"Breaking news in Hell today... We have gotten word from our very own head honcho Lucifer Morningstar that he will be hosting a debut ball to reveal his new grandson!" Katie Killjoy said on 666 News sitting with Tom Trench.
"That's right Katie; Lucifer revealed that in a botch summoning, a human child was accidentally sent to Hell and in the process... Became part angel with a hint of demon and ended up as now a kid of his daughter and Hell's Princess. Looks like his wife Lilith has gone from the hottest MILF in history to the hostest GMILF in history! Plus her daughter with the cute but sexy thing going for her just like take her place as hottest MILF!" Tom then said after her.
Katie then said with her face not changing her expression "every time you open your fucking mouth Tom; you find a way for my opinion of you to sink that much fucking lower."
"Well... Your dad certainly let all of Hell know of your situation so any hope on keeping this on a down low has gone from low to about..." Vaggie said shaking her head as she, Charlie, Lincoln and Angel Dust were watching TV on the couch.
"Minus five hundred trillion?" Angel Dust finished for her causing her to sigh and Charlie was frowning.
"All eyes on me... Those demonic eyes..." Lincoln said gulping as Angel Dust looked at him.
"Yeah; I feel for ya pal..." Angel Dust said as Vaggie then glared at him. "No need to sugarcoat it and I was showing him sympathy! God..." Angel Dust then said to him as Charlie put on her best smile as she put a reassuring hand on Lincoln's shoulder.
"Stick with us and we will get through it... Won't be all bad as the other Sins... Rulers of the Rings; they are practically my aunts and uncles and I know that they will love you... You've already met Aunt Belle." Charlie said trying brighten up his spirits.
"Should we see about dressing him up for it? Try to look the part?" Vaggie said as Charlie beamed as she got up and pointed a figure at Lincoln. Lincoln found to his surprise his clothes morphed to an orange suit with a white dress shirt. "Wow... Let him keep his color as well..." Vaggie said with a smile as Charlie was satisfied with her work.
"Not to draw the ire of others like the Ars Goetia and the vampire royalty..." Charlie said as Lincoln's eyes widened. "Oh yeah... Vampires were banished to Hell and basically live in the Wrath Ring. Ruled by Dracula..." Charlie said simply as Lincoln was open mouthed and Angel Dust got his attention.
"Dracula... HE'S REAL? VAMPIRES EXIST AS WELL?" Lincoln asked as he could only imagine Lucy's reaction to that.
"I guess I should explain but yeah... Vlad the Impaler was bitten himself and became the feared Dracula... He cooled down after being banished to Hell and I think he was humbled when a coup attempt against Uncle Satan and Dad failed miserably..." Charlie explained with Lincoln not even batting an eye to 'Uncle Satan'.
"How could there be vampires?" Angel Dust asked as Charlie sighed.
"Well... You know Lincoln the story of Adam and Eve and when Eve eat the Fruit of Knowledge?" Charlie asked as Lincoln nodded remembering the bedtime story from the night before. "Well after eating; there was a darkness in Eve that manifested much later as she and Adam became grandparents... She went into self imposed exile as her darkness grew and began practicing some dark sorcery. She was able to transform herself into a bat but now in her new state she craved blood and later... Humanity began to get going and she began biting humans to make them like her and thus the vampire race was born. She was imprisoned but it took a long while to lock away the vampires into Hell." Charlie said Lincoln was in awe.
"Wow... No Sunday School would ever teach that..." Angel Dust said snickering and Vaggie rolled her eyes.
"They won't try and eat my human side now..." Lincoln said before realising he really jsut said that as Charlie and Vaggie looked at him assuredly.
"Don't worry... We have that sorted and we will keep an eye out on them... Dracula is mostly peaceful now..." Charlie assured him as Lincoln took this in.
Lucifer and Lilith had gotten home and Lucifer told Lilith of what Sera had told him. Plus what he told her and used 'exact words'. "...Interestingly Sera seemed to have strong feelings about Lincoln's family... She said that they outdid themselves this time and how she said it..." Lucifer told her and Lilith took this in.
"Indeed... Lincoln strongly came to Charlie's defence about her hope of redeeming sinners and before I left; I overheard Lincoln admitting that he doesn't feel his own hobbies valued or looked favourably by his sisters. Plus apparently his homemade gifts to his parents went to a box saying not to touch in the attic." Lilith said as Lucifer then thought it over.
"Just wow... What kind of human family does our new grandson have... More reveals like this and our Charlie may end up deciding to make it so that Lincoln's stay here is permanent with him being better off without them..." Lucifer said as they both had a thought.
"I am sure that she would off course feel that strongly but what would the poor dear say?" Lilith asked as Lucifer smirked.
"Give it time and he could get used to living here. Just need to keep an eye out and see what arguments we can use against these Louds." Lucifer replied as Lilith came up to him and embraced him.
"You are scheming again my short king and I love it!" Lilith then said as they shared a grin.
Lucifer then finished "my darling; I am sure that we can teach Lincoln that it's better to reign in Hell that serve in Heaven!"