"Rocksteady was often seen as the brutish type of person before becoming the Foot's living bulldozer as well rhino enforcer. However he was rather nice, or rather pleasant together that are like him. If they were criminals, but sometimes he would be somewhat nice to others if they weren't being douche bags at him. Though for the women department, wasn't so fortunate seeing that he wasn't exactly a model when he was human. The thing he was would be being honest, that was the case when he met Karen Starr. Also known as the bomb shell Power girl, in which the large rhino was right now explaining how he was unfortunate or possibly lucky enough to hook up with her."

One Month Ago

After the hostile attack on the legion of doom base by the foot as well Shredder, most of the crew decided to play it easy and just relax in their base along not go out that much. Low on some beverages, Harley sent Rocksteady out to get some since Bebop had his hands full with doing some 'chores for her which involved helping out Bane make sure no else would be coming after them. The large rhino knew exactly where to head to, a small store that was closed as well on the street right by the woods. Arriving to the store, it was closed in which Rock merely broke the door open for him to enter.

"Eh, I'm sure no one will mind."

Talking to himself as he pulled out a small list of drinks that the crew needed. Rocksteady grabbed some of the soda's, bottles of water as well a few pieces of candy which he placed in a garbage bag. Slinging the bag over him, he made it outside where he heard something.

"Is someone taking piss?"

Thinking if it was a whizzing sound, to which he saw upwards that of a shooting star. Or rather a falling one which was burning up like a rock and coming down fast.

"Holy shit! No way, I'm not ready to be a dinosaur! I owe a rematch with Shinigami!"

Panicking thinking it could be the meteor that killed the dinosaurs, rushing over near a large garbage can. He took cover as well placed a lid over his horn, soon enough the star smashed right into the ground causing a quake to happen. Feeling himself shake, he looked behind his somewhat barricade to see that of smoke from the crater. Standing up he waved the smoke away as well looked into the crater to see what landed with such force.

"Fuck me, it's raining women."

Sounding shocked as well surprised by the fact that it wasn't a meteorite or even that of a missile. But Power girl, who was bruised as well looked like she was in a fight. However out of looking at her nice thighs, her curves like legs as well mostly her breasts which was quite the eye candy. Rocksteady was looking at her hair, her short blonde hair that reminded him of his own.

"How come all super people got nice and hair mutants don't?"

Rocksteady complaining a bit in which he looked up hearing something else, not wanting to stick around he wanted to leave. However, the rhino saw how the woman was passed out. Along how he remembered back in New York to never be passed out or unconscious in the streets, other wise bad things could happen.

"Alright, I ain't doing this cause of some good morale. I'm doing it, cause a woman like this would be taken by some pervert."

Telling himself as he goes to the crater and carries her up, while he may have touched her boob by mistake. Rocksteady was focused and a bit little smiling as he rushed himself as well Power girl into the store. Hiding behind the cashier, the mutant saw through the windows where he saw a light. Coming from a metallic like orb which appeared alien like, scanning the area as well at the store. Rocksteady ducked from the orb as well not being seen. A few seconds pass before the alien device flies away from the sight. By the side was Power girl, who was muttering a bit before noticing a tail brushing across her face seeing it was from Rocksteady.

"What the hell?!"

The woman spoke out getting a bit freaked out as well standing up as Rocksteady, saw how the super women was back on her feet as well noticed the mutant. Who saw the rhino looking at her, in which her eyes glowed thinking he was a enemy.

"Hey chill out bombshell I just saved you! Don't go Superman on me!"

The rhino panicking as well pulling out his garbage bag to protect himself, she could tell how he was telling the truth seeing how she remembered falling from the sky. As well seeing how she was taken in here so the orb wouldn't spot her. Calming down, Power girl made her eyes normal as well saw Rocksteady lowering the bag.

"Sorry, I thought you were with a certain gorilla Jack ass I know. Tried to make me a slave for him as well do some experiments."

Power girl explaining to Rock which the mutant exactly know what she was talking about, but merely nodded trying to somewhat understand her. Before she could keep going, Power girl looked at the rhino much closer as well recognized him.

"Wait, your that mutant my cousin told me about. The one you and the warthog hang out with Harley Quinn."

Remembering that after Superman along the other leaguers had returned from Fables book. They missed a lot along told the other heroes about what happened, as well about the recent activity in Gotham City. Especially the crew that Harley had assembled to work for her.

"You have family? Wow. Are they girls?"

Rocksteady asking in which Power girl merely glares at him seeing how he was suggesting she had sisters like herself. Pointing at a newspaper, Rock looks at it seeing Superman on the front page which made his jaw drop. As well let out a panicked roar moving back.

