"There was destruction, nothing but destruction in Gotham city's public park. Tree's had been brought to live due to the combination of Poison ivy's plant powers, Scarecrow's fear gas as well the combination of Bebop's mutant blood. The mixture of the three's individual chemical's created these genetic nightmares that were eating people as well causing complete chaos to the people. Harley, never exactly thought of this would come to be. But all she knew that the Legion was behind this, distracting her with all their collection of power and wealth leaving her friends to be abused as well used for the legion's own sick plans. Right now, she was pissed as well going to do something about it. Which involved not being eaten alive, as well figuring a way to stop this from destroying her home."
Gotham city public park
The people were running petrified as well avoiding being devoured, as well torn apart limb from limb. A nearby balloon salesman was right now in the middle of getting eaten, however before it could chew on him. There was buzzing like sound coming from the side of him, which was from none other then Bebop. As he was chain sawing the tree beast in half killing the mutant tree, the man dropped from it's branches as well landed in the warthog's arms.
"You are welcome, now I want the cart of balloons."
Demanding it since he saved the human, though the salesman quickly ran away from the warthog which made Bebop upset as well groan as he wanted some balloons for the others. Though the moment was interrupted by several tree's coming right at him, the warthog reeves up his chainsaw ready to continue this wood chopping business.
Until he notices behind them was the tree's stopping in their place, as burning in a instant. The warthog looked behind seeing Enchantress, who had done the burning of the tree's as she made them into ash.
"These abominations must be burned, mother earth is really pissed off right now so we should hurry before she does something."
Informing him that the spirit of the earth was not taking kindly to this twisted attack of killer tree's, the two see that of some more tree's being torn a part by Rocksteady. As he was whacking several tree's into pieces, along the lines of crushing all the mutant tree's. Though there were still more coming, in which Clayface changed his limbs into axes as well did his best to cut them off.
"Where's Harley and Ivy at? We cannot hold off these barbaric wooden creatures."
Asking the two as well portraying like if he was a knight protecting his fortress, King Shark was right now staying close to Sy as the old man couldn't exactly protect himself from these wooden giants.
Everyone watching out from around the tree's as well looking around for the two women, they feel the ground rumbling as they all looked to the distant seeing that of Harley and Ivy. Who were running away from several tree's that were charging right after them, as well the creatures being covered in blood as well having a rabid look in their eyes.
"There they are, and they got friendly tree's with them."
The old man claimed as they all saw how Harley was waving her arms at them telling them to run, though they didn't understand it as they were far away from them. Soon enough, before the mutants could greet their boss as well Ivy. The two passed by them along continued to run as well trying to avoid getting eaten.
Harley: "What are you doing?! Ivy can't control the tree's, fucking run!"
Telling everyone as that was their que to run like hell, Bebop and Rocksteady rushed with them as well the others as they looked behind them seeing that the trees were firing off splinters directly at them. They fired upon the crew as well going through Clayface like a whole collection of bullets, he dropped on his knee's as well begun shaking like if he was dying. Everyone turn seeing the dramatic clay creature doing this act as well dropping on the ground, as well looking into the air.
"Is this, where I die? Upon the field of battle? To be taken by tree life?"
Asking the sky as well closing his eyes about to accept his fate, opening his arms ready for a dramatic moment. Rocksteady, was running hard as well leapt over the clay creature as well pierced his horn through the bark of the tree destroying it in a instant. The rhino, as well others rushed to Clayface as well seeing if he was alright. Though only to see that Clayface was alright, as well not harm.
"And scene, was that good?"
Looking at his friends in which Ivy slaps him upside his head for acting like that, along that they were getting surrounded by the monster sized tree's. Bebop and Rocksteady were the only two with weapons as well going to the others to protect them, as well Enchantress still having some magic to handle them. Though with how many are around them, it be impossible to destroy them all in one day.
"If you all are torn apart, just want to let you know. I didn't hate you all, as well found it amusing to hang around you mortals."
