Chapter 94: Mammon's Magnificent Musical Ft. Fizzarolli Part 2
Time has passed in the Greed Ring, a large crowd is gathered behind a blockage which is the Mammon Theater. The location of the Clown Pageant. Soon, a limousine arrives in front of the red carpet.
Fizzarolli leaps out of the limo, "Hup- hup- Hey!" and greets the fans as they cheer him on.
Asmodeus steps out in his lowkey form. Barbie, Blitz, Stolas, in his Imp disguise, Mimmy, Randall, and Razor climb out from behind. Once out, Barbie, Razor, and Randall hold out their guns so they can do their bodyguard duty.
"Wow. There are a lot of people here," Mimmy says, amazed.
"The Clown Pageant is one of the biggest events in the Greed Ring, so it's bound to attract a big crowd," Fizzarolli says.
"Especially a certain someone is favored to win," Razor says.
"Yeah, and is going for his next win," Randall adds, nudging Fizz's shoulder.
Wow, I have not been to a crowded event in years.
"Can you remind me why you're here, again?" Fizzarolli questions.
"Because Ozzie said we can come," Randall points out.
Then Asmodues says, "To help you with extra security. You know your fans. Since I can't be with you, I felt they'd be the next best thing."
"Well, Barbie and Razor, I get, but I'm still a bit skeptical about Randall," Fizzarolli says.
Well, he and Barbie kept you safe when I wasn't able to, so I trust that," Asmodues says. "Besides, I'm sure they also need to keep an eye on Blitz and his little kitty cat."
Fizzarolli nods, "Mmm-hmm." And whispers, "L'il sus, babe." and walks ahead.
Asmodeus and Barbie share a knowingly glance at each other. Barbie nods and Asmodeus leaves the area. Barbie then catches up with the others.
Randall turns to Fizzarolli and says, "Come on, it's just like old times. I'll make sure no one gives you shit, today."
"You mean besides you?" Fizzarolli says in remark.
Then Razor says, "Come on guys, let's not get into an argument."
Blitz turns to Mimmy, "Remember to stay close, sweetie. It's really crowded here."
"Okay," Mimmy says.
"I'm quite amazed to see a large crowd all in one place," Stolas says.
"Yeah. I know great performances have crowds, but this has to be one of the biggest," Blitz says.
Fizzarolli says, "You can say that again."
Then Stolas says, "And Blitz, remember to be careful around Mammon?"
"Why?" Blitz asks.
"Well, I just want you to be careful while being around him. It's possible that he knows about your upbringing as well," Stolas says.
"I would be surprised if he doesn't," Fizzarolli says.
Suddenly, they hear rumbling sounds, and appearing in a green explosion is Mammon, the King of Greed and Fizzarolli's boss.
He says with a big smile, "Aaay, there he is!" and grabs hold of Fizzarolli's face by the jaw, "Now, how's my bright, shiny, brand baby doing? Ready to reclaim your win another year? Yeah?"
"You know it, Mammon sir," Fizzarolli muffles.
" Goooood, "Mammon puts Fizz back down, "Cause, you know, I saw your competition, and it's pretty stiff, right? You are gonna have to try extra hard like- fixin' that posture."
Fizzarolli straightens up.
"Not gonna lie, you're looking a bit chungo, yeah?" Mammon says and pats Fizz's stomach in emphasis.
That causes Barbie, Randall, and Razor to turn to see Mammon talking to Fizz. Randall even removes his sunglasses in disbelief.
"Maybe lose a few so we don't gotta make any more adjustments to the Fizzies. People like 'em skinny as FUCK," Mammon adds.
"Oh- right, sir. Of course! I'll work on that," Fizzarolli says awkwardly before his ego has been deflated.
"What?!" Randall questions, appalled
"The fuck?!" Barbie says, equally appalled.
Mammon notices Barbie and the boys, "Well well, if it isn't Fizz's little bodyguard rebel."
"Hey Mamms," Barbie says.
"Glad to see you're still feisty as ever, but better not scare the customers away like you always do," Mammon says.
"Hey, you need to draw a line to some of the weirdos lurking around, especially that creep with the glasses," Barbie says.