"Please don't tell your cousin about how I cooped a field when I brought you here! Or about my boss and the others!"

Quickly panicking on how that her cousin was the man of steel, as well thinking that if the man of steel heard about how a guy from New York touched her boob. He's throw him into the sun, Power girl laughed a little by how he got freaked out and calms him down.

"Relax, I won't say anything. Cause you did save me from getting captured, or was it something else?"

She asked him about if the rhino did it for some kind of award, or possibly to let him stare at her chest. The mutant rhino could see the look in her eyes like she has been in the same situation before. The woman saw he was struggling to come up with a response as the rhino, nodded his head coming up with a answer.

"Well, it's because that. Your hair is nice and, well it reminded me when I was human when I had short yellow hair."

Rock giving his explanation to her which surprised Karen, seeing how most men in past would try and get her number or go out on a date with her if they did something bold or brave.

She never met someone who helped her cause of her hair, while she wasn't exactly a model herself with making sure her hair was luscious like Wonder Woman or Huntress. It was surprising to see how someone did it cause it reminded them of being a human, Rocksteady felt like a dumb ass for saying that which the kryptonian woman could tell.

"Hey, it's ok. Its rather cute that you did that. Most people are sometime in it cause of the window I have. Not exactly surprised by that, however. Never knew that the first honest guy would be a talking rhino."

Informing him about the people she had met as well 'saved' her cause of her body. Rocksteady, merely snorted his nose at that response as he puffs his chest out trying to look tough.

"Hey I'm from the big apple. Not some punk from a zoo."

Making sure she knew he wasn't a dumb animal, to which Power girl chuckled as well saw how the close was clear. The two headed out as well how that she needed to get going, possibly tell the league about what happened to her.

"Well, thanks for saving me. Along trying to not act like a weirdo. If you want we could hang out."

Power girl offering somewhat of a friendship with the mutant rhino as he nodded like a eager fan, but stopped seeing how he was somewhat being a weirdo. The caped woman merely smiled before launching up into the air and shooting back to the sky to head into her duties. Before the rhino could celebrate on how a bombshell like her could land in his lap and offer that of a friendship. He heard that of a yelling which came from Bebop, who had his chainsaw out as well looking around.

"Hey Rock! I heard about the smash and thought it was aliens. Did they take the snacks?"

Bebop getting curious about the fall as the warthog looked in the crater seeing nothing, the rhino shook his head at there wasn't. Along showing him the back as glasses wearing mutant smiles to his friend. The two fist bump before heading back to the base, while for Rocksteady. Was somewhat thinking how he has a woman to hang out with who was strong as well muscular like himself. But growled that he couldn't shove it in his friends face.

Present time

Explaining the whole story about how the two met, both Harley and Ivy was seating together looking at their mutant companion who was rubbing the back of his head as well doing a nervous smile.

"Well that's, you know I seriously don't know what the hell to say. That my rhino saved a superhero, as well not do it to hope get lucky. No offense."

Harley speaking her mind out to both Power girl and Rocksteady, in which Ivy groans at how her wife could say anything without thinking how people would feel. Ivy, still was skeptical about this 'friendship'.

"Well pardon me for the beauty and the beast Stockholm syndrome or anything else, but I can't exactly fall for a hero not ratting out a criminal mutant that helped thrash the city as well cause property damage."

Ivy needing to say it since Rocksteady wasn't exactly sweet and everything rice, he was a wrecking ball that broke a whole lot of stuff since he's been in Gotham. Plus how that Batman would have warn them to take them down with no hesitation, in which Power girl could tell Ivy wasn't exactly fond of the League or the heroes that she might work with.

"Well, yes. However, while they had been locked up in a fairy tale book. Most of their top enemies have been taking over their homes, especially of Lex Luthor that involved a 'Themyscira resort'?"

Power girl referring to that of Harley's bachelorette's party that involved one of Luthor's cronies taking over the amazon island, as well hypnotizing most of the women into maids and servants. Which the two villains didn't say anything since it lead to one of them to killing his help, Rocksteady could tell about how his boss and Ivy weren't trusting the rather busty woman.

"She's been telling stories about how most of the league are like the Legion. They have coffee shops, and also karaoke. Plus, we got on their list!"

The mutant rhino sounding excited to which Harley and Ivy didn't understand what that meant, in which Power girl. Sighs at how eager Rocksteady was seeing how it must mean something to criminals. Walking over to that of a small device, Karen turns it on for a holographic chart to show several dangerous criminals. Along how that it showed Harley and her crew on the bottom showing they were under watch of the League.

"No way, are we monitored as a league threat?!"