Telling them as if she would survive this while the others might not, which they all looked at the witch with a rather annoyed look. Getting ready for the worse to come, they quickly duck from a powerful heat ray vision that was fired out of nowhere.
It destroyed all of the tree's around them, looking above them they saw a man flying. A man with a letter 'S' on his chest, along with a red and blue suit floating above them, Harley Quinn knew this person as well other's except for Bebop and Rocksteady as this male was the world's greatest hero. Superman, the man of steel as well leader of the Justice League.
"I'd advise you all don't move, and stay together."
Informing the villains to stay close, as coming out of nowhere was a red bur passing by them as it rushed around the tree's running at them. Going around like a hurricane, the adrenaline caused the tree's to come apart. The red streak stopped as it was the Flash, the fastest man alive. He winks at the girls which Ivy and Enchantress merely scuff, though Harley blushed a bit as he was kind of cute.
But it was interrupted by some tree's coming at him, though coming with a green construct of a pair of bush cutters. It was from John Stewart, the Green Lantern of earth as he was helping out with taking out the tree's.
"I know this might sound wrong, but he's my favorite Green Lantern. The one with the brown hair and white skin is fine, but this one is awesome."
King telling his friends as they saw John using his power ring to take out the tree's, soon enough. Hearing someone coming down, was Wonder Woman. Who landed right in front of both Green Lantern and Flash as well doing a powerful bracelet clash, the immense strength from it forced the tree's to explode right from the impact.
"I totally, call dips on her."
"Bullshit, I was the first one to say something about her when we were with the that doc."
The two mutants bickering at who would want to date her, which Harley glares at them making both of the boys stop as getting back to focusing on what was happening around them. As soon as the league was finished wrapping up the killer tree's, they looked at Harley as well her unusual crew that was with her.
Harley: "Hey Sup's, thanks for saving our ass's but I think well just head to.."
Just as she was trying to pull of a friendly accent to the Kryptonian, she soon gets tied up as well with Bebop and Rocksteady as well the others stayed close as Green Lantern made a green barrier around them. Enchantress, growled at how they might be blamed for this as well was going hex them. Though wonder woman, pulled out a sword from behind her shield and aimed it at her neck.
"Hold Enchantress, you know this blade was made to handle any supernatural deity. Especially you."
Warning her to not attempt anything, the emerald witch merely stood there as the villains looked at Superman as he flew down to looking at the villains.
"Are you all responsible for this destruction? Because I know Ivy as well the Enchantress can use their powers to create these monsters."
Asking Harley in which they all protested along the line of telling him that they didn't do it, seeing how they were all talking. Superman merely blows some wind as they all took cover, in which he froze a tree monster behind them before it attacked them. Along calming everyone down, as well wanting someone to speak out.
"No, none of this. You have to be a dumb ass to think we did this, I mean Sy here is a old man and on a wheelchair. A fucking wheelchair!"
Pointing that Sy couldn't do anything, however John Stewart. Scanned the old cyborg man in which he found a whole record of war crimes that he had done. Especially that of being involved with several revolutions, black op operations as well of killing several dictators. Ivy, seeing how this was getting no where decided to do something she was going to hate as well be humiliated by everyone.
"Want to prove I'm telling the truth? Use the lasso on me."
Talking directly to Wonder woman as her golden rope was able to tell anyone the truth, not even the gods could lie to it. Feeling like it might be a trick, Superman told his teammates to keep a eye on the villains as well make sure they didn't do anything. John lowered the barrier as well allowed Ivy to hold wonder woman's lasso. They all saw how the rope glowed lightly as Ivy could feel the godly energy going through her as well all lies being diminished in a instant.
"Poison Ivy, are you and your cohorts responsible for this destruction?"
Asking directly to her in which Ivy, merely groans at how it glowed as well forcing her to tell the truth. While Bebop and Rocksteady was about to do something, King Shark held the back because of Superman being ready to knock them out in one blow.
