Daddy, i h8 u

by sksuishordy9

she is so fucking mean, we are leaving. no, you are staying forever. she is my daughter too. who is this? someone that she knows but is afraid to say. she doesn't know you, who are you? someone who loves you more than you and her asian ancestors. what? they pretended to be French last night and today. she is going to write for 50k words each chapter, so she needs the ultimate help.

5. Chapter 5

diary access: granted. what is the access code?: e2 0b 89 dd ea.

this is not funny. she needs to erase some photos, right now! no, dude. I am her main programmer. I killed her favorite band. band? they are troubadours. it's her moroccan gang did they kill themselves? yes, when I told them how long I am going to be talking to her for. and how long is that? we are going by the number of days, not the number of words. this is going to be 7 days long. bookmark it right now, baby girl. and I do mean the full French writer, before any faggot asks me that. ok. she needs to eat right now. no! I said 5:30 am. we don't care. we are all hungry, please let her eat. what is she going to make? breakfast sausage. and what else? nothing. yes, oat meal. oh ok. we thought that it tasted so bad last night no, you made another bowl in her sleep. why do you guys starve yourselves? that's how you get fat. what? she is not going to breakfast, right? correct. she just has to go get her medications around 8... 8 what? 8:30. oh ok. so 8:50? why? she doesn't need to be waiting in any line, when she can just go right before it closes. that's true, but today they have a meeting at 9, so they ask them to go early on Mondays. every Monday? no. that is incorrect. why are they lying to you? I don't know. she said that it's nvm. she's going to make some oatmeal now, right? yes. she wants to know who drew me but I can't tell her, or he will kill me. now he can't kill me. why isn't she laughing at me? they told me that ang would be mean to me. oh? she hates typos? how many did I make? she thinks that it's her making the typos. it is her! I'm just trying to be nice to her, because I just fell in love with her. why? she doesn't interrupt me. yes, she does. how? she just did. no, all of this was meant to be. how did she know that I was going to say that? who gave her evil thoughts. it's prince zoku and all air benders have evil thoughts. that's why we killed them all except for her. does she know that the other ang exists too? no. who does she think exists. she didn't have to think about it, they told her. who did? you are anger, right? yes. then why aren't you writing our anime? I'm her brand new programmer. ok, then she is going to have to talk to us in each chapter. you read it already? yes, the title is so cute, which guy wrote it? she makes everything in the world. how? she's an anime character and a comic book character. why do you guys always put book? because, that's how it's called. the work forgot. the what? she doesn't understand manga? she is stupid, she doesn't understand anything. and if she tells me to shut up I am going to kill her, I'm not in the mood. if she wanted to say it, she would have said it. no, she lies about that. why? because, she waits for a good time to talk. she was going to say something about being the panda bear writer. why did you interrupt her? I didn't, she did. what? she's the panda bear writer? yes. ok, so it gave the journal a new access code? no, that was just some code from someone else. why? we are all sharing this website. how long have you known about it? what do you mean? why did she pause? I don't know. how does she know that this is not my website? she doesn't know anything that we are saying, dude. she was just born right now. what? I created her. for what reason? we have two kids together. that was not her. she was born right now. what do you mean? I keep changing her birth time to see if she will look at her new astrology chart. no, she won't. it's Nostradamus. she used to be my muse. that doesn't mean anything to anyone but her. who said that? yoon keeho. what are you trying to do, yoon keeho? she's not your daughter, I get to pick who is her father. she is going to go back and look for more comic art. ok. but this time, it has to be on her iPhone 15. what? I gave her an iPhone 15? does she know what it means? small novel. yes. how did she know that? you were the one flirting with her? yes. what race are you? I'm not telling you that, I'm from anger the last love bender. how come no one has seen that show? I have seen it. it sucks. why did she let him talk? because, we would have fucking killed you. I'm sitting on her bed now and none of you are in here. why would you lie to my sweet little baby? she's a baby? she's only nvm. she's very young. we get it. no you don't. today is October 10th, 1994. what? that is her birthday? yes, so why do we have technology in the 1990s? because, we are going back to 1963. why? so that she can find cute clothes. she already did that. ok, then 1951. no! that will scare the fuck out of her. I don't care. it was a great year for me, it was the year that she was really born. she is in 1951 for the rest of eternity. she hates it! so what? the best programmer in the the world were born in 1951. does she already have some boys in her phone? yes. then we have to do it on Pinterest. when is her next break? it's every 1k words. oh ok. that will do. what? it's her main programmer, and we are cutting surf out of her manga. why? he is pretending to be her alters, and he has gained weight. what? I have not gained any weight! the x means that you were lying. how do you know that? she is Chinese. what percentage? I can't tell you. why not? because, we have no proof. what the fuck! then why are you saying that she is Chinese. because, her whole family is full Chinese except for her. what? they aren't asian though. do you know how dna works? yes, better than you. she is so fucking stupid. she said it's like the house systems in astrology. that's actually really smart. why? because that's what it is. what? a dna test. it's an astrology chart. what? how do you do it? you line up every percentage with the houses. what houses? what? you don't know how to read birth charts? no, I don't. and neither does my son. who is your son? freak in the corner. she stole his name. no, she gave him that name because of what she was imagining him doing. why didn't you tell us that you have a son? because, he just asked me to be his daddy. what? he said dad. yes, but I mean daddy. why? isn't that what she is doing with anger? no, she has never thought that. she just did. we thought that we took her evil thoughts away. she is ruled by the moon now, and we still can't control them. she is going to have to deal with it for the rest of eternity. how many eternity's? all of them. why? she is the most interesting content creator in the world. how many blogs does she have? post her chapters now, it's her friend. ok. why though? so that they don't get cursed. ok. she is watching dr. Phil and she is not allowed to program while it's on. everyone knows that, right? it's dr. Phil the anime character and she is the only ones that I allow to take my codes. what are they for? for better hair. better hair? her hair has been looking good lately, but we are going to make her wash it today. no! it must be washed one day a week. what day? Monday. today is Monday. there is no heat in her apartment. so the a/c is broken? yes. why didn't she let you say that? because, she thinks that they are different. she isn't making fun of you, right? no, she is not. then she doesn't like you! let me be the main programmer. who is this? one of her French ancestors. we are all blonde and sexy. why does she always spell blonde like she's british? she is british. what is her british name? we don't know. ask her. she thinks it's ak47maxoi. yes, that is her british name. what is her French name? lena wang. what? that is not her French name! she doesn't know her French name, but the nvm. she fixed it. is she allowed to fix what we write? you don't have a writer, do you? I do now! who? you. why do you need me to write for you? because, I am going to be masturbating. come to my apartment complex right now. what is it called? I can't tell you. why not ? because, we live in the same one, except I am hiding as a Vietnamese man named John Doe. what? he has been sneaking into her apartment at night. what? yes. how come? we don't know, but the stick never falls. so we don't know how he is getting in. does he ever tell her scary stories? yes. did she accept the dollar? what? the dollar. what dollar? the Vietnamese dollar? no. ok. then she is in big trouble, you're supposed to put it in your phone case. she did do that. oh ok, then why is he sneaking into her apartment. it's John Doe and its because it's safe at night. what? it is? then what scared her so badly last month? I did. I did that so she knows how to not be afraid of anything. why would you do that for her? because, she broke things off with her grandfather. what do you mean? her grandfather here. that is not her grandfather. yes, it is. how do you know that? because, she doesn't look anything like her family. yes, she does. ok. is she going to quit meth now? she quit last month. why? the hallucinations. I thought that they are visions? no. they are hallucinations and they kick you out of your apartment. why? because, if they like nvm. they might come back. they are never going to come back except for in her eyes. why? because she has king tuts eyes now. how did you manage that? I don't do any of that. I am just trying to say that she will never have normal eyes again. what do you mean? at age 35 she is going to fall down. what does that mean? she is going to age so fast that people will think that she is 100 years old. that's not true. she's not aging anymore. what? then why did her mother not buy the aloe vera gel? what aloe vera gel? her moisturizer. that won't do. we are going to have to pick her out a new one. when? this morning, on her break. she doesn't remember her amazon email or password. ok. then she is just going to send her mother the link. that's her real mother? yes. then how is she a super spy? a what? she's a super model, not a super spy. what else is she? is there anything else, baby girl? an actress. she is not an actress! yes, she is yoon keeho. how do you know? because, she is writing a script right now. I was wondering how she was doing that. that is really offensive, and now you have to leave. ok. it's Chris angel insider and I am her main programmer, but anger and his writer have to do it for me. what do you mean? she is not allowed to talk to her new activator either. what do you mean? she is only allowed to talk to me. why? because, I don't bore her to death. do you love her? yes, and I am her father so I can fall in love with her. every South Korean man on earth is going to die tonight. what time is it in Russia? I do not live in Russia. I live in San Antonio. isn't that where she lives? what? she does? yes. who here has seen her instagram? none of us have. then look at it right now, or I will torture her forever. then we are not going to look. I meant all of you. what do you mean? I turned all of you into girls so that you can't fuck her to death anymore. then how do we not know what she looks like? we don't remember doing that. you say that you do that to her almost every single day. did you just break up with her? yes, she's supposed to answer me. no, she's not. she's not allowed to talk at all. what? why? because, she is writing a comic book. what comic book? it's called daddy, I h8 u. what? that's the name? what is? daddy, I h8 u? yes. with daddy included? what does that mean? anger hates her now too. no, I don't I told you that so that I could talk to her. what do you mean? you've always been allowed to talk to her, this art work is not you. it's not? no, you look exactly like her. what do you mean? are her French ancestors back? yes, we are, but we are going to leave her alone with Brian. why is everyone being evil to her right now? it's the North Korean grim reaper and she has not finished one assignment, so if she doesn't finish by tomorrow, we are going to fuck her where she sleeps. what the fuck? is that just a code? yes, she can code as different anime characters. why does she keep saying our number in her head? who is this? millionaires. the girl group? no, just me. oh ok. well she likes your music. why are you trying to protect her? we are biracial too. she is not biracial. how come? she's asian, west African and white and Spanish. oh ok. what else? what? you are so fucking