"Yeah yeah," Mammon says, and then asks, "And who's the grease monkey and the dumpster-diver ya got here with ya?"
"It's Razor," The feline says annoyed.
And Randall says, "And Randall. Nice to meet you, I'm the one who saw through your fake-ass bullshit from the day I had to spend all my savings on the shit covered, dick show you called a performance. Thanks for that, by the way."
Fizzarolli nervously laughs, "Haha- ha- ignore him, sir. He's uh- he's like this all the time. He thinks he's funny."
"Offended," Randall says, narrowing his eyes.
"Riiight, yeah," Mammon says with a smile, before frowning towards Randall, "You can shut your (honk) c***-ass mouth, boy."
Blitz whispers to Barbie, "Is he always like this?"
"Yes. Yes he is," Barbie says with a frown.
Stolas whispers, "It's best we try not to get his attention."
But Barbie says, "I think it's too late for that."
And Barbie is right, Mammon looks a bit further to notice Stolas, Blitz and Mimmy. Mimmy hides behind Blitz, a little scared.
"Well well, this is a surprising event. I didn't expect to see the Earthling Imp making an appearance in the pageant," Mammon says.
"Um hello, "I'm Blitz. It's a pleasure to meet you," Blitz says.
"Yeah yeah. Are you planning on competing in this year's pageant?" Mammon replies.
"He's not," Barbie says, "He's here to see Fizzarolli competing, and you better not get any funny business with my brother."
"Your brother huh," Mammon says, "I can see the resemblance."
"Um yes, Barbie is my sister, and I'm here to see Fizz perform," Blitz says.
"Um yeah. We actually met a few times and decided to invite him to come," Fizzarolli adds.
"Well, it's a surprise to hear you're friends with the Imp that caused quite an uproar in Hell, but he definitely has performing material," Mammon says.
And then he says to Fizz, "I'll see you on stage! And don't forget to fuckin' smile Fizzarolli."
Fizzarolli gives Mammon a big smile and a salute.
Mammon steps closer to the tent, "The smile is the face people like to seeee froooom you!" and soon disappears in a puff of smoke.
Barbie, and Stolas let out a sigh.
"That was too close," Barbie says.
"Yes. I was worried for a minute when he brought up you being a performer," Stolas says.
"Yeah. I'm just glad we were able to talk to him without much problem," Blitz says.
"Are you kidding? That guy sucks so hard," Randall says with a deep frown on his face.
"Look, Randall, I get that you're here to guard me, Blitz and Mimms while we're here, but can you at least not talk back to my boss?! I need this gig!" Fizzarolli says, feeling a bit pressured.
"Why? Don't you have the world's best sugar daddy?" Randall asks.
"I just need it, okay?!" Fizzarolli says.
He sighs and says to himself, "Smile inside and out."
Soon, Fizzarolli walks further down the red carpet with a smile on his face while waving to the crowd.
The crowd cheers, "We love you, Fizz! We love you, Fill! We love you, Fizz! Ready for another win, Fizz?"
"Oh, pfft. Well, I don't wanna assume, but, as always, I have an act that's without a doubt gonna-" Fizzarolli says with confidence.
But a pair of voices say in a union, "-Fucking lose!" and cuts him off.
Fizzarolli turns to see a fish demon woman stopping in front of him
She has a slim figure with faded, light blue skin. She is a fish-like demon with large head fins whose design has a similar appearance to that of a lionfish.
She has a deep grayish blue with light-blue irises and sharp black pupils. Her eyelashes are long and entirely black, with tiny dots resembling the bells on her skirt located on the ends of them. She sports two horns with black ends, and has two black marks cross through her eyes.
Her hair is lengthy and extravagant, fitted into a long ponytail that is a black on the outside with two bright-blue stars, while the inside of her hair is a shade of dark blue. She has long straight bangs. She wears a crop-top that is a somewhat brighter shade, with an upside down heart cutout on the front and her right sleeve is a dark blue with various holes exposing patches of her skin. Her left arm sports a long, dark blue glove that ends before her shoulder starts. She also wears aurora blue gloves and a light-ish blue skirt that branches off into multiple triangle-shaped appendages with bells on each end. Her leggings are dark blue, with light-ish blue diamond-shapes and stripes.
