"Harley Quinn has dealt with many problems when she began her career as a super villain. From being seduced by a mad clown who cared little for her, to being considered a sidekick and seen as nothing but a costumed model. Let alone of having being shot, hit, kicked, thrown off a train as well frozen in a block of ice. However, in her life is she had never experienced this. Dealing with a possible threat that would come to her doorstep, such as in a form of a ancient ninja clan that has taken over a city where her two mutant friends came from. Along that these ninja's have several members are non human. Having almost survive the encounter, she knew that if these 'FOOT' warriors would come. She be ready for them, as well be unpredictable for them. Right now? Was different since next week would be Thanksgiving. Meaning that this would be her first time to have one with a actual family, not one that would try to sell her out for money and get her killed. Meaning Harley would do everything to make sure things went right, as well nothing would stand in her way."
Harley's Lair-Mid Morning
Within the old legion of doom base, half of everyone was right now asleep from what had happened. Most of them were sore, or rather not exactly desiring to get up from their bed. In Bebop and Rocksteady's room was the pair right now sleeping, they both had bunk beds which had the rhino sleeping on the bottom and the warthog on top. Snoring like a passed out drunk, Rocksteady was hard asleep. Bebop, was somewhat smiling as he snorts a bit.
"Eh cool it down, I know I'm good on the tab."
Talking in his sleep not noticing someone else was with him, slowly in the bed sheets was something moving towards him. The warthog could barely tell due to how heavy he was a sleeper, not noticing coming up close. A hand slowly went to rub his brown furry chest, Bebop slowly turns a bit relaxing at how cool it felt.
"Only, Brazilian babes could touch this ham."
Snorting more in his sleep, to which soon enough the soothing hand turned into a choking one. Bebop's eyes soon opened up gaging at the force of what was holding him by the neck. Before he could react, he felt another hand close it.
"Quiet you idiot."
A harsh voice said as the mutant warthog recognized that threat, let alone the scent of the person. His eyes looked down to his blanket to see that of Karai, who was right with him in bed. Wearing a short sleeve shirt which apparently was from a rock band, as well a set of panties that had two kunai knives as she appeared armed.
"Karai? How the fuck you..."
Before he could get freaked out about the foot ninja coming here, the woman gave him a intimidating look at how he was going say that last part. To which he nods remembering she was a ninja, which made Karai smile seeing how he was getting a bit smart.
"I learned about your fight with the foot as well the new help. Wanted to see if you fools were alright, from how I can tell. Your wounds are healing."
Trying to not exactly looking concern for him as it be a sign of weakness, caring for a muscle bound street warthog mutant. Bebop, could tell she somehow worried for him. To which he holds her thighs close making her jump, along going to hit him. But Bebop stopped seeing how it could possibly start up a fight.
"Well, I thought it's because you can't get enough of New York's finest mutant. Especially how I like the shirt, really makes you tough."
Bebop admitting in a dumb manner which Karai somehow enjoyed, rubbing her leg close. She was both mad as well couldn't help but want to do it with him. However before she could proceed to dominating her mutant, the door slid open in a rather shocking manner with both Bud and Lou coming in barking their heads off.
"Shit it's a invasion!"
Rocksteady waking up as well having his army helmet over his head as he got up to see both Hyenas attack him, the rhino saw how they were biting his large grey arm in a manner as they were playing with him. Coming into the room was Harley, who appeared in that of a apron plus having a sentence on her saying 'Queen cook'.
"Rise and shine boys! Cause it's a emergency!"
Shouting like a general as Rocksteady went up saluting like if he was in the army, while Bebop merely placed on his glasses as well kept Karai hidden from his boss.
"What's up boss? You never wake us up at this time?"
Getting curious as he still had the hyenas chewing on his arm, which Harley whistles to her pets as they rushed out to do something else.
"Because I have a job for you two, and need your help seeing how this is a important mission. Something that makes even Darkseid a substitute teacher."