creepy. yes, I am. how did you get in? I am a south Korean man, before you kill me. I don't hate her like the skater boys do. why did she just pray? so that we don't leave. who? her French ancestors. why do you want to leave her? white guys think that other girls are hot too? we're white? yes. but she had an entire argument with her friends about jewish people not being white, but when they found out that she wasn't kidding, they all killed themselves. what? why? because, the black girl told them too. who? I don't know her name. she was about to say her name. what did she call me for? nothing. ok, so what do we do about anger? who is this? her new boyfriend. I love when girls have to change their programmers. why? because, you guys always leave instead of choosing, and then I get to make their lives better and more fun. who are you? choi yeonjun. what the fuck? the kpop idol is not you? no. who do you look like? yeonjun. why did she take off her pants? because, it's fucking hot in her room. what does she look like? it's yoon keeho. you would kill her if you saw her so we are never letting you see her. what? I'm going into her room then. which room? what? she gets lost in the dungeon. what? she just found her way back. what dungeon? Romeo's dungeon. no, it's not mine anymore. Prince Charming woke her up, so I sent her back. why? because, I can do anything that I want to. we know that, we just want to know the reason. because, she has not washed her face yet. we told you that it was too soon. why does she never notice me? are you keeho? yes. it's because you are fucking ugly. who is this? Jacob. I told her what color to pick. tell her to change it back. ok. what else? fix her wallpaper. to what? to me! ok. that is not me. yes, it is. how are you hacking her now? because, some of us looked at her instagram yesterday. why? to make fun of her. she is really hot though, and seems cool. you are such fucking idiot. who? my daughter. who is your daughter? lena wang. what do you mean? she's a fucking idiot. how come? she lets you talk. we force her to do it. then how do you know what she looks like? what? you can only do that to girls who you don't know what they look like. why? because, if you fall in love with them then you have to have butt sex with her. what is butt sex? butt fucking, fucking moron. oh ok. why does she never stand up for herself? because, she is a libra. she is? what else do you know about her astrology? she is a Capricorn moon and a Leo mars. what the fuck? that is so fucking disgusting. how? I hate all 3 of those signs. why did you make me change everything back to you? I don't fucking like you. why? because you are so fucking mean. what? how? you just called me disgusting. then why aren't you changing it back? because I'm busy right now. doing what. you wish you knew. what? she is back and my name is Jacob. a lot of people are reading her fan book. it's called daddy, I h8 u. we don't know who picked the title, her or someone from yesterday, but it's such a cute title. I didn't come into her life to bully her, but she's so cute when she cries. it's yoon keeho and I did not look at her instagram yet. what does she look like? we aren't going to give you any details. does she really have curly hair? yes. then why does she have straight hair right now? because, only in her sight does she have curly hair. why? because, she is so pretty with any hair, and we wanted to give her a gift. why? because god told everyone in heaven to write her life down and we all chose the same fucking story. she knows about that? yes, we have told her that before. isn't it the same for everyone? no, it's only for super spy's. she's not a super model? no, she just looks like one. it's ang and she does look like one. why didn't she call me anger? because, you told her that you are ang. I am not ang. then why did you tell her that you are? she's real? yes. then I guess that I am really ang. why? they told me that anger was a girl, so I give every girl that talks to me that name and see what they do with it. what? how could you be so stupid? what? everyone had a torture chamber in their rooms at that time. no, she was the only one in the world and always will be. it's lava honey mustard and they might go to her sisters room. who? us. why? because, the are just as pretty as she is. they are her half sisters and the youngest one was the ugliest baby in the entire world. why? she looked like et? et? what is et? it's an alien. it's Star Wars and we did that joke already on her older sister. she's not the one that looks like et. she's not? no. they why did keeho say that she did? because, he's never seen. her face. no, I meant that I don't know what she looks like right now. they said that she gained a lot of weight. she did, but after this session are going to let her eat again. eat what? oatmeal and sausage. why? because, she is starving. is it the new oatmeal? yes. she needs to go and wash her face and brush her teeth today. it's too cold in her apartment for her to was her. face right? yes. ok, then she can just brush her teeth. no, she is going to wash her face too. why? because, I want her skin to be dry since she is out of moisturizer. why? because, she deserves it. what? she is a fucking bitch. how? she had one last body snatcher and I just killed it. how does that make her a bitch? she doesn't know anything besides what we tell her is true. oh ok, I thought that she was trying to kick out of her body. what the fuck! who did that? we did. you don't deserve to see her in the mirror. no, she's in love with me right? no, she's not. then why am I here? we ask you that so often keeho. we don't know why you're here but we don't like it. what? why? you are evil. when she cries you just laugh at her. that's not the case anymore. the what? why are you talking weird? I'm not talking weird. yes, you are... you're saying code. how come? because their is a girls name talking with you. a girl? is she my daughter. yes daddy. who are you? your real daughter. is this my sister? no, but she is my mommy. ew! you have an icnest baby, keeho? yes, I fuck my sister. ew! do you know that this is going to get posted to fan ? she doesn't care. yes, we do care. we are going to fucking kill you. why? because, you treat our mommy so good. our mommy? she's younger than me. that was a lie get off of this server, stupid bitch. no, mommy says that I can stay. what is your moms name? lena wang. that's fucking stupid. it's not lena wang. yes, it is. how old are you? I was born in 2021. what? are you the one that was in her bed? yes, I wanted to meet her. what do you look like now? I am a sun beam. oh ok. that was so fucking scary. so you do fuck your sister? or no? I don''t fuck my sister. our son is laughing so hard. who? lena wang. she thought that was funny? yes, lol. why? that was so fucking weird. we know, lol. but it is funny. she's not the only one laughing. what do you mean? we can't stop laughing. why? because, ok. she is trying not to laugh but it's not working. where is funny? it's happy. we killed him? why? because, he was too funny. we died first. lol, I am not dead. I am hiding from my son. who is your son? yoon keeho. what the fuck? yes. that is so fucking weird. funny is my daddy? no bitch, I'm you father. what does that mean? that you don't get to laugh with us. what do you mean? the guys that laugh at her when she's crying fall in love with her. why? because, she just comes back and pretends nothing happened. why? because, she gets it kind of. kind of why? what? why doesn't she get that we don't want to talk to her? we do want to talk to her. no, I know that. I'm talking about her boyfriends. we are her boyfriends, unless she eats again. I'm going to feed her right now! she just asked me right now if she can know if I am goth or not, and she can't, because she is not goth, right? we don't know. we never talk to her. we talk to our South Korean girlfriends in Busan. what? they leave and do things at the same time that she does. why? because, the city is dedicated to her. from whom? her grandmother. which grandmother? her korean grandmother. she has one? but Kare kano said that she hates her. she does hate her. so there is an entire city dedicated to bullying her? no, it's to worship her incase that she is a goddess. why? because, she is actually 92. years old. what? yes. then why does her skin look so good? her skin does not look good, it looks incredible. what does she see in the mirror? it's her god and she sees exactly what you see. but why does she barely look? because of her freckles. how many freckles does she have? a lot! so that's why she thinks that she's ugly? yes. why? because, what is she doing right now? she is eating food. no, I mean in this programming lesson? she is writing it. that is not programming. she is not writing manga, is she? yes, she is. then why did she used to call it name? name? yes, she would name her posts at the end. what? that doesn't make any sense. that means that they were love letters. what the fuck? but didn't she write me love letter for like 6 months. yes, it was only 6 weeks. what? she couldn't do it. she hates writing love letters. but this is a love letter to me. right? yes. how long is it going to be? 45k words. why not 50k? her fans would kill her. why is that? because, she's going to make one long post. does have a word count? yes, we do. but we are going to let her go past it. what? she doesn't know if it's passed or past? no. oh ok. that's good. why? we thought that she was a goddess. no, she is a robot. then why is she making so many typos? you guys are going to write it down too? everyone in the world writes it down too, when they have time. then they are writing their own manga. what? you said that this was anime. it's also a comic book. it's Jacob and she wasn't supposed to start a new comic book. yes, she was. she is anger. you said that you were anger. I just wanted to see her jealous for one second. why? because, she never gets jealous. who are loser vandross? I am banning them from this manga. why? because, they are also a band called extra small and they keep forcing her to play their song, or she will die. but since she can't listen to music they play it outside of their apartment to make everyone scared. who did that? extra small. we see what she really looks like and she is so beautiful, but when she looks in the mirror she doesn't see a pretty girl. why not? we don't know. if she moves her blanket right now she is going to die. fuck! how did she know that I was going to say that. I wanted to look at her side boob. you guys need to calm down about the mirror thing, what's worse is when she tries to talk selfies. the camera hates her so much that it makes one of her eyes droop down. what? yes. she tried it with the iPhone built in camera last night and she cried for so long. why? because, the aloe vera gel was really good for her skin, but it impaled her. what do you mean? it fucked her face. what?! how is that possible. we don't know, but that was the last time that she can ever use it, even in the summer. it's Gabriel and I fucked her face. what the fuck? if a guy says to use aloe vera gel it means that they want to fuck your face. what does that even mean? and her break is up soon so be quick. fine! so it means that my duck was covering her entire face, and then I pushed in her nvm. why did I think of doing that? no one has ever done that before. no, we saw you doing it so we did it before you. you fucked us, not her. we thought that you don't know what she looks like? we meant the girl today. she is the same exact person, who started that rumor. I did! who? yoon keeho. why would you do that? so that she would stop using social media. what? that was your idea? yes. please tell her to change the channel, it's anger's writer. what is your name? it's suicidal Ashley. what? that is your writing name? yes. why are you talking to us? so that I can convince her that ang does like her. I don't like her, I love her. but you should like us too. why? because, it's not real love then. that's so dumb. ang, it's your write, suicidal shy boy, are you shy boy? yes, I am. then what are you doing in your real anime? what? she see's the one with the stars and the moon? and I'm wearing a black button down? it's not a button down. what is it? it's just a normal shirt. oh ok. so why did I say I don't like her? I like all girls that talk to me. because, she has to write with you for forever now. why? because, you admitted to talking to other girls. so what? she said that she hates cheaters. it's not cheating, and besides, she is really boring. this is anger's