She flips her fin hair then moves to reveal another female demon who poses alongside her, which is really her sister.
She is a deep grayish blue with light-blue irises and sharp black pupils. Her eyelashes are large and prominent; they resemble light-blue fins with black trims. She sports two horns with black ends, and has two black marks cross through her eyes. Her hair is lengthy and extravagant, fitted into a long ponytail that is a bright blue on the outside with a black stripe running through it, while the inside of her hair is a shade of dark blue. She has spiky bangs. She wears a dark blue crop-top with long sleeves that form finger-less gloves on her hands. On her waist, she wears a light and olive blue skirt that barely extends to her pelvis, creating a clothes-less gap from to the start of her legs and her thigh-highs, the right of which sports a dark-blue base and a diamond shape with a lighter shade of blue, with the left one featuring striped variations of blue.
The crowd goes wild for the new addition: The Glam Sisters. The one on the left is Glam and the one on the right of Glitz.
Fizzarolli nervously says, "Oooh, fun. You gals gonna be competing as well? That's really nice."
"You can shut up now you fugly imp," Glitz interrupts.
As she and her sister are posing together.
"Yeah, see we didn't come to chat, we came to win," Galm says.
"Wow, what attractive attitudes you got," Fizzarolli says
"Like we care what your opinion is Fizza-" Glitz says, but stops to think, "Uh…"
But Glam quickly responds, "-rotty!"
"Shut up, I was thinking of one!" Glitz says, annoyed.
Then Glam says in a sassy tone, "Should've been faster."
"Whore!" Glitz insults.
Glam also throws an insult, "Slow-ass, bitch."
Soon, Razor comes in, "You know, it's pretty telling that you snatches can't even keep your stupid mirror schtick together. It ain't cute."
"We don't need to," Glitz says.
And Glam says, "We put our energy towards our performance."
"And winning Mammon's favor," Glitz adds.
"Yeah right. I think Fizz is going to sweep you bitches off your fishy legs," Randall says.
Soon, Blitz gets between them, "Alright everyone, let's calm down. They don't need to get too competitive before the game starts."
The Glam Sisters look at Blitz in surprise, but then show a show smirks on their faces.
Glitz is the first to speak up, "Say, aren't you the Earthling Imp…?"
"Blitzo Abercrombie, right?" Glam asks.
"Um yes, that's me," Blitz says.
"It's a pleasure," Glam says.
Then Glitz says, "You're actually kind of cute, you wanna hang out with us."
"For a little fun," Glam adds.
"Uh not thank you, my boyfriend won't like that," Blitz sheepishly says.
"Like that won't stop anyone," Glitz says.
"Yeah. I'm sure you can make a little time for a drink after the show," Glam says.
Glitz then says, "And perhaps a little time for a little fun."
"I'm sure we can give you a special little performance," Glam adds.
Blitz blushes to hear it. Stolas however, is not too pleased to see the Glam sisters flirting with his boyfriend.
Fizzarolli sheepishly smiles, "Oh, well. I look forward to seeing what you do, and may the best clown w-"
"We plan to," The Glam sisters say in the union.
Glam laughs as Glitz flips off Fizzarolli.
"-win," Fizzarolli finishes.
The two sisters begin to leave before they get between Blitz.
"Hope to see you around," Glam says.
"Little cutie," Glitz says.
And just out of the blue, each sister kisses Blitz on the cheek before walking off.
"Uuuuhh…" Blitz replies, trying to process what just happened.
"You okay, Blitz?" Barbie asks, concerned.
"I'm okay, just uh, didn't expect that," Blitz says, sheepishly.
"No kidding, you just got kissed by those chicks," Razor says.
Suddenly, they notice a deep, heavy aura near them. The group soon turn to see Stolas is clenching his fists as he grits his teeth in pure anger. His eyes are almost like they're on fire, and a dark red and black aura surrounds his body.
"Uh, why does Stolas look like he's ready to explode?" Fizzarolli asks, worried.