Harley informing them about a job they were going to do, in which it was going to be both dangerous and would require their skills. The two mutants got excited as well Karai, kept hidden from their rather psychotic leader.
"My first ever thanksgiving."
Harley getting excited in which the two got their facial expressions a bit confused seeing how that they didn't figure out how it was important.
"Boss? Isn't a thanksgiving a bit. Low for the likes of you?"
Bebop getting confused along with his best friend as this seemed something lame, plus rather low since they were used to bank robbery as well fighting people. Harley, merely put on that of a pout as well placed her hands around her back and turns away.
"Oh, because I needed my two favorite mutants on this since it will involve going to the store. Riding on carts as well stealing all types of foods. Which is basically anything for the dinner."
Harley putting on that of a 'sad' like expression to which made both mutants drool a bit, as well got them hungry since while they didn't celebrate the holidays when they were in the Foot clan. However free food, they were up for it as they raised their hands wanting to help out with the plan as well acting like children trying to get noticed. Which made her smile seeing how that's what she wanted them to do, Karai still underneath the cover merely groans quietly at how they were still idiots.
"Great! Now there's a place where the food will be fresh as well ready to be bought. And by that I mean steal the hell out of. Me and everyone else will be getting the supplies for the dinner. This is going rock, but brush your teeth. You guys smell like crap."
Being polite as well generous as she heads off to start some early cooking, Rocksteady turned to Bebop who was still in bed as the warthog would go second. As well keeping Karai out of sight while Rocksteady left them.
"You realized you were duped into becoming stand boys."
Karai stating the obvious to him as the warthog ignored it, he gets up off the top of his bed to get dress as Karai watched her mutant do so.
"I still don't understand why you two went with her, from the countless of maniacs and mob bosses. You decide to join the jester."
Still questioning the warthog and rhinos choice in joining Harley, getting his golden chain on as well getting his mohawk set up. He looks to Karai, as well gets his shoes on.
"Because she was treated like shit, when we told her about how Shredder used to hurt us when we worked for him. Harley felt sorry for us, cause she's been in that moment. As well has scars to prove it, sure she looks like a clown cheerleader. But she's the best boss ever, as well the only one that listens."
Stating the hard truth to her how she herself was a goon like him and Rocksteady, Karai merely stayed silent not letting his emotion get to her. She slowly walked over and placed her arms around him as it might have freaked out Bebop.
"If it wasn't for me, you'd still be with the Foot."
Telling him how if he didn't fight her, the two would still be Shredders muscle. Bebop, merely huffed as he looked at the human woman. He growled at her as the heat from his breath made Karai shutter, somehow when she antagonized him. She liked it, a dominate side that could overthrow her to the ground. Bebop, saw a small like smile on her as if she liked be talked at.
"And now I'm out, living the good life. While you, acting like a badass is still a kinky lady."
Snorting at her as Karai wanted to slap him for the insult, but he stopped her as well placed her at a wall. Continuing to growl softy, Karai merely got upset and leapt at him. Wrapping her legs around his waist, she merges her lips into his in a passionate as well angry manner. Both kissing, Bebop rubbed her ass making her moan as they made out for about five minutes until Karai stopped looking at the warthog with a shocked face.
"If you were someone else. I'd kill you, so your lucky pig boy."
Giving him a nickname as Bebop slowly places her down, deciding that she had enough messing around with her mutant. She walks over underneath Rocksteady's bed to pull out her gear she hid in. Fully armored and looking at Bebop, she merely smirks before throwing a smoke bomb and vanishing.
The warthog coughed a bit since he was near the smoke as he went outside, however he bumped into Rocksteady. Who had finished his teeth brushing and saw Bebop who was on the ground as well noticing the faint smoke.
"My man, you got lady problems."
Realizing that he knew Karai was with Bebop, the warthog said nothing as he got up. Both fully dressed walked down the hallway to see Ivy holding that of Frank and a IPhone that had Cy on it.
