Author's Note: This was just a thing I wrote for fun. Been a while since I played Huniepop so some details may be erroneous, and I only really intend to make one chapter unless enough people are interested in it. Enjoy!

KYU SUGARDUST

She saw him in a bar. An unassuming man who looked to be in his early 20's. Asian, had a bit of meat on his bones with the height to back it up, not what you'd see every day from his kind. I mean, they usually were the short, skinny, nerdy types with a bit of an abysmal package down under. He also looked jittery—quiet and taking small tentative sips from his drink. Not to be meaner than she already is, but Kyu thought he looked out of place, and the man knew it already as if he'd been dragged here against his will. Did he come here with a friend? Ahhh, Kyu can already see it now, a more socially active guy wanted to be nice and get their awkward friend out and get some bitches. Bless their sweet little heart because Kyu was going to take things over. There's never been a virgin she's handled that didn't turn into an absolute hoe magnet…then again, this *will* be her most challenging client yet.

"Hey stud~" She slid into the seat next to his.

He did not look up from his drink. Two hands clutched over the glass, fingers drumming against the surface whilst he stared off into space. Or rather into the veritable shelves of alcohol lined up behind the counter. The bartender was ways off the side, polishing a cup with a clean towel. Did someone slip roofies in his drink and he fell asleep with his eyes open or what?

No. No. Kyu made an effort to give him the benefit of the doubt. Venus always said she should try being more 'sophisticated' like the other Love Fairies. Less swears, more of the bigger words that made her peers sound ethereally mystic. Or whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean. She had her own way of doing things and it's what sets her apart from them, goddammit! And Kyu has the perfect track record to prove it!

"Uhhh hellooooo…? A pretty girl's talking to ya. Bit rude to ignore me." Kyu huffed, placing her hand on his wrist to see if he still had a pulse.

"Whuh?" That finally got his attention. The first thing the girl noticed were striking sky blue eyes. Contacts? Bit extra, she thought.

"Yes. You, oh don't worry. I won't bite…hotshot." The disguised love fairy had to force that out through grit teeth. Not that he wasn't attractive, Kyu thought he was a solid 8.5/10, bit cute if she was being honest. Its just that the dude seemed like a spineless nobody if his jumpiness was anything to go by. The man flinched away from her when she touched him, nearly dropping his own drink while sputtering out half coherent sentences. Fucking hell had he NEVER interacted with a woman before? Something like those basement dwellers that were utterly unsalvageable even by her own standards? Atleast he didn't smell like a landfill, pleasant even which was a promising sign he wasn't all that far gone into being an ultra-virgin.

"S-Sorry." He finally managed to say "I didn't think anyone would approach me here."

Me neither. Kyu had half a mind to say that, but any amount of sass could scare him off.

"Aw, c'mon. A cutie like you's bound to attract some hawt girlies. I mean, don't I look the part~?"

She fluttered her eyes at him. In human form, Kyu was a cut above the rest, perks of being a Love Fairy. For tonight she settled for short brunette hair and a thin-strapped red dress with black frills. Much of her legs were exposed, which was eye candy for any many she passed, and there *was* a prime specimen of a guy in one corner of the bar Kyu would have loved to pound her brains out, the Love Fairy had to do her job. Who knows, this squinty eyed loser might have his own charms.

All he had was a blank look on his face. Kyu wondered if he had brain damage or something.

"O-Oh. Sorry I just…think you got the wrong guy. I mean, yeah you're hawt. I'm just not the pussy magnet you think I am—casanova." He abruptly corrected himself. Pussy magnet was a VERY crude term in front of a woman "I meant casanova. Or hunk or whatever."

The man took a sip from his drink. Kyu was a regular here and she recognized that beverage as only juice. No alcohol whatsoever. If he wasn't going to get shitfaced than what the hell was he doing here? The guy had to be fishing for girls, and this nice guy crap was starting to annoy her.

"Heh. Nah," Kyu's flirtatious tone immediately went lax "pussy magnet's right on the money. Let's drop the bullshit then. You never experienced the touch of a woman, did you?"

Right for the throat. She should've done this from the start. He tried saying something, but Kyu cut him off.