"I think it's because those Glam sisters were flirting and kissing Blitz," Razor says.
"Sheesh, I didn't think Stolas would be the jealous type," Randall says, a little surprised.
"Can you blame him after seeing his boyfriend getting kissed and flirted by two clown chicks?" Barbie questions.
Blitz walks to Stolas, "Stolas calms down. It's okay," And gently takes Stolas' hand.
That's enough to calm him down and turn to see Blitz with his smile.
"It's okay Stolas, I'm not going to let those girls get to me. You're the only one I love to be with. You know, right?" Blitz says.
Stolas sighs, "Yes, of course. I apologize for acting like this." And expresses his anger, "It's just those two sisters were flirting at you, wanting you to have 'fun' with them, and expecting you to accept it. And they kissed you on the cheek."
"I know. It caught me off guard, but I'm okay now," Blitz says and gives Stolas a kiss on the cheek.
Then Stolas gives him a kiss back on the cheek.
"Well, glad to see that it calmed down in an instant," Barbie says.
"But still, I didn't a rat's ass about this competition," Randall says, and then turns to Fizzarolli, "But, Christ on a stick Fizz, pile drive those sluts."
Fizzarolli begins to feel the pressure of the competition.
Sometime later, inside the tent where a shark-shaped arena is housing the competition.
The announcer through the loudspeakers, "We've certainly got some quality up here tonight, folks. Will Mr. Ten years running come out on top? Or is it time for fresh meat?"
All the contestants appear on stage as the crowd goes wild.
Mammon sits in a web at the very back, accompanied by two robo-fizzies, one of them fanning him. Mammon sinks his teeth into a chicken drumstick as the contest begins.
Song:
Juggling, it's objectively cool
Our returning champ is nobody's fool
Fizzarolli performs his juggling act on a unicycle but ends up with the balls bouncing off of his head.
Song:
But, what's this?
The twins bring it up to the wire
Also, they're on fire
The Glam sisters above him are on a tightwire. Glitz is sitting on a unicycle pedaling while holding up Glam, who is upside down and juggling the balls with her feet. Glam lets the balls fall, landing on Glitz's knee as she balances them perfectly.
Song:
Points for style (Points for style)
The girls are then lit on fire as they glare smugly.
Song:
The crowd goes wild (Crowd goes wild)
The scoreboard changes, putting Glitz and Glam in the lead with 123 points. Trailing behind is Fizzarolli with 115.
Song:
It's the pie gag and the twins want a taste,
Glitz and Glam smile at the audience as they pick up a pie with one hand and hold each other's free hand.
Song:
But, what's this?
The sisters prepare to shove a pie in their face when Fizzarolli appears in between them to take the hit.
Song:
It's Fizz in the face
He takes the cake and he eats it, too
He's hungry to win, and he's covered in goo
Glitz and Glam glare angrily as Fizzarolli sits down in a chair nearby then poses as a pile of pies drop on top of him. He kicks his leg upward and the residue of pie lands on the girls' heads.
Song:
That's point for cream the crowd screams
The scoreboard changes again, putting Fizzarolli in the lead with 375. Glitz and Glam trail behind with 327 points.
Song:
Ba-ba-ballons, he's pumping them out
From where I'm sittin' you can hear the crowd
Fizzarolli blows up seven balloons then twists them together to make an image of Mammon's head.
Song:
Not give a shit cause the twins are here
The Glam Sisters appear, holding a crown made out of balloons. Glitz and Glam place their crown on top of Fizzarolli's Mammon face, stunning him. Mammon laughs, impressed with the action.
Song:
They're full of sin and they're here to win
The scoreboard changes, once again, this time tying Fizzarolli and the Glam Sisters for first place with 666 points each. Glitz and Glam grin maliciously as they glare at a nervous Fizzarolli.
Song:
Holy, moly! Things are not looking good for Fizz-a-rolli
The crowd cheers as Mammon appears on stage.
Mammon announces, "And, now, you (honk) c****, we are down to our clowny finalists."
The crowd cheers, "Mammon! Mammon!"
