A/N – Here we have the Naruto Halloween special (and I'm just realizing that I have more specials than actual plot. Huh. Not that that changes anything).

Kakashi was alert on his way to Hinata's apartment (perhaps a smidge more than strictly required), determined to not be waylaid by things such as 'Village Emergency' or 'Just one moment, Hokage-sama' or, worst of all, 'Oi, Sensei!'

Mikoto and Fugaku had to leave Konoha to attend a birth in some distant cousin's family, and Shisui, snatching the chance that had been bestowed upon him, decided to throw a Halloween party to end all parties as if he was still a teenager looking for hidden opportunities to get blackout drunk.

Kakashi was not at all looking forward to attending the party this year (to be fair to Shisui and his party planning prowess, he tried to miss it every time regardless of who was throwing it. One year, after the fact, Kakashi told everyone that he was dressed as a shinobi, which is why no one saw him at the party. It was his proudest excuse till date). Sakura had decided that Team 7 would do an 'Alice in Wonderland' theme, and she had also decided that Kakashi needed to be involved beyond his normal capacity of telling them they looked great and leaving immediately. Which was why Kakashi was suffering having to dress up in costumes (he should not be suffering group costumes at his age).

He had already borne witness to Naruto and Sakura attempting (and somehow succeeding) to put cute white bunny ears on Sasuke (what a fucking sentence to be thinking of, on his way to his girlfriend's house), and he was certain that he would remember that moment for the rest of his life (the whole endeavour was like watching a bunch of Genin trying to put a ribbon on a goose. It was dangerous, made everyone involved look stupid and left one with a renewed appreciation for their fragile mortality).

Kakashi had left the moment the ears touched Sasuke's head, displaying a healthy amount of 'not my circus, not my monkeys' (unfortunately, as the Hokage this was his circus, and, even more unfortunately, as their sensei these were his monkeys. Damn).

'I suppose I'll see them tonight if they survive.' Kakashi thought to himself, the idea of survival taking him to a thought of Hinata in a sexy nurse's costume. 'I hope not.'

Kakashi knocked on Hinata's apartment door. Hopefully she wouldn't mind if he crashed here while she got ready.

'If I plan things carefully I could get her to ditch the party with me!'

_

'Where is it, where is it, where – oh, there it is! How did it get there?'

Hinata grabbed the ribbon from where it was (somehow), behind a picture frame, and finished her other low braid, pulling both of them forward. Now all she needed to finish her costume were the red shoes she had borrowed from Ino (they were a little big, but nothing a bit of newspaper stuffed in didn't fix).

Hinata left her room to put the shoes on, frowning in confusion when she heard a knock on her door.

'Who could that be?'

There was at least an hour before she had to meet up with the rest of Team 8 and Team 10. She had just gotten ready early because she had nothing else to do and was hoping to see Kakashi in the meantime.

Hinata opened her door, and was struck dumb where she stood. It was Kakashi.

He was dressed as the Mad Hatter, in keeping with the theme of the Team 7 group costume (he had griped at length at not being allowed to choose his own costume, completely disregarding the fact that if it were up to him, he wouldn't be in a costume at all).

A black shirt that stretched across his broad chest, with a green vest and jacket. A white cravat (that he looked very uncomfortable in), black trousers that hugged his thighs and a green top hat.

It was all very flattering on him, if Hinata was being honest with herself.

_

Hinata was wearing a blue and white gingham frock over a white shirt, hair tied in two low braids with blue ribbons. Kakashi could see a pair of red shoes next to the couch.

'I can accept not getting a sexy nurse if this is the alternative'

"Well, hello, Hinata-chan." Kakashi leered at her, going in for a kiss. "Nice costume."

"You as well, Kakashi-kun." Hinata stood up on her tiptoes to give him a kiss, opening the door wider for him to enter. "I thought you were with Team 7?"

"Just barely escaped. They put bunny ears on Sasuke and I wanted to be out of his line of sight for when he inevitably goes on a rampage." Kakashi shuddered dramatically, making Hinata laugh. "As for why I'm here, I was hoping I could see my lovely girlfriend and spend some time with her."

Kakashi pulled Hinata close as he fell back against the door, closing it with a thud. Hinata's hands came up, playing with the hair at the back of his neck. "Is that all you were here for?" She asked with no small amount of amusement.

"I am hurt, Hinata-chan, truly." Kakashi rubbed his hands up and down her sides, taking pleasure in her happy little hums. "You think your poor boyfriend, who has barely escaped certain death via angry Uchiha, has some nefarious hidden agenda?"

"So you are not thinking about being late to Shisui-san's party?" Hinata pressed sweet kisses to his mouth, thumb caressing his neck.