"Just in case you two somehow screw this up as well probably might. I'm making sure Frank comes with you, as well Sy since he has a elderly discount."
Ivy explained how she was treating the two mutants like kids, while the two merely looked embarrassed at that comment. She holds out several wads of cash for them as both bebop and rocksteady got excited at the sight of the money.
"What?! You giving these idiots money? Where the hell you hiding that green at? In your underwear drawer right?"
The smart mouth plant Frank spoke out as that earned Frank a rather intimidating glare, as the flytrap merely looked the other way trying to not show he was afraid.
"Well, unlike most of you who keeps it in a room here that is easy to break in. I have a bank account and took out some money, so get the food that's on the phone. And come back here, I'll know if you spend this money I earn on any bullshit you two or Frank gets. Got it?"
She was being serious as the two men and plant nodded like if they were being talked at like kids, Ivy opens the door for them as well hands Frank to Bebop as the small group went to their cruiser.
"Boy did you two just lose your balls."
"Well unlike you, I got the one thing that makes it up for it."
Rocksteady gloating at the plant as Bebop places Frank in the back of the seats and gets shotgun. Rocksteady, diving shows the plant his two grey thumbs.
"Two grey thumbs, fucker."
Mocking Frank since he had leaf's for hands, getting the IPhone and placing it at the dashboard. Sy, opens up a map of a nearby Gotham grocery store for them to get to without getting noticed.
"Ok now I know a shortcut, there a few cracks as well a small traffic line but I'll tell you something. It avoids those tollbooths. Damn coin harpies."
Sy showing them a bath to the marketplace as it would take a hour, the three groan at this as Rocksteady started the car. The cruiser soon takes off to get the food, not knowing as they went onto the road and into the a city. A strange like creature was watching them, hiding behind a tree. It made a gurgling a popping sound like if it wasn't human.
"Soon, I will get you. And turn you into nothing but worm food."
Stating in anger as the strange like creature walked slowly as well followed after the cruiser, leaving a rather large footprint on the ground that was both red and yellow. It continued to make footsteps on the ground as it followed after Bebop and Rocksteady, to have revenge on them.
Gotham city-Grocery Market
With half of the city rebuilding from the criminal infested New Gotham, most business such at the market was reopened. Along now doing alright, arriving right to the parking lot was the cruiser. Which had Frank complaining about how the two mutants were driving through the way Sy gave them.
"Man you should have let me drive, I know my way better then Siri's old ass grand dad."
Frank stated seeing how it took a hour, Bebop grabbed the fly trap as they soon went to the opening of the store. Grabbing a cart and putting Frank in the child's seat. They walked in to see most of the humans and customers looking at them.
"What? We're here for food, got a problem ya wimps?"
Bebop acting tough as well making everyone resume their regular business, making them afraid made both Bebop and Rocksteady fist bump each other at the joke. Heading down the isle, they saw on the list of different foods that need picking up.
"You know something B, the last time I had a thanksgiving. Was when my parents thought I stole a ATM, they were curious how I got the money to buy corn cans for them. It was actual cause of jacking radio stations."
The rhino remembering his time with his folks, Bebop feeling the same as the time he spent thanksgiving. Was when his dad and him went to steal some turkey's that were cooked, since they had no money they had to steal a fresh dinner.
"And still you two are the same, only smelling like a trailer park and breaking bones."
Frank commenting on how far they went to human thieves to mutant bruisers, the two took it as a compliment while looking for the food. It went from sauces, to snacks as well of chicken. They went from aisle to aisle getting all types of food, Rocksteady noticed a sale on potato's as he got excited.
"Mashed potatoes, like mom made. Hey Sy? Can we get this with your discount thingy?"
The rhino showing the phone the sack of potatoes as Sy looks at it, it was around fifth teen dollars. The sight of the price made him rather upset.