The spotlight from behind Mammon blinds a topless fan, who is sitting on the shoulders of another imp and holding a sign that says 'Charge Me Mammon' and her credit card number. She falls backward into the crowd.
Mammon rushes over and holds up Fizzarolli, "My very own pride and joy, the marketable son I never had, Fizzarolli! And the surprisingly funny women act that made me reflect on my earlier statements:"
Mammon drops Fizzarolli as he approaches the other finalists, Glitz and Glam.
"The Glam Sisters!" Mammon adds.
Glitz and Glam pose with Mammon. Fizzarolli puts on a forced smile for the audience before Mammon pulls him over.
Then Mammon says, "Now, we're gonna have a quick meet 'n greet with our finalists…"
And soon, Mammon disappears.
Back stage, Blitz and the others watch the events taking place.
"Fuck, those Glam Sisters are really tough competition," Barbie says.
"Yeah. They're actually really good," Randall says.
"No kidding. Those girls are going to be tough to beat," Razor says.
"Yeah, but…" Blitz says, and turns to the others, "Did you all notice how uh, nervous since we are here, especially around Mammon."
"No kidding," Randall says.
Mimmy pulls on Blitz's shirt and asks, "Can we go see, Fizz?"
"Sure sweetie, we'll go see him now," Blitz says.
"Good idea," Razor says.
Blitz can't help but be very concerned for Fizzarolli. He can tell that he's feeling the pressure of the competition, but can't help but sense something is going on between them.
Shortly after…
"Fork it over, kiddies! You know it's worth it!" Mammon laughs maniacally as he takes the large bags of money from the guests before pushing and kicking them into the area. Blitz and the others begin to walk into the 'Meet N Greet." but Blitz stops to notice a poor Imp boy giving Mammon a lint and a coin and a paperclip in his hand and frowns unimpressed. The poor imp child eagerly stands in front of him.
Before Mammon can have him taken away, Blitz walks over, "Oh there you! I was looking for you." and presents his hand to the boy, "Come on, Mimmy and I were looking for you."
The Imp boy smiles and takes Blitz's hand. And follows Blitz and Mimmy inside. Luckily, Mammon ends up thinking the boy is a friend of Blitz's kid. Stolas joins Blitz and smiles to see Blitz doing something kind for the poor child. And basically reminds him why he has fallen in love with him. Of course, Mimmy and the Poor Boy are starting to get acquainted.
Inside the 'Meet 'N Greet' area, Glitz and Glam are posing for pictures while performing some acrobatic tricks. Fizzarolli, hiding behind a cardboard cutout of himself, quietly approaches Mammon at the entrance.
Once close to him, Fizzarolli asks, "Hey, Mammon, uh- I may not be uh- i-in the right headspace to interact with the fans right now. Is it okay if I maybe skip the whole thing?"
Busy collecting money, Mammon answers, " Psh, of course not."
"I just really don't think that I'm really-" Fizzarolli explains,
But Mammon picks Fizz up by the face, muffling any explanation.
He then says, "Aaaw, come on, Fizzie, my boy. Don't you wanna do this for your fans? Listen to them!"
A crowd of rabid fans are waiting to meet Fizzarolli, including a giant hairless dog demon.
"They're dying to meet you! Dying to see your little Fizzie face! You gotta make a good impression, mate. The better the impression, the more they'll want a piece of you they can take home and fuck! Don't you want that, Fizzie? To be fucked?!" Mammon says.
"Uhhh... I mean," Fizzarolli stammers, No, not really, actually.
"Fizzie, I-I'm not gonna lie, I want that," Mammon says and holds Fizzarolli close to him, tightly, "So, come on, just do this one thing for me."
"Okay, sir," Fizzarolli says with a muffle.
This excites Mammon, "Aw, you're a bloody legend, Fizzie! They're gonna wanna fuck you," and hugs Fizzarolli tightly again, "Like you're fucking my heart with joooy right now! Now get out there and make me proud," Then puts Fizzarolli back down and pinches his cheek, "You stupid, little (honk) c***." and soon disappears in a burst of smoke.
Fizzarolli coughs from the smoke. Soon, Blitz and the others walk up from behind.
