Mission 1: Murphy and Miranda vs. The Arrowverse
Current Arc: World Killers and Beyond
Crossover Event: Earth-X Villains Get The XXX Treatment from Agent X
You know what's the great thing about having access to the Kaleidoscope? I can make changes to reality as much as I want. Out of convenience I made sure ALL DCU media is available around the local cluster of the multiverse. So, even though Imra and I are starting at the point of "Mon-El" waking up, the future will ultimately be a mystery for all of us in the long term. As long as I don't view different timelines too often, which I will make sure of. Hopefully that will be enough.
Anyway, after all of that wonderful sex yesterday, it's time to plan out how we aim to deal with the World Killers situation. Apparently, all three have been activated earlier than the planned awakening as it were. Not sure how that works, but sure? I can in fact work with this.
I cough a few times into my fist to call for everyone's attention. Hank, Alex, Winn, Kara and Imra are the only ones in attendance for this meeting. The inner circle of this Earth, if you will. "Samantha Arias is in fact Reign's unwilling host, and the other two World Killers are innocent women as well, possessed by spectres conjured from dark Kryptonian magic." The local members of this meeting looked at me horrified. Imra was stoic, but she had intelligence in her eyes, as if she could see where I was going with this.
"...so, basically what we need to do is chain them down long enough to perform a powerful exorcism to separate the dark entities from the host bodies." I explain to them as best as I can.
Winn raises his arm up, like a student with a really bad curiosity. I do point to him though, it's only polite I entertain his questions to build more of a rapport with him and his family. "And how exactly are we going to be pulling all of this off?" He sheepishly rubs the back of his neck as I send him an amused smile.
"Well, short answer?" In reply to this question everyone gives some form of affirmation. "Through a combination of magic, science and sheer fucking will." As I grin and ignore the laughter all around me, I plan out how I want to take care of the World Killers story arc from the original timeline as it were. Also, I really, really wanna fuck Nora West-Allen. That fucking snack.
I cough into my fist a few times to bring things back in order. "Alright, gang. I can handle the three world killers. In the meantime, I do believe The Flash has invited you all to his wedding?" I make eye contact with Kara who positively beams at me, as the rest confirm their invitation and RSVP to attend said wedding as well.
"I will of course be attending myself, I wouldn't leave you out to dry, Kara." I assure the whole room really.
"Awww, I was hoping to tie you up and drag you there myself." Huh, she's got them ball and chain in her suspiciously pink glowing eyes! "Kara, calm down!" I even hold my hands up in the universal sign of surrender.
Kara is undeterred however and begins to state her arguments and rebuttals. "Why?! Are you saying you don't want to marry me after all?! Is this ring a joke?!" She puts emphasis on said ring by raising her right hand for all to get a good look at the ring I made just for her.
Alex starts biting her lip all sexily like a horny schoolgirl, Winn's eyes go so wide he looks like a loony toon, and Hank is shaking in laughter?! Huh, I didn't expect that from a serious director for a government funded organization like him. But, sure?
Oh and 'Imra,' who will be referred to as Miranda interchangeably from now on, has been laughing out loud like, since I made my half joke and just never stopped. Why do you think she married a goofball like me? That wasn't even part of my CYOA decisions, she was a love interest sure. But I had to work my ass off to get her to actually marry me. No stamping, lures or any other cheats for falling in love and binding her to me. It was all Miranda choosing me, because we fell in love. Truly, madly and deeply. That's a long story for another time however.
Focusing back on the here and now, I answer my lovely most recent fiance. "Of course it's not a joke! Listen to my two heartbeats, Kara! I am serious about marrying you!" Kara Danvers, Girl of Steel, and The Supergirl freezes upon my words and all other supporting evidence observed through her super senses.
There are literal pink hearts in her eyes as she begins to pant like a bitch in heat. Before she or I could make a move, Winn saw fit to raise his hand. I point at him to give the okay to ask his question. "D-did you just admit to having two hearts?" I nod quickly a few times. "As in, you somehow worked in a fictional alien race, Time Lords, from Doctor Who into your genetic framework?" Winn looks like he's about to pass out, going all pale faced and gulping air like that.
I mean, he's not wrong, to react in such a way you know? It's a big deal to pull off that kind of science and sorcery. "Yes, Winn. I infused Time Lord genetics into me, among other alien races, real or imagined. In terms of this cluster of the multiverse anyway. Don't think too hard about it! Any time I say or do something crazy and/or awesome, always just assume literal sorcery and not so fictional science shenanigans. You won't go crazy following any rabbit holes. Okay?" I look Winn right in the eyes and make sure to convey the gravity of my statements. He reluctantly agrees, not even able to say a word right now so he just nods shakily at me.
And now it's back to my Kryptonian fiance, with the hentai pink hearts in the eyes. "Alright, look. Let's always assume Doctor Who rules as more of guidelines to be safe and adapt as needed. Because, I can't just spoon feed all the answers nor can I change everything you may want to change because some fixed points in time are just THAT much more fixed than others. But, I shall do my best. Fair enough?" I glance at all the participants of this little war room meeting, and they all give their agreement in some way.
