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Fiction Fighters

Chapter seven: Slade Wilson vs. Yor Forger (DC Comics/Animation vs. Spy Family)

Yor Forger was making her way up to her daughter's school, as she found something that she thought that her daughter Anya had left at home on accident. Yor, who loves her daughter dearly, doesn't want her to get into trouble for forgetting it. As such, Yor decided to do the right thing and bring Anya's item to school for her.

Yor also... had to do some work later. Work related to her being the Thorn Princess, the most ruthless and most reputable assassin out of Garden. A bad man had been spotted entering Ostania, a bad man who had a terrible reputation. It was decided that the bad man would be tracked down and killed, for the good of the people.

Among those people was Anya, not to mention Loid who is Yor's husband. Yor is also worried about her younger brother Yuri. Yor has so many people that she cares for, she doesn't want anything bad happening to any of the people that she loves. It's part of why she was wearing her dress for her job as the Thorn Princess under her outward outf-

Yor suddenly stopped short, sending killing intent coming from the roof of one of the building at Anya's school here. Yor's pulse quickened; was the bad man who had been seen entering the country actually here? At Anya's school? Yor's worried expression quickly turned to one of serious, grim resolve. Getting Anya's item to her will have to wait.

Mommy has something to clean up first.

...

Slade Wilson found himself at Eden Academy, the top private school in the nation of Ostania. His job was simple; eliminate Murdoch Swan. Slade wasn't sure why the client wanted Swan dead, he thinks something about a divorce that went down rather nasty was talked about. Either way, the pay was beyond anything else Slade ever got for a job of this type and difficulty. It was essentially just free money.

Slade, while in his hiding spot on a roof on Eden Academy grounds, soon caught sight of his target through a window. Taking aim, Slade got Murdoch within the crosshairs of his rifle's scope. Just the slightest squeeze on the trigger, and the bastard with a surprisingly high price tag on his head will be dead as a door nail. Slade could already feel the warm weight of that fat paycheck in his pocket as he proceeded to-

*BAM*

Slade was tackled to the side unexpectedly, and when he regained his barings he saw that he had been confronted by a slender and admittedly rather lovely woman with black hair. She wore a black sleeveless dress and had a pair of daggers that resembled large golden needles. The woman was giving Slade a look that told him two things. One, she was very unamused with him, and two, she's a killer same as him.

"I have no idea what you're doing here at my daughter's school," the woman said to Slade, her tone as firm and serious as her expression "But those weapons tell me that whatever it is that you're up to is no good! I won't let you do anything that could bring harm to my daughter!"

Slade scoffed, realizing that he wasn't going to get out of this one without a fight. He quickly whipped his gun around and took aim to shoot at Yor, but the moment the barrel of the gun was aimed at Yor, already one of Yor's twin golden needle daggers was jammed in the barrel, keeping Slade from being able to shoot at the Thorn Princess.

Yor rushed in, yanked out her dagger from the barrel of Slade's gun, and swiped at him, making him jerk back to avoid the strike. Slade had dealt with fights such as this before, but he could tell even from the missed attack that Yor was skilled and strong, not to mention fast. If it weren't for the fact that he had to fight her, he'd actually be pretty impressed.

Slade pulled out a pair of hunting knives to parry the blows from Yor's daggers, but the first hunting knife was knocked from his grip by the force of Yor's strike, and the blade of the second hunting knife was actually snapped in half by the impact of trying to parry Yor's attack. At least Slade got out of that parry exchange unharmed.

Slade, otherwise known as Deathstroke the Terminator, had never before faced an assassin like himself with such superhuman strength and speed. It took all of his efforts to dodge Yor's blows. He knew that he had to get some distance from Yor, pull out one of his assualt rifles, and open fire just to have a shot of bringing Yor down.

"You're pretty good," Slade remarked as he was able to leap away from Yor, standing on the roof of a slight tower that was a floor taller than the building Yor was still standing on the roof of, "I think that together, there is no-one we can't kill."

"You're the evil man I was warned about by Garden," Yor said, "Although your outfit does look slightly different than what was reported. But your possession of those weapons still makes it clear that you're the evil man that has to be killed! I don't know who it is that you aim to kill, but no way would I ever help you! Not only that, but you brought those foul weapons to my daughter's school here!"

