AN: I'm gonna say it right here so I don't waste people's time. Sorry but no smut yet, that's 100% next chapter. I'm done for this point as I'm mentally tired.

HORNI Eggplant Enjoying A Simple Life (Campione - Calm Eggplant AU - Mash SI Chapter 3)

Well this situation is going...kinda according to plan?

It seemed like Plan Smash the Goddess-even though it was made up on the spot as I went along with this situation-was working so far.

I mean, if I save Yuri and fuck a goddess that's a win, right?

However, I was honestly going along with this and playing around, so I can focus through these...thoughts? Instincts?

It's just that the...'feeling' from my Authority was a bit overwhelming, now that it has the chance to be used properly.

I want to take her. Show her, her Authorities breaking on my being, and watch her terror and despair. Ravage her and rip her Authorities away and make them mine. Make her mine.

It wasn't like I was fighting some foreign entity in a battle of minds and wills. Rather the Subjugation of the Woman was stoking up my wants and desires, and that fighting against my reason to be rational about this.

Fuck, my Authority reduced me to a college frat boy. Given that it's Zeus I should have seen that coming.

Yet it seemed like I'm not the only one affected.

Yuri was using one hand to cover her eyes, but looking through the gaps between her fingers. Her other hand was on her thigh, moving her hand up and down as a way to focus on the motion, so that hand doesn't head to between her legs. I really hope she doesn't give herself a burn from how much she was rubbing her thigh.

And as for Skadi her pupils were definitely dilated. She summoned a fan to hide her expression and look to the side, so she doesn't have to watch my nakedness. But...it's not really helping that much when she keep glancing back again and again at me.

"So," I decided to break the silence, spreading my arms, not bothering to cover myself without any shame. "Why have you invited us to your lovely home, great Skadi?"

The blushing Skadi, let got of her staff-which just floated next to her-and waved her now free hand, and a long white coat was created and fell on my shoulders. It was made of ice, but felt like silk.

"H-Have some modesty!" Skadi cried out.

"Really?" I gave a sly grin, not bothering to cover myself beyond letting the clothe rest on my shoulders. The semi-hardness I was sporting wasn't gonna be hidden either. "You did not complain while I was 'removing my armor', Snow Goddess?" I said with my hands on my hips, chest pushed forward.

"Hmph, I was simply watching to see how far your 'jest' would go." Skadi said with a dismissive tone, before her eyes quirked with amusement. "I didn't realize I was entertaining a fool. Or are you, what are they called? An exhibitionist?" She tried to shame and mock me. The 'subtle' glances to my not-covered body weren't helping her appear offended or dismissive.

However why should a King feel shame? I care not for the opinions of the masses! Besides it was only Yuri and Skadi that saw me.

"The fact that you think I should care for the views of the crowds-" Over my desire to bone you. "-shows how small you are. I feel no shame nor hesitation in my actions if it meant I succeed in my ambitions!-" To breed you. "-Thus my actions are utterly pure!" I said with grandiose while spreading my arms. The coat was still on my shoulder, but my body was completely visible from the front.

Yuri was looked me with her jaw dropped at the sheer brilliance (bullshit) I was saying.

Skadi actually lost the calm stoic demeanor, also looking at me stunned, her mouth agap like Yuri, but in a smaller cuter way.

"Y-Y0u, you..." The goddess was lost for words at my profound wisdom. "Is there a hole in your brain!?" She cried out loud, before quickly trying to recompose herself, but I don't think it's going to work after her shout. Yet even so she still tried to keep up her persona. "Matthew Kyrielight...everything you said is wrong on so many levels."

Wow, rather than act like she didn't completely broke her polite speech, she's doubling down? I smirked at the act.

"Oh?" I said with a sly grin, as I walked closer to her throne. "Yet I was sure you were eyeing me without missing a beat of my undressing." I stepped onto the dais, slowing my walk, taking one step at a time. "In fact, you went out of your way stop Yuri from telling me not to go overboard." I was two steps away. Skadi's breath hitch at me pointing out her actions. "It seemed to me, you wanted to see my body." I was one step away. "In fact, you still can't take your eyes off of me, right now."

"T-That's, y-you..." Skadi tried to say, but my brazen act completely threw her off.

"So!" I reached the goddess, and placed my hands on the armrest, bending down to look at the Ice Goddess, her eyes gravitating to my breasts, torso and cock completely filled her field of view. "Who's the pervert between us, O' Ice Goddess, or should it be 'Voyeur Goddess'?"

Skadi breath got caught in her throat, as she looked back up to meet my eyes. Embarrassment filled her, I thought I won that exchange but the anger overtook that, as she lashed out while red-face before I could react.

I didn't actually think she would due to guest rights. A god granting them should have given them a different weight. Something real and mythical.

