This is a My Hero Academia and Princess Bride crossover fanfiction only.
Other Series and Franchises will be included.
The next day Nana returns to find Tatsumaki, Lenalee, and Izuku waiting for her, she immediately sat down, and began to read, "Now where did we leave off, Westley was being strapped to a torture device in the Zoo of Death, the prince apparently calls it that because it used to hold animals that he buys and then releases to hunt them down.
Izuku mentioned that is basically trophy hunting, Nana told him that basically, it is. Westley was injured by the torture that the Count had been doing to him, the machine was designed to strip a person of life for one year per level, and in his sadistic glee, he kept a detailed record of what happened to every person that suffered and died because of it. To go as far as to ask the victims to describe their feelings for posterity.
As he was made to endure the first level Westley screamed in absolute pain, the Count asked him to please be detailed on how he felt, Westley told him, that it felt like someone stole an entire year from his life, so basically dating him for a year. The Count almost looked hurt by his comment, "I will have you know that I am a perfect gentleman, no one suffers when they date me."
As the Count took notes on the recent experiment, for some odd reason, Prince Humperdinck came down to where the machine was, he was furious for some odd reason, he didn't even greet the Count or his assistant, "So the four of you are truly in love, I could never break that up as long as you live, so how about we do something about that."
He immediately flipped the machine to fifty, the Count screamed that it was too high, as Westley's scream was heard in the entire region. Inigo, Fezzik and Viola heard the screaming, Inigo mentioned that this screaming sounded like it came from hell, Viola didn't like the sound of it and said it was more than likely Roberts and so they need to hurry.
"I didn't expect him to try and murder him this quickly." The three of them searched the woods until he saw Humperdinck and the Count leave the Oak tree they wait for ten minutes for the Count's assistant to come to the secret opening with a wheelbarrow. "See I told you this would work like clockwork. Now come on, let's go to rescue Roberts, Fezzik knock out that albino when he opens the door."
The assistant didn't look that happy, and he was even less when he saw the Giant punch his lights out when the door finally opened. They found the comatose body of Westley still strapped to the machine, they finally got all the hoses and ropes off him, and began to wheel him over to the home of Miracle Max and his wife, since Viola knows where he lives.
Viola knocked on the door, the door open and Max took one look at her and simply said, "The girl who broke my daughter's heart." He immediately shut the door on her face, Inigo and Fezzik asked what the hell was that about?
"Well I sort of broke up with his daughter, and it seems that she wasn't the only one that was upset about it," Inigo said that they got a man that is little more than a steaming corpse, and they need his help to deal with the idiot prince and the six-fingered man. Viola tells him to relax, she will take care of it. She knocks again and again Max is trying to slam the door shut again except Fezzik stops him.
"Look you already cause my family enough misery, what the hell do you want? So you can just leave and we can continue to pretend you never existed." Viola said that she is here for two reasons, one is to ask his daughter's hand in marriage. Max tells her that the last time his daughter asked for her hand in marriage and Viola told her to wait for a few days and she never returned.
"Well circumstances kept me from returning, my father called me back home, you know my father since you worked with him before, so of course, I couldn't make it back in time." Max reluctantly says that sounds reasonable, but it still hurt his daughter and asked what is the second reason.
"A business partner of my father was tortured by the count in the Zoo of Death, and I need your help in healing him," Max tells her what the hell could he do? He was kicked out of the royal palace, and he is more than likely to kill the guy than heal him. Inigo said that it shouldn't be a problem since he is already dead.
He tells him to come on in, at least he could take a look at the guy, and as he begins his examination he says, "Actually there is a big difference between mostly dead to completely dead, and your friend here is just mostly dead. He just needs a little help to breathe so he can speak." He pumped some air into his lungs and asked him what was his reason for wanting to be alive.
As he pushed down on his chest, Westley was heard saying, true love. Max had to admit that was a wonderful reason, true love is truly the most valuable reason there is, however here is the deal, if Max revives him, the guy must marry his daughter.
His daughter and his wife run in and both are shocked at what he just said, "If you force this guy to marry my daughter, I will kick you, you know far too well that she is in love with Viola." Max says fine, he will revive him, maybe his daughter and Viola can win his affections some other way. Viola said that it is not exactly impossible considering that he does quite a bit of business with her parents and he is engaged to marry the three ladies that Prince Humperdinck is supposed to marry."
