent, and the teasing tension between us was electric.

"Are you telling, or asking?" I murmured, my voice softer now, almost daring him.

He brushed a strand of hair from my face, his grin downright sinful. "Baby," he said, his tone gravelly and low, "it's a fucking promise."

That word—baby—hit me like a lightning bolt, making my stomach flip and my legs feel weak. It was the first time he'd called me that, and the heat behind it was enough to undo me completely.

I swallowed, the air between us crackling. Tilting my head closer to his, I let my voice drop to match his intensity. "Why wait? Let's see if you can actually back up that big talk—right now. Back seat."

His eyes flickered with surprise before narrowing in sharp, predatory interest. "You're serious?"

"Try me," I challenged, my pulse racing.

But before either of us could move, the distinct crunch of tires on gravel snapped us out of the moment. We both froze, glancing over to see the tow truck rolling into view. The driver leaned out of the cab, a bemused expression on his face that practically screamed,What the hell did I just interrupt?

Edward groaned quietly, leaning his forehead against mine with a half-smile that was both amused and frustrated. "You're actually killing me, Swan."

I bit back a laugh, smoothing the front of his shirt as the driver stepped out of the truck. "Patience, Cullen," I said softly, my own voice shaky with anticipation. "I'll make it worth your while."

"Y'all called for a tow?" he asked, tipping his hat.

"That's us," Edward said, shaking his hand. "Thanks for coming out."

"No problem," Doug replied. "Name's Doug. Let's get your ride hooked up, and I'll take you to the shop."

As he worked, Doug filled the silence with an endless stream of country music trivia. By the time we climbed into the cab of his truck, I knew more about Dolly Parton's discography than I'd ever thought possible.

"Now, here's a fun fact," Doug said as we bounced along the road. "Did you know that Willie Nelson wrote 'Crazy' for Patsy Cline in less than an hour?"

"Crazy," Edward muttered under his breath, earning a laugh from me.

The repair shop, a small garage run by a no-nonsense mechanic named Rita, was a welcome sight. Rita gave the Subaru a quick once-over, declaring it a "minor hiccup" and sending us on our way with a jug of coolant and a reminder to "keep an eye on that temperature gauge."

As we pulled back onto the highway, Edward glanced over at me. "Well, that was an adventure."

I grinned, popping another gummy bear into my mouth. "What's a road trip without a little drama?"

He laughed, reaching over to squeeze my hand. "Here's to no more 'drama' for the rest of the trip."

"Don't jinx it," I warned.


January 6th, 7:15 PM
El Vado Motel, Albuquerque, NM

By the time we pulled into Albuquerque, the sun was dipping low on the horizon, casting long shadows across the city. The El Vado Motel came into view like a neon beacon, its bright lights and retro vibe pulling us in like moths to a flame.

The motel had clearly been restored to its mid-century glory, with a sprawling courtyard dotted with string lights, food trucks, and cheerful guests lounging by a small but inviting pool. It was charming, quirky, and the perfect antidote to the chaotic day we'd just had.

"This is... way cooler than I expected," Edward said, pulling into a parking spot near the main office.

I glanced at the vintage-inspired sign glowing softly in the dusk. "Think they'll let us move in?"

Edward grinned. "Let's see how the room is first."

The woman at the check-in desk handed over our keys with a warm smile and directions to our room, a ground-floor unit tucked near the edge of the property. As soon as we stepped inside, I couldn't help but let out a delighted laugh.

The room was a perfect mix of retro and modern—turquoise and orange accents popped against the sleek white bedding, and a funky patterned rug tied it all together. A vintage rotary phone sat on the nightstand, like the cherry on top of this Wes Anderson-esque sundae.

"Okay, this is officially the coolest place we've stayed," I said, tossing my bag onto the bed. "It's like... aesthetic overload but in the best way."

Edward wandered further in, nodding as he ran a hand along the smooth wood of the desk. "Solid ten out of ten," he said, opening the mini-fridge. "And look! Complimentary water bottles that don't look like they've been here since 2005. Fancy."

I flopped onto the bed, kicking off my shoes with a dramatic sigh. "I'm never leaving."

"You say that now," he teased, setting down the cooler we'd hauled in from the car. "But wait until I start snoring tonight. You'll be packing the bags by 2 a.m."

"I'll just smother you with this fancy-ass throw pillow," I retorted, chucking one at him for good measure.

He caught it with ease, smirking as he tossed it back. "You've thought about that too much."

"Maybe," I admitted, grinning. "Let's hit the pool. I need to soak off the trauma of watching you flirt with Doug to get that discount on the tow."

Edward's laughter followed me as I grabbed a towel. "Hey, don't knock it. Doug's hat game was strong. A man like that deserves a little charm."

The glow of the string lights around the El Vado courtyard felt almost magical as we headed toward the empty pool, towels slung over our shoulders and grins plastered across our faces. The evening air was warm, and the sound of distant laughter from the food trucks added to the lively yet peaceful atmosphere.

"This feels fake," I said, kicking off my flip-flops and dipping my toes into the water. "Like, this is too good to be a real motel pool."

"Perfect for the chaos we're about to bring," Edward said, already peeling off his shirt. His smirk deepened when he caught me staring at him. "See something you like?"

"Yeah," I said, tilting my head, pretending to think it over. "The pool."

He clutched his chest in mock hurt. "Cruel. I'll have to cope the only way I know how."

