GOTHAM

Momo grimaced as she donned her black costume. "And I thought mine was revealing. Are they all like this?"

Sato squeezed into his green tights. "I'll trade you," he wheezed.

Momo took one look at the red and green monstrosity he wore and said, "This is fine. Great, even! Just perfect."

"Good, you're ready," rasped a voice from the ceiling. "Robins, Batgirls, roll out!"

"Roll out in what? The Batmobile won't even fit five of us!"

The Batmobile unfolded, stood up on two legs and winked at the 1-A students, then folded itself into a bat-themed coach bus. Batman dropped from the ceiling and took the driver's seat.

"Arkham Asylum just had a mass breakout. The city will burn if we don't do something about it."

"Finally!" Mina cried out. "Now we get to do the fun stuff!"

"Fun?" Batman asked. "Oh, I'll show you fun."

As the Bat-Coach blazed out of the Bat Cave, Kaminari wailed, "Why did you have to say it! Did you not learn?"

"How was I supposed to know Batman was just Aizawa in a fursuit?"

The Bat-Coach sped up and swerved around a curve, slamming Mina into the glass.

"I think he heard you," Kaminari stage-whispered.

A vine sprouted out of the road and flipped the Bat-Coach. Batman leapt out a window and threw his Batarangs, while the students rattled around the rolling bus like a carton of strawberries.

Thoroughly bruised, the students stumbled out and witnessed a vista of carnage and mayhem the likes of which would make Dante's Inferno seem a pleasant spring day. Vines crushed buildings in their grasp, glaciers ground city streets into gravel, and puzzle boxes clamped around fleeing civilians, forcing them to solve horrific feats of physical and mental acuity as giggling serial killers ran towards them.

A bipedal alligator stomped towards them. Killer Croc licked his chops and said, "Mmm, bats and robins, my favorite treats!"

He snatched up Kirishima and bit down. With a wince-inducing crunch, all of Killer Croc's teeth broke.

"Ooh, that looks painful, man. You should see a dentist."

Once the villains were cleaned up and shipped back to Arkham, the students sat around in tattered costumes, gasping for breath and patching themselves up with Sero's tape. Batman came up to them and said, "Good work. You kept the city alive for another day."

Mineta screamed, "Good work? We almost died!"

"Ah, you were fine. Joker's the only one that ever killed a Robin, and I sent someone special to take care of him."

"You sent Izuku?"

"Uh, yes?"

Mineta shook his head. "Poor bastard."

As the Joker dragged canisters of toxic gas across the street, a robin perched on a nearby pole. The Joker walked up to it and laughed hysterically.

"An actual robin wearing green tights! I didn't know the Batman could tell a joke!"

The robin darted forward and pecked Joker unconscious. Then it morphed into Izuku wearing green tights.

"I am a robin. Tweet tweet."

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Bakugo, in an Arkham cell: I'm not crazy! The robots are plotting their conquest of mankind as I speak!

Mr. Freeze: and people think I'm crazy when I say global warming will kill us all.