"If it makes you feel any better," Slade said dryly, a bit annoyed to realize he's dealing with someone with emotional attachments, "My target is a grown man. No students of this school will be eating any of my lead."

"I don't care if you were going to shoot students or make them eat lead which aside from being nasty cannot taste good," Yor declared, "I'm taking you down either way!"

"The phrase 'making someone eat lead' means to shoot them," Slade clarified, not believing that he actually had to explain what that phrase meant. Slade was able to take his gun out, and took aim to fire a spray of bullets at Yor.

However, Yor was able to throw one of her daggers with such pinpoint aim that she was able to use it to jam up the barrel of the assault rifle before Slade was able to pull the trigger. Yor then rushed in and, while taking her thrown dagger back, kick Slade in the gut, sending him flying down onto the roof of the building behind him.

Slade was able to pick himself up and leap away to get more distance from Yor. That was just a blunt strike, and yet it had the force of an eighteen wheeler going full force at well over one-hundred miles per hour. If that strike had any piercing or slashing in it, Slade felt that there'd be a rather good chance that he'd be gutted right now.

Fighting this woman was like fighting a Superman who became a contract killer like what Slade himself is. But Slade could tell that Yor was still just a human. How do humans get to this level? He would like to learn the secret, it would be a boon to him in his line of work. But Slade couldn't just marvel at how good of a killer Yor is, otherwise he could end up as her next victim.

He decided to try to get under her skin, try to psyche her out. "...You seem awfully intent on trying to keep me from firing off any of my guns," Slade remarked, "I'm guessing that for what all training you've done to get to the level of speed and strength you possess, you're still as vulnerable to guns as any other human?"

"I'm keeping you from firing off your guns because we're at a school!" Yor clarified, snarling with annoyance, "Do you WANT to scare the kids attending classes here?!"

Slade actually saw the logic behind Yor's reasoning, and actually realized that he could have just stalked Murdoch Swan to his home and kill him there, rather than try to take him out while he was here at his job at Eden Academy. "You... actually got a very good point there," Slade remarked, even though he knew he wasn't going to be able to reason with Yor enough to make her stand down.

His suspicions were confirmed when Yor rushed in and proceeded to fight him hand to hand style. Slade himself is no pushover when it comes to hand to hand combat, but the first few seconds of the spar with Yor told him that Yor herself is also no pushover in hand to hand combat. Not only that, but she's also at least as quick as him, AND she's backed by her insane strength.

Focusing purely on defending, Slade was able to parry Yor's first few strikes, but Yor was soon able to get in a clean hit on his left shoulder, sending him flying back a bit with what he had no doubt was at least a fracture. Slade actually did have a bit of a healing factor, but it would still need time to mend that bit of damage there. Time that he knew that Yor wasn't going to permit him.

Seeing Yor rush him, Slade took out a smoke grenade and used it, casting a large cloud of sight obscuring smoke that surprised Yor. Slade then used his good arm to take out a handgun and fire it, successfully getting off a shot. He even heard Yor yelp in pain, telling him that he managed to hit the woman finally. Also, that yelp told him that guns DO in fact work on Yor.

As the smoke settled and Slade started to hear the panicked shouting and cries of school staff and students coming from below, Yor rushed from the smoke, grabbed Slade, and dove down into a back alleyway area, away from where anyone could see them. When they landed, they both had a bit of a tumble, although they were both able to recover from it.

Looking at Yor, Slade said, "How are you moving despite taking a shot?"

"You hit me in my butt!" Yor snapped, blushing a bit with embarrassment, "You have no idea how hard I'm clenching my butt cheeks right now to control the bleeding!"

"Well at least I have confirmation that guns do work on you," Slade said as he tried taking aim with another handgun, only for Yor to rush in quickly enough to knock the gun from Slade's hands and proceed to pummel him. Yor was able to get in a good number of hits, making Slade feel like he was being pelted with bricks being sent flying out of a dryer.

As Slade stood back, a little dazed from the pummeling just now, Yor quickly whipped out her daggers and, with a twirling flare, stabbed one dagger through the side of Slade's neck and out the other side, and the other dagger right through the left temple of Slade's head, piercing his skull and brain along with it.