I adjust Kara's position on my lap, making extra sure she feels my huge dick hotdogging her PAWG ass. She reddens even further and starts grinding back into me, alternating between slow and sensual to fast and hard. This girl! "So, Barry's wedding. I have plans on how to proceed but for the sake of not breaking time, like a certain group of travelers whose captain needs a serious spanking (Sara Lance, not Rip. Pretty sure Rip's already dead at this point), I can't give you any specifics. Just know, I will always do everything in my power to keep all of our loved ones safe."
And with that, the meeting is adjourned. I just need to finalize my plan of attack against the nazi's from Earth-X, how I'm going to corner and fuck Nora West-Allen also known as XS, and then maybe bag Captain Sara Lance and whoever else I want while here. Only Sara and Eva are the only ones I'll be bringing back home to our Hub world though. Call it a preference. And not wanting to go TOO big on the harem building. That way lies true madness at my current level.
The Night Before The Wedding Ceremony
Mon-EL
Alias: John Case
Callsign/Hero Name: Agent X
Alright, let's see here. I have my omni-tool open and I am reviewing the data on the original timeline's events, all so I can decide all the things I want and need to fix for the hero side and fuck up for the villain side. For the heroes I must: give Jax powers of some sort, prevent Martin Stein's death, Stamp all the waifus I want and only keep the ones I super like, and then make sure to fully take care of the impending nazi invasion. Nothing too specific as of now, but the important thing is I need to have fun. Handling Jax's issues with Doctor Stein and stopping the good doctor's untimely is actually quite simple, and can be handled tonight during the dinner.
I squeeze the waists of my lovely flowers a little tighter, sending pleasant thrills down their spines judging from how they are breathing heavily and squirming in their seats, and speak up. "Imra, Kara. Please excuse me for a bit, Jax and Dr. Stein require my assistance first and foremost. Then, judging by how Captain Sara Lance and Alex are hitting it off and glancing at me with dark promise when they think I'm not looking, they are next." Imra and Kara send me reassuring smiles and then rain kisses down on my cheeks, nuzzling their noses into my neck before finally, reluctantly, letting me go off and do my job.
"...you're just trying to turn me into Spider-Man, aren't you?" I hear Jax say that one line from the canon timeline referencing Marvel comics as a thing in this cluster. Which gives me all sorts of ideas for the Crisis on Infinite Earths event actually… Well, plenty of time for that later. Helping Jax and Dr. Stein is more immediate in the here and now.
"Excuse me, gentleman?" I put up a teensy bit of a psychic field on me that makes them feel as if I can be trusted and can help with all their woes. It's for a good cause, sue me. "Jax isn't upset he won't get to be a legend with superpowers anymore, he just wants you in his life, as his father figure. Didn't that occur to you Dr. Stein?" They are about to reply to me when I decide to just do what needs to be done. I'd rather ask for forgiveness than permission when it comes to fixing the problems across the various clusters of the multiverse.
And by that, I go into bullet time using my deeply enhanced Daxamite super speed to grab the vial in Dr. Stein's hand, then I proceed to transmute it into a perfected formula to give the recipient top tier Spider totem powers with a twist: Firestorm matrix powers as well. As for the wonderful Dr. Stein? I think for a moment. What was his reason for wanting to leave the Legends and come up with a way for Jax to still be a valuable member? He just wanted to retire essentially and spend time with his wife and daughter right?
Okay so, I suppose the simplest way is to enhance Dr. Stein as well, in such a way that he will never have to worry about coming home to his family, ever. Okay, I start up the flash forge of my omni-tool and input the parameters for what a need: a perfected super soldier serum plus the healing factor of Wolverine with a trigger to fail once he is at a certain age and his wife is gone as well because, magic is hax like that, skills in CQC from both Captain America and Wolverine, and I'll make a uniform and shield for Dr. Stein as well. He'll be built like Steve Rogers with all the definition and whatnot but his age will still show. So, Geralt of Rivia minus the cat's eyes and scars I suppose. Although, Dr. Stein's features are still prominent.
I decided to put both serums in 31st century syringes, inject them in the neck with their respective serums, and boom! I'm back from bullet time. Barry and Kara were looking at me weirdly the whole time, but I gestured and mouthed at them. I am just trying to help after all.
Jax was the first to get his bearings. "Holy shit, Gray! You're all jacked up now!"
Dr. Stein pulls himself together, shakes off the last of the disorientation and replies. "Indeed, Jefferson. It appears our good friend here has just given us both gifts to ensure our continued tenure as Legends." They are now smiling and hugging it out. That's my good deed for the day then. One of them anyway. Nobody ever said the boy scouts had a minimum on good deeds for the day, now did they?
Oh damn, there goes Felicity with her rejecting Oliver's want to get married. That gets sorted on its own in the original timeline but it's not a problem that needs my brand of solutions. Oliver staying alive until 80 something? Now THAT I can and will help with, among other things.
As I browse the buffet section of the dinner event, I fill up a large tray I may or may not have flash forged in view of everyone here. I honestly don't care about small ripple effects in the river of time, in case you were wondering. The bigger ones I only care about in the sense I don't want to be the one dealing with so much hassle. As I finish filling up my large tray with goodies and top it all off with some classic red punch, I am suddenly surrounded. By hot babes from all teams represented at this function.
