Isekaied by an inept Fanfiction Writer into Harry Potter

A story by DaManWriter, the inept Fanfiction Writer.

Disclaimer: If I did own Harry Potter or any other franchise that might get mentioned in this work, I'd relax on a tropical island right now instead of writing a disclaimer. I just borrow the characters for a bit and return them unharmed. Rarely.

Chapter 13

One portkey travel later - Harry finally could make the fucking things himself - he stood in front of Malfoy Manor. Well, not in front, but actually quite some distance away.

"Is anybody home, Dobby?"

Dobby, being a former Malfoy elf, could still see the Manor and what was in it. He also had led the Great Master Harry Potter sir to his current location.

"The manor is empty."

Lucius was at a business meeting, Narcissa and Draco were shopping school supplies in Diagon Alley.

"Well, then I guess I'm going to leave a fucking message."

As otaku for many years Harry remembered various destructive magic spells. One of them was a true classic, but it had several forms... ah fuck, he'll just wing it!

Rising his hands up above his head Harry began to chant.

"You who are darkness beyond twilight...

You who are crimson beyond flowing blood..."

Ominous dark clouds started to swirl above. At the same time alarms began to blare in the Department of Mysteries.

"You who are buried in the flow of time...

In thy great name I pledge myself to darkness..."

The head Unspeakable appeared in the office of the DMLE head thanks to an emergency portkey.

"Madam Bones, some sort of absurdly powerful dark ritual is happening right now! Our instruments show us impossible readings. We never saw anything like that before."

"Where?"

"Malfoy Manor. It might very well be connected with you-know-who."

Harry meanwhile had moved his hands to his side, energy was gathering between them.

"All the fools who stand in our way...

Shall face destruction unconstrained..."

Madam Bones ran into the Auror Office. "Everyone here is coming with me! Grab this rope, it's a portkey. Now!"

Harry moved his hands forward.

"Grant me power, and unleash thine!

DRAGON SLAVE!"

A blinding blast of energy erupted from Harry's outstretched Hands towards the Manor. He didn't see what happened, though. As soon as the magic was unleashed Harry fell backwards, just barely staying awake.

He heard a gigantic explosion and grinned maniacally.

"Do... Dobby..."

The elf popped away with his unconscious Master.

Seconds later the aurors ported in to find a huge smoking crater where Malfoy Manor used to be.

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Finding no other leads the aurors came to the conclusion the incident must be an accident with a dark ritual gone wrong and arrested Lucius Malfoy when he came back to his former home. It took quite some bribes and favors for him to slither his way out of that tight spot all the while cursing Potter who Malfoy just knew must be responsible for this.

Harry as expected once again needed to rest more than two days due to severe magical exhaustion. Totally worth it!

One unexpected but quite welcome secondary effect was his girlfriend came visiting to nurse him back to health for the upcoming trip to Hogwarts.

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Harry looked very different now. He was almost 20cm taller, at the upper edge of his age group. Unlike basically any other wizard he was slightly muscular, just enough to get noticed. The usual chaotically unruly mop was gone. His black hair was now about shoulder length and loosely pulled into a short low ponytail. Thanks to the Sleekeazy's hair potion Dobby brought to his attention Harry's hair was in a state that seemed deliberately disheveled giving him a roguish look. Even with the powerful potion it was quite a task to get Harry's hair to this state every morning. Having an overenthusiastic elf proved to be super effective. Dobby got the job done in no time at all and will keep doing so at Hogwarts.

Harry noticed several students wearing Ray-Bans. Did he make the glasses popular always walking around Diagon and Gringotts with them or something? Well, who gives a shit?

Combined with Harry's larger frame, his mirrored aviators, the dark red almost bordering on black shirt, the black Armani suit with a slight red glimmer and his black and red Nike Air sneakers absolutely nobody recognized him when he walked up the platform. There were multiple aurors at King's Cross Station keeping a lookout for him, but not one of them noticed the elusive boy-who-lived they were looking for.

A shitload of girls noticed Harry quite well, though. Similar to the aurors they did not recognize him as Harry Potter, but they sure recognized him as a piece of prime beef to drool over.

Harry smirked. Those beard guys were right. Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.

Ignoring the smoldering glances that were following him Harry boarded the train and went to the very last compartment to meet up with his girlfriend. A look at his Patek Philippe watch revealed she'd be arriving soon.

Harry loved his new timepiece. He had a mechanical and self winding 2499 made to his specifications, one of a kind. The band was not the normal leather but gold like the watch case, made of large segments minted with the Potter Crest and jeweled with blue diamonds. The clock face also held blue diamonds instead of numbers. Both the stones as well as the band design was inspired by the Potter Heir ring. There was a second watch that followed the Head of House Potter ring design instead and sported even larger blue diamonds. Just like the Potter and Black Heir rings Harry was wearing the watch was heavily enchanted and size adjusting for a perfect fit. If you have it, flaunt it.

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It took Ron and Hermione almost two hours to locate Harry Potter in the Hogwarts Express. When they entered the compartment they found the elusive boy-who-lived sitting with his legs up on the seat opposite to him and Luna Lovegood across his lap, both reading the latest Quibbler. Occupying the middle seat opposite the couple was Neville Longbottom.