"Your mom nor your sister doesn't count."

"Did you come here just to insult me?" The man didn't look the least bit annoyed. That was good, he had patience. Not a lot of men of his nonexistent body count had that.

"Maybe~ I just see a lost dude all by himself drinking…" Kyu reached out to pluck the drink from his hands. He didn't do anything. Typical beta behavior, and the brunette brought it to her lips, downing the whole thing without shame. "Ah~ Mmh! Mango? Pftt…hahaha! You got a mango juice? You could buy that from a convenience store."

"I got dragged here by a friend. I gotta drive him back home." He still wasn't budging an inch from Kyu's provocations, looking more forlorn over her finishing his drink than anything.

"Eh, fine whatever. Valid." She finally put space between them. "Where's your friend? Fucking some broad in the restroom?"

"Alley outside. He's nasty that way. If you wanna join the idiot, then tell him Iko says 'hurry the fuck up'."

Kyu liked his energy. He wasn't totally spineless…for now. If she could tame all that energy into developing him into a suave Layer of Women, that'd be another badge of honor for her track record. Depends on how much of a virgin he was, and the love fairy already seen the very extremes that bitchless men had to offer. If anything, the guy looked to be fairly normal, barring a few quirks.

"Tempting. But rule one of getting the girl, stud. Don't ever try to shoo a baddie away that's obviously interested." She crossed her legs together, chin resting on a propped-up hand. Kyu knew how to present herself, her dress was stretched taut from the barstool, accentuating every curve of the woman's hips whilst her cleavage was showing. Her tits were bountiful C-cups that had the illusion of being bra-less since there was no visible straps and a lack of nipple mounds pushing through the fabric. Bra patches probably?

Iko raised an eyebrow. Eyes darting back and forth in disbelief "Does that…mean what I think you mean?"

"What do YOU think, hotshot?" She winked. There's no way he won't capitalize this. Only thing missing is to outright spread her legs on the spot, and that'd get them kicked out.

There was a long silence between them. The more seconds ticked by and Kyu wondered if she short circuited his brain for coming on too strong. Okay, she'll just backpedal and—

"I think," Iko finally spoke "You owe me a drink."

"What?"

He plucked the empty glass from her side.

"I was enjoying that mango shake. If you're going to come onto me like this, then at least ask me to order you a…margarita. I would've appreciated that instead of taking my—"

"H-Hold on hold on. Pause. What the fuck are you doing?" Kyu couldn't believe it. This self-sabotaging prick was chucking away the opportunity to get laid over a DRINK?

"It's the principle. Besides I gotta have something to enjoy for being out here rather than staying home like I wanted."

The more words he spouted, the more horrified that Kyu became. 'Oh my god' she thought to herself. 'This guy is worse than I thought. Is he gay or something? Jesus Christ am I wasting my fucking time over a cocksucker?' She pursed her lips and prayed to Venus for restraint because God knows that she wanted to give him a piece of her mind. Ohhh she was SO tempted to call him an annoying impotent incel but perhaps the Great Kyu Sugardust can make him see reason?

"L-Listen. Stud. Brother. Broski. I—am—offering—to—sleep—with—you. I can suck you off right now just for you to forget about that goddamn drink." Her usual sultry demeanor turned into frazzled bewilderment. There's no way he's this disinterested. That would be a blow to her pride.

"…Nnnnnnoooooo." He slowly said, as if carefully deciding if he should say it or not "I'm flattered. Really, but I don't got the time. You see I got a thing I wanna do tonight." Iko unapologetically held his hands up.

"What could be more important than getting laid?" Kyu was on the edge of her seat, ready to rip out her own hair AND his off.

"No," Iko repeated "I sense I've made a mistake of some kind."

"YOU THINK?" Kyu nearly screamed, standing up from her seat. Patrons swiveled to look at her, wondering what she was freaking out over. Noticing the attention, she cleared her throat and sat back, pooling all her patience into hissed words through grit teeth "D…Do you have a girlfriend already? Or are you like…a homo? Tell me now so I don't have to deal with this."

Now it was Iko's turn to look offended.

"Do I look like a kissless virgin to you?"

Kyu's silence told volumes.