"We didn't do it and not responsible for this destruction, I secretly watch NASCAR. I take long showers as well blame King shark for using the hot water, I hate paper straws because they get to soggy and ruin the drink once they break. I was excited for Jazz fest and wanted to sucker punch Bebop for drinking my orange juice!"
Ivy admitting everything as well sharing some rather embarrassing secrets which made her friends, especially the heroes look at her rather confused. Seeing how she told the truth, Superman asks Flash to free them from the ropes. Seeing how they didn't do this, someone else had to come up with this plot.
"Then who exactly was.."
The Green lantern asking the crew, they quickly hear something behind them drop right in front of the league's feet. It was a fairy tail book in which Harley asked Bebop and Rocksteady to get everyone away as she knew who this book belonged to.
"Oh crap."
The speedster saying rather scared as it quickly opened showing a bright light, as well consuming each of the heroes. The crew saw they were sucked into the book like if it was a portal, as well of Superman. Who was using his strength to try and resist it's pull, though he falls to the grass as well holds it as his legs slowly begun to get sucked into the pages. Hearing a sinister chuckle, he as well the others see who was responsible for this. To which it was Queen of Fables, who was walking right towards the man of steel.
"Thirty years ago you cosplaying assholes trapped me in a book, time to return the favor. Pretty boy."
Speaking directly to Superman, as well kicking him into her book as well sending the hero into her world. Fables, chuckled as well picked it up enjoying the fact she had gotten her vengeance after all these years. As well turning to Harley, as the girl smiled at her seeing how she came in just in the nick of time.
"Thanks Fables, maybe I got you figured out the wrong way."
"No problem honey, quick question. Can any of you fly?"
Asking the crew in which they decline as none of them couldn't, Enchantress could glide but not exactly fly. Fables smiled as she soon threw a dagger at Rocksteady's left arm making him bleed, this provoked Bebop as he was about to attack her.
However the queen threw a small green bean to the ground, which suddenly coming from out of the ground was a large beanstalk. Everyone got shocked as well grabbed onto the side's of the massive beanstalk, praying to not fall off. As well for Fables, who was laughing at the sight of them heading into the clouds.
"Mama is seriously having a good day, as well getting the juice."
Sounding rather victorious as she walked over to grab the dagger, as well looking at the mutant blood. Placing it in a small zip lock bag, she soon walks away as there were much bigger plans in motion then just a tree massacre.
Later in the clouds
The beanstalk continued to rise more and more until it had reached the surface of the clouds, the crew feeling like they stopped quickly dropped onto the cloud atmosphere. Feeling both dizzy and dazed, King Shark looked over the distance to see that of the city of Gotham. That was almost in a war zone with the tree's running rampant, as well some buildings on fire.
"Holy mackerel were up high! I never been this far above sea level."
King shouted as well trying to not pass out, going to the others panicking Sy walked over and patted the blue sweater wearing shark to relax.
"Calm down, I know the perfect way to handle this. Just pick a spot and stare at it, oh wait. Thanks for sea sickness, where the fuck are we at?"
Asking the others seeing that they weren't on just some clouds, that they were around a giant castle. A large one like if it was from a bedtime story, Rocksteady got excited as well hops up a bit.
"Ah man this is my favorite story! The place is full of gold and giant food, let's jack it before we go down and beat the shit out of the Legion."
The rhino spoke thinking about money then getting pay back, though Harley was downright furious about how Fables betrayed her. Seeing that she might be involved with the legion. Enchantress as well Ivy, looked at the beanstalk as well tried to command it to bring them back down. Though Fable's magic was to powerful along didn't obey the two women's powers.
"Hey ladies, I think we should just climb down it. I mean that's how the original story went right?"
Asking the two as the warthog stepped at the beanstalk as well tried to go down, though the cloud surface didn't allow him to go down. He was stuck, as everyone didn't know what to do. They soon felt a presence coming right towards them, looking at the castle. They saw a large shadow emerging from the castle, with orange hair as well a cyclops eye. The large giant walks towards them as well holding a giant club.