"So if I revive him, I will make Humperdinck suffer, why didn't you say so in the first place, sure how much do you have on you?" Fezzik tells them 65 Florins, Viola asked where did he hide that money, Fezzik told her in his money pouch and, "I keep it around my neck." Viola was furious when she heard him. "You mean to tell me you had that much money and you never told us?" Fezzik simply handed Max the money as he said they never asked.
"Alright, medical treatment number 65." Valerie was taking a strange-looking thing and coating it with chocolate, she explained that the coating was to help the medicine go down easier, she told him that the medicine would need fifteen minutes to take effect, and to be sure not to go swimming for an hour, giving the medicine to his daughter.
"I don't trust any of you with this medicine," Minerva told them that she was going to handle the medicine since her father didn't trust the others and she was still angry with Viola, As soon as she was sure the chocolate was dry and they had left her parents place she fed it to him with a kiss, Viola asked her did she have to use her tongue? She said yes to make sure it went down.
Fezzik was pushing the wheelbarrow towards a small hill, Westley began to wonder, where was he? What is going on? He asked a person nearby, who just happened to be Minerva, She immediately stopped and looked at him, "How can you talk, we gave you the medicine nine seconds ago." Westley simply said he was always a fast healer, otherwise, he would have not survived his training.
"So where am I?" Inigo told him, "you are currently in a wheelbarrow being pushed towards Humperdinck castle to stop the wedding between the idiot and your little group of lovers. So we are planning to save them and we are hoping that you will help."
Westley thought of it and simply said, "I got no weapon, we only have your steel, that guy's strength, my intellect, her cunning, and I don't even know who this person is." She introduces herself as Minerva, and she was a trained healer. "So we got six people against a garrison of nearly thirty guards, and we have a wheelbarrow, a long black hooded tunic, a sickle, and some oil, we might have something."
Minerva said that these folks are more than likely religious folks so if he rode on that pale horse, wearing that black robe, and using that scythe, should be quite the frightening sight since they know the supposed Dread Pirate Roberts is dead.
As Fezzik got on the horse, wearing the cloak, and wielding the scythe, Viola will hypnotize them to think that the horse and rider are on fire, but this will only work with the weak-minded, and with them being scared it should work.
They finally reached the castle and they put their plan into motion, as Fezzik began riding towards the gate and screaming threats of doom that would befall them, all the guards began to fear after he claimed he was the Dread Pirate Roberts, and that no one would survive, Viola used her hypnotism on them and they saw the horse and rider burst into flames.
The guards were scared to the point that they were literally scared shitless, they ran away leaving behind the captain of the guard who was frantically looking into his pocket. That is when he felt the scythe blade on his neck. Inigo walked towards him, "So how about it? Give us the key to the gate or we take your life."
The guard captain immediately hand over the key, and ran away, "Well that takes care of the guards how are we going to delay the wedding for you to find them?" Inigo told him that they will have to search Westley had a better idea, why not try and find the count, he should know where they are, and both he and Inigo had some business with him.
As they finally saw Rugen make it to the gate and sent the knights under his command to eliminate the intruders, Inigo and Westley took them down with ease, after seeing the knights be dispatched so easily Rugen pretended to stand ready to fight but instead ran away. As they saw that both Westley and Inigo took after him chasing him through the halls.
As they finally reached the throne room where Rugen tried to throw a dagger at one of them but Westley managed to catch him before it impacted Inigo. Westley was ready to attack when Inigo stopped him, and told him, "You save the women you love, leave this to me." Viola and Minerva showed up and told him they would take care of him if he gets hurt.
Before Westley left he reminded Inigo to make sure that he recovers his sword, and Inigo said, "Of course, you did pay father for making that blade, I will make sure to give it back to you when I see you next." Westley ran out of the room and was headed towards the bedroom of Prince Humperdinck.
Count Rugen looked at him, and asked him who is he? He sort of looks familiar? Have they met before? Seeing the scars on his face, he mentioned that he is the child he disciplined. "I guess you didn't learn your lesson, oh well, at least I will get the other sword from you this time."
Inigo took the advice of Westley and he fought with grace and ferocity and every time he prepared to attack. Inigo said, "Hello my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die." He kept saying that over and over again, almost like a chant, until Rugen screamed for him to stop saying that. As he said that he managed to take the sword from Rugen.
