TRANSFORMER

"Behold, the Iida secret technique, passed down the Iida family for generations. Transform!"

The machinery on Iida's legs crept up his body. Metal plates clanked together, forming mechanized limbs that towered over everyone. A metal mask slammed over Iida's face, with glowing red eyes, and giant robot arms drew a two-handed longsword. Then the giant mech shrunk down and turned into a plain white truck.

Aizawa blandly asked, "You went through all of that just to turn into a truck?"

The truck beeped twice.

"You can't talk like that, can you?"

Another two honks.

"Did you try the radio?" Kaminari asked. "I saw that in a movie once."

Iida's radio turned on. "Hello darkness, my - Love of my life - Hit me baby one more time."

Tokoyami bristled. "Absolutely not."

"Oh come on," Dark Shadow said. "You never let me have any fun."

"Can you at least do anything as a truck?" Aizawa asked. "Fire rockets, or at least use that sword again."

One honk.

"Well, I'm going to have to dock points since I can't see any possible use for this hero move."

Bakugo stormed in. "Hey, I'd say sorry I'm late, but I spent the morning destroying the robot army's drones around the school, so you're welcome." His eyes fell on the truck. "I knew Iida was a robot! Die!"

Iida drove into Bakugo. Bakugo disappeared in a burnt-sugar scented pop. Aizawa froze, midway through grading Iida, and said, "That was by far the best hero move I've ever seen. Full marks."

Bakugo woke up on the back of a wagon. The man sitting next to him said, "Hey you, you're finally awake."

Bakugo slowly sat up and blasted the man's face off. The driver looked back and said, "What the-"

He screamed as Bakugo leapt on his face like a headcrab and blasted him apart. Panting hard and waving smoke off his fingers, Bakugo grinned up at the sky and said, "You can't fool me, bastards. I know this is a simulation! And when I get out of here, I'm going to blast each and every one of you stupid robots to bits!"

The dragon, heading towards the castle for a snack, took one look at the ranting, raving human blasting craters into the ground and disintegrating trees with his hands, and wisely flew in the opposite direction.

At a computer terminal, a pale-skinned, lanky alien said, "The simulation can't handle all these particle effects. It's going to crash!"

"We can't risk a break-out. Initiate Protocol Truck-Kun."

A truck slammed into the container holding Bakugo, and he disappeared.

Bakugo threw another explosion as the world shifted. He blinked, and suddenly, he had a hand through a giant, tentacled robot. The subterranean city below him cheered. "Our hero! You broke us free from our robot oppressors!"

Bakugo snarled and laid waste to their city. "You can't fool me, robot bastards! Don't think I didn't notice you changing the simulation! Now come out here and fight me like a man!"

500

And so begins Bakugo's trip through the multiverse. Not even the Warhammer franchise would be able to handle him.

I thought about making more of the chapter funny shenanigans with radio verses, but I don't know nearly enough song lyrics for that.