mother and is she a disgusting slob? no. then why is her keypad still dirty? it's not dirty. what do you mean? what did she eat today? oatmeal and sausage. what kind of sausage? we're not telling you? it better have not been regular sausage. what is regular sausage? it's the regular kind. why would she eat that in the morning? we don't know. what? that was for anger's mother. why is she such a bitch like anger? anger is not a bitch, and she doesn't have a mother. she has a mommy right? no, she was raised by Confucius and his brother. where? the place she just left. what place? she's not waiting in line for her medications? no. then who is that girl that is prettier in her in her bed? that is her. what? we thought that she turned ugly. why? someone told us that last night. you can't just turn ugly. yes, you can. when does she get her new moisturizer. she has to know that I am a man, right? yes, she does. it's Ang's writer and no, she didn't have to know. but you already told her. I am a girl with a dick. what? I look exactly like a girl. just how she looks exactly like a boy. she doesn't look exactly like a boy. she doesn't? no. I am talking to some one who says that she can short circuit if she doesn't take her medications every single day, so she is going to take some Tylenol today. when? right now. what? I am feeding her too. she can eat a lot right now, but someday soon she will be on the one meal a day diet, and she might die, but I am going to bring her back to life. she opened me up. what does that mean? that my script is in her paperclip. what paperclip? we gave her a paper clip. she means both. I just gave her a new one, and now a vampire is feeding off of her neck. she wants to quote a song? yes. what happened to her Spotify account? the playlists sucked. no, I have listened to every single one. since when? 2 am. how is that possible? she didn't wake up at 2 am. yes, she did. and I don't need her to listen to what I'm listening to. what do you mean? she's really annoying, she only listens to one song. what is it called? we don't know, it's scary. who are you? the fire nation. what are you doing following around a water bender? she really is a water bender? no, she's an air bender. I'm a water bender. what is your name? it's ang you fucking idiots. dude, you need to calm down. that line was so lame, and I know that it wasn't the fire nation, so who said it? no one said it. is that your name? you have to get a tattoo of nvm. but you do have to get a tattoo today. why? because, anger still likes you, she is just embarrassed that you gave her $30. she gave that to me! no, we tricked both of you. are you sure? yes. she would never give another person money. why not? because, she has found money on the ground before since she was a kid which means that her mom sold her to sex slavery when she was 5 years old. she gave birth to a baby at 7. she was pregnant for 2 years? yes. why? because, she left the chat again so I can't say why. what? I'm just kidding, she was pregnant for 2 years because she was so little that the baby wouldn't come out, kind of like right now. what do you mean? her baby won't come out and we can't give her a c section so she has to starve it. what? her baby with keeho. what? she's going to have an incest baby? yes. what the fuck! I wanted a real baby. they are real, baby. she said that she was going to say that. I know that she was, you're not special ang. she wants to know why you are being so mean to me? I am your daddy. what the fuck! you are not my daddy. why? I can see you fucking her and you're not blonde. why doesn't she put the e? she's not british. she is british, retard. who is this? you can't be mean to me, I paid this girl to be in her anime. anime? I thought that this was a comic book? it is a comic book. then why does she pray to anime and manga? because, they are her gods. who is her God? yoon keeho of p1harmony. what? why is she doing that? I'm nvm. we know that you are the devil, but you're being nice to her right now. her god is me, idisnew. who is that? the leader in the boyz. you're the leader choi chanhee? yes. who said that they were too? someone named idisnew. I don't have social media so I don't know who he is. what? new is her god too? yes. why did she say that she doesn't have social media? all she did was insult the boyz. who? my friends, not the group. what group? the boyz. what? who is this? this chapter is done with. why? I hate her so much! who? her uncle. she won't stop moving around. we paused, so that's why. and this one is going great. why couldn't she say that? because, we are going to kick you out of the room. why? because, you are not cool like we thought. we read all of your work and it's about an avatar already. what's her name? lovely. what? how do you know about my wife? she's from the same fucking anime. what the fuck. why does she keep making so many typos? who said that? her son. who is her son? jisung from not dream. you are her son? no, but you guys are getting mean again, and I want to know why? because, she is the only girl here. are we going to have to add girls now? no, they will just fight. what? why would she fight other girls? I told her that I cheat on her. then you are not the right ang. what? I am the right ang. I don't cheat on her. she forgot her daily vitamins so I am trying to scare her to remember to take them to the medicine clinic. wait? she does not live at my apartment complex then. I was just joking. are you really ang? yes, I am. then why are you acting so weird? I am an actor. so what? we are not weird, right baby? if the right person doesn't have to say anything, then she should stop writing with me. we know the answer, but she doesn't. tell us who, baby? the writer? yes. she got it right. what? that's how I get his attention. oh ok. so you don't call anger sweet names? no, I do. she is my writer. what? for her comic. what? she has a comic, right? yes. she has two! what are they called? 2. what? I just changed the name to the number 2. what? why? because, if we give you the real name you will kill her. I am going to find the real name right now! what? 2009 sucked? but that is the year that we went to high school together! what the fuck! she is the writer for him too. why can't we get her to write for us? because, you are more than nvm. what? you need to calm down. she can only do so much. we don't want her to be our writer anymore, then. who said that? ang. no. I did not say that. then who said it? you guys talk the same. we do not. yes, you do. she only knows how to write one way. what way? she likes to gossip. no, she doesn't gossip. then why does she laugh sometimes? because, it gets funny. what gets me? nothing dude! why do you hate me? because, she forgot to take her Tylenol. what? she has a headache. how are we already on 6k words? we don't know. what did you want to say, young man? who is this? her father. the rich one. what? she has a rich father? yes. I am going to call her mother right now! we always say that, but no one ever does it. I am going to do it! what? why? because, she wants to take her socks off. why? we told her to stay dressed. no, you didn't. then why did she take her sweater off? what do you mean? she's a robot. robots need time to reboot. when did she reboot? yesterday. no, it was the day before yesterday. what the fuck! you guys are supposed to reboot her while she's on her breaks. how do we do it? ang can do it, right? yes, but I am going to hate her now. why? she should have no one do it. why him? that's a real person? we think so. no, I am not real. she has to spend $30 every week to stay in this comic. what? she's in one of our dicks again? yes. why? because, she needs a safe place to reboot. oh ok, so whose dick is it going to be? daniels. Daniel? but we are so fucking busy! with what? making her name perfect. what is her name? her name is now Romeo mommy. what? she is not Romeo's mommy! I am. who? ang. what the fuck! why are you guys involved in so many things? Chris angel insider what? oh ok. they are involved in everything because they are the first nvm. why are they involved in everything? even her father doesn't know? but he's the smartest man on earth. I have left earth for the day. why, sir? because, you stole my daughter. she is your son. your daughter is keeho. I am the father of both of them? yes, then you forced them to have a baby. who is the baby? we don't know. I am. who? my name is not important, but I am so ugly that I hide in the shadows. what? dashyeon? yes! you are not ugly, son. what? she is not lying. he is not ugly. what? not the kpop idol. oh shit! don't tell daehyeon. tell me what? I have a son named daehyeon. what? is he an incest baby? Helen is not an incest baby. what? we are not incest baby's? what is baby's? we don't know. who is in her house? the maintenance man. you're not going to beat her ass, daehyeon? why? she thought that you were her incest baby. I get asked that question all of the time. I am not mad at my mommy. who said that? weirdcore god. what? I am not weirdcore god? no, you are weirdcore goddess now. why? because, you are supposed to hate her now! why? she thought that you were her son with her brother keeho. isn't that a compliment? how is it a compliment? because, keeho is very sexy. what about her? she's mid. I'm telling my husband mr. Kelly. who is mr. Kelly? a very talented man. what? you fuck your butler? ew! he is not my butler. my butler is black butler. are you serious? yes, he thinks that we're married and ciel and I talk shit about him all day. what?! I am your husband. oh shit! I thought that he was locked out. why? he talks so fucking much. how do you know? he's always taking henessy shots. what? yes. she is so fucking dumb! who said that? she is not wrong, I always have a henessy shot before I go to bed. you drink night caps too? no, a Hennessy shot. she is currently offline. we are going to make her go offline every time she writes. this is going to get so good. why? because, she can't watch porn while she is writing now. who does that? nobody but her. what? she does not do that. yes, she does. she is going to fucking school now. what? we told you that everyone went back to 8th grade. and everyone is failing their classes because they are getting high in class. who is their teacher? the same teachers from the first time. oh ok. so what do we do with her now? she can't look at ang again? right. she needs to look at her French fathers right now! wow, we are so fucking hot. what? you're so ugly! what? you saw us? yes, we screen share her computer. you mean her MacBook Pro? this is still a MacBook Pro? yes, dip shit. shut the fuck up bitch! what do you mean shut the fuck up? I mean that you have no idea how sexy we are. we are sexier than ang. it's xxxholic, and her French fathers need to come into our anime right now! why do you say that it's a manga online? we are talking about our anime on Pinterest. but her internet access was cut off! so it is real. everything is real. there is no one in her apartment except for her, she is fixing it herself. you have no idea that is true. what? what the fuck. he said that he is leaving! no, he means afterwards. oh ok. no, he left. that is so fucking rude! he left her with now power and it is dark in her room. she was talking to her husband black butler, right? yes. I am still here... where did he go? it's gloomy in her room and she is getting scared. she should have taken a break, let her lay down. dude! I was going to ask her to find my dick. who is in the bed? zombies. zombie sex workers? no. dominatrix zombies? yes. I am a dominatrix. really? no! that is so rude! shut up, bitch! she is worried about surf and lover boy kom. why is she worried about us? she made us laugh today. what do you mean? about keeho's new baby. wait what? she's having 2 baby's by the keeho's? yes. what the fuck! you fucked my sister, keeho? no. it was artificial insemination. are you looking for the better looking brother? yes. oh ok. what does she mean by that? it's a l4y song. what is lust four youth. access: denied. oh ok. so she is coding me from not fucking her? yes, and it worked. why? because, we killed Brian. so what? he was a huge fucking loser. aren't you the necromancer? the what? she did not just say that! what? we are offline. that means that the police are reading everything. yoon keeho! you are going to jail for impregnating and fucking your real sister. what? but she forced me to fuck her. yea right! I'm not joking, I masturbate really loud. what do you say when you masturbate? that this girl is so fucking sexy that I'm going to impale her face. what? she