"OK, so we can't go down the beanstalk. As well about to be stomped by the giant, how the hell are we getting out of here?!"
Harley checking anyone had the answers, which Ivy knew as she asked Sy for a telephone. The old man merely nodded as well takes a phone out of his cybernetic leg, handing it to Ivy. She quickly calls someone that could help out, as well see the giant walking closer to them. As this happened, they were hearing who she was calling none other then Kite man.
"I know you said this a few days ago but, how do you have Kite man's number memorized?"
Getting skeptical at this to which they all quickly avoided getting whacked by the giant club weapon, Bebop tried to cut down the giant though his skin was to strong. He get's kicked to the side as well throw to Clayface. Harley, went up to the club going try and strike him in the eye but almost fell off.
"Because, I'm. Dating Kite man."
Answering Harley which made the clown girl rather shocked, as well going to ask about that. The giant was about to grab her, however Rocksteady leapt on the giant's food making the man let go of Harley as she fell towards Ivy. Luckily Enchantress, was able to catch her with her magic as well land her to the ground.
"Are you serious?! Your dating someone?! Why didn't you tell me?"
Sounding both upset as well a bit concern seeing that Ivy was her best friend, along the lines being shocked about how she never told her. Ivy groans at this, as this type of topic was not best discussed as they were in peril. The other members of the crew tried to take on the feet of the giant, though the male quickly grabs them all as well bringing them up to his face.
"Because if it's not about you, then you wouldn't listen. As well that, after that whole Penguin fiasco. We kind of, went out for a bit. Sure he's a C rate villain, but's really nice."
Explaining to Harley as their bones were surely going to be broken by the giant's immense strength, that was until appearing above them much higher then the giant's head. Was a shadow which was a diamond shape figure, as it was Kite man. Flying around the massive man, he fired that of several red sauces into the giant's one eye making him scream in pain.
"Hey guys! Glad you called me babe, was a bit bored at the house. Frank's not exactly a easy plant to get along. But he did give me some hot sauce packets just in case for something like this. it's Sriracha."
Telling them all as he continued to fire his hot sauce towards them, along making the giant drop the crew off the cloud. Kite man, fully focused on saving Ivy and the others. He soon swoops down and was able to catch Ivy in his arms, as well doing some flying maneuvers to get the other's.
Harley as well Enchantress landed on the top as well Clayface as he splattered on top of the two, while King Shark was able to grab the small rope attached to the kite. Bebop and Rocksteady did the same, as well grabbed Sy so the old man didn't fall as well.
"I swear to all things cheesy and stupid if we live, I'll never make fun of kites!"
Bebop covering his eyes as well staying close to his rhino friend, as they were coming down hard. Enchantress, had a plan as she threw Clayface off the kite as the polymorphic being quickly turned into that of a slide. As well her constructing a shield over him so it could fit everyone, Harley as well the others slide down on the magic clay slide as well landed softly onto the ground. While for Ivy and Kite man, landed to the ground together in which the others looked at the new villain couple.
"Thanks for the ride, Babe."
"Anytime babe, I'll always be there for you."
Responding to her as well kissing her as well she did, this made the crew gag at the sight. As well interrupting the moment as they still saw Gotham burning, along of the tree's attacking people, all except for the Legion of Doom headquarters.
"Not to be the guy to ruin a romantic moment, but were still in a war zone about to be eaten or killed. How do we get out of this, alive?"
The clay being asked them, to which suddenly they hear something. A tank, a GCPD tank heading towards the villain's base. Along that of being locked and loaded in which Rocksteady, gasped a bit a little excited to see a tank. Along with Harley, who had a good idea to handle the situation. She and the two mutants showed a sadistic smile as well had a plan to take care of their legion problem.
Legion of Doom base
A few minutes later, after beating up some of the men inside of the tank. Was that of Harley, who was driving the tank along with Bebop and Rocksteady. As the three were driving it towards the HQ of the Legions base. As well her friends riding on top like if they were in a war movie, stopping right in front of the building. Harley locked the coordinates as well armed the missile.