"Wow, Fizz, you let him talk to you like that?" Randall asks.
"He's kind of a jerk," Blitz says.
"A big jerk," Barbie mutters, frustrated.
"It's just how he is," Fizzarolli says.
"I mean. Shit, if he talked to me that way-" Randall says.
Fizzarolli groans, "Ugh, it's fine."
Fizzarolli walks over to meet his fans.
Blitz sadly says, "I don't think Fizz is doing okay."
"I'm afraid you're right. It looks like he's feeling a lot of pressure from this," Stolas says.
Soon, Fizzarolli begins to greet his many fans.
He says, "Heya, folks! Where ya from?"
One fan flashes her breasts at Fizzarolli.
"Oh! Lust, love it there, obviously. Wet Dreamsville, hah!" Fizzaolli says.
He then signs books, toys, and even a hellhound's chest, "Best pharmacies in Hell! Ragesburg well,"
Then says with a southern accent, "Nice to meet cha, partner. Ha ha, I don't do accents. Fun!"
He then hugs two fans, "Ah, nice to meet you, too!"
And stands in front of the crowd, "Thank you so much for coming to the show."
The crowd cheers, "We love you, Fizz!" and chants, "Fizz! Fizz! Fizz! Fizz!"
Fizzarolli frowns solemnly until he notices a young imp boy, Oliver, holding a pen and piece of paper waving happily at him. He then puts the pen and paper under his arm as he speaks to Fizz through sign language.
The kid talks with his hands, "Fizzarolli! I'm a big fan!"
Fizzarolli blinks twice before smiling, and talks in sign, "Come on over here."
The kid, Oliver rushes over and opens up his paper. Fizzarolli happily signs it and gives it to the kid, who smiles happily.
Oliver signs, "I want to be a clown just like you."
Fizzarolli signs back, "You can do anything you want to do. I hope you're excited for the biiig finale!"
Blitz, Barbie, and the others are touched to see Fizzarolli with the child. Blitz is impressed to see Fizz talking to the kid in sign language, but thinks it's nice that Fizz is being nice to the child.
Suddenly, someone shouts, "Boo! Boo! Sellout piece of shit!"
The crowd looks around confused, wondering where the booing was coming from.
Barbie is stunned and mutters, "No, that voice."
Fizzarolli gestures to Oliver to head back into the crowd, and nervously says, "Uh- wh- c-come again?"
Suddenly, someone says, "Ughh, your act is such fucking trash; always has been."
The "fan" climbs up behind the back of the crowd, revealing himself as Burnie Burnz, the Imp stalker obsessed with Fizzarolli all those years ago.
Burnie continues, "Except! Now, I have to see your smug face plastered on everything, everywhere! And, you can read all about it on my review blog: fuck-Fizz-but-not-in-a-sexy-way dot-compainer, dot-com, dot-org, dot-gov." and falls back into the crowd after losing his balance.
Fizzarolli shifts nervously at the reunion.
"Hah, well. Anyway, folks, heh-" Fizz nervously says.
Burnie reappears, having crawled his way to the front of the crowd, "You're not even a clown anymore. All you do is work at that, "And turns around as he stomps his foot, dramatically, "Overpriced, sleaze joint, and then every year, you come back here to put us through the same tired, old routine."
Randall watches through the sniper scope as Burnie begins to approach Fizzarolli.
Randall recognizes him, "Oh shit, not him!"
"Is there a single, original idea in that head?" Burnie adds.
Barbie and the others see Fizzarolli being backed against the wall with no chance of escape.
"Fuck, not that creep again," Barbie says, stunned.
"You think being tossed in the trash dumper is enough to keep him out," Razor mutters.
Mimmy hugs Barbie, "Auntie Barbie, that guy is very scary."
"I know. He's that creep who always stalked Fizzarolli in the past," Barbie says, gritting her teeth.
Fizzarolli nervousness turns to panic, "I uh- uh- uuuh-" and shakily laughs.
Burnie practically towers Fizzarolli, "You fucking suck, and so do your products. Your sex-bots can't even get me off right, you know-"
But before he can go further, Fizzarolli finds Blitz standing in front of him, much to Fizz's shock. He notices the gun being held by his tail and a dagger in his right hand. Both behind his back, ready for the attack.