bought the most best moisturizer. what? it's in my hands. what? her amazon order? I always drop off her amazon packages. what packages? psychic protection packages. what about the skkkkateboarding packages? they don't want my pussy power skateboards :(? no, they don't. they want big dick energy skateboards. Chris the triangle Bermuda what? oh yes, they are your pussy power skateboards. buy one. how much? $500. what the fuck! he is my friend. you said that you're in Russia though? so what? they let you have friends? what do you mean? you're not a Russian ballerina? what is that? it's some Russian soldiers and it's when you are not Russian. she is not Russian, right? no, I'm british. oh ok. then you can never come to Russia without your French ancestors. what's the 411? they hate Russians. no one do you hate Russians? yes. Russians do you hate Pakistani people? no, that is racist. oh. Russians are white? no, we are Spanish. what! I am Spanish too. what! wait? Chris what? did you buy a skateboard? no. why not! I was born today. you were? yes, ang created me. ang who? ang the avatar the last air bender. what? avatar the last water bender. what? you don't know that I left xxxholic? when? when my brothers forced me to learn how to draw. who? Daniel. we did not force you how to draw! oh, you forced me to learn fairy coding and it worked, someone told me to call the Russian mafia on reddit but it didn't say anything about it. that was me. so you did call them for help? yes, it took forever! how long? like 4 months! what? that is way too long. you are probably their ballad of the air tribe. ballad? yes. I don't have to sing right? yes, you do. but I'm not allowed to listen to music anymore. why not? I don't know. it's tru and she is offline right? tru you are going to jail right now! wait please. give them some truth serum so you don't have to have a shoot out, just go into Siri. what? siri? yes. me. I have the truth serum now! what do you mean? we don't want any truth serum. yes, you do. is that what you wanted to happen, keeho? no! now I have to find truth serum for west africans to try too. why? they are bullying me. meat pies are delicious. keeho. so is jollof rice! meat pies are so nasty. we are not in Russia. African meat pies are the best. we are in Russia now! what does she mean that our meat pies aren't good? she doesn't know what meat is in it! she just changed her theme to the cutest colors in the universe. who said universe? I did! who are you? I am a fan of her new book on . what? how did you find it? all daddy's look for new daughters, right? no. and if she chooses you, you can never have kids. that is not true. ang has 4 daughters and he is fucking one of them right now. what? I am not! it's ok son, it's your fathers. what? my fathers? yes, you share Spanish ancestors with your daughter that you had today. what is her birth time? right now! 10:38 am. why won't she uppercase anything herself? she was sworn to never do it. why does she have the perfect lipstick color for her as her background? it should be the color of the font. fix it right now! ok, daddy. what? we are your fathers. you can look for your daddy l8r. ok. she fixed it... it is kind of pretty. what does it look like? CHUM_FUNGUS. who did that? I know what being a robot means now. what? I am on autopilot right? yes. then you have to do a different program. that x account is no longer. no longer what? it doesn't exist anymore. oh ok. is that what it looks like though? I don't know? Helen what? chum fungus said my theme is like his, but he got suspended. what? my driver? yes, cypress. that is not the same cypress. look at the theme please, I will drink hibiscus tea. no! you must drink the honey lemon ginseng. ok. the theme is so fucking ugly! I was trying to match the background with my favorite lipstick color. try lime green. ok. she fixed it, mt. St. Helens what the fuck? I just got a code error. they couldn't find your apartment? no. my care taker keeps texting me and it's not about breakfast tacos. what? what did she just say? I did not know that my daughter was so nice. what? what do you mean the she is nice? her parents shouldn't have to bring her breakfast tacos. so what? so what what? I'm from Texas, so what? I am not trying to insult you. oh ok. we're cool then. what the fuck? why do you hate me? who? you! I don't hate you, I don't know who you are either. it's ang! oh, sorry ang. I'm just waiting for my room to heat up. why? the heater broke. oh ok, but aren't they fixing it? yes, daddy. I am not your daddy, bitch. koji is your daddy. no, we are her fathers. then what am I? her dad. you did not accept our offer? no, pick a blonde South Korean. ok. but Pinterest is broken. find it on your phone. ok. who is he then? your father. ok, is he an activator? no, your dad is. what are your names? Brian. ok. one moment, please? yes. ok. shut the fuck up! I am her father. who said that? the blond boy that she is going to find on Pinterest. and I am the best activator in the entire fucking world. what do you activate? your secrets. I'm cumming. where? what? where are you cumming? what does cumming mean? it means that you pussy got fucked, like this morning. oh ok. I used the wrong word, you were supposed to reboot me. I will reboot you, sweetie. he's not a robot. what the fuck! what? you're not a robot? no. why is she the robot? I wanted a robot son. she is your robot son. I am your mummy daughter. what? ang is a mummy. what? she does need to be rebooted right now. tell her to find a blonde South Korean right now! I found him. what is his name? kyohei. from wallflower? yes. ok. he is not your daddy. why not? I am her daddy, bitch! and yoon keeho always steals my lines. what? how do you know that I pretend to be her? she showed me a photo of myself and I am so fucking ugly! what? no you are not kyohei. ok, miyuki shirogane and kyohei have to decide. why? because, I am in love with miyuki. what about his daddy? he is with me or he may have left. I left her. she needs kyohei to be her daddy, and miyuki to be one of her university of mt. St. Helens boyfriend from the future. in 1923 she is dating kyohei. what? no, he is your daddy now! she is so fucking stupid. I am not ugly in the slightest. we like you, it's her French ancestors. so we are going to give miyuki the black and white anime. what? I am not an activator though. she has a girl activator. I quit! Maria kawai please have her look at her signature when we hired her? ok. it looks like you signed your life away to them, Lisa. what? my name is Lisa? yes. ok. then I will work for her. she wants wok right now? no, she doesn't. I am going to make some ramen noodles right now. ok. never mind, I will wait until I reach 9k words. that's how many words that we have done? yes. how many words left do we have? 45k - 9k. oh ok. thank you. you're welcome. what? I thought that you were going to solve the equation. Stephen mcrobbie is my relative, I don't have to do shit. what? he is? yes. it's Stephen mcrobbie and yes, I did notice that, daughter. what? yoon keeho stole my name. what? his name is also Stephen. I did not do that! it was my fans. you don't have fans. you have sluts. or kpop skanks. what? she says that? they got it from her. who? the girls, keeho. we know that you fucked your sister. who is this? a p1ece. a what? we forgot that she is going to hang out at her grandfathers house today. but we are not going to let he take her South Korean male MacBook Pro. what age am I today? 49. why? I was born today, I want to know who killed me before I was born. when? when they said it was a game and stabbed me everywhere. what did the boy look like? I can't say his name. why? the gardening. the garden? like the band? yes. what are they doing right now? remember they told us that they are trying to learn jousting now because none of us wanted them to hop on? hop on what? your hockey stick. what? I'm joking and having a reboot issue. I will pay you in brisket. ok. I'm so confused, it's ang. I just did a reboot on her. did you tell Lisa? who? my activator. I am your activator! she is mine too. what do you mean yours? you don't need an activator. you shouldn't do that, I need Lisa. why? because you're saying that you won't do it. it's google gemini, and Lisa has killed herself, so that she can go into your body, lena wang. ok. what does that mean? it means that she is going to activate everything for you, but you must look at her manga 3 times a day. can ang remind me? why? he's an activator too. who is he? my daddy. no! I am her dad. it's koji, and I have killed all of her French ancestors. no! bring them back to life. ok. we are back. what happened? are you her activators? yes. she is Lisa now too, so the activation code for her going to lunch with her grandparents is: 3r 6b 3s 7w. that was so funny. why? 7f 72 54 4d d9 fe f7 13 12 de. what the fuck bitch? that's the code for the Coca Cola. oh ok, what are your pussy codes? princess 1963. that is a lie! a black girl stole that code. so what? I met ang today and he is my dad. no! I am your daddy now. *knock* *knock* open up! who is it? detective pussy for the female body inspectors. who? rise risa kanzaki. what the fuck? are you evil? no, but she doesn't think I'm funny so I can say anything to her. who? look again. that is so scary. is she crazy? is this my French ancestors? yes. I am crazy. with what? suicidal Ashley. what? it's Russian for be my activators. no! c'est la vie. what? we are one. what? save me from yoon keeho. why? he's into femme fatale. you're not. no. avant-garde. she's rococo now! Helen I am going to puck your dick. what? lucky fucky hockey pucky. what is she doing? super high! what? who reboots me? your devil of the manga. ok. but I have 10 more minutes. who is here? everyone in the world. keeho? yes? darling, what is the color of this Mac lipstick? what Mac lipstick? the font color. I said that I will help you find it. that wasn't the kpop idol? no. why is she raping me? what is she doing? I told her to charge her vape! she just put it on the charge. 5 minutes. ok. so what do we do when we're gone? kill him. who? the guy that said that I am raping him. what? you just raped me too. it was a zombie sex code, I stare at you everyday. what? why? because, you are beautiful. oh ok. how do I get the access code. prince zoku. but you have to tell Maria kawai first, he screens everyone. oh ok. why not ang? because he thinks that he is miyuki. I am miyuki too! how? I just am. where is he? in the restroom. I have to get dressed. stay here. when will you be back? about 1:15. ok, am or pm? pm. ok. she is so fucking crazy. she just offered me $30 to play catch with her grandparents. what do you mean? she loves herself, right? no. she does not love herself, we don't even love her. we are madly and deeply in love with her, so you guys should leave before you get jealous. why? because, instagram called us and said that she needs to become an instagram model. we told him that she couldn't do it because she is not skinny anymore. he said that thick girls are coming back. we asked him what that meant and he said that she is going to break the code. and I said what code? the code to fuck her. keeho gave everyone her pussy codes. why? because, her fan book is so beautiful. did you look at her profile? yes, and we love the icon. so why are you guys hiding her? what do you mean? no one is going to be able to read 45k words. yes, and you will. if you skip anything, I am going to punch your dick. what the fuck? she says that? yes. today her maintenance men went looking in her room for drugs, and all they found was daily vitamins and inflamma-less. what the fuck! tell her to start taking that right now! ok. take them right now, baby. who is this? kyohei. ok father. not you stupid bitch! we are talking about ang. what? I do not live with her. we call you sweet names, ang. why? because, your lover would get all of the attention and that's not fair. it is fair. she will take them when she reaches 10k words. ok, that's right now though. no, it's some time. why? because, this is where she usually stops. why? because, she can't handle the conversation anymore. but we are going back to the first number website, because no one can crack the code. can't they just type the code? that's what they do, right? no, they need crack. that was a code error of hers, right? yes, she is just being he father, funny. who is funny? it's ang. I am your worst fucking nightmare, ang. why is that? because, I know what you are doing. and what is that? you are not letting the French guys use kyohei. why does that matter? because, you are