"I would never!" Kakashi denied easily, trying to deepen the kisses. "But it is a very good idea, Hinata-chan! Something to consider, possibly."

"Possibly." Hinata hummed innocently (a little too much, actually). "Would it be possible to convince you otherwise?"

'Not likely!'

"I don't know, Hinata-chan," Kakashi said sceptically. "I can't think of a lot that could be better than us staying in."

"Can I at least try?" Hinata pouted, pressing a kiss to the corner of his mouth.

Kakashi hummed an absent agreement, his hands squeezing her hips.

Hinata slowly knelt down, pressing a kiss to his belly over the vest and rubbing his thighs. She looked up at him with a rosy blush on her face, visibly trying to not let her shyness take over. "I-I was... hoping, I could try something."

'Nevermind! Absolutely!'

Kakashi spread his arms wide. This was getting better and better. "I am at your service, Hinata-chan." The lovely image she made on her knees was a clue as to what she meant, but he didn't want to spook her by being over-eager.

Hinata's hands moved up, unbuckling his belt and undoing the button of his trousers. She stopped for a moment, her hands trembling a little with nerves.

"Hinata-chan – " Kakashi began, wanting to reassure her.

"I want to try!" The words left her in a hurry, forceful with an almost militant determination. She cleared her throat and reiterated. "I-I, I want to try..." Her words faded away, apparently not entirely ready to say out loud what it was she wanted to try.

"There's no rush." Kakashi gently pushed a lock of hair behind her ear, hand moving down to cradle her cheek. "Take your time, only as far as you want, hmm?"

Hinata nodded shyly, turning her head to kiss his palm, then pulled his trousers and his underwear down. The blush on her face was bright red as she got a good look at him.

"Like what you see?" Kakashi asked cheekily to bring some levity. It successfully earned him a playful glare, which quickly melted into a grateful look.

She sat up straight and held his member with one hand, the other bracing against his thigh, her touch exploratory. She bent forward to kiss the head, moving further to kiss down the shaft.

Kakashi hummed in pleasure, cradling her head lightly. Hinata licked at the head and took it into her mouth, suckling lightly. Her hand slowly moved back and forth, stroking him, a bit too loosely.

"You're doing great, Hinata-chan. A bit firmer." Kakashi ordered, lightly scratching the back of her neck. She shuddered, and complied, getting better with each stroke.

She moved back and kissed up and down his shaft, tracing the vein on the underside, then took him back in. Inch by inch, she took him in deeper, her tongue caressing him as she did. Kakashi was thankful for the door at his back, which made it easier to stand when faced with such a pleasurable assault. Then Hinata pulled off, choking, as his head hit the back of her throat. Tears came to her eyes as she coughed, trying to get her breath back.

"Easy, Koneko-chan. Breath through your nose." Kakashi caressed her cheek, thumb pulling at her lip. "Take it easy, okay? Just as far as is comfortable."

Hinata nodded, although the stubborn look on her face made it clear that she would be giving this just as much attention and focus as she would to learning a new jutsu. Her bright red lips came together with the blush on her face to create a tantalizing picture, with only one thing missing.

"Look at me, Hinata-chan." Kakashi lightly tapped at her temple. "Let me see those pretty eyes."

She opened her eyes and looked up at him as she rubbed her lips to the length of his shaft, then took him back in.

This time went better. Hinata took him a little deeper than last time, her tongue caressing him. Kakashi's head hit the door as he massaged the back of her head, trying to stop himself from thrusting in. She was still new at this, and it was surprising enough that she had decided to give him a blowjob in the first place (although Kakashi suspected there was research involved, with the way it was going, and he would definitely get her to elaborate on that), he didn't want to make this a terrible experience.

She continued to blow him, her hand stroking what she couldn't take in. Kakashi was close, and pulled at her hair to get her attention. Hinata hummed in question, the vibrations travelling to rest in his hips and pulling a moan from him. "I'm going to cum, Koneko-chan."

Kakashi expected her to pull back, and was caught off guard when she did the opposite and doubled down.

He came, spilling down her throat, mind going foggy as his orgasm thundered through his nerves. Both retained their positions for a while longer as they caught their breaths.

Eventually, Hinata stood up and walked over to the kitchen, ignoring a confused Kakashi. He heard the sink running, then she came back with tissues that she handed to him. He looked at them uncomprehendingly.

"We have a party to be at, Kakashi-kun." Hinata said, taking out a compact mirror from... somewhere? '...Huh?' "If we leave now, we'll be only a few minutes late."

Kakashi's molasses-slow brain caught up as cleaned himself up. "We're still going!?"

