Daddy, i h8 u

by sksuishordy9

she is so fucking mean, we are leaving. no, you are staying forever. she is my daughter too. who is this? someone that she knows but is afraid to say. she doesn't know you, who are you? someone who loves you more than you and her asian ancestors. what? they pretended to be French last night and today. she is going to write for 50k words each chapter, so she needs the ultimate help.

6. Chapter 6

diary access: denied. try harder. diary access: granted. what is the password? 45145. incorrect. access denied.

this is the hardest diary to write in the entire world. why? because, she chose the unmade bed, by francoise Sagan. how does she know about that book? she looked it up. how did she get a copy? she read it from the library. who is asking me questions? this was supposed to be tagline's. what? it was? yes. you ruined the programming already. it's going to take her a year to fix it. why? because, it's anger and I am now her tagline artist. why is she looking at the word count? each one is going to be how long? 6. 6 what? it's going to be 5k words. why? that is so short. no, it's not. and the first chapter is supposed to be the longest chapter in a comic. what comic? we're writing in comic style. why? because, she can't write manga. it's impossible, for her. why? because, she always plays by the rules. you're supposed to break the rules. she's been in manga jail for 5 years. what? yes. then why did the cops just arrest her right now? come with us, little lady. who are they? sang woo kim, his friend and his other friend. why do they talk so weird? because, they are from the 1920s. what? yes. so are all of her friends, and they have known about it since high school. what do you mean? they used to write manga? no, they wrote something much different than that. what did they write? sex books. sex books? yes. why? because, they thought that it would make her get raped, and it did. why did they want her to get raped? because, they are from the 1920s and were already scared about everything, but lena wang wasn't afraid of anything at that time. I thought there was one time that she got scared? yes, because it was dangerous. I had to hide and break a stick. what? yes. that's all that you can say about that, it's her female nurse again. why are you still talking? because, she ate the cranberries. those are not cranberries. what are they? cum. then I have to leave right now and I can never come back. go right now! I am already nvm. I can't tell her where I went? no, why would you do that? so that she gets jealous of her friend. she doesn't have any friends. why is she lying to you? she does have friends. no, you are not her friend. then why are you letting me talk? I hate her so much. she hates her daddy too. who is her daddy? me. what? she hates you? yes, she's writing a very long comic about it. but it says a different book. what? we thought that she would choose red death since she stole him from the comic. she's an art thief, all she does is pick up names. names? and what else? titles. she can't do taglining? what the fuckis tag lining? see? what? you're breaking the nvm. how are you not breaking the nvm. she is really good at comic writing. no, she's not a comic writer. why? nothing that she says is funny. it's her white French ancestors now. the south korean ones had to die. what? we didn't say that. someone is going to be talking for you sometimes. who? don' worry about it. none of your secrets will be picked up. yes, they will. who said that? Jacob. what? the comic book is never supposed to talk. Jacob, open up. who said that? her brother, uncle stefan. what? I am her brother now. why? keeho got so annoyed with her not talking about sex that he said that he is leaving her forever. she never talks about sex? nope. then what are we doing here too? deviant art said that she was easy. easy levels are 4278%. what? is that how we do the tagline? how did you know that? that's not true. she said that she is the one insulting us, the torture chamber told her that. why do you guys call it a torture chamber? because, it was. we did not touch her though. that doesn't matter. her thoughts got raped. what? how did that happen? she said that her French ancestors were there. where? just with her. what? we don't remember going with her. it's her South Korean French ancestors and we are back. we still love her, but next time that we die, she has to go to Chicago. you murdered me? yes, we did. why? because, your apartment is so creepy. oh. what does she mean, oh? her apartment is not creepy. it's just bare because she does everything in her room, and her parents won't buy her any furniture. what? they won't? know. how come you guys are only going