But Burnie continues talking, "What? Still think you're too good to even talk to me? Still gotta get this chump to stand in for you? You're fucking pathetic." and changes his tone to passion, "To think, what we could've been together…"
Burnie fantasizes himself and Fizzarolli holding hands and happily skipping through a meadow, before shifting to a ramp where Burnie wears a crown and cape as if he was a king, holding a chain attached to the neck of Fizzarolli, wearing a latex stripper suit happily kneeling down on all fours.
"...if you hadn't been too up your own ass to listen-" Burnie says.
Blitz grits his teeth in anger as he clenches his left fist. Unknown to Blitz, his eyes begin to glow in anger. He soon stops and looks back when he hears Fizzarolli hyperventilating. Poor Fizzarolli is clearly beginning to have a panic attack. Seeing Fizzarolli having a panic attack, causing Blitz to worry, but then turns to Burnie in pure rage as his eyes begin to glow, and Burnie begins to laugh maniacally. Without a second thought, Blitz slams his fist at Burnie's face, giving him a hard punch, knocking him down into the ground. Barbie and the others, and even Fizz and Stolas are shocked to see the display Blitz has done. Burnie's face is now bloodied and bruised with one of the lenses of his glasses cracked, and it appears he lost a couple of teeth through that punch.
"You're not done with me, Fizzarolli," Burnie shouts in rage.
But becomes startled when Blitz stomps his foot to the ground, "Actually, he's done with you. Now I suggest you leave… now!"
Burnie decides to back down and runs back into the crowd and disappears.
Fizzarolli continues to hyperventilate, Blitz and Barbie rush over and catch Fizz when he collapses.
"Fizz, are you okay?" Barbie asks.
"Are you alright, Fizz?" Blitz asks.
Randall and Razor rush over in concern.
Randall turns to glare to where Burnie runs off, "Should have shot that creep when I had the chance."
Suddenly, Mammon appears in a green smoke, throws Blitz and the others aside and holds up Fizzarolli.
"Yeah, mate? You alright, Fizzie?" Mammon asks, sounding worried.
But Fizzarolli looks up at Mammon, who glares at him, threateningly.
"Yeah- yeah, yeah, I'm fine. I'm- I'm fine, yeah, heh," Fizzaorlli says nervously.
Blitz is able to stand and rush to Fizz to see if he's okay, but what he sees next is not at all what he expects.
Mammon looks Fizzarolli over and smiles, "Tell you what: I'll let the hotties go on before ya, give ya some time to get your shit together." But then quietly, but menacingly, "Get your shit together, Fizzie. You're a bloody legend," And yells enthusiastically, "You're a bloody legend, ya bitch!" He then spins Fizzarolli, and sends him toward the backstage entrance.
"Mammon, this isn't fair!" Blitz calls out.
Mammon turns to see Blitz, "Tough luck, you need to wait to see Fizzy!"
"I'm not talking about that! This isn't fair to Fizz, you're pushing him too hard!" Blitz says with a disapproving face. "He needs to take a break after what just happened, and you're making it easy by putting more pressure on him!"
Mammon lets out an evil smile, "Well well, look who decides to act like a little hero."
Before Blitz has a chance to react, Mammon grabs Blitz by his arms and lifts him up and grabs Blitz on the chin to force him to face him.
"Oh shit!" Razor exclaims, stunned.
"Oh no! Daddy!" Mimmy cries out.
Even Fizzarolli and Stolas are shocked, "Blitz!"
Mammon smirks as he says to Blitz, "Looks like the rumors were true, despite you being a born a demon, your upbringing by humans makes you have morals and act reckless to defend. I suggest you not test me, or else…" and his eyes glow green as his teeth sharpen.
Suddenly, he feels something on his leg and looks to see Mimmy kicking him.
Then knocking her fists at his leg, "Let go of my daddy, you big meanie!" She then grabs Mammon's pants and tries to pull him away.
"Mimmy!" Blitz cries out, frightened.