Harley becoming rather proud and well questioning how after her start of being a villain, as well causing a whole lot of destruction let alone chaos that had followed. She has gotten the notice of the world's greatest champions, Power girl merely bit her lip at that mention to where. She raised a finger to possibly wanting to explain it.

"Well, after the actions that has happen along of the recent Darkseid invasion. Plus how Joker and his 'friends' took over the city for four months. As well how you handled it as well caused it, they want to keep on you."

The blonde hair woman giving them the run on how with all the activities they had been up to, Harley and the gang thought they wouldn't be noticed. However, Batman must have informed them as well were going keep a good eye on them. Before they could say anything, they heard a beeping in which came from outside. Before the four could say or think of something to say, the beeping lead to a explosion which sent them to the ground.

"Can it be one fucking day that I don't get tossed like a doll?"

Ivy questioning to which they saw something appearing at the hole in the apartment, in which it was that of a albino gorilla. having a red like uniform as well a brain that was much larger then his head. Right on a hoverboard like machine, the intellectual like gorilla looked at the four beings.

"Ultra Humanite."

Power girl calling out his name in which the intellectual villain nodded, which everyone could tell this was somewhat of her arch enemy. The gorilla walked down from his hoverboard as they got up to try and prepare for somewhat of a fight that was bound to happen.

"Well, Harley Quinn. Having coffee with a hero? Not surprising since you destroyed the legion of doom's base. Lex has informed any villains about this treachery and deemed it a crime."

The albino gorilla sounding rather sophisticated, let alone how that pissed off the clown woman seeing that she wasn't exactly responsible for the destruction. However, he pulled out a cannon which was charged with a energy as well aiming it at them all.

"No matter, with what you had done along with all four of you here. I can incapacitate you all as well bring you back to my island. With your kryptonian DNA, along you two's blood that is residence to poison. The ideals are endless, also I'm look for new maids."

Showing a smile to which he fired a blast at Rocksteady so that their muscle would be taken out, however. Power girl wasn't just for looks, charging at the ape with full force. Fly's straight at him sending him down onto the street where several civilians saw the gorilla crashing. Standing up, the Humanite fired his weapon at the meta woman in the air as she was avoiding the attacks. While this happened, Harley and Ivy saw how this seemed like it wasn't their fight.

"Alright, so we have a choice. Go and interrupt a casual hero and villain fight as well possible be seen by the audience different or.."

Ivy coming up with the things that would be bad if they engage in this, however Harley. Still having blue smash balls, let out a war cry as well flew right towards the oversized ape brain animal. Ultra Humanite, saw the clown woman was going to fire at her. However she lands on him and begins punching his brain making the gorilla roar in anger.

"You seriously have a problem monkey, your super smart but won't solve this oversized brain. Seriously for fuck sakes, if you want to be like Grodd then.."

Harley trying to continue her joke, Ultra roars as he grabs her arm as well slings her to a car. Ivy, getting angry leaps down using some plants while Rocksteady. Shaking off the blast attack as he leaps right at the gorilla.

The two along with Power girl rushed the gorilla as he continued to fire his blaster at them, using his gorilla prows to avoid the attacks as well grab a near by light pole. Destroying Ivy's large plants, Power girl flew in to deliver several punches along Rocksteady charging at him. However, the smart gorilla took his chance and trip the charging rhino as well threw him to Ivy.

"Shit."

Ivy cursing as Rocksteady flew right towards her, using her plants to stop the falling mutant. The weight of him made her fall to the ground as well had Rock fall on the side, Karen was continuing her fight with her arch enemy as well punch the gorilla.

That was until Ultra Humanite activated a small device on his belt, it sent out a silent like sound which caused the blonde haired woman to yell in pain as while no one could hear it. Her enhanced hearing was able to recognize it like a violent scream. Holding her ears, the gorilla looked down upon the beaten woman.

"Do you like it? I engineered it using Silver Banshee's powerful screech as well lowering the volume for enhanced listens to hear. While not able to be heard by others, it's as loud as one thousands glasses breaking."

Humanite describing the sound that was going through Karen's ears as she couldn't focus, Rocksteady. Got up to see his boss Harley hurt from crashing into a car back first, along of Ivy who was on the ground a bit wounded. He looked at Ultra Humanite who grabbed her by her shirt, as well looking at her breast to her face sniffing her like a animal.

"After a few modifications as well cloning, I shall have a army of Kryptonian women. Along, possibly modify them to make sure they aren't rebellious. As well due a bit of brain scrambling, I believe turning you into a maid will suit these. Ridiculous breasts of yours."