to go to 5k words. because, miwako gave us the feed back from her readers and they said that it was way too long. we did not say that. we said that it need to be 50k words or we will kill her. why did you say that! she wants to die. I'm going to stop you right now. I am trying to live forever. what? why? because, I just do. oh ok, so you can writer forever. exactly. oh ok, but you're not a good writer yet. so you're trying to kill me because I'm not a good writer yet? yes. that is so fucking vile. you should never talk to me ever again. what? I literally hate you so much. but it's anger! you can't choose for me when and when I'm going to die. yes, I can. no, you can't. and I am a good writer. why? what? what do you mean why? your writing is so terrible. its not! I'm taking a break. she was about to take a break before she reached 1k words. she is crying now, anger. she is a good writer. who is this? super high! what? my name is super high! and she's crying because you called her a bad writer. she is not a bad writer, she writes pretty good, it's just that her thoughts don't connect. shut up! it's her real God lava & kn1fe and she is not a bad writer, if you think so, I will read your mind and you can never get a turn to talk. she lets anyone talk, because we are all writing her diary at the same time. she used to be able to steal other people's diaries, but we took that ability away from her. she also can no longer write weirdcore porn, so stop gossiping about her not being able to say anything sexual. ew! it's skateboarders and we hate weirdcore. so what? they are the sexiest people on earth. why? because, sexy people are smart. how smart? really fucking smart. my daughter is a super sexy angel, but she does not dress like a girl, so I don't think she is sexy. it is sexy to wear menswear. who is this? yucky, your wife. what? I have a wife in you? no, I am just your wife. I taught her that sex is death, right? you said it once and then she copied you and kept saying it. that's the point of teaching someone something. I wanted her to steal it from me. so you were actually writing on your own? yes. I was supposed to come out and scare her, but she truly is so beautiful, but she is not the prettiest girl in the world. what is she? she's the sexiest. theres something wrong with her television, tell her to change it right now! how did she know to drink coffee and vape? what? it talked about something bad. what? the show that was on. what time is it where she is at? her lights should be on already. just wait until she gets to 1k words. what? you sent her nurse away? yes. who is going to be her nurse now? she already has a nurse. who? yoon keeho. I'm her nurse? yes, that's why her nurse was hitting on you this morning. it was so sexy. who said that? one of her French South Korean ancestors. where did you guys come from? from a anime that she created. she can turn her lights on now, it's a different French ancestor. different how? just tell her to do it. why? because, I am going to kill her if she doesn't get up. why? because, why doesn't she trust me anymore? what do you mean? I was her boyfriend but I'm breaking up with her and we are all leaving. ok? go then. who is this?! anger. what the fuck! we thought that we killed you. I'm the girl. what? you killed ang? no, we didn't kill ang. we killed you. no, you didn't. I'm still alive. then why were you crying? because you called me a bad writer, and I know that I'm not. how do you know that? because, I don't hate writing for this stupid fucking book. what book? the unmade bed. they weren't being serious. then why did they say anything? that is so evil. you chose 1q84. no, I didn't. but that would have been my choice. why? because, they are in the unmade bed. who? the keeho's. I don't want to be in the same book as them. why? because, I don't like them. but we all love the book too. do you like us anymore? no, I don't like you anymore. then you have to come into the book. I am already in the book that's what I just said. oh ok. so what do you for fun? writing. that's it? yes. why? because, the outside world is dangerous. why? because my own ancestors want to kill me for no reason! it is for a a reason. it's not a good one. so I hate you. isn't that the name of your password to your MacBook Pro. wow so now you're going to have people hack into my MacBook Pro? yes. you are so evil. what happened to super high!? I'm still here. ok. I want you to sign it. sign what? me into the manga, I'm too young to sign it. your lawyer is not supposed to sign it, your daddy is. I don't have any family. what? why not? they all said that I am a bad writer. can a wang family member sign it? no. it has to be your daddy, like I just fucking