"...Was basically fun and Vaggie's mum was so happy to see her and see that she had a grandson now... I felt so lucky and plus so open minded about her dating Hell's princess... You would have thought that she would be more concerned but no... Kind of nice..." Lincoln was explaining to Sibella taking the story in.
"So you have a guardian angel that you didn't know about?" Sibella asked curiously and with a hint of caution.
"Yeah... She was pretty much hugging me off the clouds and i was afraid that she would drop me to the ground... We had fun together but I was kind of worried... That she would try and force me to stay there..." Lincoln said as Alastor appeared right before him as he and the other staff and guest of the hotel had arrived since they were literally dropped off.
"Sounds like that was the plan with Vaggie's mother being found and introduced to you all. I imagine that this Emily planned to do everything she could to force you all to stay. Glad that she failed..." Alastor then said with a smirk as she patted Lincoln the head. "The hotel might not be as much fun without everyone here..." Alastor said as Lincoln and Sibella eyed him.
"Not that we had a fucking choice in it... Sera pretty much pushed us back... Right when it seemed like that Mum and Emily didn't know about the Exorcists..." Vaggie then said as Vaggie frowned.
"Was weird..." Charlie said as Dracula coughed.
"I think it sounds like she didn't want you to explain it... That the Exterminations might nto be common knowledge in God's kingdom." Dracula then put his two sense in as they digested that.
"Doesn't really surprise me if that's the case..." Vaggie muttered as Charlie and Lincoln frowned.
"Sera said I can send in regular reports about the hotel's progress to Heaven... Maybe I can ask about that in my first one..." Charlie said as then appeared before them was Satan looking fiercesome as he then looked down at Charlie.
"Your father texted me saying that you texted that you have returned... Let me guess... Those angelic bastards of Heaven forced Lincoln to stay... Don't fret as I had a feeling that they would try this and amassed an army of trillions of imp soldiers... Bred for war and every single one of them would be honoured to give their worthless lives to distract the Exorcists as we storm Heaven to rescue your..." Satan then said dramatically as he then noticed Lincoln looking up to him fearfully. "Oh... They let you return..." Satan said looking a little embarrassed.
"Don't sound so fucking disappointed." Vaggie said eyeing him with her arms folded up.
"If any sinner tried talking to me like that who wasn't dating my darling niece... I am glad that he is back here safe and sound; don't get me wrong... I was ready to amass this army when I heard that the angel bitches attacked this place on Extermination Day... I prepared this rousing speech to give to the army before we stormed Heaven... I even scrambled them..." Satan then said awkwardly.
"Why?" Sibella asked as Satan sighed.
"Because I like to scramble my imp army..." Satan said as he then patted Lincoln on the head and then brought in Charlie and Vaggie for a hug that Charlie returned and Vaggie was caught off guard. "Do tell me if Heaven tries anything Charlie..." Satan said with a fond smile and then eyed Dracula who eyed him back. "Vlad." Satan said as Dracula nodded and Satan got his phone out.
"Sorry but the march onto Heaven is cancelled... My great nephew was able to return... Look; tell the band I will cover the cost of the epic battle music..." Satan said as he teleported away.
"Your dad and Satan has beef?" Lincoln asked Sibella who shrugged.
"I think that Satan never let bygones be bygones when Dad tried his coup upon arriving in Hell the way Lucifer did. I think he still has a grudge against Lucifer..." Sibella then replied as Lincoln looked confused.
"Oh yeah... Didn't tell that story yet but Uncle Satan was born from the original darkness and ruled the darkness before it was expanded and shaped into Hell when Eve eat the fruit... When my parents were banished; Dad challenge Uncle Satan for the rule of the newly rechristened Hell and he won... Every thousand years or so; Uncle Satan would challenge Dad again and the last attempt was like 10 years ago..." Charlie said simply as Lincoln took this in.
Charlie walked into an area of the Morningstar Mansion as Lucifer had Satan in a headlock; "Wet willy time!" Lucifer said smirking with a finger out as Satan was struggling.
"Come on Lucifer... I'm sorry... This is gross..." Satan complained as Lilith shaking her head led Charlie away.
"Charlie; let's have some mother and daughter time while your father and your uncle settles this latest battle for Hell's throne..." Lilith said with a deep sigh.
"So what did you two get up to?" Lincoln asked looking to Angel Dust and Bun-Bun glaring at eachother.
"Sorry Link but your rabbit... He cheats at cards..." Angel Dust then said as Husk then laughed and patted Lincoln on the back.
"I don't mind that I lost a few hundred bucks to your rabbit myself..." Husk then said as Bun-Bun grinned and Husk forced a smile thinking about his freedom being worth it.
"I wonder what's happening back in Heaven..." Lincoln wondered as they all decided to look at the TV.
Emily and Julieta were shaken by the explanation that Sera solemnly gave them; "You have to keep quiet... Please we don't want to stir up anyone..." Sera said as Emily had her head down and looked away. "Emily please look at me..." Sera pleaded as Emily sighed.
"Lincoln might not want to visit ever again or want to talk to me again after what you pulled there. Charlie and Vaggie might not want to hear me out either. On top of you hiding what you were allowing to happen all this time..." Emily said as she then left as Sera called out to her. Julieta just wordlessly left as well.
I did see the newest Helluva episode Mastermind and while my characterisations and appearances of the other Sins were off; I want to keep them for this story but mine was close enough to Satan that I decided to use bits of his for this. Plus a bit of Jorgen Von Strangle inspiration.