"C-Cease! I will not take this insult!" Skadi swung her arm, not just summoning up waves of pure concentrated icy aura, but calling on her Authority over the cold, over winter.

Yuri cried out in horror but she couldn't do anything.

An attack this close was a guaranteed hit. I might not summoned my Demi-Servant form in time. I hoped my Authority and Campione physique can handle the hit enough for me to act afterwards.

Except I had no need to.

I didn't feel it.

The ice magic wave hit and did nothing.

Not as in, I tanked the attack easily. It wasn't even that.

It just simply crashed against my body and fell flat as if it wasn't even there. As if the divine power disappeared in a puff of logic or something.

I knew my Authority from Zeus would give me an advantage against women and female deities. I didn't think it made me fucking immune to their powers.

Isn't this a bit too broken? Why would Zeus be this strong?

"T-That...you, I..." Even Skadi was completely thrown off by how unaffected I was by her Authority.

"You know," I began as I looked down. The hand she attacked with, ended up groping my tit. "You're not helping your case with that."

"Heek!" Skadi pulled her hand back, cradling it, like it was burned.

"You just broke guest rights." I said, getting to the point right away.

"...Eh?" Skadi might have said in surprise, but her face paled as the implication set in.

"However I can acknowledge that I provoked you." I said, trying to seem 'reasonable'.

"T-That's right!" Skadi quickly jumped on that. "S-So you can't say you aren't without fault. You're the one-"

"Ah, ah, ah." I said wagging my finger around, left and right. "Even if I did push you, you're the one who still acted. I might be some 'ruffian' as you'd say, but you're the lady of this manor, and a Goddess. You should have been above such provocation."

"Muuuu..." And now her mask completely broke, as she whined in worry at being outplay in this magical hospitality-slash-politics game.

"As I was saying, because of my part in this, my compensation demand will be...relatively small." I said with anticipation.

"What do you want?" Skadi demanded with a faux-determined look, trying to appear brave.

"A kiss."

"...Eh?" Skadi's serious face broke again, to show her flustered look. I think I like seeing that look on her. "Y-You want what?"

"A kiss." I repeated. "Just a simple act to show you're sorry, and no longer feel animosity toward me." I said smoothly, not even thinking on the words. "After all, isn't it best for both participates of a trade to hold no ill will toward one another?" Honestly, whatever the original reason was for her to crash land us in her place, I think it long since lost significance, or wasn't on the Snow Goddess's mind for a while now.

"I..." She crunched her face in an annoyed expression, but couldn't sell it with her blush still present. "Hmph, I suppose I can see why you gained that Authority from Zeus. You are as much of a lecher as he was." She huffed, then quickly added before I could respond. "Fine. Just do it and get it over with."

"Very well, Lady Skadi." I said, holding her chin gently with fingers, and made her look up. "Hmm. You know, from the moment I saw you, I just couldn't help but think: 'Those lips are made for kissing'."

Skadi's eyes widened as she was thrown off again. Her mouth slight agap again, while her face warmed up, and her heart beat faster from my words.

So while Skadi was still reeling from my words, I leaned in and kissed her.

Her partially parted lips meant I could taste more of the Snow Goddess right away.

Huh. Am I suppose to taste ice cream? Like, not a flavor. Not vanilla or something. But ice cream itself as a flavor. Goddess lips be a whole other level of taste.

This required experimentation!

I felt her moan into the kiss, her eyes that were trying to stare me down in defiance, were now close as Skadi allowed me to take in more of her. Feeling her slowing warming lips against my own.

I wanted to feel more of her. My hand left her chin to reach up, so I can grab her hair and force my tongue down her thrown, as I rip her Authorities from her one by one.

I stopped.

Freezing mid-motion, as I pulled back letting my emotions move me along, and forced myself to think. These intrusive thoughts are starting to get annoying.

Fuck. Is this really my inner wants coming or Subjugation of The Woman influencing me? I could feel that going the "forceful" route was the quicker way to get Skadi's Authorities, but that's not my want nor focus. Just because that's what would work best for my Authority doesn't mean that's what I'll follow along on.

No, inner dark desires or not, optimal use for Authority or not, I decide how this goes.

My hand gently came back down to cup the goddess's face, as I ended the kiss and moved away.

Besides, this Snow Goddess needed to be made love to, not fucked.

She released a breath as she realized the kiss ended. Her eyes flickered before finally opening, looking at me in a bit of longing daze.

I couldn't stop myself, I went in for another kiss.

Skadi barely registered that she was kissed a second time, one more than the agree upon "compensation".

Rather her she felt lost in the bliss of feeling Matthew's lips upon her own, tasting the Campione's flavor, and feeling her face's heat, and the ticking breath from her nose. The goddess's own body felt hot, heat rising higher and higher.

