Super Science
Ch 23: When Villains Attack Part. 1
The hand villain, who the mist villain called Tomura, scratched at his neck and chuckled in a husky tone while saying, "So good to see all of you here in one place. That sure makes our job much easier."
"What do you want!", Eraserhead demanded.
"And who are you!", Blade also demanded.
Tomura tilted his head and told them, "Us? We're the League of Villains and here for All Might."
This time, it was Egon who spoke. He walked up a bit to expose himself and informed him, "Hey, handyman, if you haven't noticed, we don't have a 7-foot-tall blond Japanese wannabe American Otaku stomping around. Why'd you think he was here anyway?"
"According to our sources, All Might was supposed to be here today.", the mist man, known as Kourgrir, answered politely.
Egon rolled his eyes while waving the statement and exclaiming, "Psh! Bologna! If he was going to be here, I would've been informed."
"Actually….", Nezu said in a small tone.
Egon snapped his neck to him and asked in a severe tone, "Are you joking?", Nezu shook his head, and Egon held him up by his collar. Shaking him, he yelled, "You low-grade back alley science experiment! Why didn't you tell me that All Might, of all people, would be here today?"
"Would you believe me if I said it slipped my mind?", Nezu answered violently, shaking as the other pros tried to stop the flaming scientist.
"Hey, hey, hey! Why the anger? Are you scared you didn't make this place pretty for his arrival?" Present Mic jokingly tried to dissuade the current situation.
"More like warning someone of it.", Egon grumbles.
"What?", Present Mic asked.
"Nothing.", Egon quickly says.
"HEY!", Tomura shouted.
All heads turned back to the confused villains, and Egon said, while dropping Nezu, "Oh yeah, you're still here.", after adjusting himself, he told the villains, "Well, listen, um, whatever your name is? Since All Might isn't here, that means you can leave, right? I mean, you went fishing for a whale and got guppies. What could you gain from harming three pro heroes who aren't even popular or liked?"
"HEY!", Present Mic shouted.
"A bunch of snot-nosed teenagers who haven't even experienced sex."
"HEY!", one of the teens yelled.
"And a couple of no-name scientists."
"HEY!", Professor Genus yelled, only to be smacked upside the head by one of Professor Cephalopods' tentacles.
"Shut up, he's trying to save us!", he hissed at his companion in a low tone.
"More than you think.", Tomura stated boldly.
"Explain.", Egon offered, looking intrigued.
"What's he doing?", One of the kids asked.
"Buying time.", Izuku whispered to them.
"Even if we can't kill the symbol of peace, we can still stake our names on every person in Japan. And your deaths will do just that.", Tomura stated with sinister intent.
Egon put on a confused expression by this statement and dissected, "But none of us are relevant. If anything, you'll just be seen as a bunch of psychos and possible pedophiles. Killing the Symbol of Peace, now that is a way to send a message and have your name whispered with fear! Us though…..really?", He asked while looking around at them.
Tomura scratched his neck before saying, "I can't believe I'm saying this, but you might have a point."
"Holy shit, it's working!", Orpingtonphington said while excitedly.
"So… you'll leave?", Egon prompted Tomura.
He then shook his head with a crooked smile and said, "Nah.", the other villains started to close in with sinister smiles.
Egon sighed at this and said, "Welp, I tried. Security! Active command override; indicate all kill mode! 000001000 kill initiate."
The villains stopped and looked around for whatever was supposed to happen, but when nothing did, Tomura chuckled dryly and said, "We've knocked out your security system before coming here. You're trapped!"
"Shoot.", Egon said in a calm tone. Then the floor opened up all around the crowd, and Egon shouted, "Woah, woah, what the hell!"
"Divide and conquer.", was the last thing Egon heard the villain say before falling into darkness.