Hinata hummed in agreement, gesturing at him with a blush to tuck himself back in.

'Oh, what the Hell!?'

"I thought you were supposed to convince me!?" Kakashi went to grab her, but she dodged and, the moment he had moved away, quickly opened the door and darted out.

"I changed my mind!"

_

"Sasuke-kun," Hinata asked as she sat down next to him. "Why are you holding the cheese sticks hostage?"

Sasuke glared at her and decapitated a cheese stick, chewing violently. He pointed above his head. "Use your eyes, Yūhi. Do you not see this abomination I've been forced to wear!?"

Hinata cringed and offered (perhaps not entirely helpfully), "It's not that bad?"

It was kind of bad. Mostly because bunny ears on Sasuke were like lipstick on a lizard. They might pull it off but the feeling of dread-inducing bewilderment just won't leave you.

"How did that happen, anyway?" Hinata asked, curious as to how Sasuke got caught in the first place.

"I don't want to get into it."

'Well, okay then...'

They were silent for a moment. Then, supposedly making a decision, Sasuke cleared his throat for her attention. Hinata looked at him. He was doing his best to not meet her eyes.

"You and Kakashi..." He trailed off, looking vaguely constipated.

"Yes...?"

He gave her a look that she had no idea how to read after the questionable cocktail she had ingested earlier (There was apple juice? Maybe?). She raised her eyebrows in question, hoping for some clarification.

"I am trying to make friendly conversation." Sasuke gritted his teeth and rubbed his eyes, looking extremely awkward.

Hinata turned that over in her mind.

"Do you..." Hinata asked, unsure. This was unprecedented. "want to... gossip? About my... boyfriend?" As Hinata spoke, a thought half-materialised in her mind.

'Is boyfriend even the right term? It seems a little... juvenile. Should I call him something else? Partner?'

"I couldn't care less about what your love life is like, okay!?" Another cheese stick was lost to an uncaring maw.

"Sasuke-kun, what do you want then?" Hinata asked, exasperated. "What are we," she gestured towards him and then herself. "supposed to do here?"

"What we are supposed to do," Sasuke said in his annoying, 'catch-up, idiot' tone. "is that I ask you about your boyfriend, you agree, we share a manly nod and never speak of it again!"

Hinata was dumbfounded. They had never had a conversation like that in all the time they had known each other (mostly because neither of them had dated before), and she was not sure why they needed to start now. She also had no idea what part of that absolutely absurd sentence to address first.

"If you wanted to share a manly nod with someone," She suggested, joining his attack on the cheese sticks. It was not like they would survive the night anyway. "Kakashi-kun would be a better option."

Sasuke scoffed in disgust. "He's far worse."

"I see." Hinata nodded, uncomprehendingly. She did see, in fact, that she should have asked him how drunk he was before starting a conversation.

Hinata noticed a flash of red out of the corner of her eye, and turned to look properly.

"Oh! Karin-san is here."

"Fuck!"

_

Kakashi was aware that he was staring in a way that was mildly (incredibly) concerning, but he simply didn't care enough to stop.

'Must be the fucking concoction Shisui's invented. I can feel my pancreas dissolving'

At the moment Hinata was talking to Shisui, who was wildly gesticulating as he told her... something.

'Really? She forces me to come here just to mingle with people we see everyday already? Hmph'

It was the second hour of the night and some people were breaking off to make out in corners, drunk off their minds. Kotetsu looked about ready to throw up.

'Serves him right, having to clean the house before Fugaku and Mikoto get back. Maybe I'll give him a day off when they do...'

"Plotting again, Kakashi-kun?"

Kakashi looked down as he felt a weight settle into his side. Hinata smiled up at him guilelessly. "What makes you think that, Hinata-chan?"

"You look like you're planning to set someone on fire." Hinata reached up to kiss his cheek, and Kakashi had half-a-mind to move away and make his displeasure at the duplicity suffered earlier in the evening clear. He didn't, of course, because he would be losing a kiss. But still. The sentiment was there.

"Something being on fire would liven things up, I think." Not that the party needed it, with Anko yelling for body shots and throwing poor Hyūga Kō on a table (why was he even here?). "What made you finally pay attention to your poor boyfriend that you dragged here under false pretences."

Hinata nudged him with her shoulder. "Shisui-san told me you were 'cramping the party's vibe', staring at me like you were." The air-quotes were, quite frankly, hurtfully disrespectful, as was the accusation that he was cramping any vibes.

If Kakashi was a lesser man he would feel some embarrassment about the staring. But he was not, and so he chose to try again.