Matthew's hands moved to hold Skadi, one still caressing the Ice Goddess's cheek making her lean into the touch, and one hand went lower, to hold her side, without reaching to her chest.

The kiss ended and Skadi let out a sound of disappointment, before remembering that she should refuse this lewd display, and rebuke the Campione's forward act.

"You were suppose to only kiss me once." Yet that was all she ended up saying.

"Oh, my bad. You tasted so sweet, I couldn't help it." Matthew said with a daring grin, as she leaned in till both of their forehead were touching. Till their lips were inches away from touching. "Let me apologize."

"That's not how..." Skadi began to say, before Matthew slowly pushed, taking the goddess's lips once more.

Skadi had all the time to protest, yet did not voice her displease. She rationalized to herself that Matthew had acted too quickly. That she was simply forced to endure this treatment to appease the Devil King, so they are amendable for Skadi's deal.

The Snow Goddess's hands moved. By instinct she was going to hold Matthew against her, before she thought that such an act would show her as desperate and weak. Like some mewling school girl, reaching to hold her crush. She lowered her hands, only for them to land on Matthew's thigh, so the goddess left her hands there. She could explain she was trying to push Matthew away, and her hand simply landed on her leg.

Except what her hands landed on and started gently caressing up and down, was thinner than a thigh. Closer than Matthew's legs. More like a fleshy rod, hot and thick, pulsating with the Campione's heartbeat every once in a while as Matthew arousal rose higher.

O-Oh, this is... Yet Skadi didn't move her hands away, didn't even open her eyes. She was lost in the sensations, of her lips, and what she felt with her fingers. Lost in thought as she tried to think of what her excuse will be, when the kiss finally ended, through the pleasurable haze in her mind.

And just then, all too quickly Matthew pulled away.

"I hope my apology was sufficient, Lady Skadi." Matthew smiled back, not even commenting on where the goddess's hands were.

"Huhmm..." Skadi made a sound, something between a sigh of pleasure, relief and a whine of disappointment.

Her mind was still trying to push through the pleasure and disappointment, or even just telling her to put her hands back to her side, when Matthew continued, taking reign of the conversation.

"I believe I must finally ask." Matthew spoke. "Why did you bring me and my companion here, Lady Skadi? What deal did you wish to make?"

The Snow Goddess's mind was working enough to provide that answer.

"The... The Steel God who's power you called upon to defeat Zeus." Skadi said. "I wished for you to call him, as I was informed he was strong, handsome and single."

"'Wished'? Past tense." Matthew asked with some amusement.

"N-No! Wish. Still wish for so." Skadi quickly said, pouting at the Demi-Servant's teasing.

"You wish to be courted?" Matthew raised an eyebrow, while smiling.

"Y-Yes," Skadi looked back with a blush, for some reason feeling self-conscious at admitting something like that now.

"Then I absolutely have to refuse such deal." Matthew said, not even asking what she would have gotten from the arrangement, which would have been hers and Yuri's safe return to civilization and some treasures.

"W-Why?" Skadi asked, yet she didn't feel dismayed nor saddened, but rather anxious, anticipation running through her.

"Because I want you." Matthew said firmly, making the goddess's heart skip a beat.

"You?" Skadi said, and as she felt the pulsing hard cock in her hand, the intense desire she knew Matthew felt for her, reached her again. The heat the proximity of their bodies generated made Skadi aware of her own attraction to the Campione. That she could say yes.

B-But a Goddess and a Campione, that was so, so...

"Yes. Am I not eligible to court you?" Matthew asked with a sly smile. "Can I not show my merits, if I am worthy of your hand, if I can satisfy your wish for love, O' Goddess?" She said.

Skadi's heart was instantly lit aflame. Her heartbeat was thunder in her ears as the world around them fell away.

"You...You may-Eeek!" The moment the Snow Goddess gave her approval, Matthew had picked her up in a bride carry.

Skadi instinctively wrapped her arms around Matthew's shoulder, blushing and feeling more of their bodying against once another.

"Heh." Matthew blink as she felt something, and chuckled.

"What is it?" Skadi asked in curiosity.

"Apparently, part of my Authority is to know the location of the nearest bed. Door to the right there, right?" Matthew said with a chuckle, and moved to the door to the back right, behind the throne.

Skadi's mouth twitch at that information. How typical of a Zeus Authority.

Matthew paused at the door.

"Yuri!" She called out. "Sorry to leave you for a bit, but I will be in deep negotiations with the Goddess for a while." Matthew smirked playfully. "Have no worries, I will return victorious."

"W-What is that suppose to mean!?" Skadi cried out, blushing once more, while echoing Yuri's thoughts and incredulous expression.

Matthew laughed and with a pulse of magic aura, opened the doors and entered the bedroom.