"Well, you're right. I don't have a girlfriend but I'm not gay. Is that what you instantly think when a guy doesn't immediately want to bone you? Kind of shallow don't you think?"

Love Fairies had an uncanny sense for one's attraction. It wasn't like an empirical lie detector, but more of pure intuition. Kyu can atleast tell that it wasn't a manner of sexuality, this guy was just THAT much of a dense idiot who had so-called more important matters to attend to. She sat there with a blank expression, watching him order another glass of juice, complete with a straw and small umbrella. It gave the impression that she was talking to a man-child.

"Since I'm such a gentleman I won't have you pay. My treat." He sipped casually like he hadn't just fumbled a woman many men would spend the entire night trying to sleep with.

"Wow. You're fucking unreal." Kyu flatly said.

"I know right? 10$ for this glass of juice." Iko swiveled the drink in his hand "In hindsight I don't know why I got another one. Masterful gambit."

Before the disguised love fairy can utter another word, sounds of commotion was heard across the other room, and Iko seemed to recognize it when the man chugged his overpriced beverage down and stood up. "And that's my friend absolutely shitfaced. I need to get him home. It was nice meeting you uhh…"

"…Kyu. Just Kyu." She replied with a hint of frustration and incredulous disbelief.

"Miss Kyu. Call me Iko, and I'm sure there's guys out there that can give you a better night and I'm not one of 'em. Stay safe." He slipped money across the counter for his bill and walked off, hauling a clearly dead drunk man out with him into the night. Kyu continued to blink in total silence, wondering if all this was a fever dream, then remembering that her kind never needed to sleep.

"Hmf~ Quite the client you found, Kyu." A new voice made itself known from where Iko just sat. She instantly recognized it and dropped her façade, leaning back into the counter, feeling completely drained from talking to a walking brick wall.

"Venus. You can't expect me to help THAT guy."

"Is the Great Sugardust throwing in the towel?" Venus had a glass of wine in her hand, and knowing her, she probably watched everything that went down for entertainment.

She was a monolith of beauty. Long light green hair that draped all the way down her back and barely covering twin mounds of a wide dumpy as Kyu would describe it. The woman's front assets were just as impressive, covered by a long white and maroon colored robe reminiscent of a toga. Then crowned around her head was a golden laurel, as befitting for someone who held the title as the Goddess of Love.

"I didn't say that. But cut me some slack, boss. That guy's practically self-sabotaging himself. He doesn't WANT the help." Kyu grumbled, rubbing her temples to stave off the migraine she got from talking to him.

"A person may not want something, though perhaps they need it." She nodded "Although if my most decorated love fairy cannot take on such a task, then I suppose there is something beyond her capabilities."

Kyu shot the goddess a furrowed look.

"I didn't say that." She repeated.

"Oh?" Venus simply maintained her cryptic smile.

Kyu snapped her fingers to signal the bartender over. She ordered the strongest shot they had and downed it one go. "Pwah! Ugh. You can't ever ask me for anything ridiculous again when I turn him into a pussy magnet."

"By all means. Continue to make me proud~"

The love fairy offered no more words. She ordered a second shot, then another for good measure. Kyu had turned the lowest of lowlives into bonafide chads, basement dwellers into savvy womanizers, but that was easy because they met her halfway. Because they WANTED to get pussy. This Iko guy—turned her down every step of the way, though Venus didn't explicitly tell her to give up on him, which meant there was hope. Hopeless guys? Her boss would straight up say right away when they were a lost cause. What could possibly be holding Iko back anyway? Something so important that he just HAD to get back home?

IKO

Popcorn? Check. Soda? Check. Slippers? Check. Blanket? Check. New clothes after getting vomited on? Double check.

Iko felt bad turning Kyu down. She's cute, no doubt about that. He just didn't like how fast everything went. One moment they were talking then the next the woman went ahead into tier 15. It sounded good—TOO good to be true…and he didn't want to miss the premier of the next episode of this new show he was watching. Viewing it any later and his friends would spoil him at the earliest chance they get.

He clicked on the remote, lounged back, and enjoyed the rest of his evening.

Yeah, Iko thinks he made the right choice tonight.

END