Usachi
Author Notes: Mako! I wanna Danganronpa story!
Mako: Dude do you not see the line up of stories I have to do?! *Shows doc list*
Sen: Why the hell do you have over 50 documents!? And not ONE of them is Danganronpa!
Mako: That's not true-I have 3
Sen: Come onnnnnnnn
Mako: *contemplates life choices* Here.
Sen: *gasps* USACHIIII!
Mako: We do not own danganronpa or any other game/anime/music/book referenced.
3rd P.O.V
Warning...some of the songs are more for older audiences, though the actual warning is for the friend that will be joining us today. She is a nice person though that has no filter when speaking so can easily say strange/inappropriate things and is likely to swear. Again swears will be bleeped out.
We believe you should be at least fifteen+ or get parent's permission to watch. Please do not continue further or send angry comments. We don't want to read them.
Additional warning: She's loud-so don't put on headphones or on high volume or you will become deaf.
*Cute little chime begins to play*
Usachi-usausa usachi. We love to play- you and me~
Usachi Usachi. Here we are 1-2-3.
Usa-us-us-usachi What game to play?
We shall see~
When the camera turns on, Hajime is looking at the ceiling, as if looking for answers to the mysteries of the world. "This is a mistake." Still that didn't stop him from setting up the console for them to play.
"It should be fine. I think." Hajime scrunched his nose up but didn't bother arguing with his pink haired friend. He knew this was a bad idea, but his hands were tied. "Ok. Just don't blame me when this hits the fan. Chihiro, sorry in advance for all the editing you'll be doing with me."
The upper classmate tilted her head in confusion. "Why? What's wro-" All of them jumped when the door was kicked. "Here we go..." Hajime watched as his poor door hit the ground, its hinges flying only to smack against the wall.
"Yo! What. Is. Up!? Ibuki Mioda is here to play!" Chiaki giggled as their punk rock star guest arrived in typical chaotic fashion. "Welcome Ibuki, thanks for coming." The girl stuck her tongue out as she did a very dramatic salute.
The gesture caused Hajime to roll his eyes, before being dragged by the collar to be hugged by the eccentric musician. "Like Hell was I missing this-Owch!" Hajime truly lacked patience today as he managed to not only escape Ibuki's hold, but also pull her ear.
Not hard mind you, but enough for him to cut her off. "Swear jar for one. And two-fix my door!" Her response to his demands were whines. "Chiaki? If you don't mind." The gamer nodded her head, shaking it slightly as she watched her friends leave the camera's view.
"I'mmmmm sooooorrryyyy." The whining still faintly heard in the background. "Hey hey, welcome to Usachi. Today we have our friend Ibuki. She's known as the Ultimate Musician and she's here with us to do a little gaming challenge. But it looks like we'll still be a few minutes since Hajime and Ibuki are fixing the door."
Chihiro came from behind the camera, settling down on the floor. "Fun fact, she was one of the people behind the intro to our channel. I have to say she's just as Sayaka described." Chiaki clapped, her eyes sparkling as the intro plays again.
*Cute little chime begins to play*
Usachi-usausa usachi. We love to play- you and me~
Usachi Usachi. Here we are 1-2-3.
Usa-us-us-usachi What game to play?
We shall see~
"I don't think I'll ever get tired of that." The short programmer nodded in agreement with a smile. "I know right? Onto today's game. Hajime said that for once you're actually going to have a challenge?" It was perfect timing as Hajime dragged himself to collapse onto the couch.
With the reason for his exhaustion skipping right behind him. "Yeah! Today we're doing Guitar Hero 3. From what I know, it's a rhythm based game where you have this toy guitar to work as the controller."
Said controllers were revealed by a grinning Ibuki. "Hajime told me you've never done this game so naturally I raided my old collection! Then I raided Hajime's stuff! Dude really needs to relax." The dude in question looked ready to commit murder as he scowled her way.
"How can I when you decide to break into my room at three in the morning?! All while breaking my door-what do you have against my door!?" She hummed, placing a finger to her lips as if in deep thought.
In the end she shrugged. "It's fun! Now I was told this is a challenge-what's the challenge? Huh?! Tell meeeee!" Everyone turned towards the lone male who could only sigh. "You and Chiaki are going to do a battle with a random song from the list on the hardest difficulty. Best of three wins."
Chiaki was immediately grabbed and spun around by her supposed opponent. "Ohhh that sounds like so much fun. But what's the prize? There's gotta be a reward. Ohh or a punishment-what happens if we lose?!" For the first time since asking Ibuki to join them in today's session, he grinned.
A twisted one that sent chills down all three girls' spines. "There's not so much as a prize, but there is a punishment for the loser. The person who loses...has to tutor Akane for exams for an hour...without any snacks." On the surface...that didn't sound so bad.
