Yo! So, this has been on my mind since I wrote a certain chapter in one of my other fics and thought it was funny. This is just for the shits and giggles, but there is some plot here too, and also a few warnings.

First, swear words will be used, because teenagers. Second, a fourteen-year-old will be flirting with some people he really shouldn't be flirting with, some of who are much older than him, although they won't understand it. Third, none of these men will actually do anything to Harry because I prefer waiting until he's at least seventeen-of age in their world.

The pairing is Barty/Harry, but it'll be preslash for now due to Harry's age. If this goes on beyond fourth year, which it might, that preslash will probably grow to slashslash, but I'm a pantser, not a plotter, so I have no idea. Don't go into this expecting smut, but don't be surprised if it ends up happening eventually either.

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any of its characters...

When Harry's name came flying out of the Goblet of Fire, he couldn't help but feel like his life was ending.

He spent the first few days following the incident in shock and disbelief, unable to believe what happened, unable to believe he was being forced to compete, unable to believe Ron had turned on him. But as the shock eventually began to fade, the inevitable happened. Anger set in.

A lot of it.

How dare they!? All he did was give, give, give to this place, putting his life on the line time and time again, never asking for anything in return, not even his own safety, and this was how he was going to be treated!?

Fine! They could all just go and fuck themselves! Especially Ron, the traitorous twat! Hmph!

Harry already knew how he would counter all of this. Sure, it would probably ruin his reputation, but considering there was even less of a chance of him living through this year than usual, well, whatever. Was it even possible for him to be treated any worse? It was hard to tell. What did his reputation even matter anyway?

Either way, when he was done, everyone would be terrified and regret what they had or hadn't done. Or so the plan was.

Because Harry Potter wasn't just any rebellious teenager. No, he was a rebellious teenager who just so happened to have Marauder blood in him. A rebellious teenager with Marauder blood who possessed a very fascinating skill only the Dark Lord Voldemort himself could rival, a skill many were frightened-no, terrified of.

Oh yes, this was going to be very interesting indeed.

And as the young Potter smirked to himself, the inhabitants of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry suddenly found themselves filled with an unpleasant sense of dread.

When Harry walked into the Great Hall the next morning for breakfast, it was with his head held high and a smile on his face. Well, that was certainly odd. Normally, he walked with his head down and with a frown.

Unsurprisingly, Draco Malfoy was the first one to call him out on it. "What're you smirking about, Potter? Have a grown-up dream, did you?" he said mockingly. He had a lot more to say and was fully intending to continue, but Harry ended up cutting him off before he could.

"Yeah, it was about your father," said Harry rather casually.

Malfoy paled. His eyes widened and his jaw dropped at the sound of the hissed response. "W-wha-?"

"Did you know he has a nice arse? It's kind of hard to look away from it." Harry sighed mournfully. "Too bad he's a prick." With a smile on his face, he continued walking and took a seat over at Gryffindor Table, shoving his bag under the bench. He could hear whispers all around about the language he was speaking, but he did his best not to react.

Harry was very familiar with having to keep a straight face, even when he didn't want to. The Dursleys didn't like it when he expressed himself in any way, and that included the look on his face.

Ignoring that he was being stared at, Harry plated his breakfast and started to eat, unconcerned. But it got annoying after a few minutes, so he looked up, only now realizing Ron was the one seated across from him. Shit. He probably should've paid more attention, huh? "Problem, Ronald?" he said, again choosing to speak in Parseltongue.

"H-Harry, what're you-"

Harry raised a dark brow. "Oh, back to 'Harry' again, is it? Didn't you want me to piss off? What changed your mind?" He spooned some cereal into his mouth, green eyes still locked on his dear 'best friend' as he hissed away. He wasn't sure if he would ever forgive Ron for this-for turning his back on him like this. Ron, of all people, should have known better.

Hermione suddenly slid onto the bench beside him, pulling Harry out of his bitter thoughts. She dropped her bag to the floor with a heavy-sounding thump, and reached for a pitcher of water, looking flushed and breathless. Seeing this, Harry was immediately filled with concern.

"Hermione? Are you alright?"

Ron's eyes widened at the sound of normal English, but Harry ignored him. His revenge had hardly even begun! He couldn't possibly stop already!

Unaware of what'd been happening, Hermione nodded. "Yes, yes, it's nothing. Just had a very...unwelcome encounter with Parkinson. She's been dealt with though; Professor Moody happened upon us, and he's assigned her detention."

"Hmm, good. Serves that bitch right."

"H-Harry?" Hermione had fully understood the first sentence, but the second one, unless she'd heard wrong, had been nothing but a strange sort of hissing. Was that what she thought it was?

Harry merely smiled at her innocently. "Yes, lovely?" he asked in English.

Hermione looked at him closely, searching his face. She made note of his expression, his posture, and the look in his eyes. It didn't take her long to understand. "Angry?"

"Absolutely livid," he replied pleasantly.

"Ah. Well, go on, then."

Harry grinned, and many Gryffindors shivered at the unpleasant sight.

And that's the beginning. Again, this is just for the laughs, though there is a bit of plot in it too, so don't take things too seriously. I started this on a whim while waiting to start watching NXT Takeover, so I haven't fully thought everything through yet. Anyway, looking forward to reviews! Laterz!