A/N - Ok, I'm just gonna come out and say I don't like how disjointed and patched together this chapter feels to me, but this is what I got. Sorry if it feels weird.

Hardware issues still haven't been resolved, with no clear fix for some time, so updates will still be a bit iffy.


Nezu hummed as he sat at his temporary desk in a dark room. The only illumination coming from the computer screens in front of him.

He would have preferred to have the lights on but this emergency bunker technically wasn't finished yet.

Ironically that worked in their favor, as they were able to quickly convert the unfinished facility into an impromptu maternity ward while remaining hidden.

Right now though, Nezu's focus was split between several, rapidly declining events.

The first and most obvious being the situation in U.A. itself, but that was infinitely more manageable with the vestiges of One For All and Snipe following Nezu's quick instructions.

Plus most of the bigger powerhouses in U.A. had already been pacified by Midoriya.

Nezu was far more concerned with several news channels he was watching simultaneously. Particularly the one interviewing the H.P.S.C. who was not even attempting to hide their plans to go over Nezu's head and take whoever was responsible for the insanely powerful Quirks Izuku had displayed to the public.

However, the infinitely more concerning and admittedly pride wounding for Nezu, was the public statements from the face of the Meta Human Liberation Front, or Paranormal Liberation Front now according to Himiko.

Normally Nezu would be vibrating with joy at the abundance of intel he'd gotten from the two former villains. Himiko and Nagant had been more than cooperative since Izuku brought them in and gave a quick rundown of their situations. Both women gave Nezu more intel than he ever could have dreamed of, especially Himiko when she was awake.

But that also resulted in his wounded pride and heightened anxiety, as he learned just how horrifyingly far the League of Villains had progressed under his nose, with them absorbing the Liberation Front and nearly all its members, with many becoming fanatically loyal.

Then there was that monster All For One had created as his personal bodyguard. The description of which had sent a shiver up even Nezu's spine.

Nezu was actually glad Himiko had passed out after telling them all she could, because whatever gratitude he wished to convey to the her and Nagant, was immediately dried up by the vague but short timetable they'd given for the League's next move, which had nebulously been placed somewhere within this week. Terrible news made worse by the fact nether woman had been made privy to the actual plan aside from it involving Tomura being enhanced somehow and them planning to capture Midoriya.

Nezu sighed as he reached for a cup of tea, only to swipe at empty air and causing him to grimace.

"I must actually be getting tired if I'm forgetting I'm out of tea down here" Nezu thought with some remorse for the lack of his preferred beverage.

He was also beginning to grow tired of the current situation in U.A.

Normally such conundrums would stimulate his hyper-intelligent brain, but it was already a mildly uncomfortable puzzle to solve, and now he was dumped with the knowledge that the League was significantly more power and about to cause havoc and endanger his students further. He couldn't even find amusement in the fact the H.P.S.C. was obviously dropping the ball, big time.

Nezu shook his head clear of the depressing scenarios his mind kept conjuring up and focused instead on his mental list of possible solutions.

A smirk then wormed it's way onto his face as he came to his speculations and hypothesizes for the quirks he's seen Izuku display so far.

"It would seam this little crisis might turn out to be more of a blessing then a curse" he thought as he already had dozens of plans drawn up in his head for how to counter attack once Izuku was finished accumulating power.

His smirk turned outright evil as he spied a class B girl on his monitors and swiftly typed a few keys, causing blast doors to slam down and corral them where he wanted.

"I must say, playing match maker is actually kind of fun. Especially when you get to guess what new quirks could arise from it. It's almost like playing a sim game" he muttered as his evil side surfaced for a moment and he giggled in satisfaction as his plans began to come together.

Nezu shook himself back to normal before he could get carried away though and he got up from his desk.

"I suppose I need to get Midoriya back out there before things escalate further" he thought aloud as he walked to the door to his little office.


Meanwhile, Izuku was actually having a peaceful sleep as he rested against Ochako's belly. Imagines of his future family dancing in his mind, only periodically broken by a tiny foot randomly kicking him in the face.

Before his dream could turn into an anxiety fueled nightmare of ever multiplying wives and children, Izuku was gently roused from his slumber by foot turning into a paw, patting him on the cheek repeatedly and rousing some old memories to mix with his dreamland.