Before I could stop him, he cannonballed into the pool, sending a tidal wave of water splashing onto the edge and soaking my legs.

"Edward, you fucker!" I yelped, holding my towel up as a shield. "You're dead."

"Come on in, Swan," he said, grinning as he surfaced, his hair slicked back. "Water's great. Promise I won't dunk you."

"Liar," I shot back, but I stepped into the pool anyway. The water was warm and perfect, and I waded toward him, ready to exact revenge.

The moment I got close enough, I splashed him square in the face. "That's for getting me wet!"

He cocked his head to the side, an amused glint in his eyes. "Bella, you like when I make you wet."

"You're such a fucking perv," I said, splashing him again, and he sputtered, laughing as he shook the water off like a dog. "Oh, it's on now."

The second I was within reach, he launched a splash attack. I shrieked, retaliating with a wave of my own, and before I knew it, we were in a full-blown water war. Neither of us showed mercy—every splash grew bigger, every laugh louder.

Edward's grin suddenly turned wicked as he lunged toward me, wrapping his arms around my waist.

"Edward, no!" I screamed, thrashing as he hoisted me up with ease. "Don't you fucking dare—"

Too late. He dunked me under the water, and I resurfaced with a gasp, wiping my hair from my face. "You're dead. Actually dead."

"Oh, yeah?" he challenged, swimming closer. "What are you gonna do, Swan?"

I tried to splash him again, but he caught my wrists, spinning me around and pinning me gently against the side of the pool. His hands bracketed my waist, his chest pressing lightly against mine.

"You're terrible," I muttered, but my voice wavered, caught between irritation and the pull of his gaze.

"You mad?" he murmured, his lips curling into a lazy smirk.

"Maybe," I said, trying to sound unaffected even as my heart raced.

"Mhm... sure," he hummed, leaning in. His lips brushed my ear, his voice dropping low. "You like it when I catch you."

A shiver ran down my spine. "You're so fucking full of yourself," I shot back, though my voice betrayed me.

"And you fucking love that, too," he said, his breath warm against my neck.

I opened my mouth to argue, but then his lips found mine, and the words disappeared. The kiss was slow at first, teasing, but it didn't take long for it to deepen. His hands slid to my waist, pulling me closer as my fingers tangled in his damp hair. I arched into him, heat building between us as the rest of the world blurred into nothing.

When I felt him hard against me, I broke the kiss just enough to whisper, "Let's go back to the room."

His breath hitched, and his eyes darkened with lust. "Now?"

"Now," I said, biting my lip and grinning.

We scrambled out of the pool, dripping wet and laughing as we grabbed our towels and flip-flops, not caring who might see us sprinting across the courtyard. Edward's hand found mine, and we dashed back to our room, our giggles echoing off the walls as we stumbled inside and slammed the door shut behind us.


After a quick shower, we both ended up sprawled on the bed, still damp-haired and pajama-clad. Too tired to venture far for dinner, we grabbed a couple of tacos from one of the food trucks in the courtyard. The warm, savory smell filled the room as we settled in.

"I'm calling it," Edward said, biting into a carnitas taco. "Best breakdown recovery food ever."

I held up my carne asada taco in agreement. "Here's to surviving the Arizona desert."

We knocked our tacos together like champagne flutes, laughing as we dug in. The TV hummed in the background, playing some old sitcom neither of us was really watching, but the sound filled the room with a cozy familiarity.

Once we polished off the tacos and cleaned up, Edward stretched out on the bed, his arm draped lazily over his head. I curled up beside him, my head resting on his chest as his fingers traced slow, absentminded patterns on my shoulder.

"Not bad for a day that started with a literal breakdown," he murmured, his voice soft.

"Not bad at all," I agreed, my eyes heavy as exhaustion began to settle over me. "This place is kind of perfect."

"It is," he said, his fingers pausing for just a moment. "But, you know, it's not the motel that makes it perfect."

I lifted my head, narrowing my eyes at him. "That was so fucking cheesy, Cullen."

He grinned, slow and easy, his tone completely unapologetic. "Cheesy, but true. The company makes the trip."

I rolled my eyes, though I couldn't help the smile that tugged at my lips. "You're lucky you're cute."

"Lucky?" he said, his voice dropping to that teasing, low register that always sent a shiver down my spine. "You think it's luck that got you here, cuddling with this magnificent specimen of a man?"

I burst out laughing, trying to shove him lightly, but he caught my wrist. With one quick tug, he pulled me on top of him, and suddenly I was straddling his hips, his hands finding their way to my thighs. The heat of his touch burned right through the thin fabric of my pajama pants, and my laughter faded into something closer to a breathless sigh.

"Now," he murmured, his thumb brushing the curve of my waist as his other hand tilted my chin up, forcing me to meet his gaze. "I believe you owe me a proper thank-you for winning that game earlier."

I felt my face flush, the memory sparking a grin that I couldn't quite suppress. "Oh, do I?" I asked, my voice soft but laced with challenge.

His lips brushed the shell of my ear, his voice a low rumble that sent a shiver straight through me. "You do. And I've got a few ideas."

"Care to share?" I whispered, leaning into him, my fingers slipping under his shirt and tracing along the lines of his stomach.

Instead of answering, he shifted beneath me, his lips trailing down the side of my neck. His touch was torturous and completely intoxicating, leaving no doubt that he fully intended to make me pay up in ways I couldn't even begin to argue with.