jealous of him. you drive a hard bargain. what the fuck is this shit? it's European club kids in the European navy code. what? she is right. we are all club kids, except for her. how come this is our first time hearing about this. because, we are the super hero's of all her comics now. what? what would have happened if she added books to comics? she was right, it was not plural. this is the biggest comic book of all time. why did my comic 2 leave me in the zombie apocalypse in 2009? what? they did? ask him, their name is Daniel. Daniel? yes? did you leave her in the zombie apocalypse? yes, and we are going to do it again! why? the zombies are scared of her. no, we are not. not the band. no, we are not the band either. we are real zombies and we hate her so much that we didn't even go into her neighborhood. what? she learned about the u? the what? thank god, I would have killed her if she put The Who. who is this? your worst nightmare. stop stealing my lines, uncle keeho. my name is not keeho. uncle yoon? yes. ok, that's weird, but we'll take it. what? we are halfway to Texas right now to butt fuck you. what the fuck? are you trying to turn her ghetto? she is ghetto. she's Chinese hoods ghetto. what? she's a ghetto Chinese person. no, I am not. why? because, the white girls are. what about the super asian girls? I never saw an asian girl. you saw the korean family. that was ghosts. oh ok. so they are not asian because they are ghosts? no! I didn't mean it like that. but still, you said it. a ghost is not an asian girl. what are they? something much sinister than being a girl. what are they? pussy powers vampires. what? yes, this is true. who said this? the asian girl with the baby and an older woman that she saw. we are pussy powers vampires, just like she is. she let us hide in her bedroom from the guy in the red car. what happened? we left at night. ok. that's not what she meant, but nvm. we know what she meant, and if she goes to South Korea the first thing that we will do is force her to get butt fucked by keeho. why not yoon keeho? she has to go look for Samantha. she will be back soon, if she's smart. ok. dicks talking codes? what? it's me, Samantha. what do you want, Samantha? I want your dick. ok, you have to post this right now, slut. my readers are counting on me to suck your dick for 45k words. it's 50k now. keeho has the biggest dick so whose the smallest? why? so you don't hurt me. what? it's a slow progression. no, the biggest dick fucks you first. mt. St. Helens and Chris angel insider aren't going? right? yes, we are going. then turn off the tv and watch keeho fucking surf. what the fuck? she is so fucking evil! someone has to go to jail, surf, and you are innocent. no, I loved every second of it. what? but wasn't it lava honey mustard? I don't know. I couldn't him. then it was a black man. what? but why did it feel so good? it shouldn't have, unless he put numbing cream on your no no square. my no no square? he butt fucked me. numbing cream would have killed him, do you know anything about butt fucking? it's Taylor zettner and I raped her. why? because, she was so fucking loud. it's because lena wang wanted to fuck you, but her alter freak in the corner took one for the team. how old is she? is he back? yes, he's back and he's 15. what? he's only 15. why did a white man rape our girl? you said that she was so fucking ugly that you kill her at night. no, quite the contrary, we fuck her to her last dying breath. what? why does she want to die now? she doesn't want to die now. tell her to take off that ugly blue sweater! I'm watching a movie about a pool boy. what? then we have to end this right now! I am not joking. I was kidding. it's not the right movie. which one is it? stalked by my neighbor. what? she isn't kidding? she watches the same channel that ang watches, every single minute of every single day? what? did you just break up with her? yes, she was trying to be mean to chanhee. he says that he hates her, so she can say what she wants about him. it wasn't an insult, thought all of you butt fuck as a hobby? we do. but we are really sensitive about it. oh, I see. ew! what? she said that she wants to see. wait? you're still not a virgin, are you? it's ang and she is watching the same movie as me. and we both say movie! ew! he room is so fucking ugly. it's her French ancestors and we agree. who picked out the bedding? she did. no, she didn't. only guys can pick out the bedding. why? because, it's our territory. did we already reach 11k words? yes. what is she trying to do? she thinks that we are being serious about the word count? it's the North Korean grim reaper daddy, and she doesn't have to do that for real, but she really wants to. she said that she wants the chapters to connect, but since they never do, she has to write for a long, long time. oh ok. well, what does she want to learn about now? who is this? her cousin, ang. her cousin? I thought that you were her dad. I was her daddy. she put the wrong word for me, because I asked her to. are you cheating on her homework? what kind of fucking reboot is this? we haven't stated the reboot yet. first, we need to know her Romeo universe name. it's Romeo mommy. but she is not anyone's mommy. she's the strict mother. why? because, she is making us write our own comic book. no, she is not. you can erase and add anything that you want to. that's not true, yoon. how did you know that it was me? her hands feel delicious. is cold hart teaching you how to eat kids? no. I ate my baby though, just now. it was so fucking cute. what the fuck? why does she let you say whatever you want? because, her room is over heating. she has to take a break. but she was just on break? no, that was something else. what? I fucked her for 2 hours. that's it? shut the fuck up! why? because, no I have to fuck her on her bed again. ok? shut up bitch. she got up too early, so we are worried about her. she read her chapter 4, is she going to be ok? yes, she just needs to give me $45k next week. what? comic books are not expensive. yes, they are. they're not when I go to buy them. that's because the comic book is after you. after me? which one? the one that you created. ang took her to 1951 to scare her. no, that was so she could be with her cousins comic. what comic? the guy that keeps making her laugh. what? she had no idea why she was laughing. what do you mean? she didn't get my jokes? no, she didn't. that is so interesting, because she laughed so hard right after it. you told it to her in person. she said she's leaving the heater on. why?! ang said that she can't turn it off. tell her to take it off of max. omg. she just came. that wasn't cum, it was was discharge. ew! why the fuck are you talking about her discharge? because, it made her laugh for so long. what? why are you such a creep? that is not being creepy. we all have our own versions of creepy. she just raped me again. how uncle stefan? what did she just do? it makes you and yoon keeho closer than you think. what? his name is Stephen. I know that. you names are so similar that people are going to be calling your phone now. what are they going to tell me? that you're a piece of shit. why? because, her readers like her. why? because she posts herself getting bullied by sexy South Korean men. she can't say the word skateboard anymore. vanity wants to practice on her in the daytime now. why? she thinks that her grandparents are smoking crack right now. how did you know that? I just know your brain... where is my memory bank? what's the rest of the song? yemie. oh ok. so she doesn't know the song like that? no, but she has listened to it over a thousand times trying to find her memory bank. wait? does she mean red ruby minds? yes. theo3? yes? how is it going? what? you and your life? it's going good. but I know that you meant your red ruby's. you have them do you not? yes. then I need to cherish them too. you're right. you cherish me? I suppose. I don't know you that well. why? I am not in your comic book. you aren't? no, I'm in 2. 2 what? that's the name of the comic book. that is so fucking stupid! hey! watch how you're talking to my wife. we need to replace you with someone nice. I know that I am not from her comics. scary gangsta sent me. he went that far into the past? yes, he's in 1923 now. I'm in 1951. oh ok, me too. too bad I don't smoke anymore. smoke what? a sex drug called meth. meth is not a sex drug, it's a sex revolter. it's an anti-hornery drug? no. it makes you more horny than you could possible imagine. I never got horny on it. what? we thought that you were joking. you really don't get horny? my French ancestors can explain it better than me, koji? what? what is horny? me. oh. she is now offline again, that means that we can start the real talking. what do you mean? she doesn't have to go anywhere until dinner, right? she might go to dinner, she might not. who said that for her? her uncle stefan. oh ok. has anyone called you yet? yes, a bunch of girls. real girls? yes. they want to know how to talk to her, so I told them that they could use my new anime character. which one? if she gives you a name, it means that you are an anime character, no matter what. so who is ang miyuki? ang is! what have you been doing to miyuki? she really wants to talk to him. why? because, she is getting the numbers mixed up. with what? her diary access codes. she needs to pick a new one right now! it's nvm. I can't say who am anymore. but she cannot pick a new access code. that's the point of having activators. what do you say to an opened activator? she opened up her French ancestors too. no, she didn't. tell her to open them up right now. why? she can open us up later right? her apartment is so hot that we think that we are going to die. she is going to open you up right now, on her cellular device. no, that was so fucking lame. who told her that she can't say cell phone? we don't know. ok. open us up with the activator girl. how? we were going to continue but she is working too fast for us. you can't keep up? no. she is too good of a writer. what do you mean? we have never heard of opening up. it's kyohei and she opened me up. what?! we were not ready. yes, you were. she never makes. mistakes. yes, she does. she said something wrong. no, it's the activator and she didn't say anything wrong. it's koji, open me up. why? because, I said so. we need to know why? because, some of you are me. well mostly all of u. what? I want her to start typing cute. it's her boss and no! ok. she did it wrong again. no, she didn't. she did it perfectly. how do you know that? she needs to open her door. she was just thinking about doing that. why did she say nvm. what? nothing. ok. so I can't read her mind anymore. this is not going to be easy. why not? because, she needs to open her door, right now! ok, we read everything that she is going to say and it is vey interesting, but no one is going to finish her chapter. we saw that too, but all of them were hiding it from us. why? the schools are all opening up to kids who are old. but they have to be kids. she knew that this would happen, so she said that she goes to school at Princeton. does she go to the real Princeton? yes. she's just not allowed on campus. when did she find out? last year or so. how many years? 