Telling her about his plan, Rocksteady hearing this as well him talking smack at her. In which made his ears flutter along snorting his horn, his eyes looked like a enraged rhino along him hitting the ground hard enough making a crack. This caused Ultra Humanite to look as well Karen, who saw the rhino looking extremely angry.

"She and her breasts are perfect!"

Shouting out loud to cause some people to notice it as well the others, dropping Power girl onto the ground. Ultra Humanite fires at him in which Rocksteady charges at the ape, taking the blast along running at him. Rocksteady was running on all four like a actual rhinoceros, Harley who got Ivy to help her up saw this sudden rage unleashed from the mutant.

"Holy shit, I always love that 'mutant rage' moment he and Bebop has."

Harley smiling at the sight along how whenever he and Bebop become angry they would unleash this hidden rage that would let them handle any type of pain. The rhino continued to run on all four as well taking the shots, only to soon have his horn pierce right through the gorilla's shoulder. Ultra Humanite yelled in pain as he pushed Rocksteady off, the gorilla does a throat punch making him choke as the rhino had to move back.

"Moronic fool. Do you realize I am not your average villain, that I toppled even the great beings on this planet. What would a small minded being like yourself could..."

Before Humanite could continue to talk at Rocksteady like he was a fool, however before he continue. The rhino looked up at him as he punched the intellectual ape by the balls making Ultra Humanite yell in pain. Grunting in pain, the gorilla fell on his knees not thinking how that could happen as the rhino got up on his legs.

"I'm, not simple minded. I'm from Brooklyn, and a pissed off New Yorker."

Rocksteady telling him about where he came from, in which he grabbed him by the throat. As well does a powerful head butt with his horn, causing the gorilla to bleed from his skull as he fell onto the ground beaten as well unconscious. As the fight settled, Power girl got up as well saw how people were recording this. Seeing how she was fighting four villains at once.

"Rocksteady, your. Under arrest."

Power girl calling out to him as the confused mutant looks at her, to which she suddenly fly's right to him. To take also Ultra Humanite, as well Harley Quinn and Ivy so the people think that they were criminals. Hearing the cheering from the citizens, Power girl flew away from the crime scene to take them away.

Near the outside of Gotham city

After leaving the fight scene, Power girl had Humanite tied up in that of a few metal wires along of a light pole making sure he didn't break out. Along looking at Harley and the others in which they figured out what the super woman did.

"Smart thinking in making sure that we didn't save you. Want us to stay villains?"

Harley asking her in which Karen, couldn't help but chuckle seeing how that it would cause a lot of confusion among the leaguers as well the city. So Power girl, doing a bold move made them seem like 'villains' so that their status didn't change.

"Well, since you all seem to enjoy the villain life as well not exactly a fan of heroes. I thought it was a smart move."

Telling them about the stunt she did for them, which the three couldn't help but acknowledge how it was smart. While that happened, Ivy saw how Rocksteady felt a bit upset that he said those words about Power girl as she dragged Harley away so he could talk to Power girl. The blonde haired woman looked to the rhino, noticing how he looked a bit guilty.

"Sorry if I, brought up your breasts. It's just, your really strong as well muscular and. I couldn't help myself, it just came out of my.."

Before Rocksteady could say anything, Karen kissed him on the side of the check making the rhino rather shocked. Let alone of Harley and Ivy shocked at how the muscle like woman. Gave him a kiss after the apology he had made, smiling to Rocksteady. The mutant felt his check along didn't understand why.

"You know Batman says mutants are dangerous, as well that some of them can be good. I can see a bit in you, not that much. But enough to know, your good. Just don't get in to much trouble~"

Whispering to his ear as well pressed her chest to his, making Rocksteady surprised at how she did it on purpose. Nodding, Power girl nods to the other women as she grabs the gorilla and flies over to a maximum prison. Harley and Ivy, walked over and saw how the girl kissed him leaving the rhino speechless.

"To sappy for my taste, but for you? Defiantly works."

Ivy giving Rock some confidence as they heard a car coming from behind them, it was Bebop who was in the cruiser as well had some of his fur ripped plus a few scratches on his body. In which Rocksteady walked over to notice his friend, while Bebop looked at Rock.

"Why is your fur ripped off half of your body?"

"Why the hell you smell like you wrestled with a damn monkey?"

The two asked in which they had their own misadventures, the women head to the cruiser along with Rocksteady. As they took a secret route back to the apartment, so no one would notice them. As well talk about what happened, in which would be a fascinating story.

Along how Harley, was somewhat glad at her boys possibly being the ladies mutants. As well she and the rest of the crew had gotten notice by the Justice League, all in all it felt like a win win situation for and everybody. Except for Ultra Humanite who might need surgery for the head breaking he received from Rocksteady.