After overcoming their surprise the two ex friends who didn't know their new status yet sat down on the two empty seats near the door. While Ron stared at Harry's ring and watch and was so jealous he couldn't find the proper words Hermione never noticed and began her usual spiel.

"Harry! Where have you been? We looked for you everywhere. Are you allright? What happened..."

At this point Harry stopped her rapid fire questions.

"Stop. Just fucking stop right now and tell me why you completely ignored me the moment we left the Express in London."

Right then Ron finally overcame his trismus and felt he had something to add.

"Dumbledore said..."

Once more Harry interrupted, getting angrier by the minute.

"I don't give a flying shit about what the beardless goat fucker said!"

That shut both Ron and Hermione up. While their brains rebooted and they tried to catch flies with their open mouths Luna giggled about the massive wrackspurt infestations those two had. Neville just sat there and blinked owlishly not knowing what to think about the whole situation. That was the moment the door was opened with quite a bit more force than what was absolutely necessary.

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Daphne Greengrass walked alone down the Hogwarts Express. After meeting and talking to her girlfriend they had a major row about Harry Potter culminating with Tracey Davis ending their relationship and throwing Daphne out of the compartment.

The depressed girl came to the end of the train where she saw Draco Malfoy with his two goons opening the door to the last compartment. Walking closer she heard the argument going on there.

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Draco Malfoy stood in the open door, Crabbe and Goyle towering behind him.

"Potter! I thought you ran away afraid like a little girl..."

"Shut the fuck up, arsehole, or I will do it for you!"

That was not something Draco expected Potter to say. The others save a giggling Luna were just as surprised.

"Where are your manners, Potter? Oh, I forgot, you don't have any..."

This was as far as Draco would get. After placing Luna on the seat beside his own Harry stood up, made one step towards Malfoy and hit his nose followed with his chin with two fast jabs. Considering the crack at least the nose was broken. The blonde ponce dropped like a sack of bricks taking his goons with him right in front of Daphne Greengrass who looked wide eyed at the bloody scene.

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Sometime later, after several prefects took Draco away with Crabbe and Goyle following them there was a new seating arrangement. After the altercation with Malfoy and some other prefects questioning everyone Ron asked his imaginary best mate the first and only sensible question he managed that day.

"How did you get so tall this summer?"

Harry grinned.

"Being short never bothered me for three seconds. The rest of the time I wanted to commit suicide. Then I did something about it."

Soon after that not very helpful answer Ron and Hermione started arguing with Harry until he told them to piss off and threw them out of the compartment. Now it was back to Harry sitting with Luna on his lap and Neville opposite them, with the addition of Daphne who had joined them sitting besides Neville.

The Greengrass heiress grinned at Harry.

"That was wicked. Unrefined, but wicked. Malfoy sure had that coming for a long time."

Harry, who had reconsidered his opinion regarding the girl smiled back.

"Yes, he had it coming. Like so many more in wizarding Britain do."

From there it was quiet traveling for some time. There was some small talk between Harry and Neville, the two seemed to befriend each other. Daphne glanced at Luna several times wondering why she had never discovered that cutie pie at Hogwarts. Luna noticed and smiled back. The girl had been very lonely at school so far and was quite eager to make another friend.

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Finally the incident nobody but Harry knew to expect came upon them. It suddenly turned both cold and dark, but only for seconds, then everything went back to normal.

What the fuck? Shouldn't Dementors show up now? Where the hell are those ugly fuckers?

Instead of the demonic creatures Harry discovered something unexpected. He had the Marauder's Map in his pocket.

I have the fucking Map? Now? Shouldn't that be later? The hell is going on?

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Luna, part Fae, noticed something strange going on that was centered on Harry.

We skipped forwards in time as well as... sideways? Last year at Hogwarts was my first year and also my second?

The girl became pensive.

Wait... sideways? This is not a time skip at all, but another reality shift! Just instead of really slow like the other one incredibly fast this time? A dimensional jump? I'll have to talk with Harry about this. Now that we had two of those there might be more in the future.

Then a smile bloomed on her face.

Maybe some crumple-horned snorkacks came with it this time. I hope I can find some around Hogwarts...

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The Hogwarts Express arrived in Hogsmeade to a deluge of rainfall. The students leaving the train were immediately drenched.

Harry stopped his companions for a moment and erected one of his new shield war spells above him.

"Come with me if you want to stay dry."

Harry, Luna, Daphne and Neville exited the train and walked towards the coaches with a translucent shield hovering above protecting them like a large umbrella. Other students saw this and tried to copy it with a Protego shield, but the common shield spell let water through.

Harry grinned.

They could use water repellent charms, but to do that those morons first had to learn to use their brains.

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In the Great Hall Remus sat at the staff table as expected. After the sorting Dumbledore introduced him as the new Professor for Defense Against the Dark Arts. So far so good, but then Harry gaped open mouthed.

Why is the beardless wanker talking about the fucking Triwizard Tournament? What the hell? Are you shitting me? Can this inept Fanfiction Author not even get the order of the books right?

Then everything turned white

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AN: For those with trouble imagining Harry's new look, something like this but of course with black hair and without a beard. htt ps: (/)(/) mens hair cuts. (com /) wp- content/ uploads/ 2019/ 02/ man- ponytail- short- blonde. jpg (Remove the spaces and brackets. It has to be done like this because this site eats links for breakfast.)