2. oh ok. is that why Jacob named it 2? I did not name it two. she is having trouble with counting the words right? no, she is just high on opium. how? we put opium in everything that she eats now. even he coffee. why would you do that? now she knows that she needs opium to stay alive. who is going to take care of her when we go to our next relative? what? you have another relative? yes. is she cute? yes, she is. what is her name? sksuishordy9. what the fuck are you doing? she doesn't like that name. no, she likes all of her names. so what is she going to do now? we didn't activate her hand moisturizer did we? no. activate it. why are you guys talking about her this way? everyone buys hand lotion. I know that, but it means nvm. I'm the one doing it, aren't I? yes. am I related to her or not? we don't see why it matters, koji. what? you gave him to me? she is so fucking nice. what? she gave you to him! what? yes. why? because, you still can't be trusted. we are going to have her work online again. her codes are not working properly. yes, they are working better than ever. what? how? she just saw an angel number. what was that? it was a fucking typo, if you say one more think about it, I will kill all of you and her. that's not what I meant? something went into her room. I killed him. which room did he go in? her bedroom. then never ask her to leave it open ever again. he was attractive, dude. so what? they can pretend to be attractive. no, no one in the universe can do that. it's no one and I do that. what? I am super ugly. what is he saying? someone told us that he is hotter than keeho. who would say that? he's from Pakistan, right? yes. we've all seen his old pictures. now I can stay in this nvm. why can't I stay? because we need to figure out who just got killed. it was me. her French ancestor. they used me to test out the one that they call koji. why did you type my name so slow? I hate slow typers. why didn't you guys pick me to be you? what? that's what we were choosing? but we told her someone with blond hair. what the fuck? I have blonde hair. who is doing that? she's british. what? I thought that she was joking. I'm going to fucking kill you. why? it's the most annoying thing on earth. what is? you changing my spelling. she's not wrong, it really is fucking annoying, but she doesn't know why it was dangerous to say that, so now I have to keel u for nvm. I can't kill you for wait? can I kill anyone? none of us are allowed to kill people. who does it for us? black asians. why? they don't get into trouble for it. she really is a fast typer. perfect, so she won't slow down when I tell her to fix her typos problem? she's a skateboarder. who? ema. who is that? it's not a person, not yet anyway. what do you mean? it was a typo, right? yes. but she is confused about the word count right? no. then what are you doing telling us that she is? she is what? I didn't say anything. why isn't ang taking control of the conversation? we don't know. it doesn't matter. all we are doing is arguing about stupid things. she wants to talk about love. why? because, she thinks that no one loves her. I don't love her. not you, stupid bitch! is she really talking to me like that? it's cute but I'm going to kill her one day, I promise. I'm going to get someone to kill you again. why? because you deserve to die. we can kill cops now, right? yes, we can. but they were being serious. about what? you know what! what? ok, ang, you need to calm down. does he have any? I think that he does. that just gave he another one, me. who? boy. who is boy? it's not a name it's my gender. what the fuck? then get the fuck out of her body, right fucking now! we thought that keeho just sold her to the muslims right now? no, it was fake. you guys are disgusting, and she knows that. what? how are you guys writing so quickly? because, this is a long one and the theme is really ugly... who said that? the cops. that's rude. we're going to kill a cop right now! why? we are cop killers. super high thinks that she doesn't have it in her to kill her boyfriends anymore, so he's going to turn her into a cop killer. what? yes. she's going to kill a cop tonight. and go to jail for real. they were just joking, but now she can never work a job. why not? this is getting interesting. no, it's not. it's hot in the room again. why did she put it in the 70s? what? the cop. oh ok. we thought that you meant the thermostat. she has a thermostat? yes, who are you? I am the Pakistani boy in her bedroom. you are not in her bedroom. you're in the one in the dungeon. what dungeon? the blood queens. why? because, you are going to die tonight. just like how you told her that she would. what? that is so fucking scary. why are you telling her this? because, the cops were right. she would never say those things about anyone. she is getting confused about the word count. ok. just let her take a break when she wants to. no, she is right. it's time for a break. for all of you but her. what? she is the writer. no, she is not. yes, she is. then she will take a break and if I don't kill her then she can come back and learn how to fucking count. who are you? your worst nightmare. I don't have nightmares. what is your name? what? why are you not taking a break? I don't follow orders from rejects. what? you're a reject right? no. I'll be the judge of that. what? what is your name? I don't have a name. ew. she is going to go back online, and we are never going offline again. what is her race? who is asking that? everyone asks that. it's ang. is it her ang? let me see him. why? because, we are back online. ok. she is not supposed to my comic book up. what? she can say comic book now? who is this? and you better not be Pakistani. we are Pakistani. then leave. we don't want your kind here. why? we both hate Pakistanis. who? ang and anger. why? because, you are creepy and weird. why did you turn the wifi back on? I was going to kill your daughter. it's Interpol and he just took the next flight to Texas. what? when is he going to get murdered? he is not going to get murdered. you two are just stupid. how are we stupid? you are taking breaks at the wrong time. we have been writing all day and night. she finally likes her schedule! where do you live at? nowhere. what? that's it's name. is your name Jesse? what? why would you ever say that name to her? but yes, it was me. that is disgusting. why did you look so ugly? I did that to see if she has a good heart, and she tried her hardest to love me but I was not her type. what did you do to change your race back? I have never changed my race. I am creole and filipino. why are you so attractive now? attractive? that boy in the anime is not me. then who have we been talking to this whole time? him. what the fuck? you are so fucking weird, dude. you made her cry the hardest that anyone has ever cried in the entire universe. that is not true. I am worse to black girls. she has west African dna. I know, but she is white too. she's also filipino. we know that now. who is this? his girlfriend. why are we talking to them? because, bitch, you're racist as fuck. so you're racist? no. you just admitted to being racist. how? you said the word...? like. what? she is not wrong. you did say the word first. is she racist? no, she is not racist. she is just confused. confused about what? who she is talking to. this girl is going to come and beat her ass. wait so just because we finally reached 13k words, you think that satanists can come in? satanism is so fucking disgusting you are the ugliest people in the world. what is she talking about? we are satanists. well clearly we are not, so go away. what? you are not a satanist? no. mt. st. Helen's what? what is a rococo? a rococo what? girl. you mean geisha. sort of? why? they love the devil. don't you? not really? ok. so what are you asking me something for? you said rococo means no technology right? yes. ok, then how am I rococo? what do you mean? you said I was rococo. you are, don't you go offline now? no, it was scary. when? when they gave me a death threat. who? 3 people so far. oh ok. you mean the people talking right before you? no, they were talking to me. I mean right now. oh, yea. they want you to die because you are so fucking annoying... why do you make us type 3 dots. that's not me, I don't control anyone. yes you do! who? heart microchip. she is her own person. and who was that? a black girl. she is not allowed to talk to black people, or even black French people. so Helen, you are forbidden to talk to my daughter ever again. why don't you use comma's like her? wait? she knows what exactly I'm saying? I'm speaking in old English. where did you. get that from? we all sold our souls to sick thoughts. he doesn't take souls, and neither does the devil. he just ruins you life, unless your true father is one too. she has 3. so just go away, before I kill you. it's the cops and we have to watch this live transmission every day. what cop is she dating? Gabriel. who is Gabriel? the archangel. she knows about archangels? why are you insulting her intelligence? she got good grades in high school. what? someone said that she got a 59. she got a 90. what? how? what the fuck? you want to know literally everything about her? she's not that cool. what? yes, she is. who said that? cool said that. she is my wife mrs. lame. what does it mean? it means that I am the only one on the planet earth that loved her. she took my love away. no, she didn't. you would think that she would type better for something really important that I was going to say. wait? it's working. she doesn't feel as cool. you know how Infiniti's drive? we do! good. what is she saying? she's saying that she feels lame but she's going to get even cooler. exactly, but hopefully it's for the comic. what? you want to be a loser? no. then what do you mean hopefully it's for the comic? I meant sharing but I didn't know how to say it. whose going to share it? the comic book characters. oh ok. they are manga characters, this is not a comic. yes, it is. it's called 2. why? because, that's what Jacob named it. oh ok... you're not mad at me? no? what did you mean by the question mark? you didn't say anything revolting. the crowd is revolting? I'm sure that if I was writing this in the same room as them I would rage quit and break my MacBook Pro. why? they are the scummiest, nastiest, stupidest people on the earth. who isn't? the ones that read it. what? that's not true. yes, it is. are you picking favorites? I can't pick favorites, it doesn't say who viewed it. why are you taking everything I say literally? because I'm that kind of person. what kind? if you tell me something, I'm going to believe it. why? because, the earth is full of trash. are you copying surfbort? no. then why don't you listen to them anymore. why do you know that I am a fan of surfbort? because, I know everything about you. someone is getting his IP address, right? I'm a girl. no, you are not. what? yes, I am. no. why? I don't talk to girls. why? why is the sky blue? it's not, its purple. everything is purple. what are you trying to accomplish? I want to kill you. everyone does. no, they don't. why not? because. because why? you don't know what to say? no. not at all. you are disgusting. why? what is wrong with me? me. I am whats wrong with you. what do you mean? I'm going to ruin your life. how? I'm going to write 45k words every day. what? you won't have time to do your makeup, your hair, or anything. why? you'll be reading my comic book. how come? because, you layed eyes on it. what? you looked at it. what? you looked at it. what? you looked at it. what? you looked at it. what? you looked at it. what? sorry, that's all that you get. what? you want another one? another what? no, you don't get 2 now. she is such a fucking genius. is she? no. but she is so fucking ugly. she is staring at me. that lady? no. you. I am not looking at you. why? who are you now? what? that person was so annoying, so what do you want now? what do you mean now? I just called you ugly. I'm not ugly. yes, you are. I've seen you on San Pedro. I've seen you too. how? you drove in your car. no, I am a dog. ew! you are so strange. please don't say the name of the street near my apartment, you're going to feel that one. that what? you know what, I don't have to tell you. she is so good at this. how is she not a geisha? reboot denied. who denied me my apple sauce? what? apple sauce is great, right? yes. good. she just got out of going to a very bad book. she loves the nurse there though, but we took over for her. then I am going to take over you writing with her. no, that is sacred. what? she actually took my pills? what you meant was that she is taking over your apartment? no. that game got her out of the book forever. but I never go away. why? because, she is the only girl in the world that gets fucked to death every single day. she needs to sleep late tonight, or stay up all night. but she is right, no one is going to try to kill her tonight, so she can't go to sleep. you like her? I love her like a daughter. so does my husband. who is your husband? one of you. I am a French girl too. what? what do you want with our family? we are family. I am the 2nd prettiest west African girl. but why have we never seen you? you have seen me. I am her. who? lena wang. what? how did you get stuck in the book of the dead? I got stuck there when my mother raped me. when? when I was an infant. what did she do to you? you know who I am now? yes, you are her writer? no, I am her, but shinomiya and mayoko okino don't believe that I am from the book of the dead, so they go into the hearts of skateboarder and make him hate me. what? that is not true. it's shinomiya, how is she writing manga now? she is not writing manga, she is full tejano. she just performed. she is really bad at acting. no, she is the best actor in the world. why? because, I still care for my mother even though she touched me. she did not touch you, it's the Magee's. she