CLIFF

The men of 1-A gathered before an enormous cliff. Kirishima stood atop a rock, back facing the massive drop, and said, "We are here for the manliest of rituals. Who shall begin?"

Sato grunted as he rolled a boulder forward. "Nothing beats the classics!" With one last shove, the boulder rolled over the edge. Everyone watched as it hit the canyon bottom with a thunderous crash.

"A manly offering to the all-devouring chasm. Next?"

Mineta grinned as he ran over to the edge. He held a microphone aloft and said, "Get ready for the world's longest mic drop!"

The mic keened shrilly as it plummeted to the bottom. Once it stopped, Kaminari walked up and said, "Now for a slightly longer mic drop."

Mineta clawed at his arm. "Hey, no fair! You can't do that!"

"Watch me."

The mic fell. Mineta listened, crestfallen, as Kaminari broke his record.

"Now that was a mic drop," Sero said. "My turn."

He had an egg swaddled in duct tape, with a tape parachute carrying it. The egg drifted gently to the bottom.

Tokoyami carried an entire hamper full of effeminate clothing. Dark Shadow wept and clung to his ankle as he was dragged behind.

"No, you can't!" Dark Shadow wailed. "They're too pretty to die!"

Tokoyami held the hamper overhead. "Foul garments, bespoiled by the wretched guile of perverted hearts, I consign thee to the pits of hell!"

As he tipped the hamper over, Dark Shadow leapt. A glittery pink tank-top slipped from his talons.

Blinking away tears, Dark Shadow said, "Two can play that game."

Before Tokoyami could react, Dark Shadow hurled a box of Hot Topic clothing, Jack Skellington posters, heavy metal albums, and gloomy cosmetics over the edge.

Koda nervously approached the edge. "Are you sure about this?"

The rooster in his arms crowed triumphantly at him.

"A-alright, here goes!"

Koda threw the rooster. For a few seconds, everyone watched the chicken plummet to the bottom.

"You know chickens can't fly, right?"

"This one said he could."

A bright light came from the bottom. Rumbling noises echoed along the cliff. Everyone stumbled back as the rooster shot up the canyon wall, with rockets sprouting from its wings.

"Oh right, Quirks exist."

Aoyama threw an entire box of glitter. A gust of wind blew the glitter back, covering everyone. Iida threw a garbage bag to catch everything they sent down there, Todoroki hurled his dad's wallet, and Shoji dropped a non-Euclidean writhing mass that clipped through the canyon bottom. Bakugo threw an entire garbage container of computers, cackling all the while.

Izuku threw himself.

Moments later, Izuku rose back over the edge, holding a bulging garbage bag in one hand and a baby chicken in the other.

"I have found the egg," Izuku said.

The rocket rooster descended back from the heavens. It looked upon the chick and said, "Come, my son."

"Yes father."

The chick grew jet turbines and shot after its father. Kirishima said, "Me next!" and jumped.

499

Rocket Rooster: Remember son, everything the light touches belongs to us.

Sonic Chick: What about that shadowy place over there?

Rocket Rooster: That is called Detroit. We do not go there.

Also, just realized I missed an opportunity to end this with someone hanging over the edge of the cliff. *shrugs*

Oh, and worse, the entire point of this drabble was to make a two drums and a cymbal joke, and I NEVER PUT IT IN! AGGH!