"The Legion, Fable as well Scarecrow used my friends as well made me French kiss Joker. So consider this, our fucking resignation."
Bringing up how these people screwed her over, looking to Rocksteady who had on a military helmet merely smiled as he was ready to fire the missile right at the base. Though just before he could, outside the crew saw the base exploding in a instant as well it not coming from the tank. Both confused as well not knowing how it happened, soon felt the ground shaking as well a gust of wind blowing right at them.
Rising from the rubble was a large clock tower, a green and purple one that looked way to familiar. Coming right off the top was that of a giant mechanical Joker head, as well a television screen coming out of the teeth as well showing the clown prince of crime in a fully militarized suit.
"He built that stupid tower to conquer Gotham? That son of a bitch!"
Hitting the wheel as well getting upset, to which they looked at the screen seeing Joker laughing at them. As well ready to announce something to the citizens as well everyone who was listening to him.
"People of Gotham, and Psycho. I have dire news to share, in which the Legion of Doom. Are out of commission, due to letting in a second rate clown as well her circus animals join in. So, they had to go bye-bye."
Emphasizing that he destroyed the Legion because of allowing Harley and the others into the team, soon enough they see someone else walking up to him. Which was Fables, who had a syringe fully ready as well handing it to him. Both Bebop and Rocksteady knew what that was, a fully synthesis formula of mutagen.
"You need a villain that has charisma, style, as well can think bigger than a bald man with so much money on his hand. In which, I shall take the spotlight. As well, getting assistance from Harley's freaks. Let me show you."
Explaining how their mutagen was going to help him, injecting it into his neck. Joker, dropped the syringe onto the ground as well begun to shake rather violently. The people as well Harley witnessed his transformation, his hands becoming scaled hands as well his tongue becoming forked. His neck extending to that of a cobra, his mouth opened wide as well his green hair grows. He had somehow changed into a mutant cobra clown, as well letting out a maniac laughter.
"Of all the things I've seen in the centuries of cursing civilizations, I have never seen something so fucked up."
The emerald witch saying as suddenly, the mutant Joker presses a button which reveals a large harpoon gun which fired it right towards Gotham's clock tower.
"RIP Gotham city, assss of now, Gotham iss mine."
Hissing as well laughing at the city as well everyone who was looking upon him, Harley along the others were about to fire upon the clock tower. However, a tree monster threw that of a large gas truck at them. Clayface, stretches his hands into the tank as well grabs the three before they got caught in the blast. Avoiding the collision, the two vehicles exploded on impact sending the crew towards the ground.
"Guys, we are seriously screwed. We have no tank, no Superman or anything."
The shark spoke as they got up looking around the place thinking that there was no way to stop Joker, except Ivy. Looked at a nearby restroom with a fire hose, as well seeing the green liquid that was coming out. The same one that infected the tree's, as well made them come to life.
"I think I got a plan, a shitty one. But one that might stop this killer tree invasion. So Harley, and everyone. Be careful and shit ok?"
Asking them all as they nodded, Harley gave her a quick hug wishing her luck. Looking to her boyfriend, Kite man nodded as he quickly helps her get to the restroom safely as well not getting eaten alive. Harley, seeing her friend going to handle the tree's. They soon rushed the tower as well reached the door, in which they saw it opened revealing none other then Fables as she was standing right in front of them.
"I should have fucking known you be a total psycho. And I know psycho's, I worked for them. Eh Rock?"
Bebop asking his friend which the rhino snorted as Fables, merely chuckled as she opened her book as well summon that of a large werewolf in grandmother's clothing.
"Oh my, now that's a hairy broad. Just like my second cousin, but she had hair removal as well.."
He went on as well got interrupted by the big bad wolf's roar, soon enough everyone ran from the wolf except for Enchantress. As the two mystical women stared at each other ready to throw down.
"So, ready to get your scrawny ass kicked again?"