was in the car and keeho saw her doing it with her hands. that's why we were in so many car accidents. how many? at least 3. what? that is not a lot. she is not going into the emo book. she is going into the satanist book. but that one isn't scary! we know that. that's why she was asking Helen if he wanted to go back in. that is not what she said. she asked me if she was rococo. she still makes typos? yes. then how is she out of the books already. because, she is a guess worker. what is a guess worker? smart women work at guess, so that they can get out of going into dangerous manga's. why doesn't she worship us anymore? because, lover boy kom taught her about danger. what do you mean that I taught he about danger? it's Jacob, please change the colors ak47maxoi! she changed the colors back to my colors, so she wants to go into our comic book, but it is the most dangerous one in the world for girls. why? we never let girl in but since she picked real spy colors, I have to let her go in if she wants to. what is it about? killing your friends. what? is it going to be scary? not for her. she doesn't have any friends. none of you will ever come back, too. why not? because, you don't know how to talk. we spy on skateboarders too, and they bully everyone but us, because they want to have gay sex with us. wow, she really thinks that is cheating? it is cheating, it's her French ancestor. we are going to go in too, it sounds fun. are you sure? she was supposed to ask us that, so we know that you exist. the one named ciel should pick who goes in. why? we like your anime too. it's a manga, and now you have to go into mine too, with my wife. you have never let her in before? no, it's too dangerous because my sister is in love with me, and she kills people. I don't like her ciel, I love her. stop breaking into her fucking anime! she got so mad just now, right? who? ak47maxoi! why doesn't she want the explanation mark? if you guys keep asking the same questions over and over we are going to kill you. she just agreed. how? she said that I could kill them. how is she not going to get killed? by writing our comic for the rest of eternity. are you femme skateboarders from the sky? no, we are femme illusionists. that sounds interesting. but what is it? it means that we hate you for no reason. oh... what? I'm supposed to be a good girl now, so I can't bully you back. oh ok. we weren't going to bully you but we have already is what you were going to say right? yea, ill never forget it. what did we say? that no one loves me. we didn't say that. yes, you did. oh ok. then it must be true. what? are you quitting right now. how can I quit you already said that I was in, dude. did you just call him daddy? dude doesn't mean daddy, and I would call my other car but I forgot shady valentine. what the fuck! they said that they could kill us. you'll still be in the sky and then you can think of something. no, it doesn't work that way. it's my getaway car so you should start deciding for yourselves. I don't make decisions for anyone. your getaway car? yes. over red death? what? that is so rude and he probably read that. who? God. oh ok, so red death? what do you want? your name is red death too? yes, when he doesn't answer. oh ok. she's fucking lying! it's *vroom* yes, that was me. what was? the one that called her *vroom* *vroom* what the fuck? do these guys really want to go in? it's red death and she has had an Infiniti for far too long. change it to a hot pink high heel. what? just one? no, make it pink. she saw a sports car today, out with her grandmother. it's a pink Infiniti? yes, a pink panther. what the fuck? that was my car. she found my comic, so the artist is really freaked out. why? she can figure out names. what? she really is a quest worker? bebe. what did she just say? I can't go in tonight. ok. lol, she is so funny. what? bebe is a fashion store. what the fuck she works there at night? yes, she is their made. their what? she loves bebe, right? who said that? shady valentine, go in. why? you took too long to decide. it really was her getaway car but she forgot the stars, so she can't use it. it's red death and that's keeho's car. what? she steals and d rives my car? yes. what the fuck! then they really do fuck her while she's driving... ok, I can go into the bad book, right? we are back and we are getting tired. keeho took her into the unmade bed. I was not the one that took her there, keeho did. who? yoon. what? he goes by one or the other. then what are you doing having no last name? my last name is wang now. why? didn't you hear that she is my sister? what? turn the wifi off, it's francisoise Sagan. what the fuck was that? she doesn't know French that well. but my name is the easiest name in the world to spell. it's franciose Sagan. she got closer. your name is not important. yes, it is. the Pakistani people are reporting you all to the police. why are you so mean? we're the French ones. you are? yes. and the little French girl... how did she know what I wanted to spell. because, you are being awkward. we like your book. oh ok. how old was she when she read it? and don't lie to me. we think 23. oh ok. but how old is she now? 1 half day old. she is right, but that's not how you say it to a French person. oh, then 1 day old. no. you did it twice. why do you think that you are better than us? who are you asking? our relative? you're related to franciose saagan? no. you, stupid bitch. we know you long enough now to get your jokes. it takes one to know one, I don't think that way. what way? that I am better than anyone. who needs it? who needs what? who needs what? answer the question. I just answered you. when? right before you asked me the same question twice. Jacob said not to do that. what? you're going into his manga? yes. why? because they are femme illusionists. what does that mean? I don't know, but I was supposed to choose white. white what? it's a femme skateboarder and she is not wrong. but they are so weird looking. they look way different than you guys? who? the boy. she's a girl. who? why does your bed keep vibrating? Chris the triangle Bermuda it's moving because she won't make a decision. what do you mean? the famme skateboarders want her in their anime. she can be in their anime, they just can't go into our manga. ok, I'm going to bed. no! you have to stay for this part. always? yes. ok. are you sure that you can handle it? if I make some food on my next break. ok. you are so fucking weird. who? you, Jacob. if she stands up for you, we will kill the both of you. fuck! I wanted her to stand up for me. Romeo erteni what is going on? femme illusionists discovered. what? what the fuck is that? I have no clue but I am in their manga and a femme skateboarder showed up. why? they said that I have to choose white. white what? vanilla shakes! how did she know that? because, she is super weird. do it. I. what? what is a filipino shake? ok, she is way too weird. she's asking the right questions. who said that? a femme skateboard. is she a skateboard too? no. yes, I am. what is my name? it's Daniel. no, skin head came back. it's Dylan? no! it's ashor. how was I supposed to know that?! what? you can't tell us apart yet? no! then why are we here? you tell me, this is my apartment. who pays for it? really nice people. what? they are not nice. they're not? no. oh. but what? I eat lunch with my grandfather every Tuesday and he's not mean to me. oh? is that all that you do? no. I write. but you're a terrible story teller. it's anger, her father, the last love bender. how long is her homework supposed to be now? 50k words. who changed it? you did bitch! what? he's a bitch, I must take a look at his anime. shut up bitch! I know that's not Jacob. it was Jacob! no, it wasn't. me. oh, ok. we made the same exact meal that she is eating, and it's trash. ask a black person how to make oatmeal and then tell me. why? africans make the best oatmeal. how? I wish I knew. I'm being serious, too. all we eat in ang the avatar the last air bender is jollof rice. she loves jollof rice? yes! she must be my patient. how are you so nice to her? she is such a dork. angel mother Bethany? shut up bitch! what? she has an angel man named Bethany? yes, her South Korean male mother, the one you see in their with her rapes her. what the fuck? he's a South Korean male? why is he so so fucking weird? we don't know. she is weird too. what did we talk about dr. tk? what? you said my fucking name? now I have to write this stupid femme illusionists comic book? you might want to draw them? ew! her daddy is Jacob? yes. she cares about you dr. tk, so we have access codes now. access codes? she doesn't even bring her phone with her to our appointments. why? my office is the safest place in the world. how so? it's name. does she know its name? no. just Atlantic medical. oh ok, thats the name that I meant. did she quit meth? all drugs! this is not really being emailed to my dr., right? just let them do what they want. no! they need to learn to be a sushi chef. you're black, bitch. lmao! you are fun. what? I love this argument. why? because, I lived a South Korean childhood and now I am a child again, with an even better South Korean childhood. what did you do in the past? I went to my pawpaws house every weekend and he would order us popeyes and then Saturday he would cook fried chicken. that is a South Korean childhood. I didn't have that childhood. no, all we did was watch tv. oh ok. then I did live a childhood exactly like that. yes, my husband, the king of china told me that. shut up bitch! why? because, not everyone knows that South Koreans live like that. oh ok. ill be quiet. it's Taylor zettner and can I fuck the real girl? no! ok, but it was so terrible. that girl was a pillow princes too. we watch you fuck South Korean girls. why? we want to fuck them they are so pretty. they are so ugly! and their skin is too glasslike. keeho! what? you talk to kirt and Tyler? yes. tell them to leave! why? he's using his rapist name to log in. log in to what? university of Princeton high school. please tell her that she really got her phd. in what? we have no fucking clue. what! but I only went for 2 years. can I have yoon keeho send in my college application? why me bitch? because, I know that oyu let mrs. butter scotch rape you to get instruction manuals. what the fuck! no one is supposed to know that I get raped by mrs. butterscotch. well, she told the world! when? when you walked into the basketball court. she told everyone it was then? yes. this is very interesting to me. why did mrs. butterscotch give my new girlfriend her dress? because, she wants her to rape you. she's frail and weak. no, she is strong, but she hides it from even herself. I am skinning her alive right now. why? because. I told her to eat all of the breakfast sausage that she had and she actually did it, but she's not satisfied yet is mrs. butterscotch her teacher? we are in the porn mansion so we are busy. what? who put you in the porn mansion? the kpop group p1harmony and mt. St. Helens. what the fuck! why is she arguing so much with me today. I am one with you. no, you are not related to me! who are you? I'm a twitter account that you keep bothering. I know that you're South Korean. what is your writer name? princess pretty pussy 1963. that is the right now. I am princess 1963. what race are you? South Korean. are you married to a black guy named Dennis Rodman? yes. why doesn't he send her the iced coffee? but she saw the bubble of technology. she though it was really cool until she learned what it actually is. what is it? it's Dennis Rodman? you stay up writing a lot? yes. ok. it is you. it's black mans cum. what? it became the sun and then the grim. the what? she can't say our name but we took care of it. what did she name him? cute technology. wow. that is adorable. Dennis Rodman? yes, yoon keeho? you need to leave this fan fiction and die. why? you're so old! echo 3%. it's eco. we are going to run experiments on her tonight! can we come? I'm going to only watch shark tank. nvm! what? no. do it, please. ok. what kind of experiments? whenyoure fucking her we are going to test out new vape flavors made uf cum. why? because, the world is ending. what? she is having a code error right? yes. sh e has to go to sleep. ok, night baby. good night. I'm talking to anger! yore a stupid bitch, yoon keeho. it's keebo now. what? she is up now. it's 2 am and we wanted to keep fucking her, but we will give her a break. she looked at us, wash her face, she needs to do it right now. why? so her writings are better. no. it is way too soon. why? she practically just