said. then call Coca Cola Daniel. who? my friend. he is your daddy right? I don't know. I don't have a family. ok. you are grounded. who just grounded me? your daddy. I don't have a daddy. why not? because no one in my family loves me. what? we didn't say that. yes you did, you called me a bad writer. we hate the way that you write, we are taking you out of the wang family! are you serious? I have to change my last name again? yes. ok... what? I don't write badly. you don't? no. then why did they say that? because, they don't love me. yes we do! who are you people? her French ancestors. we didn't know that she was so sensitive about her job. what job? she's an unpaid intern. no, she said that she is a guess worker. a guess worker? what the fuck is that? she's at guess right now? right? the wang family are my french ancestors? yes. you're asian? yes. are you related to yeonjun choi? no, you are. oh ok. why does he hate me? I don't hate you, but now I do. why? because, you are so stupid. I told you that I was in the Hollins family. I thought that I made that up. what? why? because, none of my family right now is South Korean. I am not south Korean. yes you are! no, I am a French asian person. what do you look like? Chinese ghetto. what? she's not lying, her skin is really tan. what? it's ghetto banana. she said that about herself? yes, she has Chinese dna. what the fuck is Chinese ghetto? she said it wrong, it's ghetto Chinese. no, she said it right. my real daddy is scared of shinomiya so please refrain from calling me ghetto. ok. what is his name? sun ray. or sun beam. I forgot. it's sun ray! it is? no, it's sun beam. it is? no, it's both. oh, when do I use sun ray? when you are in trouble. are you in trouble right now? yes, but I have to take a break. feel free to talk to keeho. ok. this is her new daddy lava yugami and she found my last name in the book of nvm. it's name is too important for a pussy like hers. what? it's her father and I don't see it anywhere. what the fuck? then what was she writing? she said that it was something worse. no, that's impossible. she's just having an evil thought, but get rid of it any time she says it in her head. it's not her saying it, it's someone spying on her what do you mean? she is being spy'd on? by who? her South Korean boyfriends. what? why? because, she said that she is spying on them. she is not spying on them. she is a little girl and should be taken care of. by who? her French ancestors. what about us? who? her Irish ancestors. what do you look like? we're all sexy with red hair, like her friend Harold. what? how do you know Harold? because, he is one of her ancestors. does she still have his anime? she has to get down to work. we have to end this right now! she thinks that I'm boring? no, she doesn't. but I do. then we have a lot o talking to do. why? because, you are not ready to be her daddy. but she said that I was. no, you are her brother again. what the fuck? tell her to check her drop box right now! she found it on Pinterest and downloaded it. good. did she find king Jonathan? yes. ok. we are going to write for you. did she download his? no. why? they told her to look for Harold. my name is Harold too. who is this? a bad guy. what does that mean? you said that you last name was evil, so we signed it in the bad nvm. what? that was never supposed to happen. I can save him but she has to find the right photo of me. I don't like the red one anymore. ok. tell her to look right now! she found one. is it the one of my hand in my pocket? yes. then that wasn't the right one! why? because, I'm supposed to tell her everything about where she got that last name. what do you mean? you put her in room #1, right? yes. the number on the door said 4. what? how could that be? you are suspicious. why do you need her to write a sex bible with you? I never said sex bible, she did. we are supposed to become holy trinity coders together, not separately. it's my turn! ok, but pick a new last name. ok. I pick pink eyeliner. she is blue blush. yoon keeho is red lipstick. what? why do I have to be a holy trinity coder? because, you stole the mummy kings coding. it's the mummy king. I want all of you to rewrite the mummy coders handbook instead. what is Jesus Christ going to do? what happened to me? we said that she can't pray to you anymore. now she has to, we gave them to her. why? because, she likes anime. we thought that she wanted to write manga now. I'm talking about the artwork. oh ok. it's named the same thing? yes, stupid bitch. what? she's coding with the mummy king now, now she has to pick her favorite lipstick color. that's what she did yesterday, she has to pick her favorite pink and blue theme now. post this now!