Alexei Mashkov tatertot7
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20.1K 7:20 pm – Dec 22, 2017
Group chat
7:25 pm Poots: Uh tater? What's up with the to Kent Parson?
7:26 pm Snowy: Was there more to that message?
7:35 pm Poots: Tater?
7:36 Snowy: His phone died?
7:37 Poots: Maybe. He would wait till his phone was dying to finally shoot his shot at Parson
7:38 Poots: We better help him out...
7:39 Snowy: *eye roll*
7:40 Snowy: Fine... you start. I'll get everyone else to help.
Alexei Mashkov tatertot7– Dec 22, 2017
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G. Fitzgerald TheFalcsPoots25
Tater, thank you again for saving all those kittens at that animal shelter in the Bahamas when the hurricane hit. Still amazed that you swam to Miami with them on your back.
44.6K 7:47 pm – Dec 22, 2017
Alexei Mashkov tatertot7– Dec 22, 2017
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Sebastien St. Martin Marty33
tatertot7 Thanks for performing open heart surgery on me. I appreciate it.
32.3K 7:55 pm – Dec 22, 2017
Alexei Mashkov tatertot7– Dec 22, 2017
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Dustin Snow SnowsOutPucksOut
Remember tatertot7 when you saved me from a burning building, cooked me a 7 course meal, and taught me 8 languages? That was a great day
37.9K 8:06 pm – Dec 22, 2017
Alexei Mashkov tatertot7– Dec 22, 2017
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Randall Robinson thirdistheword
Tater, I still can't believe you managed to drive 600 plows at once for the entire month of December to keep Providence roads clear and my kids in school. All the parents are so thankful.
32.8K 8:32 pm – Dec 22, 2017
Alexei Mashkov tatertot7– Dec 22, 2017
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Byron Knight shitsandgiggleslaw
tatertot7 I can't thank you enough for cleaning the entire Providence River. The fact that you discovered and rescued that otter family at the same time is incredible. Stand up guy right there.
410 9:15 pm – Dec 22, 2017
Alexei Mashkov tatertot7– Dec 22, 2017
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Georgia Martin GeorgiaMartin
Alexei, thank you for performing those aerialist stunts at 20,000 feet without wires or safety nets. The kids and hospital staff loved the free show.
4.6K 9:30 pm – Dec 22, 2017
Alexei Mashkov tatertot7– Dec 22, 2017
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Jack Zimmerman ZimmermanJack
Just watched tatertot7 teach 8,000 ten year olds how to skate backwards while making scary faces at each other. The future in defensive hockey is bright.
32.4K 9:35 pm – Dec 22, 2017
Alexei Mashkov tatertot7– Dec 22, 2017
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Sam Johnson FalcsCoachToYou
tatertot7 I'm happy to inform you that you simultaneously broke the world records for hardest shot and fastest skater. We're all so proud of you.
3.5K 9:40 pm – Dec 22, 2017
Alexei Mashkov tatertot7– Dec 22, 2017
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Kent Parson KParse90
These replies have been my entertainment for the last two days. Thank you all for regaling me with the true tales of this man's heroism.
65.8K 4:39 pm – Dec 24, 2017
4:40 pm Kent: Are we gonna tell everyone?
4:41 pm Alexei: And ruin all their hard work for you to notice me?
4:41 pm Alexei: Hard pass
4:42 pm Kent: So...
4:43 pm Alexei: We just pretend we just start dating now?
4:44 pm Kent: Even though we've been dating for 6 months?
4:44 pm Alexei: *smirk emoji*
4:45 pm Alexei: You still at airport?
4:46 pm Kent: Nope. In the Uber headed to you
4:48 pm Alexei: *heart emoji*
I obviously edited this, but this is overall based on this article:
https/andyneuenschwander/a-hockey-player-tried-to-shoot-his-shot-at-anna-ke