chapter 6: Bisexual special
Notes: THIS WEEK WAS BISEXUAL AWARENESS WEEK! Plus today is September 23 and it is bisexual day! Therefore I'm making a special episode for some of the bi characters in the Verdant Analyst! My update day is once a week on either Wednesday, Thursday or Friday and today is Monday! This will not count for this week's chapter plus it'll be shorter than most chapters (probably. I haven't written it yet at this point)
Chapter Text
"Hey cel?" Tango said knocking on Celeste's door
"Come in" she says standing up from her seat
"Guess what today is!" Tango says excitedly
"Huh? What?" Celeste says confused while she thinks of what could be so exciting today.
"It's bisexual day! We gotta tell Izuku!" She says jumping up and down
"Seriously? He only recently told us that he was bi so I'm not sure if we really should.."
"Nah, Let's go!" She says grabbing Celeste's arm and pulling her out the door and to the stairs
They arrived on Izuku's floor and went to his main room knocking on the door about 10 times before they heard footsteps
Izuku opens the door "who- oh hey Cel hey Tango did you two need something?" He says opening the door for the two girls letting them enter.
"Yes!" they said in unison
"Oh okay what is it?" he said as he sat down at the table with them
"Well TODAY IS bisexual day! And well it was bisexual awareness week this week but I found out today.. But anyways! We need to celebrate!" Tango says brightly while Cel smiles at them both
"I mean that sounds good in all but what do we do? Plus I only just found out that was bi even though irene was surprised that I didn't know, And the only reason she knew is because I have mentioned liking girls and then she saw that I like kachan andIalwaysthoughtijustlikedkachanasabestfriendorsomethingandimean-"
"Hey let's stay on track izuku," Celeste said cutting him off of his ramblings
"Well since you haven't actually gone out as a vigilante yet today could be your first time and we could all go with the three of us and we could do something big to show we're bi!" Tango says in a silly tone
"I mean it would be cool for the first time so, uh sure!" he says unsure if he made the right decision,
"Don't worry we won't do anything too bad, heheheh.." Celeste said laughing maniacally at the end with Tango joining in as well.
Well that was… something.
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"Oh! Remember that video we asked you to be in that one time? It was for the ducklings channel, remember? How bout we make some video's for it starring the bisexual ones on the team!" (there are details on the ducklings in the next chapter) Tango says after recovering from the manic laughter from just before.
"That's a good idea, how about we find some homophobic people online and make a video of us pranking them or something, I don't know would that be something we want to do?" celeste says shrugging
"YES totally! What do you think of Izuku?" Tango says turning to him
"That sounds like so much fun! We could live stream while we do stuff today"
Tango nods as Celeste says "yes sounds good"
"Let's get on our suits!.. Wait izuku, does your costume still fit? I mean you made it years ago so…" Tango said standing up
"Oh no i got it early since i was planning on starting early but i recently got a new one since you're right and it didn't fit." Izuku said partly embarrassed
"Cool well lets change, meet on the roof at 10?" celeste says calmly
He nods and the two girls get up and head to their floor.
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Izuku, now in his vigilante outfit, went up to the roof. He thought about his vigilante name, he was the analyst online but he didn't really want that as his vigilante name when he patrolled.. He decided he could just let the media name him, he pushed open the door and stepped onto the roof.
"Hey Cel is setting up the live stream so that a drone will record, Amane is controlling it and Irene is there with them watching, she wanted to watch it since she is lesbian and didn't want to interrupt the group of bisexualsss." Tango says to Izuku as he walks over to where the two were
"Cool, wait aren't you worried about being recognised in that? You didn't dye your hair, you have your mouth covered by the mask and you have those glasses but won't people recognize you?" he said in a worried tone
"Nah it's fine, my family hasn't seen me in years and they think I'm dead same goes for Cel, when i was younger the black hadn't grown in either plus my family never bothered to learn about my quirk so they think I can use telekinesis when i'm humming a certain tune which is not true but they never cared to learn more, PLUS my personality is basically swapped from then compared to now, since I used to be quiet and stuff. I'm really not that worried and if they do recognise me they'll probably leave me since when I was kidnapped with Cel they just said I died and didn't bother to look for me so it would probably be worse for them since my mom is a pro and my brother is gonna probably be a hero with his quirk and stuff oh also celeste's mom is a pro too" she said and leaned on the wall since they still had about 10 minutes until they would start the livestream.
"You were kidnapped as well?! And your mom is a pro?! And Celeste's!?" he says very surprised
"Yeah well first my mom is a pro her hero name is mindmover her quirk is telekinesis and shes a minor pro and celeste's mom is sort of her sidekick her hero name is Kiro which cel said is random and her quirk is some kind of like thing that makes whatever she touches come to life, i kind of dozed off when she was explaining, but they kind of work together and were a duo.
Well so my quirk is a mix of my dad's quirk and my mom's i said my moms but my dad's quirk is autotune and makes him sing perfectly and he's actually a singer but that doesn't matter, well so anyways two years after i was born my brother was born okami, his quirk is particle control which is an enhanced version of my grandfathers quirk.
When my parents found out about it they gave him everything and trained him so he could become a hero, My mom introduced my brother to cel in the hopes that they could become friends and help each other become Heroes, since my mom and Celeste's Mom are friends. They both went to the same private school while I was sent to some random Public School. I actually met Irene there but anyways!