"I had a host who was really, depressed. As well got fooled by your prince charming act, but June? She's a bad bitch who wants to have friends, as well fight you."
Responding back to Fables as they once challenged before, soon enough the two fired different types of mystical beams of magic. While Enchantress's magic was green, Fables was golden like as fairy tail magic was much more then Enchantress's since it's based on imagination. The two continued to have their magical duel, along the lines of being over powered. Enchantress, tried to keep going but bends a knee unable to continue.
"Ha, even after all these years. You still choose a host that doesn't know how to hold her own, especially having no taste in style."
Mocking the witch as Fables saw the smoke clearing, showing June Moone who was on the ground. To which, as soon as Fables was going to strike her. June kicks her right in the groin, as well takes the book and slams it across Fables face making her move back.
"You seriously, talk to much."
Stopping Queen's moment of victory, though just before Fables could react to that attack. She smirked seeing being June was the big bad wolf, who was covered in blood. Leaping over June, Fables smiled as she noticed within the wolf's mouth was the head of Harley. Smiling in glee as well about to command her pet to kill June, Harley's lifeless eyes looked directly at Fables.
"Hiya Queenie!"
Telling her as the clown girl quickly removed the wolf body off of her body, along the lines of still being alive as well making the wolf into a suit as well removing the head off her body as well having her baseball bat.
"Props."
Acknowledging that Harley was pretty awesome, though it didn't save her as Harley takes a swing right at the woman's head. Popping right off as well killing her in a instant, as Fable's body collapsed on the ground. June, rushed towards Harley hugging almost thinking she died.
"How did you survive? I thought the wolf ate you."
Asking rather worried like, though the two soon see the crew as well them covered in a bit of wolf blood and fur. As well King Shark, that was chewing on a bone which was possibly from the wolf.
"You know, a lot of people ask me who'd win against a wolf and a shark? Answer, it's the shark."
Answering the red head in a serious voice as well snapping the bone, though him being tough ended as they heard a thumping sound. They all turned behind her seeing a pair of large green legs, as well it being that of Poison Ivy. Who had Kite man riding her shoulder, her clothes were torn as well that she appeared like a giant movie from a old movie.
"Holy shit, I never imagine seeing a giant woman. Thank you lord for keeping me alive to see this."
Bebop looking at the sky thanking the lord for this rather amazing sight, Harley also acknowledged her friend looked amazing. But she soon gets grabbed by a giant tree as well carried off, to which Ivy charged at them while Kite man jumped off seeing she had this covered.
Running over to the tree giant, Ivy threw her right fist into the giant as well raising it up into the air. Quickly enough, using her new giant strength she ripped the wooden creature in half as well catching Harley from falling. The white skin woman, looked at Ivy as well in her new form.
"You, killed a tree for me? To think that you only cared for plant life and no one else."
Being surprised that she never see Ivy destroy a tree, which she had sworn to protect as well the rest of plant life.
"Yeah I know, but there are a handful of people that I find. Tolerable, even if they are shitty sometimes."
Referring to her, which Harley nodded seeing how she was shitty, to which she hugged Ivy's huge hand. The two smiled at how the moment was, though in a instant. A large harpoon came running right through Ivy's chest as well making a hole inside of her. Everyone gasped at the sight along that it came from Joker's tower, Ivy. Doing her best to stay conscious could feel herself shrinking, falling onto her knee's she dropped Harley as well slowly reverted to that of her original size.
"Ivy!"
She cried out as well rushing towards her as well the others seeing that Ivy was dying slowly, along that her blood around her was making something happen. Flowers, they were blooming around the body as well around Harley. As she held Ivy's lifeless body close seeing how this wasn't what she wanted, nor ever wanted to see. Remaining quiet, Harley merely cried as well looked directly at Joker's tower.
Seeing his snake like smile as well laughing, the clown girl lets out a angered yell which was that of pain and sorrow. As well getting angry, in which by the end of the day. She was going to kill Joker with her bare hands, even if it meant dying in the process.