"Offer money." Rugen said that he will give him as much money as he wants, Inigo cut him again, "Offer me to give me what I want most." Rugen was now scared and said that yes, he will grant his heart's desire. As he said that Inigo scowled, "I want my father you son of a bitch." As he slashed and cut him through the abdomen.
So Rugen begs for his life and turns to Viola and asks for help, she tells him that yes, her friend can help him, but it might come at a cost that he is nothing willing to normally pay, "I don't care about the cost, whatever it is, I just don't want to die." Minerva throws a bottle at him and tells him to drink it if he really means it.
Rugen without a second thought drank the entire bottle, and immediately began to fall on the floor in pain, he screamed in agony and for some strange reason, his voice became more and more delicate, with a clear feminine tone, as the pain finally ended the once man stood up as his clothes had ripped and now he found himself to be a woman and he was checking his body and was smiling.
"That was magnificent, I never felt such pleasure in my life, to think that there was a potion that can do this. So the cost of me living is for me to feel pain and turn into a busty brunette?" Minerva told her that no the cost is well how was the best way to put it, "You took his life away when you killed his father, now you will give him life by having his children."
Inigo said doesn't he have a say in this, to which both Viola and Minerva said, No, "You had your revenge now you will make him suffer by being her husband." To his shock the former Count Rugen was more than willing to do just that, as she ran towards him to grab him in a hug and kissed him on the lips. Fezzik was in tears, "Can I be your best man?"
As Buttercup came into the royal honeymoon suite with her two sisters, they were all ready to stab themselves when they heard Westley say, "It would be truly a shame if you three died, considering I came all this way to save you." They immediately saw him on the bed, and they all jumped on it and began to kiss him.
"We did something awful, the wedding happened." Westley asked them did they mention the vows, they did mention that they did mention the vows but then he asked if they said I do, all three began to think really hard, and said no, they were sort of rushed, so they never had a chance to, so Westley told them that technically they are not married, "Isn't that right? Your Majesty?"
Prince Humperdinck said that it was a technically that could be quickly fixed, now begins their fight to the death, to which Westley said that he would rather fight to the pain, Humperdinck said that he was not familiar with that phrase, and Westley told him that he would use small words so that a wart faced buffoon like him could understand.
Westley said that he would cut off his legs from the knee, his arms from the elbows, he would cut out his tongue, his nose was next, then his left eye followed by his right eyes, "Then my ears I get it, let's get on with it." Westley said no he gets to keep his perfect ears, and he tells him, "This is why, so every child, every woman that sees you will scream at how hideous you are, scream about what on earth is that disgusting thing over there, and all those screams shall echo in your perfect ears, I leave you to live in misery forever."
Humperdinck said that he was bluffing, the only reason he is just talking is that he doesn't have the strength to get up from that bed, "You might be right, and I don't have the strength, or I might have the strength after all." He got off the bed, he pulled out a sword and pointed at Humperdinck and told him to drop his sword. He immediately dropped it, and began to sob, saying this is impossible he should be dead, to which Westley simply said he got better.
He immediately told him to sit on the chair, and that they could tie him up as tightly as they want.
That is when Inigo, Countess Rugen, Viola, and Minerva came running towards the room, finding the Prince tied up, "Well I think you took care of him, here catch." Inigo threw him the sword and he caught it, with a swift motion he pulled it out and slashed in the air, causing the bed sheet to split in half. Buttercup and her sisters asked why did he do that, "To test the quality of the blade, it is impressive indeed, so did you manage to kill the Count?"
Inigo said yes and no, Westley asked for clarification on what did he mean by that, then the woman near him said that technically she was once the Count in question and now she is the future wife of Inigo Montoya.
Westley said that he must have missed a lot, Miracle Max had a potion that can do that? Minerva said that no, the potion was actually one of her creations. "Your parents must be very proud. Kind of makes me wish I had accepted your father's deal."
Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles surrounded Viola and Minerva and began to look them over, "Yes, we approve of that deal, just as long as they realize we are the head wives of this harem of yours, just make sure you don't neglect us, darling."