Some stuff about celeste's past her father is a pretty famous painter and they're rich, she had a older sister but she never really told me what happened to that sister or maybe she did but I probably fell asleep already whatever you can ask her, her father is also a part of the Yaoyorozu family Which probably helps with the success, her father has a quirk That lets him analyze things and find their imperfections and how to fix them which makes him a very successful person. Her family is very strict with her and they're pretty snobby, Cel's older sister has a quirk that basically if she sees Something that's imperfect or she wants something to be perfect her quirk will show her the steps she needs to take to get to her perfection Whether it's finding something making something or something like that I don't know….. ANYWAYS One day when I was walking home from school since my parents never bothered to pick me up, I was knocked out and taken. For celeste she was Also kidnapped by the same person as me but it happened differently and they needed her for her quirk they wanted me to help protect their merchandise and kidnapped new recruiters but anyways, Celeste was being driven back from her school when she noticed her driver wasn't the usual one and then when she spoke up to ask where her normal driver was someone came from the trunk of the car and knocked her out she woke up in a small room with a bunk bed we were sharing a room and that's how we got to know each other-"
She said all of this not letting Izuku speak as she spoke quickly barely stopping to breathe in between and then she was interrupted by Celeste,
"it's ready, come on let's start the live stream!" Cel said speaking loudly so they heard her
They walk there and then the stream starts Barely giving him time to think of everything he had just learned. He knew something had happened for them to have grown so close but not that! And WHO was the person or group from what it sounds like.. he would have to learn more about later because right now they had a live stream to record.
"Hello everybody! Singsong here to celebrate bisexual awareness week and bisexual day! I actually just learned a bit ago that it was today so we're a bit late sorry! here with two of the other ducklings who are bisexual in our group! We were thinking today we could prank some homophobic people we're not really sure what we're going to do yet but you guys can sit back and watch us as we find something to do to celebrate!" Singsong says grinning widely not that anyone could see it,
"Are we going to do this or what? Let's go! Misty has already sent us the location of a few homophobic people in the area" illustrator says merrily
"Let's do this!" Analyst says (he is not Verdant yet since they haven't given him the name but they will after this stream sometime)
The three vigilantes jump from rooftop to Rooftop drone following close behind until they reach the first person. They ended up dying the hair of this homophobic person since they were currently napping in their house. They also may or may not have painted a mustache on their face before leaving three ducks, a purple one a red one and of course a green one.
The next unlucky person was in their car stuck in traffic so the three walked up to the car and knocked on the window and when the guy ignored them they broke the windows then they got into the car and pushed the guy out though none of them knew how to drive so they settled for painting on the car bisexual Flags everywhere. The man had run away probably to call the police and the traffic well it was still traffic it hadn't moved at all so they weren't worried, plus other people were recording them or saying they recognize them some people laughed and some people cheered then there was some people who were clearly calling the police so they made a run for it.
The next few people went sort of like this: one woman got her hair dyed a lovely magenta purple and blue courtesy of the analyst (izuku) because he had expertise when it came to dying his hair. The lady was screaming while she was Tied to the chair and once they were done they untied her and let her go. She was Furious and called the police but they didn't care.
Then they walked out in search for their next victim who was an old Christian lady who said was she was Christian but really everyone knew she wasn't her name was Susan and everyone knew her because she was crazy and annoying as hell they ended up leaving her alone well sort of first they planted three paint bombs in her house and watched as the house got covered in magenta purple and blue paint.
The very last person was a man in his twenties who had Cyber Bullied many bisexual people and other lgbtq people, they beat him up and then left him hanging to a Lamppost courtesy of Singsong using her quirk to get him up there afterwards they decorated the same lamp post with many bows magenta purple and blue colors and they left their signature ducks of course after they called the police because they didn't actually want the man to be hurt too much..
once they got back they sat on the roof and talked and laughed about everything they couldn't see anything of what people were commenting on the video since it was a drone that was following them and recording everything but they would be sure to rewatch it later, Cub Came to them and told them it was time to end the stream since the Drone was getting low on battery, so they said goodbye to the viewers and turned it off
"That was fun, I had a great time, thanks!" izuku said as they walked down the stairs, his floor was first so he just wanted to say bye before they parted ways for today
"No problem! We had lots of fun too!" Cel said looking at Tango who nodded vigorously
"Yeah and it was super fun to watch with Amane," Irene said to the other three
"Nice, well bye! I'll see you guys later!"
With that they parted ways.
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9:25 pm
Katsuki: Hey I saw your livestream, I didn't know you were BI we never really talked about that stuff… I just wanted to say that you can tell me anything
9:39 pm
Hanako: sorry! I just got back to my room so it took a sec to respond, Yeah I guess it really just never came up, I would have told you but it was never relevant!
Katsuki: oh okay that makes sense, well I am Gay uh it feels like I should tell you since I know you are Bi so yeah..
Hanako: How can texting be this awkward?
Hanako: oh! Sry i texted at the smae time, ugh typos! Well that's great! Cool uh nice to know I fully support you!
Katsuki: thx. Goodnight hanako AND YOU BETTER SLEEP
Hanako: okay kachan… I will! Goodnight.
End scene! Phew finally done. Sorry if this is rushed because it is