"Noooo… I don't wanna eat anymore hair All Mighhhh…" Izuku muttered in a drowsy slur as he resisted the call to rise.

The attempts persisted though and Izuku eventually cracked his eyes open as he was pulled back to the land of the living, only to be met with two beady eyes.

"Gah!" Izuku yelped as he jerked upright.

"Rise and shine Midoriya. Rest asundered that there will be no hair for breakfast" Nezu spoke cheerfully as he stood on the gurney with Izuku and Ochako.

"B-b-breakfast!?" Izuku yelped in panic only for Nezu to wave off his concerns.

"You've only been out for half an hour, it simply seamed the appropriate thing to say" Nezu said with a shrug and Izuku practically melted with relief.

"But that aside, we need you to get back out there soon Midoriya. So far all attempts at nullifying your quirk have failed or lead to even worse reactions from the women in U.A. So the only solutions are for you to get full control of your quirk or develop one to counter it" Nezu explained as he hopped off the gurney and stood in front of Izuku.

The green haired hero winced at Nezu's words though and averted his gaze with a grimace.

"A-actually… I've already gotten moderate control of my quirk and… I still can't turn them back to normal without…" Izuku's voice trailed off until it was practically a whisper.

Nezu was undeterred though.

"Then you will simply have to create a counter quirk. I've already compiled a list of girls with quirks that could work as suitable bases. Though I suspect you already have a good idea of who would be best suited yourself" Nezu continued as he slapped a notebook into Izuku's hands, causing him to scream in horror as he blushed profusely.

"Unfortunately, right now you need to deal with a group of girls who have gotten themselves into a rather sticky situation first. I'll give you directions once you're ready" Nezu finished as Izuku held the notebook away from himself as if it were a bomb about to go off.

Izuku whimpered a little as Nezu left him to get ready and Ochako rubbed his back.

"It's ok Deku… everything with be ok…" she tried to reassure him but her own voice wavered a little as she glanced at the notebook with an atomic blush.

Izuku sighed as he resisted his face in his hand.

"How did my life get so crazy?" he muttered to himself.

"Believe me… it's a lot easier then it looks…" another voice rang out and Izuku jerked his head up to see Himiko sitting up in bed with bags under her eyes and looking completely drained.

"H-Himiko!?" Izuku yelled in shock. He hadn't had a chance to catch up with her or figure out what the other girls thought of her.

Judging by the weary but not hostile looks the others were giving her and Lady Nagant, it was better than he initially hoped.

"Um… h-how are you feeling?" he asked nervously, to which Himiko gave a listless sigh that was very much out of character for her.

"I'm not sure yet… everything's such a blur of guilt, clarity and confusion that half the time I forget I'm pregnant. Then I feel them kicking and I'm left dealing with an entirely different set of emotional issues…" she replied with the same listless tone.

She then gave a smile though and it was far less deranged than he was used to.

"But it's still better than being crazy and… hurting people… so thank you Izuku" she said and Izuku was left stunned as he stared at her.

She still had major issues but she was already leaps and bounds better than she was and that made Izuku happy.

Izuku then turned his gaze to the rest of the girls though and felt the awkwardness pile on again.

"W-what about the rest of you?… A-Anything I can help with?" he asked the 21 women in the room.

"Well we're all still horny as fuck, so maybe you could help with that~" Mirko suggested with a sultry voice.

"NOT A CHANCE YOU DAMN RABID BUNNY!" Recovery Girl yelled from the other room, causing Mirko and a few other girls to pout while the rest ether cringed or tried to hide their blushing faces.

Izuku gulped while silently thanking Recovery Girl.

His attention quickly zeroed in on Lady Nagant though, as he noticed her looking somewhat uncomfortable and averting her eyes as she struggled to voice whatever concerns she had.

Nagant jumped in place though as she looked up to see Izuku had swiftly moved next to her.

"What's wrong?" he asked softly, causing her to awkwardly look anywhere but at him or the litany of other girls.

Nagant hadn't been mistreated or anything so far and some of the girls had even shown some sympathy after her situation was explained to them, but she still tried to keep her distance and a few of the other girls still gave wary glances her way.

Izuku's attentiveness and caring eyes were a massive brake from the awkward tension, but that ironically made her feel more awkward.

