Isekaied by an inept Fanfiction Writer into Harry Potter

A story by DaManWriter, the inept Fanfiction Writer.

Disclaimer: If I did own Harry Potter or any other franchise that might get mentioned in this work, I'd relax on a tropical island right now instead of writing a disclaimer. I just borrow the characters for a bit and return them unharmed. Or not.

Chapter 10

After quite some training and fiddling Harry concentrated on a way to combine the war spells for piercing, cutting, bludgeoning and fire hexes with two different shield breakers as well as a shield, a shackling and a disarming spell. He could fire the spell chain in about 20 seconds and repeat it once before magical exhaustion stopped him.

With enough training he hoped to gain more speed. More stamina would be nice, but his magical core was going to take years to reach maturity. There had to be some way to enhance his magical power somehow. He just had to fucking find it.

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Since it worked so well with Bellatrix Harry decided to also annul the marriage between Narcissa and Malfoy making the woman a Black again and her son as well. Similar to the one of her sister the Malfoy marriage contract also had a clause about bearing a heir and a spare within 10 years and she failed on the spare part.

3MVile Law got it done and after Gringotts reclaimed the dowry Harry kicked Narcissa and Draco out of the Black family making both no names way down on the social ladder. That will show the little shit as well as his father, the big shit.

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Several lights hung under the canvas ceiling of their tent. Luna had a map on a collapsible table and added a line corresponding to her latest reading of the shift. The line almost hit the place where two others crossed. Good enough!

"I have the place, daddy. Look, it's some way of Calais as I said, not more than a mile around this spot."

The man petted his daughters long blonde hair and grinned.

"Well, then let's go there. I'm looking forward to whatever we will find."

After packing their tent Xeno apparated with his daughter to the spot on the map. Well, actually not exactly the spot.

"You see Luna, you can't just apparate to the place. Remember how you never found crumple-horned snorkacks? They ran away. You have to go near the place and carefully walk the rest of the way."

Luna understood how wise her father was and they did just that. Silently they crept through a large wood until they reached a clearing.

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The clearing the Lovegoods found was no clearing at all but the woodland edge that bordered on a high wall. There was no tree near the wall, so no chance to climb over it. Luna climbed a tree anyway to have a look but came down quite soon.

"You can't see what's on the other side. I saw a forest like the one behind us, but it feels wrong, like an illusion."

Xeno laid a hand on the wall and shook his head.

"This place is heavily warded. We have to find a door."

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"Great Master Harry Potter sir?"

Harry, yawning in his bed, turned towards his trusty elf.

"What is it, Dobby? I think it's a bit early for breakfast."

The answer came from the other side of the bed.

"The new trip wards Gringotts placed around the border of the estate activated. They alarmed us and also raised the new goblin made anti-apparition and anti-portkey wards along the border. We have visitors, Master Harry. They came walking out of the wood surrounding Potter Manor and are strolling along the wall right now. They are magical, otherwise the muggle repellent wards would have kept them away. They will reach the main gate in about half an hour."

Harry was wide awake now.

"How the hell did they find this place? This should be fucking impossible!"

He jumped out of the bed to get dressed.

"What can you tell me about them? Death Eaters?"

Dobby shook his head sending his ears flapping around.

"No Dead Eatings coming to the Great Master Harry Potter sir. They be a man and a young girl."

"Huh?"

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After just about an hour walking along the high wall the Lovegoods found themselves in front of a large ornate metal portal.

"This is the Potter coat of arms!"

"Do you think Harry might be here? He vanished just after you went on your trip."

Then an elf popped in at the same time someone stepped out from under an invisibility coat near the portal startling the two.

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Harry was watching the uninvited guests approaching the gate.

Luna and Xeno Lovegood? How the fuck did they find this place? Actually now that I think about it they are known to always be looking for strange places and even stranger creatures.

After the visitors correctly identified the Potter Crest Harry stepped out from under an invisibility coat and Floppy popped in right behind them.

"Welcome to Potter Manor!"

The Lovegoods froze, then slowly turned around to where the voice came from.

"Harry Potter!"

Just then Luna's stomach gurgled and she blushed. Harry grinned at the girl, feeling kinda hungry himself.

"Want to join me for breakfast?"

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Breakfast was quite lively compared to Harry's normal ones. After giving an oath not to reveal anything without his approval the Lovegoods have bombarded him with questions. He answered some but diverted most of them.

"Now that I know you I think it would've been nice to work with you, Xeno. Sadly I already have a contract with the Daily Prophet that worked out very well so far, I can't just break it."

"That's too bad. I'm sure you could give us valuable information on the heliotropes and the Rotfang Conspiracy."

Heliotropes? Rotfang? The fuck?

"Yeah, well, sorry about that. I'm sure we can do something, maybe an interview, but it will have to wait at least some months."

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This morning's Prophet dropped the next bombshell.

DUMBLEDORE HUSHES UP A HUGE BASILISK ATTACKING STUDENTS AT HOGWARTS!

CHAMBER OF SECRETS WAS OPENED! SWORD OF GRYFFINDOR WAS REDISCOVERED!

Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, esteemed headmaster of Hogwarts, was actively covering up how a huge basilisk was attacking the students at Hogwarts last term multiple times. Our children were attacked, time and again, some of them were petrified for months!

The Chamber of Secret is real and was opened once again. Just like decades ago a gigantic basilisk was roaming the school attacking our children! Unlike last time nobody died, which we have one boy to thank for - Harry Potter!

The useless staff of the castle was neither able to protect the students nor able to find the source of the attacks for months. The only thing they ensured was preventing the public from knowing what was going on.

Once more it took Harry Potter to save the day. The 12 year old boy-who-lived realized a basilisk was the culprit. He also found the Chamber, entered it and killed the snake - an ancient truly monstrous giant more than 20 meters long!

The valiant boy did not use magic to do this. As he had just begun his second year Harry still did not know many spells, but since basilisks are notoriously immune to magic that probably would not have worked, anyway. No, he used an artifact shrouded in legend, the Sword of Gryffindor! During the lethal battle Harry was bitten and just barely survived. He deserves an Order of Merlin for this!

There were several pictures showing the fight thanks to Harry's memories as well as one of him in front of the wide open huge maw of the snake with the sword in hand that also showed how immensely large the basilisk was.

Once more Dumbledore was unable to do his job of protecting our children in the so called most secure place in magical Britain. What else is going on that old man keeps withholding from us? We expose failure after failure showing just how short Dumbledore falls and his consistent irresponsibility. Is he still fit for his multiple high level jobs? Is he even fit for one single job? The public has a right to know!

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The man in question was at an ICW conference doing his best to stifle the inquiries about what was going on in wizarding Britain. It got harder by the day. Damn that brat!

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In Hogwarts another conference was held regarding what to do about the headmaster. Things just couldn't go on like this. The only one still advocating Dumbledore no matter what was Snape who feared for both his position and hide should the headmaster be ousted. Even McGonagall who so far followed the headmaster like a lost puppy began to seriously doubt the old man.

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After the Lovegoods were gone Harry was reading the Prophet. Once done laughing about Dumbledore he went to the Library to learn some more but his thoughts went back to his visitors.

Now that were two strange people. Strange but nice. Luna even promised to visit him again.

Without him noticing a smile grew on Harry's face when he remembered her hugging him.

Half an hour later later he gave up in frustration and went down to the training room. He had noticed that the physical training he did to complement the potion therapy also somewhat enhanced his endurance. This made Harry extended his exercise regimen a bit from almost pure muscle to repair the malnutrition damage to a more balanced plan. He now could do defensive training against several dummies who fired random spells at him without getting completely exhausted because of all the ducking, jumping and running around within a few minutes.

Harry's magical endurance was still remaining a pile of crap, though. So far he found no way to force grow his magical power without going in a direction that reminded him way too much of the Shart Lord. How should a teen with an immature magical core fight against an adult wizard who not only learned magic and fought for half a decade but also did who knows how many dark enhancement rituals? Damn that fucking bastard.

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Due to his rapid growth Harry had to get a new set of clothes about once a week. He just sent Dobby to do that and get them warded at Gringotts right away.

When Dobby once again saluted after receiving his order Harry finally asked his eccentric elf where he learned about the gesture. The explanation was actually rather simple. Malfoy had once sent Dobby on an errand near Buckingham Palace where he saw the Changing of the Guard and understood the salute as a sign of respectfully receiving an order. Harry accepted it as Dobby being Dobby.

Dumbledore still desperately wanted to find him and had already tried three times to place a new tracker on Harry, an act of futility.

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Harry felt ready for his follow-on experiment with foreign magic. As planned he was using something way more powerful from another of his old favorites this time.

"Hear me, oh dark ones! Hear me, oh void!

In Hades' flames and Sabbath's lies...

In paranoid dreams that never say die,

Eternal Idol of Heaven and Hell,

from volume four cast Iron Man's spell!

Ozzy, Iommi, Geezer! Nuclear death!

Black Sabbath Dawning!"

The targeted dummy became entrapped in a spellbound state. Random matter sent inside underwent nuclear fission, causing the temperature to skyrocket to hundreds of millions degrees C. The resulting irradiated ash, well, less than ash actually, was then sent to another dimension. The spell bound prevented any radiation from leaking out into the area. It was good Harry made no error since the contained explosion had the power of a nuke.

Not that he noticed, since like during the first time he fell unconscious as soon as the spell fired. Still he later thought about it and decided to use saver things than spells that can go out of control at the drop of a hat and destroy a city, continent or planet.

Harry was unconscious exactly as long as with the simple Elmekia Lance. That excluded the use of... exotic magic for normal purposes. Having powerful spells as a last resort was better than nothing, though.

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Frustrated with his slow going learning of spells Harry had his sights on a new target, the fucking prophecy. While destroying the damn thing would be easy it also would be very obvious and he wanted to avoid tipping the Shart Lord and Dumbledore off. What to do...

Well, he could blow up the fucking Hall of Prophecy. That required something big though and it wasn't important enough to use a last resort foreign spell. What to do...

Wait. Blow up the hall. Why didn't he do exactly that? Harry grinned.