"Fifth teen dollars for potato's? This is robbery! Even the CIA wouldn't put a price on these, I was behind most of food development!"
Talking out loud in a angry voice as Rocksteady noticed the people staring, being careful he puts Sy on mute as he placed the potatoes in the cart. As they continued to shop, one of the greeters of the store looked at the sliding doors to see a rather strange like creature.
"Ugh sir? We don't exactly allow large metallic people in.."
Before the man could say anything, it was soon ended by a gurgling like noise which lead to a barf. It was a mixture of dark green, red and yellow substance as the impact of it covered the greeter and screamed in pain as it was burning his flesh. Most of the people witness the attack and ran out the market as well screamed in fear. While that was happening, Bebop and Rocksteady were still shopping as Frank saw how they were near the salad section.
"No! Why god why?! Why did it have to be my cousin Audrey?! He owed me money, and had young seedlings! the plant manity!"
Looking at the lettuce as well several cut up vegetables as the two mutants didn't know why he was crying since to this, was a horror sight for Frank. They continued to get the supplies until Bebop, begun to sniff something out with his snout.
"Hey Rock, something smells good. Like barbecue mixed with some ribs. With a hint of pepper."
Bebop spoke liking the smell, however before the warthog could continue to smell the define scent. They heard more people yelling in fear. Looking upwards, the mutants and plant saw humans running away to the outside. As well a shadow coming around the corner, which the scent was coming from.
"After all this time, I have so relished the day I had my revenge on you."
The strangers voice spoke out as the group didn't know what was here, let alone any revenge they may have cause to someone they beat up or killed. Coming around at full sight, the three and Sy saw what looked like a walking suit of mixed up fluids. Wearing a black like suit plus having metal all around him, his face was in a metal like helmet that showed a skeleton. Bebop, sniffed out the scent as he noticed how the smell was coming from him.
"You smell like burnt barbecue. And don't you look familiar?"
Bebop confused by the sight as Frank, merely looked away at the sight as well whistling away. Let alone didn't want to say, which Rocksteady looked at the plant which Frank knew something.
"Yeah, he was Kite man's somewhat arch enemy. Sauce fucker?"
Frank trying to figure out his name as the mutants and phone laugh which the living sauce creature merely roar as he slams the ground hard causing several food products and aisle to fall. Apparently he had gotten a upgrade, to which made him more then a human.
"It was Condiment king! Until you ate me and my wife, and spat me out like a piece of spoiled pickle."
Introducing himself like a angered self, as well how he begun to regale them about how he transformed into this creature of sauce and spices. After Ivy had let Frank the plant ate them, it spews out along having them by the sight of Mr. Freeze's old place.
Somehow the sauces that he had on his body protect him from the plant's corrosive acid, his wife however didn't. Still alive, he noticed that of Nora Freeze throwing some of her husbands failed experiment. As well a small blood supply of mutagen that he kept, it spilled onto him along the sauce around his body turning him into this mass of condiments.
"Because of that mutagen, my whole body melted down. I had to steal one of Mr. Freeze's prototype armor to keep me contain, it's because of you I was upstaged by fucking kite man!"
Condiment man said as soon enough, his armor allowed him to spit out the ketchup and mustard mixture within his suit. Vomiting at the group, they all took cover as the sauce within his body. Had somewhat become toxic, as well was melting the ground and other items.
"Hey Rock. He reminds us of someone back at New York, when we were with Shredder as well handling that tube of Mutagen?"
Bebop asked not exactly taking the situation seriously as Frank, freaked out at the fact his lunch. Has come back from the dead as well was now trying to kill him by different types of sauces in his body. Rocksteady, took a moment to think about it as well snaps his fingers.
"Yeah! Big ole metal suit, full of nasty juice. Geeky fella, he was like. Mutagen man!"
Remembering the name as they took cover from the sauce attack, Condiment King moved over throwing that of shopping carts as well different types of items at them. He notices that of tobaccos hot sauce. Drinking the bottles, his hand's turn red as he fires at that of Rocksteady's arm. At the moment, the rhino's arm caught on fire.