Ava Sharpe relieves me of my hoard, Kara takes my left arm into her bosom, Imra does the same to my right, Alex hugs me from behind in a grip so tight a normal human would get bruised ribs at least, and Captain Sara Lance approaches from the front. They all eye me like hungry lionesses eyeing a juicy piece of meat.
I gather my thoughts for a few moments since none of them seem keen on saying anything as of yet, not even the dominant force that is the White Canary right up in my face. "Ladies? How may I help you? Agh?!" Alex saw fit to hip thrust into me as Kara and Imra started nibbling on my sensitive ears! Ava is just off to the side, giggling like a loon. And eating my food!
"Shut up! You will cooperate, Mon-El. You've been a very, bad, naughty boy. And we've all come to an agreement." Captain Sara Lance explains to me, unhelpfully and without preamble I might add. She smirks like the best of em, like Cinder Fall from RWBY, except competent and reliable. Just as sexy though. If not more.
"I, UGH?!" Captain Sara Lance has me by the balls! Literally, and damn she's good with her hands! "I said shut up! Ladies, let's take this bad boy where he belongs." I would have said something, well tried again anyway because I'm an idiot like that, but then we all got beamed up to the Waverider as if this were Star Trek, because sure why not?
And the next thing I knew was I was naked and all the women beamed up with me were also naked, including Ava Sharpe that shouldn't even be here at this point in the timeline but hey, the butterfly effect is real I suppose. The next several hours were an amalgamation of skin to skin rubbing, hard and soft caresses and gropes and a whole lot of femdom action on me mainly. I was allowed to give as good as I got so, all is fair, yo.
The Next Day
Wedding Ceremony
Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Peace
All life is precious. I firmly believe in that saying. I truly do. And so, there is nothing stopping me from using whatever powers, skills and tech I have available to ensure no one ever dies on my watch. Therefore, the opening salvo by Overgirl where she vaporizes an innocent priest? That's my first good deed of the day right there.
Obviously, I am a seriously dedicated boy scout. And the motto and slogan are things I live by as more than just mere guidelines but actual rules I try to follow as much as possible in all things. Therefore, I am always prepared for just about anything. The Kaleidoscope ensures even if I don't have exactly what I need on hand, I CAN with just a bit of willpower on my part. The hardest part of dealing with the Earth-X invasion for me, was deciding on HOW exactly I want everything to go wrong for them. And believe me, it was quite the chore for me to finally make a decision. Ultimately it doesn't matter what I do, as long as I have good, wholesome fun doing it.
For the sake of truth, justice and my hot wives. And all their hot girlfriends. What? I'm a hot blooded male, at least I'm being honest of my motivations here. All of which is to say, I am prepared to ruin the day of an army of nazis. And it doesn't even matter that they have Overgirl (a powerful Kryptonian), Dark Arrow (Nazi Green Arrow) and the Reverse Flash (Eobard Thawne is like, the cockroach of speedsters) and whatever else. I am Murphy S. Law! What that means is: I can make anything and everything go wrong for whomever I choose.
And I choose to ruin the day for all the invading nazi scum, from Earth-X! And as I finish with that thought, Overgirl's heat vision is but several inches away from contact with the presiding priest. Not today!
I was moving at superspeed before I even knew it myself, and not even Barry Allen at his current level could eyeball me. Even he was frozen in supposed "Flash time" which is basically the DC equivalent of "bullet time" from The Matrix. First, I absorb the beam of heat vision into my omnitool and use that as energy for flash forging a lightsaber done in katana style with a red kyber crystal infused with the energy of a red sun. Set to stun, because I'm not some crazy man that kills and or maims people so easily like that.
Once I step back into real time, I see the shocked faces on everyone, even the nazis. I have comic book accurate powers so x-ray vision and other types of enhanced senses are available to me. While I was in bullet time, I made sure to put on my recently modified superhero garb: black legion suit with the digicrest of courage in the same red as the slight trim on the suit, and a red hood style helmet made of Element-X in black with red trimming, and a stylized red x criss crossing the center of the face.
"Who the hell are you supposed to be?!" Overgirl demands of me, hand on her hips, as I proceed to teleport all the civilian wedding attendees to the Central City police department. Via green colored breaches.
My voice is carefully masked as well by a well made modulator built into my helmet. "Hi, I'm John Case. But seeing as you're all nazi scum here up to no good… You can call me by my hero name when on the clock: X. Agent X." And with that witty rejoinder I snap my fingers and all heroes are suddenly garbed in their hero suits, with a snap and hiss my red solar energy lightsaber is on, and I fly up hard and fast and slash down Overgirl dozens of times. As she goes down I breach her to a holding cell in the Legion cruiser then join the fighting all around me.
AN: Action is more of an afterthought in this story and in my Brockton Bay's Valor story. It's always going to be quick, clean, and efficient. And so the fun is in making other scenes exciting for me and others. Thanks for reading. Next update is for Brockton Bay's Valor and then Baba Yaga deserves some love too.
Posted: 12/21/2024