FUSE
"So," Ochako said, "I've been playing Tears of the Kingdom."
"And suddenly I am filled with dread," Aizawa deadpanned. "Proceed."
Ochako touched the floor. Gravity disappeared. People screamed as they drifted away from the ground, and cars spun their wheels uselessly as their drivers honked the horn. Boats sailed sideways on vertical seas, planes dodged cows and pigs as they drifted past, and trains chugged along entirely oblivious to the disappearance of one of the universe's fundamental forces.
Aizawa stood rooted to the floor. "An effective way to throw off your opponent, I'll grant you that, but-"
"I'm not done yet. Just give me a second."
Ochako took a stick out of her pocket. Then she took a length of glowing green tape and stuck it at the end of the stick. It made a sound effect as it stuck in place against the floor.
Ochako tugged. The entire planet moved out from under Aizawa as Ochako hefted a piece of the cosmos like a carnival balloon. Tsuyu did the breaststroke through a floating sphere of water, Bakugo rocketed through like a jet plane and smashed a real jet plane with his hands, and Izuku called his mom, asking her to make another planet.
Ochako raised the planet high, then struck. The test dummy in front of her disintegrated, and the planet slid neatly back in place under Aizawa's feet. Ochako pressed her hands together, and gravity, along with the planet, was back to business as usual.
"A bit convoluted, but I have to admit, Hero Moves don't get much flashier than that," Aizawa said. "And you even got your nausea… under…"
Aizawa handed her a bucket. Ochako opened her mouth, and a solid rainbow gushed inside. The vomiting continued for long enough that Aizawa wondered how the bucket held it all before deciding not to question it.
The bucket floated off into space once Ochako was done. She wiped her mouth and said, "Never doing that again."
"Good. I like having gravity." A high-pitched shriek interrupted them. In the courtyard, Mineta was strapped to a wooden cross, with flamethrowers roasting him from all sides while the cross spun like a vertical rotisserie.
"That looks like the same green tape you used," Aizawa said accusingly.
"I think the tape just did that on its own."
Rockets lit up under Mineta. His screams dopplered away as he was shot into space. As they watched the cross vanish into the sky, a floating green leaf appeared, handed them two weirdly shaped nuggets of gold, and disappeared.
"Quick question," Aizawa said. "Did you try strapping two fans to a segway and flying around?"
"Yeah, but then I got air-sick, and, well, let's just say I had to play it off as a pride month gimmick. Ooh, what if I strapped a cannon to it? Would that be a good hero move?"
"Wait, don't-"
The moment Ochako unrolled some green tape, Mineta fell directly in front of a row of cannons.
"Oh come on…"
500
I am fighting the urge to make a montage of Korok Space Program set to the music from 2001 A Space Odyssey. Are multi-stage rockets a thing in TOTK?