"Hot! Oh damn that's hot! Buddy please help me I'm burning!"
Freaking out as he threw Frank upwards near the salad section, making the flytrap freak out. Bebop, rushed over to find some jugs of water and throws it upon him. Rocksteady, relieved at his arm was alright. Turning to see the walking metal suit moving towards the plant, Sy. Who was still active tried to get the stooges attention which the pair looked at the old man.
"Hey lump heads! I know how to handle the walking dressing. Just need electricity, as well a place for him to cool off."
Sy figuring it out as the two looked around the side seeing a electrical panel, let alone of a freezer. The two merely smirked as Frank, was distracting the large tube of sauce. Bebop, grabbing that of the jug and slams it across the side of Condiment King's head.
"You freak!"
Getting upset as her tried to swing his slime like arms at him, let alone of using his sauce to make a smell to blind his sight and nose making Bebop drop on the ground.
"Crap, Wasabi!"
Knowing the smell as it gave Rocksteady the chance to bash right into him, as well slamming into the panel. Shocking Condiment king, he lets out a painful like yell as well causing him to drop to the ground. Frank, who was able to get out of the salad. Hopped over him with a mop and whacks him in the face multiple times.
"Head the fuck back into a fast food trash can sauce fucker!"
Not stopping as Bebop walked over to grab the angry plant, seeing how they had just finished taking off with their friend. As well of the food they got, to which the Condiment mutant got up looking angry. He was about to chase after them, he soon gets stopped by that of a batarang. Hitting him at the side of his face, he notices it was bat shaped.
"Oh no..."
Getting afraid as he turns to see not Batman, but of Batgirl along with Robin and Slash who had arrived to notice the new mutant across the mess. As well apparently the one who started it, getting afraid. The three heroes walked over to him as he let out a rather wimpy scream as well became the escape goat for Bebop and Rocksteady, as they were able to escape.
Later at Harley's Lair
In the kitchen, Harley had right now worked in the kitchen with several ingredients the team had gotten for her. Covered in different types of pieces of food, whistling in a friendly manner as well enjoying the peace. However hears the door opening showing that of Ivy, who looked panicked as Harley noticed her girlfriend inside.
"Glad you made it, I have several cupcakes nice and cooked. Wanted you to be here so you can think of the decorations. Not like a birthday party but more like, 'Badass's don't need birthdays'."
Harley thinking about it as Ivy merely nods as well grabs a television remote as well turns on the television in the kitchen. They were looking at a rather gruesome sight where apparently, at the Gotham Market was a fight. Along that of Batgirl and Robin along with the aid of Slash. Catching a dangerous like monster which was condiment king, plus a sight of foot prints left by several individuals that left the scene.
"We just sent those two on a shopping spree that ended up a crime spree."
Ivy informing Harley that they could be arrested, the clown woman grabbed several kitchen knives as well was going to possibly save them. However heard the door open, rushing over to the entrance the two saw both Bebop and Rocksteady. Covered in some of the condiments as well holding bags of food, plus Frank being held by Bebop as they were able to get out of there before they got arrested.
"You guys made it! And are, covered in salad dressing?"
Harley smelling it from them which made Ivy gasp since it was considered blood to her, Bebop shook his fur as well showed them the bag of food they got. As well of some money they were able to save from Ivy as they looked pretty tired.
"Your cockamamie plant's lunch attacked us. As well leaving us covered in his gunk. However we're out and free, never felt so live in my life."
Sy sounding excited as Bebop handed the phone to Ivy, as well Frank to her as the two merely stood there seeing if Harley was happy. She nods as well couldn't help but smile and hug her, not caring if they were covered in sauces. This sign showed that she was grateful, which Bebop and Rocksteady smiled at this. Seeing how while they might be still known for causing accident, they knew Harley and the others had their back.
