Dear Pinestar,

You really should murder your infant son.

Sincerely, StarClan


Dear StarClan,

Hell no! I'm not gonna kill my kit! What's wrong with you? What's wrong with me? Bye kiddo, I'm leaving before the voices in my head convince me to murder you. Except I'm not actually gonna explain that, so you'll grow up hating me for abandoning you. Whatever. Not my problem any more. Kittypet life, here I come!

Sincerely, Pinestar...actually, just Pine