Eventually though she did manage to quietly stutter out some words.

"I-I… um… it's not a problem per say and I actually feel better then before, but I… I can't feel the… the quirks he gave me anymore…" she muttered the last part out with shame.

Izuku winced a little but placed a comforting hand on her shoulder.

"Yah… about that… I'm sorry but I had to get rid of them. Normally people born with a quirk can't survive having another one given to them at the same time… you were literally burning through your lifespan having multiple and… he also gave you an explosive quirk in case you betrayed him" Izuku quickly explained and tightened his grip as he saw the realization wash over Nagant.

She had always known that All For One had considered her expendable at best and probably had something set aside to kill her. She just didn't consider he'd doom her to die from the very beginning and turn her into a living bomb as an extra "fuck you".

Nagant's hands wrapped protectively around her belly as it all sunk in and Izuku hugged her tightly.

"It's ok… you're ok…" Izuku cooed into her ear while the other girls watched with a mix of sympathy and jealousy.

"The sad part is we can't even be mad she's getting all the attention" Mt. Lady whispered to the girls closest to her. Those being Nejire, who was doing much better thanks to the other girls, and Ryukyu, who was just staring up at the ceiling with a defeated expression as her hormones assaulted her mind as it kept meticulously analyzing Izuku's behavior for as long as she'd known him.

"My kids aren't going to be normal…" she muttered in defeat as her belly shifted beneath her hands.

Meanwhile, Nagant finally managed to calm down and Izuku gave her a reassuring smile before looking to the rest of the girls.

"Izuku, don't you think you should get moving? kero" Tsuyu suddenly spoke up before Izuku could get carried away with anyone else and drawing all attention to her.

"You don't really have time to deal with us right now and we can manage well enough on our own, kero" Tsuyu spoke bluntly, knowing few, if any, of the other girls would be able to resist the opportunity to keep Izuku around to themselves a little longer.

Her words drew the ire of a few girls and caused Izuku to hesitate as he was about to refute her words. But he could only relent with a sigh.

"You're right… I'm sorry everyone, but I need to go" he said as he made sure to at least look each of his girls in the eye and offer some kind of supportive encouragement before heading towards the exit.

"Good luck Deku!"

"Go get 'em stud!"

"Remember that you still owe me more when this is done!"

These were just a few of the parting words given by the more extroverted girls while the rest just offered awkward but supportive smiles and muttered words of encouragement.

All Izuku could offer back was an awkward smile and wave as he closed the door.


As Izuku turned to face the hallway he nearly deflated as he let out an explosive breath.

"How the heck am I going to take care of more girls than this and all the kids!?" Izuku muttered with dread.

That was an issue for future Izuku right now though. So he took a deep breath and began his march towards the elevator.

Only to pause at the neatly folded U.A. gym uniform lying at the doors along with a radio and note from Nezu.

It was then that Izuku's face exploded in a puff of steam as he realized he had been naked this entire time.


Less than a minute later and now over his embarrassment and mortification at the fact he had gotten used to running around in his birthday suit. Izuku flew invisibly towards an outdoor training area with lots of trees.

"So who am I going after Nezu?" Izuku's hollow voice asked over the radio.

Nezu chuckled on his end at the fact Izuku was so far beyond stressed that he was dropping the honorifics and principal title.

"You're actually after a group of girls I've lured to and trapped in this building" Nezu explained and Izuku's eyes widened in horror at the implications.

"You want me to go after a group of girls at the same time!?" he couldn't stop himself from yelling in shock.

"Don't worry Midorya. This situation is a little different from the others, so you shouldn't have to worry about attempts at assault or suicide if you handle them properly" Nezu explained calmly.

Izuku wanted to argue further but the consequences of raising his voice in the open air made themselves known, as a number of vines shot up and formed a net before he could react.

"Shit!" Izuku yelped as he was dragged down before he could escape.


Nezu rubbed his chin as he watched this all from the cameras.

"Hmm… maybe I should have a word with Yagi about using foul language on school grounds" he mused while his free paw absentmindedly tapped at a computer, locking out, misdirecting and trapping many of the girls he didn't anticipate Izuku having to claim or see as necessary for any of the important quirks Izuku would need.