Hearing a voice from outside the window, they looked out the window, and they see Fezzik, "Hey I found all of these horses, it would be a complete waste not to use them." Are you able to catch us Buttercup asked, Buttercup without being able to listen to the answer jumped out the window, as she safely was placed on the ground each woman jumped out the window as he caught one at a time and placed them on the ground, leaving Westley and Inigo in the room, "You know now that you have got your revenge, have you considered a career in piracy? I will need a successor, and you would make a great Dread Pirate Roberts, but be warned the Vengeance has no gold in it."
Inigo begins to laugh, "You know I have spent so many years of my life dedicated to revenge, I had no idea what I was going to do with the rest of my life, but since you asked, yes, that would be nice. Shaking his hand Inigo felt a bit of a shock go through his arm when he shook hands with Westley, "I will train you for a year, and after that, I will get to retire, I shall be your first mate, and call you Dread Pirate Roberts."
Inigo agreed and Westley jumped out the window, Fezzik caught him and put him on the horse with Buttercup. Inigo then jumped and was caught as well. As they all rode away towards the sunset on white horses, Buttercup and Westley kissed, but it was one of the most passionate kisses that anyone had ever seen. They say that five kisses were the most passionate but this one blew them away. The End.
Nana asked, "What do you think of the story now?" Lenalee said that it was amazing, Izuku said that it was inspiring, he mentioned that he always admired All Might, but now he sort of wishes that he was also a hero like the Dread Pirate Roberts, "So Granny can we hear the story again?" Nana smiled and she closed the book she just said as you wish.
Walking out of the room Nana found her daughter standing near the door, "So when are you going to tell three that their father is the 26th person who became the Dread Pirate Roberts?" Inko looked at her mother and began to look at the door, "I want to tell them about their father, but if All for one knew that they were his children, he would kill them, just like he has killed so many of the other people who became the Dread Pirate Roberts."
Nana told her daughter that she knows that he has killed nine of them already, all due to the fear of that particular quirk, "I do hope Toshinori can keep my little grandkids safe, you know that Toshinori plans to make Izuku his successor. Even though One for all has not left me, and he still has it himself, I can't believe that he has a copy of it and that it was copied and didn't transfer like we thought it did."
Inko said that his cold should be over by tomorrow, they still need to get him ready to go to elementary school, his sister will be there to start getting them to learn some things before they get to first grade, they already know the colors, letters, and numbers, so that is pretty good. But what she really wanted to ask is what was so funny that she was smiling when she left the room?
Nana told her that they first were complaining that the story she was reading was boring, but in the end, they asked if they could hear it again later, "I don't know, they sort of remind me of when you and your big brother were little since you two complained the same way."
"Well sweety I need to go and check with Toshinori, I will see you later, just remember they deserve to know about their father, after all, he is a target of All for one. So far he has been the only one that has been able to fight against All for one. I remember his predecessor if it wasn't for him I would be dead right now."
"I can't believe Steve Midoriya, when I fought my final battle against All for one, I should have died, but Steve saved me and fought against All for one he knew that he couldn't beat him but he prevented him from killing me, he died instead of me, however, I couldn't get away to save my life, when he was about to kill me he heard a man laugh, saying is this how you are going to get your revenge?"
Turning around he saw Steve getting back up. All for one screamed and told him, that it is impossible, that he already killed him, to which Steve said that he had quite a few tricks under his sleeves, "But is this how you plan to make her suffer? To get your revenge? You know that killing her will just end up ending her misery. Considering that everything you do after her death is meaningless, you could kill her entire family, and it would not matter since she was already dead. Not a very good plan in my opinion."
"Living to see everything you love, everything you value, crushed and destroyed, would be a far worse fate than death don't you think so?" All for one asked why is he telling him this, "You claim to be the Demon King, but instead you act like a spoiled brat throwing a tantrum when things don't go your way. I was once a teacher, I guess you can simply call it a professional habit."
All for one begins to laugh, "Should the Demon King want her to suffer as much as possible? Yes, that sounds right, I will make her suffer a little bit more than just letting her live." He walks over to her and places his hand on her face, and transfers the quirk that can double a person's lifespan. He smirks and tells them both that there is no hurry, he can kill them another day, and disappears.
All for one called one of his followers to him since he needed to absorb that quirk again, and once he did he will just need to get a new one later, no major problem, instead he needs to think of a way to kill these blasted pirates more efficiently considering that the one he currently fought managed to stay alive.
Nana tells her daughter that she will talk with her later, and she left the house, heading towards the home of Toshinori.