Takes place after Deadpool & Wolverine, so fits between my story 'Besties' and it's sequel. I only own what I own (even though I wish I owned more!)
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"Suck it Fox, we're going to Disneyland!"
Wade burst into the room. "Pack your bags, bitches! As of right now, as in right this minute, we're officially on vacation!"
"Wade, what's going on?" Nina asked of his near-bursting excitement.
"The studio decided to send us on a fully-covered vacay to Mickey's kingdom itself! It's the least they could do, after all, we did save the world - fuck it, we saved all the worlds!" He brandished three tickets with a flourish.
"Just the three of you?" asked Laura.
"Yeah... I told you, now Disney's getting cheap! It's like Pinocchio-"
"Shoved his face up your ass and started lying, yeah, we remember," Nina told him. "Well, I've never been to Disneyland - I'm excited!"
"What?! You mean in your bazillion years on this planet you've never been?!"
"Nope. Studio rights, remember."
"Well, now we can make up for lost time - they say there's no time like the present!"
Logan, Mr. Grumpy himself (though not Grumpy the dwarf of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Wade said because he was not comic-accurate height after all) was the only one who didn't seem all that excited for their impending vacation. No surprise there, really.
"Ah cheer up, this is California, which means nice weather which means shirts off, which means, gorgeous tits out for you!" Wade told him. This didn't improve his mood much, if at all.
And so it was decided that Laura would stay with Al while Wade, Nina and Logan were whisked away for five days to Cali.
"Bathing suits? Check! Camera? Check! Extra room in suitcase for the shit-ton of souvenirs I'm going to buy? Check check check!" Wade already had a pair of Mickey ears on, from somewhere. "We're all set! They were going to send a car but I made sure Dopinder gets to drive us instead. Goodbye life, hello sunshine!"
To Be Continued...