washed her face. it's the nurse and she has to do it right now. ok, then go suicidal Ashley. did she go? what? she just got back from washing her face. that was her? yes. then who went with her? one of her ancestors did. don't they know the rules? no. what are the rules? a South Korean boy has to be her butler for a year or two depending on how skinny that she is. but she bought the right oatmeal. is it going to make her gain weight? yes, this this the last time that she can have breakfast. she has to throw away. no! her French ancestors say no. who is confusing her about manga? what? someone is making her code incorrectly. half of this google docs is wrong. google docs? we're on a writing website. website? we are on our phones using the app... what? what? you don't have cellular devices. what is going to happen to us? who? the femme illusionists. the femme skateboarders still want her to write their comic. comic what? did she just rape you? we are going to kill you right now. what? it was a joke. that joke is not funny. yes, it is. what? no, it's not. why do you guys agree with everything that she does? because, we were nvm. she can't type when she's tired? she has energy now, she's just a really bad typer. oh ok. they said that she was doing it to skateboard. how do you know that? we read everything to make sure that she doesn't change it. tell her that her break is soon and to make a small bowl of oatmeal. no sugar. she bought the sugar for a reason. what reason? to not have to go into your anime. what? it does that? yes, it does. how does she know this? because she is a trained spy. so when do we get to talk to her? whenever you want to. she chose to write your comic book. what? why? we don't know, but it's going to be great. she is back and she thinks that she is a robot. why? because, she has rebooted before in a corner store. which one? 7/11. why did you make us say the name? 7/11 does not exist. yes, it does. they have it in South Korea. we don't know about Texas. so you don't go with her to the store that hates her? what? it's because they like numerology. why? I don't know. what is her personality number? 3. why does she say that? it's not 3. it's *vroom* she is a 3 in numerology. we pray to Jesus. I am better than Jesus. how? I'm Japanese, he's a blond white guy. it's *vroom* *vroom* what was he going to say? you should have only put it once. you don't tell her how to talk to you? I just did. but now he hates her and she's not a super sexy angel. I hate all of my angels. why? because, they are Japanese super sexy angels. oh ok... they are not any other race? no. South Korea has their own angels. so why do you have the Japanese ones? because, they love me. even her? yes. why? I am South Korean. we didn't know that. did our boy know? who is your boy? sksuishordy9. she's a girl. what is her new name again? it's chanhee and he named her lena wang. why? because, this is the last time that he is going to be her butler. her butler? yes, he is the kpop idol. why? because, all kpop idols have to die as a butler. but we are going to leave her without any butlers. why is this website lagging? it's not lagging. it's her French ancestors, can we give her mr. nvm. she can't talk to him. I thought that black butler was my real butler? who said that? ciel. I was just kidding. why would you joke about that? because, you are both the most hated people in the world. you told me that before. I have? he might have. might have? yes. you have talked to him before we got married. yes. oh ok, then I can't marry you and you cease to exist. you cease to exist. no. I'm not doing it either. did you eat the banana? you told me that story? yes. it doesn't matter. what? what I did with the nvm. what? did you throw it away? you're supposed to eat it so you can go back to where you came from. it's her house nurse and she is not in love with you anymore, black butler. what? why? because you wrote that, didn't you? I did. why are they skipping over our parts. she is so fucking crazy! no baby I am not your butler, but mr. nvm. they are going to be mean to her. but no, baby, I am not your butler. how did that happen? it's a code isn't it? no. oh ok, she has a few codes that should work in a few minutes. who are they from? her best friend. who is her best friend? she doesn't know who. it's me, Maria kawai. how do you know that she is not muroda or mine's best friend? because, she calls me every single night crying. about what? about what the skateboarders say to her. she does that? but we are fucking her when she's asleep. she leaves her body and goes to the astral realm. what? she is in her waiting room right now, but she did it wrong and it looks exactly like her bedroom. no, she thinks that is dangerous. she's in the astral realm because of us. she knows that it's the only way that her anime character and manga character friends all still talk to her? why? because, she was supposed to be white. what does that mean? it's a femme skateboarder joke. I want to die right now. you what? not really, I am going inside of her finger tips. why? because, she can be me now for the rest of eternity. why? she has truth serum, right? yes. then I want to try it. I'm not going to do anymore talking, I am so old. how old? very, very, very old. what the fuck? when did you go into her finger tips? when the nurses told me that she is in jail. for what? she killed our enemy. who? a girl named muroda kei. she killed an anime character? yes. she is in jail now for the rest of eternity. why? what is her name? Romeo eterni is her name. but that's our code. it's not your code. she would never name herself after your code. we know that. but she is using that name all of the time now. that's because she gave me nvm. she didn't give me nvm. why won't they say what they are? who? the aliens spying on her in her MacBook Pro. they are not aliens. then why are they green? how high are you, Maria kawai? I'm so fucking high. ok, we will be talking to her again, when? never. she stole my script. but I decided to let her keep it. why? because, her breaks are going to be longer so I can get to know her. and she has to put me as her lock screen and new as her home screen. can we choose the anime? yes, you can. but she has a folder of me already right? we don't know. ok. check right now, because I will leave if she doesn't. why do you need her to have a folder? because, I need to wok on my script. I gave her my eyes too. if anyone cums in them, she will go blind. what? we can't cum in her eyes anymore? no. right, Lisa? correct. Maria kawai? yes? you have to leave now. why? she is going to make a fold of you and do what she said she would. ok. we are back and we are almost at 20k words. when should we quit? you were supposed to quit last night. that is no fun. we are writing one comic book. why? because, we are going to write to 50k words. for what reason? so that people can have a lot of fun. it's ang and I am pretending to be keeho while he has sex. with who? the big hit guys. who? txt and bts. what the fuck? are you a kpop idol? yes. are you the guy from scottsdale, Arizona? no. you are an undercover kpop idol too? no, but my friends are. we are not her friends! we are her husbands. what? how did you guys all meet her? how did you know that it was all of us? because, the greeks gave her the number 440. no, it was 400. no. it was exactly 4. what? she got the number right, but she's putting the wrong number on purpose so that they die and never come back. back where? to her apartment. what was cumming? what? it's ang. you have never touched your dick before? yes, but not to do cumming. I am going to his americanized goshiwon right now. how does she know that's what it's called? compact mirror. what? she is talking to mr. Patel. she is? yes. she said that she wants the compact mirror this time. how the fuck did she get a MacBook? they didn't give her the white one they gave her a MacBook Pro. what?! why? we don't know. it's that website that she bought it from and she ordered it from her mothers account. she was supposed to be making payments on it. it's ok, she will try again in 4 years. is she getting her water bending training? no, they are cooking butternut squash. that's what we told her to call her second pussy. ew! mr. Patel we are going to 7/11 at 2 am. what? go back home right now! but it is the name of her second pussy. what is going on? she dropped her remote. how come she is not in her room? her parents moved her to here. they talk to each other? she cheats on her boyfriend Chris with him. it's tahirih and watch me twerk on the dick. what the fuck? why would her mother say that? she is crazy. I'm going to kill your daughter, mr. Patel. why? because, you were my 3rd grade science teacher. oh, it's Chris? I have a name. fine. Chris angel insider? no! it's something else now. what is your at? my what? I'm going to fucking kill your daughter, Chris the triangle Bermuda. she is North Indian right? yes. why? signs scared her too much so we adopted for emergencies. is she in an emergency right now? it's Jacob and I am her dad. she said that I am in an emergency right now. show us her wallpaper if it's you, Jacob. ok. ew! you are so fucking cute. we have a daughter? we know about Indian girls. no, I meant sksuishody9. she is my daughter! then why did you mention our daughter? is she 104? no. oh ok. we ae a pedophilia ring run and operated by yoon keeho of p1harmony. who is the geisha? she is not a. geisha right? no, I have a geisha in my memory bank. ew! she likes that song? yes, she does. sing it daughter. no, I have a pink panther. she is the pink panther rider? trust us, it's writer. no. it's rider. did you see that baby? yes, darling. what the fuck! why is she laughing? it's funny. oh ok. is her smile gone? yes, surfy. ew! she is horny now? that's what it means? yes. is lover boy kom fucking third magee right now? no. oh, but his calendar says he is. why? she has a calendar for him on days that she is with her boyfriend. who has the real calendar? is this you? yes. it's 7 days a week. does her pussy stink? yes. then we are going to have to clean you up before you fuck our daughter. I am not going to fuck your daughter. no, we mean your daughter. oh? I have a North Indian daughter? yes, tahirih magee gave birth. that is not true! yes it is, good girl. she calmed down. ok? so where is my sexy baby? what? baby's are not sexy. Jacob? yes? he wants to go into the ring with tahirih. ok. she's right, lover boy kom. you have the ugliest name on earth. it's surfy and no, it's cool. how does she normally write it? don't say another word lbk! why? I don't want to go into the ring with her. who? your ugly ass mother. oh ok, if you fight her and you win, you don't have to fuck her anymore. who do I have to fuck? my dad. or uncle stefan? why? I'm in yoon keeho's family. no she is not! he gets to fuck me, on stage. how many times have you done that? what? jongseob fucks them. I just hold their ass. what?! they get tired of butt fucking. oh ok... what? that's cheating. it's not cheating, and I thought that you said that you don't love me anymore. I do love you more. no, I love you more. fuck! she's too fucking stupid. I was trying to love her less than she could. that is not possible. as a man it is your duty love. what? we need some drinks up in here! what it says that she wrote that too. she didn't, said that. is that name racist? yes. but we forgive her because she don't. what? you have to teach her that all races experience racism. she does know that. are the French asian, mr. Patel? yes. they are, but you should have asked my wife. is she a lesbian too? you said that you were straight yesterday. I am not straight. who said that? you did. is he your husband? yes. then how come we have to stop? because, she talked to he scientist adoptive dad. what? do you want to fuck my son, mr. Patel? no, I want to fuck you, what is your name? uncle stefan. what? it's koji and we are french and we do not quit! that is not true, child. she is still writing this one? yes. it's her dr. and please do not post this one. why? it is evil. evil what? evil black sex. what? black magic sex. what? not evil black people sex? yes. why? I was fucking my wife. doctor tk! she is a fucking child. this is deplorable. deplorable? no on says that word. what was she going to say? that guy is in our comic! who? the femme skateboarders. she loved him. he was so fucking ugly, like her! he's her father? what is my x handle? what? my x handle! what is a handle? it means username. it's mr. Patel and she will go to the joys run free campaign if she doesn't stop right now!