Yor allowed the Terminator to drop dead before she retrieved her signature twin golden needle daggers. With a snap of her wrists, Yor shook Slade's blood from her weapons before she turned to take off. However, she heard a gunshot come from the direction of the school. Panicked and very worried for Anya's safety, Yor quickly threw on her civilian outfit so no-one could tell she's the Thorn Princess, then made a dash for Anya's school.

...

That evening at the Forger residence, Yor after getting back from having the bullet taken out of her butt over at Garden and having the butt wound taken care of walked in to see that Loid and Anya were both okay. Yuri was also visiting, and he immediately ran to hug his older sister.

"I got it from Loid you went to Anya's school to bring her something, and that there was a shooting at the school," Yuri said as he let Yor go, "Thank goodness both you and Ayna are okay!"

"Yeah, I was also worried about you," Loid said, relief clearly in his expression.

"MAMA!" Anya cried out as she ran up to hug Yor as high as she could reach.

Yor was touched by the show of love from her family, her husband and daughter and younger brother. Yor scooped Anya up before standing up straight. "I was worried sick when I heard about the shooting at Anya's school," Yor said, "I was worried that Anya could have gotten hurt!"

Looking grim faced, Loid said, "Well there WAS one death at Eden Academy. A teacher by the name of Donna Schlag. Eyewitness reports even caught sight of her killer."

"There was a killing at Ayna's school?!" Yor exclaimed, "Who did it?!"

Pointing to the TV which was on the news, Yuri said, "They're talking about it on the news right now." Yor turned her attention to the TV, and saw the image of the bad man that Garden had warned her about; Wade Wilson, otherwise known as the Merc with a mouth, Deadpool. The news even showed a quote that Deadpool had made, although the news had no idea what to make of what it was that Deadpool had said.

Deadpool was quoted as saying, "When will I get my own chapter in Fiction Fighters?"

WINNER: YOR FORGER

END, CHAPTER SEVEN

Author's notes;

This chapter shows two skilled killers go head to head, but the winner ended up being the mother who was fretting over the safety and well being of her (rather) young daughter. Also this is the second chapter of Fiction Fighters to end with the winner killing their opponent; fights here CAN end with the winner killing their opponent, but fights that end in death will be rare, or at least they are supposed to be rare.

Anyway, the chapter ends with a little fourth wall breaking from Deadpool, because it's Deadpool so of course he gets to do that. I'm also going to think of a decent opponent for him to face here in the story, but his fight, assuming it happens, won't be until season two at least. Well anyway, the next chapter of this story ought to be out before too much longer, and it'll continue a plot thread that started a while ago. Until then, take care.

Next time, on Fiction Fighters...

Hoagie Gilligan, also known as Numbuh Two, was rather concerned. But then again, why wouldn't he be concerned? He had just found out that Nigel Uno, also known as Numbuh One, had actually gone missing, last seen being captured by a blonde haired teen girl in a red suit, and the girl was clearly a secret agent of some sort.

As far as Hoagie was aware, the teenagers didn't have a spy organization along those lines; they had the teen ninjas, but that was about it. Hoagie knew that this had to get to the heads of the Kids Next Door, otherwise the teenagers and their secret agent agency could very well catch the Kids Next Door by surpri-

*WWWWWRRRRRYYYYY*

The alarm for the Sector V treehouse went off, the alarm that warned when a teenager had entered the base. Acting quickly, Hoagie grabbed one of the two by four technology laser guns and ran in to confront the teenager or teenagers who trespassed into Sector V. "Alright, teenagers!" Hoagie called out, "You kidnap my sector's leader, and now you're trespassing in my sector's base! Whatever little game you're playing ends he-"

*WHAM*

Hoagie was cut off when he was kicked to the side by the mysterious intruder. Hoagie was able to get a good look at said intruder, and it very much was a teenager. A teen girl of late Sophomore to early Junior in high school, this girl wore a green suit, had fair skin, and long orange hair. She gave Hoagie a firm, serious look.

"Kid, the little game of secret agent that you and your friends are playing has GOT to end," said Sam as she was granting no quarter to Hoagie, "W.O.O.H.P. is going to make you kids shut down what all that you're up to!"

Numbuh Two vs. Samantha 'Sam' Simpson (Codename: Kids Next Door vs. Totally Spies)