"Hinata-chan," He crooned, bringing her closer to his chest. This mission would require every ounce of charisma he had (the events of that evening had taught him the bitter lesson of 'I can't half-ass this'). "We've been here for, what, a couple hours now? I'm sure we can politely leave and return home."

Thankfully, Hinata seemed to actually be considering it. She absently massaged his shoulders (Manipulation? Mind game? Unclear), and looked around thoughtfully. No one was really paying any attention to them (poor Kō was hacking up a lung and his coughs covered up for quite a few conversations).

She turned back to him, a blush rising on her face and grinned. "Convince me."

_

Kakashi dragged Hinata by the hand through a couple of hallways and pulled her into a random room, locking the door with a quick jutsu.

"Kakashi-kun – " Hinata was pushed against something (a desk?) and her lips were captured by Kakashi.

He kissed her furiously, his hands fisting in her braids to pull her head back. Hinata held back a moan, holding onto him for balance.

"You've been very naughty, Koneko-chan," Kakashi growled against her lips, nipping and pulling at them. "Teasing me the way that you have, this whole evening."

"Y-You enjoyed it well enough, I thought." Hinata cheekily replied, squeezing his biceps.

Kakashi pushed her up onto the edge of the... whatever it was (probably a desk), kneeling down and spreading her legs apart. Hinata felt her heartbeat jump in her chest as he looked up at her.

"I see something I'll enjoy more." Kakashi smirked widely at her, and Hinata tightly clenched her hands against the surface to keep from grabbing him.

Kakashi's hands rubbed up and down her legs, mouthing at the joint of her knee, making her breath shudder. His hands moved up and up, raising her skirt as they went. Kakashi nipped at her thighs and spread them wider.

"Kakashi-kun..." Hinata's eyes fluttered as she felt his fingers rubbing against her over her panties. "T-That..."

"Feels good?" Kakashi continued caressing her firmly. The wetness she could feel already made her thighs want to close instinctively. "Ah-ah-ah, keep them open, Koneko-chan."

He moved her panties to the side, and Hinata braced herself with a moan, feeling his breath on her intimacy. He kissed her lower lips, once, twice, and then dove in.

One hand held onto her thigh, while the other opened her folds to allow his tongue to go deeper. Hinata's head hit the wall behind her and her toes flexed in her shoes with the pleasure flowing through her.

Kakashi's finger replaced his tongue, reaching deep inside. His lips closed around her button and elicited another loud moan as Hinata's hand flew to his head, tangling within his hair to keep him where he was.

"Best be quiet, Koneko-chan." Kakashi teased, adding another finger and stretching her deliciously. "We don't want someone hearing and coming to check, do we? Hm?"

He crooked both his fingers, and hit a spot that made her jolt her thighs shut. His moan as he looked up at her hungrily only heated her body further, the sound of his fingers moving through her wetness loud in the room.

"Get a move on, Pineapple-head!"

She was snapped out of her daze with the sound of the doorknob rattling.

"Wha – "

"Shh."

Hinata pressed her lips shut tightly, trying not to make a sound, her hand nervously kneading at Kakashi's scalp.

"Why isn't this door opening!?" Temari's muffled voice came from the other side of the door. "Who locks their door during a party!?"

Hinata glanced at Kakashi, who smirked at her, lasciviously licking his lips. Hinata tilted her head in question, and immediately got her answer when Kakashi continued his ministrations, making her shove a fist into her mouth to muffle her moans. The fiery full-body blush he induced almost made her feel overheated.

"Smart people." Shikamaru's voice lazily offered. "The room's probably occupied. This would be easier if we just went home."

Kakashi licked at her faster, his fingers unerringly finding and pressing against the spot that made sparks burst before her eyes.

"Let's find another room. Come on!"

"Troublesome woman..."

As their footsteps faded, Hinata's moans became louder and louder, her hips moving of their own accord, pushing into his mouth and hand.

"Kakashi... Kakashi, I – "

"Cum for me, Koneko-chan." Kakashi's fingers thrusted faster and faster, tongue caressing her button till she came, ripping her climax from her.

Hinata panted furiously, eyes closed as she tried to get her breath back. She felt Kakashi move, and looked to see Kakashi leaning over her, hair tousled (and very attractive, it was almost unfair). He brought his fingers up to his lips, and winked at her as he licked them clean.

Hinata held his gaze, her blush nowhere near cooling.

"So," Kakashi panted, leaning on the desk and lightly kissing her cheek, then her jaw. "Are you convinced yet?"

Hinata nodded breathlessly, biting her lip as she pulled him closer by the lapels of his jacket.

"Yes."

A/N – Hope you enjoyed!