An hour with a good friend of theirs? Studying? Easy...if you were Hajime. Hajime had long mastered knowing how his friends ticked. And Akane, simple in nature, did not do study sessions-especially with food not part of the equation. Period.
"There's no way you can enforce that!" Ibuki called his bluff. Last time there was an attempt without snacks, Akane's hangry mode activated and nearly destroyed the room and half of the building with it. Since then, everyone's made sure to have some sort of snack on their person when around her.
A bag of chips. A candy bar. Anything edible to calm the beast that is a hangry Akane. Yet despite those facts, Hajime stood, smug. "I already got Nekomaru's permission. He's gonna help enforce it." Chiaki winced-while Ibuki swore.
So not a bluff. "Why the hell did he agree?!" Hajime sighed, pinching his nose. "Swear jar-times two!" Ibuki just barely managed to catch herself from swearing again before depositing the amount she owed. "This is criminal!"
That jar was getting filled nicely with all these guest appearances. "Yeah yeah, I know, i'm mean. But I did warn you after I told you we were doing this!" That still didn't mean editing was going to be fun.
"Anyways after the past set of exams, our teachers, me and Nekomaru had a long talk about her grades. As team manager and Akane's main coach, he felt responsible for her...lack of priorities. So this is just one of the plans we were going to do with her-you guys are just the victims. Sorry."
Chiaki pouted at him. He was SO not sorry. But he did feel pity, grabbing the guitar controllers. "Like I said, best of three wins. So it's time to see who is going to have to suffer alongside me." He could've been cruel and made both girls do it, but a little challenge would make today's session more interesting.
At the very least he's not the one who's going to lose terribly. "There's no way i'm doing it! I got a buncha concerts I got tickets to. Sorry Chiaki-but you're going down!" A battle between a master of all things music.
"I promised a weekend long marathon of pokemon games and movies with Gundum and Sonya. I won't lose!" Against the gaming genius. Although Hajime thought they were both...misunderstanding the deal?
It's only supposed to be an hour. What were they worried they'd get injured if not killed from Akane's rampage? Well...actually considering the situation-that is a high possibility. Still, he just sat there, allowing them to arm themselves with their gaming gear.
Both girls had determination emblaze their beings. Passion danced in their eyes. Hajime glanced at Chihiro, nodding for the game to start. "Ok...here we go, song number one. 'Hit me with your best shot!" The two friends now rivals stood facing the screen.
Without word Chihiro swerved the camera to where all three were in view. Ibuki nodded to the beats, closing her eyes as her fingers fluttered to position. Her opponent Chiaki also wasn't looking at her instrument.
Instead she followed the colored icons coming up on the screen, letting instinct and her gaming reflexes do all the work. Both bystanders watched in amazement as note after note was hit.
Perfects skyrocketed the gauge-and with it, the true battle began as the musicians sent sabotage after sabotage. Hajime couldn't believe it. They were neck and neck as their combo streaks hit ridiculous numbers. "Maybe it won't...be a best of three."
It was going to be another long all-nighter for sure. "We'll cut some of this out, especially for copyright concerns. Time for a montage."
Chiaki sneezed towards the final notes of the song. "Yes~" Leading to Ibuki's first win.
"Ok next song is 'Black Magic Woman." Ibuki got bombarded with extra sabotages as Chiaki attacked far more aggressively. "Nooooo!" Which led to Chiaki to be the victor of round two. "Phew."
One to one. That fact made them pale. Whoever lost this, had to tutor Akane. The pressure was on as Hajime announced the final track. "We got 'Devil Went Down To Georgia.'Good luck girls." Of all the songs that had to play, this one felt like absolute torture.
The duo's fingers were flying across the buttons. Combos broke left and right as they both dove their heads close to the screen. Though the song itself was playing at its typical pace, the beats that had to be pressed looked like it was going a mile a second.
That stress didn't even count the stakes for losing. Not for the first time did Hajime feel grateful not participating in a gameplay-let alone on hard mode. By the time it ended, Chiaki and Ibuki collapsed, panting to catch their breaths.
Being the referee, Hajime checked their pulses-making sure they were alive, before checking out the scores. "Well guys...it looks like we reached the end." Heads snapped up towards the brunette.
"The winner of this challenge and who is spared from Akane duty is...neither"
Why? Because it was a draw...a fricking draw.
"Well-guess that means we don't get to do it! In your face Hajime!" Ibuki sounded so confident and smug. "No...that just means both of you have to be punished!" With a happy hum Hajime disarmed the two girls before dragging them away.
Chihiro shook her head before turning the camera around. "Well that was anticlimatic wasn't it? Knowing Hajime, he'll have snacks so hopefully we'll have another video in the future. Guys thank you so much for watching, hope you enjoyed it! Goodbye!"