INCEL

"Whoa, I look manly today!" Kirishima said. "I think my pecs have gotten bigger."

"Now's not the time to admire yourself!" Mina said. "We totally need to catch that bad guy!"

"Just one sec! Just want to check out this mirror some more."

"Well hurry up! We're getting left behind!" Mina blinked. "Wait, mirror? Kirishima!"

She ran back and saw Kirishima looking down an empty alleyway. Mina sighed and said, "Phew! For a second, I thought that villain got you."

Kirishima scowled at her. "What are you looking at?"

"Huh?"

He looked her up and down. "Women shouldn't be heroes. They belong in the kitchen."

Mina gasped. "What did you just say?"

"It's simply a fact. Girls are weaker than men. Just look at the top heroes. All Might, Endeavor, Hawks, Best Jeanist, Edgeshot. Only reason bunny girl's even up there is because she showed the commission all her rabbit holes, if you know what I mean."

Mina slapped Kirishima. He gawked at her and teared up a bit. "Ow! Crazy bitch!"

"Guys! Something's wrong with Kiri-kun!"

Everyone came running over. Jiro took one look at him and recoiled in horror.

"My god."

"What? What is it?"

"We all know Kirishima's the manliest person, right? Well, Inverse's Quirk flips people's personality around."

Mina paled and shook her head. "No! It can't be!"

"I'm afraid so. Kirishima's been turned into the least manly thing on the planet. An incel."

Kirishima scoffed. "Women just can't handle my raw masculinity."

"We can't handle something that doesn't exist," Mina shot back.

Kirishima flinched back and hissed at her. Mina hissed right back. Jiro shoved them apart and said, "Right. We better stick together and make sure they don't get anyone else."

A mirror formed behind her. As the class stared wide-eyed, Jiro asked, "What? What's going on?"

Mina shoved Jiro aside. She stumbled, and the mirror passed through her. Kirishima yanked her up by the arm and said, "What are you doing on the ground? Go get me a sandwich and Doritos!"

"Y-yes Kirishima," she said timidly. "Right away."

As Mina ran off to get snacks, Jiro said, "Once a strong, independent female, now robbed of her self-confidence. Truly, this villain has no conscience."

Momo nodded with her. "The death penalty's too good for them."

Mina returned, bearing snacks and game consoles. "H-here you are!"

"About time. And shouldn't you do something about your skin? Pink is such an ugly color."

"I'll go change it."

Class 1-A watched in horror. Ochako spattered rainbows all over the pavement. Tsuyu clutched her knees and rocked back and forth on the ground. Ojiro, looking green around the gills, said, "It's too terrible to watch, but I can't look away. We need to catch that villain, fast!"

Mineta, watching from the sidelines, dabbed at his teary eyes with a tissue.

"Hey, you okay man?" Ojiro asked. "Didn't know you and Kirishma were close."

"Finally…"

"What?"

An anvil fell on Kirishima's head.

"Someone the universe hates more than me!"

500

Turns out inverse Kirishima and inverse Mina still have chemistry. The kind of chemistry that's considered a war crime, but still.