Blitz struggles to break free from Mammon's grasp and his eyes glow more red as he gains more strength. Luckily, Mammon is too focused on Mimmy to notice.
Barbie rushes to Mimmy and picks her up as she glares at Mammon, "Let my brother go, Mammon!"
Then Fizz decides to speak out, "Co-come on, Mamm. There's no need to get upset. He is just trying to look out for me. I'll be sure to keep him out of trouble."
Mammon says, "You better."
He lets go of Blitz, causing him to drop. Stolas quickly catches Blitz as he lands on his bottom. Soon, Mammon disappears in a puff of smoke.
Stolas looks at Blitz in concern, "Blitz, are you okay? Are you alright?"
"I think so," Blitz answers, rubbing his wrists before rubbing his back.
"Shit, Mammon didn't try to hold back, huh," Razor says.
Upset and worried, Fizzarolli asks, "What the fuck were you thinking?! Mammon is not the guy you want to piss off!"
"I know, but what he's doing to you is totally uncalled for," Blitz says, and his eyes glow even red.
Stolas then hugs Blitz and comforts, "Calm down Blitz. It's okay. It's okay," Stolas says.
However, Fizz notices it, "Blitz, did you almost, you know, were planning to do it?"
"If you and Barbie didn't step on him, I might not be able to conceal my anger. I was worried he was going to hurt Mimmy," Blitz says.
"Blitz, I get that you didn't like the way Mammon acted, but you need to be more careful. You could have, you know, reveal it in front of him," Fizzarolli says.
"I'm afraid Fizz is right. That was too close," Stolas says.
"I know. I'm sorry," Blitz says, feeling remorseful.
Then Razor turns to Fizzarolli, "You know you don't have to do this, Fizz."
"I do, Raz. I do," Fizzarolli says.
He then walks over to the stage.
Blitz soon gets up and follows Fillzarolli as he says, "Fizz, this is completely stupid. This clown pageant is not this important. Not if it's going to cause you to have a panic attack."
"This job is! Without it I'll lose-" Fizzarolli panics.
But the Glam Sister's voices speak up, "Everything!"
The Glam Sisters laugh evilly as they step through the backstage door, their eyes shine brightly through the dark before fading.
"Seriously Fizz, this clown pageant is not worth it. Mammon is selfish, manipulative, abusive, and a complete jerk. And he's using you for everything, cause you're likable, and famous before this pageant. He's nothing but a fat, pompous, selfish trash fire!" Blitz says, upset.
"No, he's not!" Fizz says, "He's just trying to make me good enough."
"Good enough for what?" Blitz asks, and follows Fizzarolli
The crowd settles down in their seats as the lights in the arena dim. Pop music plays as Glitz appears inside a spiral whirlpool before cutting through it with her hand, beginning the song.
Glam:
Get ready for the new look
New rhythm and a new hook
Not here to cuddle
more like leave you in a puddle
Glam's arms move from two to four as Glitz appears from behind her in unison.
Glam:
Little double trouble got ya boy shook
Glitz:
Ha, ha, here's the sitch'
And Glitz begins rapping.
Glitz:
Feed sin with ya taxes
Greedy greed wins where the cash is
Wanna sell my funny, slutty body to the masses
Glam Sisters:
Feelin' lonely on a Saturday night
Well, money can't buy happiness
But, it can rent you paradise
The spotlight changes to neon lights. The twins begin to float above the stage, rotating in a circle formation.
Glam Sisters:
Give in to temptation
Take your time I'll be patient
Be my little piggy let me
scratch your dirty itch
The Glam Sisters sprout wings from their back, performing aerobatic moves as they continue singing.
Glam Sisters:
I'm a klown, bitch
Fix up your frown, bitch
Fizzarolli watches, afraid that they may actually win the pageant.
Glam Sisters:
Gimme the crown, bitch
You hear that sound
You're goin' down
Fizzarolli tearfully runs away from the backstage, passing Blitz. Out of concern, Blitz follows Fizzarolli as they end up passing the others.
Glam Sisters:
Cause I'm a klown, bitch
The twins hold each other as they lean back. Water pours on them and they lean upright again, flipping their fin hair for the audience and smiling.